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AutosRe: Foreign Used Land Rover LR3 2006 Model@ N2.450m by CaptainAyub: 1:38pm On Dec 17, 2021
2.3!
AutosRe: XTOOL Advance AD10 Auto Car Fault Code Reader by CaptainAyub: 1:01pm On Dec 17, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
Works on every car I have tested it with so far
Including the notorious Volkswagen VAG?
NYSCRe: Why Do Some Male Corpers Sleep With Their Female Students? by CaptainAyub: 11:03am On Dec 17, 2021
LILTJAY1:
Any female student wey throw herself at me, I go fvck nonsense comot from her toto ni ooh..
As far them nor get belle, e nor concern me
Buhari supporter,not surprised.
Unscrupulous elements
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by CaptainAyub: 10:38pm On Dec 16, 2021
Simdyofficial:
shocked Chelsea no fall my hand...
This man!
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by CaptainAyub: 9:53pm On Dec 16, 2021
FatherANlNI:
idiot.. You want to put which dvck inside which wet pvsyy?

Perv
You are truly Lawrence Anini grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Speaker, Zailan Cries At The Burial Of Rilwanu Aminu Killed By Bandits by CaptainAyub: 4:56pm On Dec 16, 2021
Karlovych:
embarassed They voted for this, Sai "I belong to nobody" till 2027. They will still collect bribe and vote in another lunatic in 2023

BusinessRe: Throwback Photos Of Aliko Dangote With Friends by CaptainAyub: 4:33pm On Dec 16, 2021
See as him just de press bobbi carelessly grin
Sharia is for the poor ooo and Islamabad is the capital of Pakistan
FoodRe: Suggest Food And Other Stuff To Buy Before Subsidy Removal by CaptainAyub: 4:07pm On Dec 16, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
It is political suicide for the APC led govt to add ₦1 to the current price of P.M.S, 2023 is an election year, currently Insecurity and poverty is on the rise.

Subsidy will not be removed.


Buhari doesn't care,he is handing over on 2023 and is expected to hand over to the kaffirs of the south.
He cam do it and let anything that wants to happen to happen.
PoliticsRe: Ayo Adebanjo Seeks Probe Of Tinubu's Source Of Wealth by CaptainAyub: 11:32am On Dec 16, 2021
membranus:
Now that slawormiir is playing your ball, he is good. The last time he was playing against your biafra, he was bad.

Iszatso?
Who be this?
Jazz away!
CelebritiesRe: Pero Adeniyi Shows Curves In New Video by CaptainAyub: 11:26am On Dec 16, 2021
Aruru aru.
My fellow mgbuka spare parts dealers and buyers will understand
PoliticsRe: Ayo Adebanjo Seeks Probe Of Tinubu's Source Of Wealth by CaptainAyub: 11:08am On Dec 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice

Tinubu can never be our president
Your current weed supplier has the good shiiit.
The one that was sold to you when you said Biafra is unrealistic was adulterated with fuel.
PoliticsRe: PETER OBI - The Only Man That May Save Nigeria From Collapsing by CaptainAyub: 1:32am On Dec 16, 2021
LegendHero:
The thief Obi Pandora will just steal Nigeria money and keep it offshore & use our money to establish companies on his daughter name.

The balless Obi Pandora that is afraid of IPOB and have failed to take charge in the SE as one of the leading politicians in the midst of all these UGM issue. A sissy like that do not have the balls to face the numerous problem Nigeria is currently facing security wise. Boko Haram, Bandit, and UGM will be more bolder with the sissy in power. He might even be crying like a puppy in his room while Boko wreak havoc.

Obi Pandora is a criminal and a killer. He masterminded the butchering of his people in Awkusu and until he explain to the whole world what he has done to get justice for the slain youths, he should be remanded in the deepest part of Kuje prison to pay for his crime.

Obi Pandora is also a tribalistic homo sapien. He does not have tentacles nation wide and he would be another nepotistic president like Buhari. He should sit his as* down in Anambla and tend to his family. He’s even a bigot religiously as we have seen cases of him campaigning for a catholic governor.

