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EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:22pm On May 15, 2016
Dear Father,
As You know, Uniben is a very competitive school and consequently, the chances for admission is narrow. So to You I commit my studies, my post ume exam to.
Give us our desired admission.
Myself, KPhantom,JY01,Geofavor,Amulet, Rexyblaze and others.
Abeg make us ur priority oh Heavenly Father. After the post ume, we shall give testimony!
Amen!
CelebritiesRe: Prince Nico Mbarga The Man Behind The Hit Song “sweet Mother by CaptainEColeJnr: 4:52pm On May 15, 2016
madjune:
I was right.

Na small children full this Nairaland.
Indomie generation.
no offence but you call a 19 year-old a "small child"?
abeg what's your definition of "small children"?
CareerRe: Boss Serves Me A Query For Late Coming After We Both Spent The Night Out by CaptainEColeJnr: 4:32pm On May 15, 2016
kekakuz:
ok
you deserve an Oscar for your great lying skills.
Bravo!!!
CareerRe: Boss Serves Me A Query For Late Coming After We Both Spent The Night Out by CaptainEColeJnr: 4:23pm On May 15, 2016
kekakuz:
last night was amazing @ a bubbling club in Abuja with my boss. she is tall robust and in her late 20s. I meet her at a social event where we shared contact and she help me get a job in her office. she not only help me get a job but back dated my employment letter and I resumed promoted.
all her kind gestures towards me made me develop a sense of indebtedness to her but have never been able to pay her back except that I make sure she never runs out of data on her phone.
on Thursday she I received a pm from her asking me if I had plans for Friday night. truth be told I don't have anyplans so I told her no. she said she would pick me up later at night.
I knew she needed a companion to one of her many events and don't want her friends to know she is a loner. so I saw it as an opportunity to give back to her

about 4pm as we approach close of business on Friday , a general mail was sent that we would be coming for Saturday duties and default is equal to suspension.

after the mail I felt we probably would not be going out anymore since there is work. she came by my office and drop her car key and told me to pick her and her friends up by 10pm. she picked a drop and left.
at exactly 10:05 I reached her estate and picked her and 2 of her friends as we head to wuse 2.
we went to have dinner and she slipped her ATM in my hand and whispered the code in my ears.

I paid like a boss and we went straight to wine bar not far away. we ordered drinks and she held on to me as if we have been dating for years. she occasionally kiss me on the cheek. I was being careful not to drink too much because am driving and I don't drink much. so I mixed my jack Daniels with coke. thereafter we drove to a club nearby. their blood alcohol was already above the legal limit. the three of them danced like crazy I just stayed calm forming boss in the VIP section. whenever her two friends come close to me, she jumps in the middle like she was jealous. we danced till about two am when I decided its time to go. they were so drunk if not for the help of the security who helped me bring them inside the car, I drove back into the estate and her two friends came down but she was fast asleep. I carried her inside and lay her gently on the bed. she held me and whisper in my ears stay with me tonight. I knew she was drunk and not in her right mind. I tuck her in her bed
spread and kissed her good night and dropped her car key beside her to enable her get to the office in the morning.

I took a drop home and sleep off immediately. I woke up 7:30 and was running late. I quickly prepared for work but got to the office 30min late. everyone was on time except me. I logged into my mail and saw a query from my boss.
at first I felt it was a kind of cover up eye service but she copies disciplinary and regional head in the mail that unroll 10am to reply why I came late and should not be suspended .
I immediately sent her PMs but she replied none. so I replied the query saying I took my sick sister to a vigil for healing and I over slept after the vigil.
she sent another mail instantly that she recommend that I be suspended for a week without pay with immediate effect.

seriously I was confused because I can't believe it was the same person I spent whole lastnight with.
I picked my bag and just went back home wondering if I was dreaming.
Nice story undecided





















but it's still for the gods grin
Christianity EtcRe: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:30am On May 15, 2016
Idydarling:
dear op,


(1)talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person bahuh
(2)text or surfing the net,during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
(4)answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
(7) chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.
you just spilled rubbish undecided
Christianity EtcRe: What Is That Song That Lifts Your Spirit? by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:15am On May 15, 2016
My God is awesome -Charles Jenkins
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:17pm On May 14, 2016
VickyRotex:
Op, the thing is when the hair isnt washed for a while, adding mousse and oil sheen like you said, will only add to the smell/odour. Cos the smell is due to long stay of those chemicals without washing and also sweating.

Even ladies who take very good care of their hair, can still experience little this, especially in the hot weather.

With the hot weather, I advise ladies who can't maintain their hair or ladies who sweat alot, to stick to making straw curls.

It's very nice to carry during the hot weather. Lots of air will be able to pass through your hair. And with that, you wont have to worry about any odour from weavons or braids. Just use your hair mousse and you're good to go,
or maintain a very good hair cut.

