₦airaland Forum

Oliviaarims:
Just get the book, "Every woman." It's thoroughly educative about all these and more....everything one needs to know about a woman's body and her sexuality

is that true
where is that girl sef
.. Nkechi come here!!

Respect privacy

Ksslib:
@CaptainEcolejnr, you get luck. Some are not that lucky with BDPA boys.

leave dat tin .. d highest dey can do is issue some slaps and take away some of ur possession like money & phone

KPhantom:
Students r around, but many r planing to leave since no classes. Uniben dey on a low key now..

ok thanks dude!
hopefully, this strike will be called off soon

KPhantom:
hmm, yea.. And OOU and KWASU will soon finish their own pume!! make UNIBEN do fast oo..

how's uniben now?
Are students still around?
Is there classes?

I also wrote uniben post ume .. August last year.. mine went smoothly except for bastard idiots that called me while I was bouncing in BDPA ,probably they knew I was a post umite, so they probably wanted to milk me,and a generator happened to be missing in the hostel where I lodged,so any new face was a suspect, and here I was being a potential 'suspect'.. .. and one was threatening to break my leg.. and here was four guys trying to accuse me of stealing the Gen .. lol.. as a sharp guy! I held my cool.. cuz na Confra guys, and I know they just wan intimidate me,but thank God sey na my Nokia 210 dey my pocket, dem no fit take am 4rm me cuz the fone na scrap.. after so much interrogation, dem just give up because I show no fear

At the end of the day.. I kuku buy gala for them and I wrote my post ume and ran back to Kano. lol

ksslib nice one!

KPhantom:
If ah hear say ekosodin is exaggerated.. Was at Ekosodin today, and i got wind of info that two guys were shot yesterday or so.. One died, the other in crtical condition.. I hear say na becos of babe.. Dafuq?? But Suprisingly Ekosodin has a very high student population.. I greeted one bros the guy didn't even answer me lol.. Anyway Uniben currently join NLC on strike but students are everywhere..
Below is a pic of the most talked about Ekosodin.. (The gate though)

sh"t. ! this will disrupt academic calendar now our post ume will be stalled ... na wa oooo

donbenedict:
aproko. Did she ask u if it's safe

mumu.. did I quote you?
as$ licker

juhan:
you now quoted me alone? Abeg i dunno what you're talking about

juhan:
who doesnt love money


yeah it is.


Welcome

it is not 100% safe!
Beware!

chai our youths of nowadays

good.. congratulations to the graduands
*** modified***
7 first class only
dem dey teach for that school at all

MzzTega:
Okay. Lemme think about it.

you have all the time to think 'bout it my sweetheart
just know I'll be here waiting!

MzzTega:
Your proposal is funny.
And I like you.
Erm. But you know who that '' Hello'' is for?

I like him more.

oh baby .. don't conclude like that na... I'm here with a touch of love for you only.. you're an angel in my heart .
You make my adrenaline rush like the Victoria falls, you make my face become encloud in goose pimples
I wanna show you what a gentle dude like me is made of
I can't think straight .. your beauty is bliss.. how can I ignore a damsel like you

Forget him.. he ain't worth your love .. cuz am here for you

MzzTega:
Hello

baby no offence .. but I can see you're fantastically beautiful ..
and I'll like to tender a proposal.. not a nitwit kinda proposal but a proposal filled with authentic agendas geared towards my newly found love for an angel like you

All the girls have been through .. you are the only one I'll offer my full bouquet of love.. thereby eliminating all "deja vu" feeling because I've never Been in this situation before ..
my heart is racing like the horses at the Dubai grand prix .. because of the emergency your beauty created

so baby grab my hands of love and lemme take you to a merrygoround of romantic candle lit atmosphere .. my body is going sharaaaaraaaa for you
Baby.. what do you say?

what is "awon werey"

its normal na

say NO to name-checking.
We are One!
One Love

Have they rewarded the vigilante group that found her?
or is the Nigerian Army trying to take the credit?
Kolewerk

danjaba:
Last year, I returned someone's lost phone in kano a Hausa man. I kept it, after 9 days he called and I described how we can locate each other. When we met he collected the phone and gave me 100,000 naira which I refused to collect, after lots of persuasion from him and his brother. I collected the money and thank him. But instead he kept thanking me all through. Now we are very good friends. God can connect you with someone through a simple gesture.