Pandora will never be president. It is a dream that cannot be achieved!!! I even like him self, he knows his limit and only the online neophytes are thinking him a lion when he’s just a small rat in politics.
Does your mother know that this is the type of job you're doing?
PoliticsRe: Ayade Seeks Stronger Trade Ties Between Cross River, Equatorial Guinea by CaptainAyub: 8:13pm On Dec 15, 2021
Way to go.
My IPOB brothers trade as far as Equatorial Guinea via Calabar and Akwa Ibom waters
CrimeRe: Hisbah: Unrest In Sabon Gari, Kano (Picture) by CaptainAyub: 5:29pm On Dec 15, 2021
GeorgeTheCoder:
You just write with great ignorance. I am almost certain I have been to more states than you in Nigeria. I have lived on Court Road Sabon Gari. I have worked in Gwarzo. But since your recourse is the Constitution, wait until you are slaughtered like a ram in the next riot before leaving Kano.
Let me tell you something.
Buhari will rather open fire on his fellow islamabad ppl than allow them cause wahala in Sabon Gari.
Why?
Because ppl wey de mad pass aboki dey all the regions now.
If 1 Igbo blood drops in Sabon gari, just wait for the return match in Aba and Onitsha tomorrow and na wetin boys de wait for so Biafra will come faster.
As dumb as your buhari is,he is aware of this simple analogy
CrimeRe: Hisbah: Unrest In Sabon Gari, Kano (Picture) by CaptainAyub: 4:09pm On Dec 15, 2021
Tranquillity360:
You think northerners don't know.


When last did you hear northerners kill Igbos in north unlike before they kill us at will.
Aba and Onitsha year 2000 put a stop to that.




If they try that nonesense now,God know i will join action against them here.
Exactly.
Them know say ppl wey mad pass their tramadol skull full east now.
CrimeRe: Hisbah: Unrest In Sabon Gari, Kano (Picture) by CaptainAyub: 2:12pm On Dec 15, 2021
GeorgeTheCoder:
Igbos should leave Kano and the north for hausa people. Is it not obvious they are not welcome there ? There are other places within and outside Nigeria to make money.
So only Igbo ppl are in Sabo Gari and only Igbo ppl sell alcohol in Sabon Gari?
You ppl's ignorance is sometimes nauseating.
Even yoruba muslims,na sabo gari dem de hide now if wahala start
CrimeRe: Hisbah: Unrest In Sabon Gari, Kano (Picture) by CaptainAyub: 11:57am On Dec 15, 2021
JAMO84:
I hope this doesn't get worse.



There are like a million beer parlour in Sabon gari, it will be practically impossible to get rid of them, plus that area has been ceeded to non Muslims.




PEACE IS ALL WE WANT
First sensible comment since you joined nairaland.
Praise the master Jesus!
Christianity EtcRe: Man Attacks Bishop Oyedepo On The Pulpit (Video) by CaptainAyub: 11:39pm On Dec 14, 2021
buygala:
And this is the same man selling "Divine Protection" to his ~clients~ flock grin


While he collects their money to bestow them with protection of the Holy Spirit, he had to depend on ordinary men to wriggle him out of the hands of a mere mortal..

Physician, heal thyself smiley ...abi the Holy Spirit that is supposed to be guarding your flock isn't guarding you? huh

These pastor niggas don see us finish walahi undecided....he employs bouncers and known gunmen to guard him but gladly tells us how Yahweh is sufficient for the rest of us...as in millions of adults, educated and otherwise enlightened ones at that, listen to this fvckery and actually believe him grin

EFCC should start picking up these men of God because they are even worse than them Invictus, Hushpuppi, and those MMM niggas...They scam millions with the possibility of a hope and protection they don't even practice.....any small thing they start instilling a fear of criticism telling you "Speak not evil of the Lord's annointed" ... Lord's annointed that's is protected by Bouncers and known gunmen, is that one a Lord's annointed? huh ....Oga go and sit the Bleep down...Between me and you, if thunder is to fire anybody, it definitely ain't me undecided

I would have said "Thunder fire you Sir"....it's just that I have small remnants of a proper Yoruba upbringing which bars me from insulting elders...
At least,they're far better than your bomb making instructors
RomanceRe: Want To Marry But Don't Want To Have Children by CaptainAyub: 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2021
MistaMann:
When I checked the percentage of people that don't want to have children in the USA it was staggering yet most of them struggle to find partner( from my observation from comments on Facebook groups)

Now compare this with Nigeria or Africa, what are the odds to find a partner?