Here's a link on how to make straw curls yourself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj68AmK6w0I
GBAM!!!!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:48pm On May 14, 2016
[quote author=Geofavor post=45618420][/quote]grin grin
uniben dey write post ume grin
RomanceRe: Lovely Pictures Of My Immediate Younger Sister by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:12pm On May 14, 2016
misspricy:
. This is exactly what you did to me sometimes ago. You are an idiot. You pokenose first. Fool
relax.. I just reported you! I hope you get banned.
Enjoy your ban!
RomanceRe: Lovely Pictures Of My Immediate Younger Sister by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:56pm On May 14, 2016
misspricy:
. Saddist. undecided
Miss!
I do not remember quoting or referring to you... and likewise I'd appreciate if you learn to face your lane and stop poking your noses on my comments. Last I checked,there's freedom of speech and I'm entitled to my own opinion. C'est fini?
RomanceRe: Lovely Pictures Of My Immediate Younger Sister by CaptainEColeJnr: 1:28pm On May 14, 2016
so what is the point/aim/moral lesson of opening this thread undecided
Should we advise her on whether to be a model?
or
should we just grab vaseline and stroke to her pic undecided
or
should we just drop our jaws and exclaim "She's beautiful"
or
Should we start to PM you asking for her contact?

Awon werey to wa ni ibi sha
o to sun mi pata pata
EducationRe: Exam Question For 500Level Lautech Students by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:54pm On May 14, 2016
pulsa:
IQ things?
or test of comprehension skill.
no its IQ,what's there that you can't comprehend?
It's just to follow instructions and Viola!!!
you will pass it
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:26pm On May 14, 2016
Page07:
I pray the cut off for med is regulated this year..... last year was 73 pray this year it comes down to 70.
it won't come down.. last year 12,000 peeps applied for medicine, this year,the number is even much higher —am afraid! .. so you gotta our in more work dude!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:24pm On May 14, 2016
JY01:
am a lazy reader.... I have engineering maths by K.A Stroud 4th edition... I need d 6th or 7th edition edition... You have it?
no.. but I think I'll download them ..
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:21pm On May 14, 2016
JY01:
we are on d same ship o.... I've got lots of those pdf too but the thing is... I don't read em wink
lol... same here too.. infact I have never read even one .. lol
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:40am On May 14, 2016
is anyone going for engineering like me?
at least so we can be familiar with the dynamics involved.
I have some engineering mathematics PDF .. just drop ur email and I give dem to you!
RomanceRe: Been Having A Crush On A Lady Here....she's Pretty! by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:38am On May 14, 2016
Oliviaarims:
80:20... I get 80 grin
lol... are you igbo? cuz you like money ooo
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:15am On May 14, 2016
JY01:
he had 253 and he's so scared... I had 206...that means I should just go and kill myself shocked
lol.. what they don't know is that jamb score matters less.. the admission is dependent on the post ume performance!
she's so scared, with this kinda self-doubt,I wonder if she'll get admitted
RomanceRe: Been Having A Crush On A Lady Here....she's Pretty! by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:35am On May 14, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Twin grin
yes na.. better co-operate,we go share the money 60:40 wink
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:34am On May 14, 2016
buharisbae:
. Uniben y? cry so u mean with with 68/70
why are you scared?
sit yo ass down and prepare well... and you'll get what you want!
simple as Jack!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:33am On May 14, 2016
Miscellaneous:
Don't compare pharmacy to medicine in uniben.... medicine is higher. Every student in uniben knows that
I know .. but what I was pointing out was that uniben will never give u pharmacy in place of medicine
EducationRe: 12 Things Anyone Who Went To UNIBEN Will Understand Perfectly by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:32am On May 14, 2016
naijafox:
U are already there, have faith
It's your year
amen!
thanks bro
RomanceRe: Been Having A Crush On A Lady Here....she's Pretty! by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:03am On May 14, 2016
JoaHynppes:
Proof?
angry
Bros Oliviaarims is my twin sister .. I can get her for you.. but you gotta credit my account with some Benjamins wink
EducationRe: We Are Chemical Engineers: by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:43pm On May 13, 2016
preach brother!
EducationRe: Indonesia: How Kids Go To School by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:38pm On May 13, 2016
so?
What's this? .. Its nothing new!
Indonesia has over 7000 islands, so definitely, they gotta go through this process.
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:31pm On May 13, 2016
buharisbae:
shocked so u mean they can't gimme sumtin lyk pharmacy or dentistry even with that high score
hmmmm.. pharmacy is as competitive as medicine ooo.
Is either you're given MBBS or educational courses.. or perhaps optometry, health science!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:27pm On May 13, 2016
flamezy007:
Hello every one


Am an aspirant of Uniben course Chemical engineering

I Scored 257 in Jamb am having problem preparing and Reading for the Post utme


Please can you guys Please advice me how to prepare for the exams

Topics I can read and study for the up coming exams



BTW I have the Quintessence Past question


Thanks all
bro.. we are going for the same course... baba start dey read ooooo
PN Okeke, Anyakoha,Ababio,Mathematics etc Quintessence past question!
Engineering no be beans but if u prepare well.. why not? we'll get there! wink

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