N100 k cash or cheque

Suigeneris93:
You didn't earn it either cos your name is obviously not on that list. Its not all about making good grades in school if you can't balance it with a knowledge of how the outside world works. I was really close to making it but now I'm out of school, I wonder if the stress was worth it in the end. Which of the first class graduates in Nigerian got a job with CBN? Ayodele stood out because he broke a record, he wasn't the only first class graduate in UNILAG so where are the rest

doorh .. I'm still a student
. and I'll get that first class..
so stop comparing yourself to me.. I'm not your mate academically .. am a goal getter and please learn to appreciate hardwork.. first class don help and e go continue to help.. story the hate"""""!!!!!!!

Suigeneris93:
Your name should be changed to blunt brain cos you're obviously not wise

what people can't get.. they criticize..
because you couldn't earn a first class degree doesn't mean you should criticize it by saying "Who First Class epp" ... that's indeed a 3rd class mentality .. first class don help many people, I can list them for you.. Ayodele Dada,Ibe Kachikwu, Ross Flaws etc.
So please stop the hate and learn to give credit to whom it is due.. first class no be beans

sistar007:
I guess...


OP was once a FUTOITE

OR

OP is a FUTOITE

he is obviously from uniben

makydebbie:
lol come the ladies are appealing

ok then. . if you say so...
Amma book my flight soon.. I need a dark beauty

makydebbie:
ghana

Damn.. Ghana's full of black beauties .. I think I'll pay a visit .. I hope the ladies are appealing?

PunkyV:
Oh! Sorry about that. NOW I remember you lol. How's the great north today?

the north's doing cool
kinda sunny and bit hot
I know its winter over there .. well enjoy!

PunkyV:
Sigh. Yeah. You're the guy that lives in Jo'burg, right? Lol, I forget monikers sometimes

Nah.. am that guy based in Kano

PunkyV:
Yes, they were caught. Other motorists started chasing them too because of the child that was hanging from the side of the vehicle. Horrible, horrible sight.

indeed ... RIP little boy .. Rest in the sweetest part of heaven.

PunkyV:
Oh wow! Well Jo'burg isnt safe, whether day or night. I still remember one car-jacking incident that happened in broad daylight. This lady (the car owner) couldnt unfasten her young son quick enough, so he got stuck & the thieves drove away, dragging his mangled body alongside the speeding car as they escaped. It was gruesome.

Your friend is lucky he got away unharmed.

That's him, little Taegrin Morris. RIP

oh So sad indeed ... RIP little Taegrin Morris .. this is so gruesome indeed .. did the police catch those riffraffs ?

PunkyV:
Lol, yeah SA can be rough. How did they rob him of $5000?

No, I swear I'm over the guy. It's been a long time. Come on now!

it was a car robbery .. on his way from OR Tambo airport .. Joburg is one hell of a city especially at night...
oh good thing you're over him.. but just that people find it hard to forget their first love..

PunkyV:
Lol, well he is good looking (even now) & can be very sweet. I guess I was going through a bad boy stage back then, being a teenager & all. He could fight at the drop of a hat. There were always stories of him beating up some guy, etc. That to me was hot & manly lol. That was until I witnessed how unstable he can be when he saw me talking with another guy. It was all innocent, I swear I'm not lying lol. Anyway, he started raging in full view of people & drew a knife on the other guy. I ran like the wind because I've never seen a stabbing before. After that I started realizing that maybe I've bitten more than I can chew & was starting getting scared of him. He never laid a hand on me though. He was very sweet & loving. I remember one time he bought me a music box on my birthday. Just to be sure, I asked if he had stolen it Well, he was a thief so. But OMG, you could have sworn I accused him of murder or something he had not done before, because he EXPLODED in anger, making me regret ever asking such a sensible question

PS: when I met him he had just lost his brother so he was a sad person. I wanted to "help" him. He blamed himself all the time over his brother's death. Technically, it was his fault because the guys shot his brother thinking it was him. They looked identical. It was easier mistaking one for the other, except the one I was dating was very, very soft spoken & shy, despite being a menace to society & a certifiable nut

punkyv ... remember me?
Meeehn dis ur story sef ... No wonder SA's got high crime rate... they robbed my guy over there of $5000.. damn..
I know you still love him though