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Are you now married, found a partner or in any kind of relationship with someone with this mindset?
What you're looking for can't be found in Africa and is only obtainable in the developed world.There,a child could be a distraction or irritant b/w you and a wife.
Contrary to what you think,for a man in Nigeria,children are the only joy you get in a marriage.
To 98% of Nigerian women, a husband is just the next ATM when her father hands-up responsibilities towards her.
Maybe it's the economy or patriarchal system but Nigerian women don't know no companionship.
If she's among the rare ones able to have a career or money of her own,you are still a safety net.The person to be abused when the school fees and rents don't get paid on time.
Na "is it not your mates" you go de hear everyday if devil punish you you no fit de meet up every time.
My work entails I hear these complaints from couples everyday and I tell you most solemnly,Nigerian men are endangered species.
Little wonder there are mostly widows and very few widowers.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Wike Bribes PDP Governors With Cars To Support Him As VP - SaharaReporters by CaptainAyub: 7:37pm On Dec 14, 2021
itsme01:
Ibos won't get anything in 2023
Ok.
Go and collect free money from the bank because of that
PoliticsRe: 2023: Wike Bribes PDP Governors With Cars To Support Him As VP - SaharaReporters by CaptainAyub: 7:26pm On Dec 14, 2021
Fake
Fake
Is there any governor in the zoo that can't buy any car he wants?
PhonesRe: About Mafab Communications & Profile Of The Owner, Musbahu Bashir by CaptainAyub: 6:16pm On Dec 14, 2021
tstx:
Mafab Communications was incorporated on the 8th of July, 2020, and licensed by the NCC to provide and operate Local Interconnect and International carrier services And in just 17 months them don win auction for 5g License.

grin grin grin


Nigeria truly is a place where dreams go to blossom

...

I'm black and I'm a Nigerian. I fvcking hate the hand nature dealth me
Has all the signs of a front
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Business Idea For A Budget Of 500k by CaptainAyub: 5:55pm On Dec 14, 2021
FKMagazine:
Chat me privately for a fail prove biz idea, or partnership that will yield high ROI.
070.333.00.344
You done de plan to scam am
PoliticsRe: Biafra National Guard Claims Responsibility For Attack On Abia Police Hqs by CaptainAyub: 2:12pm On Dec 14, 2021
DubaiLandLord2:
AfghanEASTern
Erudite SKULLar
PoliticsRe: Buhari Forecloses Lauretta Onochie’s Chances As INEC Commissioner by CaptainAyub: 2:07pm On Dec 14, 2021
Lauretta go now know say her name be Onochie,no be Isah nor Pantami grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Biafra National Guard Claims Responsibility For Attack On Abia Police Hqs by CaptainAyub: 11:48am On Dec 14, 2021
This Fulani govt and their security agencies have started their movie production again.
PoliticsRe: TEARS!!! "I Watched Bandits Burn My 4 Kids" Mother In Sokoto Attack by CaptainAyub: 10:26am On Dec 14, 2021
Buhari for extra level
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Mistake You Made That Cost You Alot In Life. by CaptainAyub:
Tzar:
Marrying the wrong woman & birthing my kids through her. The signs were all there, but I thought people deserve a benefit of the doubt … now I know better.
Terrible
PoliticsRe: Blaack Axxee: Nigeria’s Deadliest Cult - BBC Africa Eye Documentary by CaptainAyub: 6:48am On Dec 14, 2021
bcomputer101:
Clear road
Barrow ppl talk
CrimeRe: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by CaptainAyub: 11:24pm On Dec 13, 2021
LILTJAY1:
which election?
Na yahoo boys handwork madam
All those yahoo boys wey dey collect $3m, $7m, $10m you think say na normal eye? undecided
You are not much different from the ppl who cut these heads since you also believe human parts can miraculously yield money.
SMH for afonjas

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