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Education › Re: 12 Things Anyone Who Went To UNIBEN Will Understand Perfectly by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:13pm On May 13, 2016

naijafox:
Lol
I don laugh die
Remember my days in unstress sorry Uniben-we
OK let me join d fun
1 = Uniben students nor go tell u say Dem wan trek from hall 4 to main gate,wetin u go hear na 'guy how far I wan track one babe for hall 2... When e get to hall 2 and e see another coursemate e go be like ' hey Mike I wan charge phone for chemistry dept na so e go do before u know e go tell another person ' I wan buy charger for maingate #mission_accomplished

2 = I finished from Uniben 2013/2014 Set and I have this to say about ekosodin, ekosodin Is More safer than any other off camp ( fear osasogie robbery squad, my new PSP chai, there is God o) If u obey this instruction
==== if u want peace,live a low-key life and don't ever hold babe hand when escorting her (na there u go dey answer question die) my guys for hostel that year they call me "importer of puna water" I stay ekosodin for 3 years but I nor Toast any babe wey they stay ekosodin. I dey always dey import from hall 1 and hall 2
3 == who remember that 100 level mechanical engineering classrep that fell from 400 series while arrowing (na somebody go shout security o, I gbaga that day
Hahahah I miss arrow o, when I was in 100 and 200 level I be confam arrow boy,when u see a ugly girl walking alone,we will start singing "am married to jesus,satan leave me alone "
4 =Uniben guys go beg #50 naira from 6 different people then go buka go buy food with soft drink

I miss Uniben, more to come,make I go eat

bros you don make me laugh die grin

I be aspirant ooo..
Uniben is gonna be fun.
Pray I get admitted

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Romance › Re: Photos: Are We In A Man's World? by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:53pm On May 13, 2016

Adaure4ever ... can you explain the dynamics of how this made front-page? undecided

And please try to summarise it, I don't want long explanations

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:35pm On May 13, 2016

HateU2:
Yea, I get it. Thanks. When are you posting yours Mention me. What do u write on

Soon

I will
I'm writing on fictional love stories

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:21pm On May 13, 2016

HateU2:
lala is fighting with me now bcox of unapapadeycraze. I want to make money with my stories nd poems pprobabaly working for a blogger or something like that. Economy is getting harder now . Nothing is going for free

that's the more reason why u should post it here on NL.
so you have a platform to show people what you've got,and with front-page viewership,you could get offers from bloggers to write for them. You could even get a company offer.
Never underestimate what can happen.. Believe!

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:02pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Yes ooo to my KING KONG

just a matter of time wink

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:58pm On May 13, 2016

HateU2:
Post them where Here? No! I used to not anymore. I have checked out d blog, it's nice but it's lacking 'attention getters'. U need to work more on dat.

ok .. thanks so much for the tip.
And I still advice you to post your stories here,and Viola!! Lalasticlala will move it to fp.. and you get thousands of viewership... please post and I dey ur back.
I'll also start posting stories too

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:40pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Captain go, captain come , captain do wetin u want but don't fall in love with me...

I create a picture, vivid enough to cure blindness, Sandoski's fineness ...

I'll draw your face .. coming soon

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:38pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Captain go, captain come , captain do wetin u want but don't fall in love with me...

***sigh***
Bae ... this one you are fronting... are u engaged? huh

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:31pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Lol..... Elders must hear dis.....

*See me see wahala, I don enter yawa....

yes na yawa wey u enter..
no man overthrow man from this romance, only coup d'etat wink

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:12pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
CaptainEColeJnr

You will see me in Uyo with my kinsmen wink

Prepare Kola and palm wine

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:08pm On May 13, 2016

HateU2:

post them ... I also write.. me and my bro and my sis
you can check it at www.validinspiration.com

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 6:05pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
I'm sorry dear,

*this for you

Sandoski!!!!

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:55pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Wait for who

Kiss ke

wicked friendzoning girl

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:53pm On May 13, 2016

HateU2:
My bro, i'm a writer. Stories and poems

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:49pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Hi dear, how are u doing

Not yet....

time is running out ooooo angry

but am ready to wait for my sweet love wink

*** kisses her ***

Romance › Re: Problems Short Girls Encounter On A Daily Basis (photos) by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:37pm On May 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Ewoo....

hello baby... have you considered my proposal wink

Education › Re: 10 Things A UNIPORT Student Can Relate To by CaptainEColeJnr: 4:32pm On May 13, 2016

sinaj:
S

for sagbama

Education › Re: Students Of Imo State University Protest Over Closure Of School By Strike by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:52pm On May 13, 2016

MrAboki:
Thats racist (tribalist).

kikikiki

.... MadCow is here!

Education › Re: Students Of Imo State University Protest Over Closure Of School By Strike by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:20pm On May 13, 2016

MrAboki:
Mtcheeeew.

They should all return to their shops and continue selling Markate until Rochas opens that their useless Poultry University back.

Shey dem say na Rochas be the younger brother of Jesus. Now see their life.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3710637_untitled22_jpega3dcb31909a67627a5f781ad7bf18500

This guy looks like the Okechukwu fellow that tried to sell fake spareparts to me last week.

is this Madcow1? ? cheesy

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Education › Re: See The Big Lies I Used To Tell Friends In High School by CaptainEColeJnr: 2:23pm On May 11, 2016

SANDOSKI:

just think about it and I'll ask for your answer later wink

... mwaaah

Education › Re: See The Big Lies I Used To Tell Friends In High School by CaptainEColeJnr: 2:10pm On May 11, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Hmmm....

baby why can't you just believe me cry

... I care for my angel I.e. you wink

you will be my priority,
anyway, I will give you time to weigh my offers of love,and taking you round the world,
whether it's Zanzibar, or Mauritius, whether its Dubai or Rio,whether its California or Paris, I can take you there cool

my baby

Crime › Re: Polytechnic Students Kill Student In Bauchi For Stealing (Photo) by CaptainEColeJnr: 2:01pm On May 11, 2016

viewing this topic. KPhantom (m) what do you have to say about this?

Education › Re: See The Big Lies I Used To Tell Friends In High School by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:30pm On May 11, 2016

SANDOSKI:
*Story

oh...

an angel like you should be able to detect a gentleman like me wink

.... just look at your flawless beauty .. you need a caring dude to furnish your epidermis to a smoother and lovelier skin tone.. you need a caring dude to take care of those hourglass waists and protruding chests .. only a gentleman who understands your flaws, your aversion, your hobbies, your mood and your character wink

...
Baby, am here for you cool

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:16pm On May 11, 2016

Rexyblaze:
The number of atoms of a radioactive substance is Initially 9.0X10^16. If the number reduces to 3.0X10^16 In 64 minutes.What is the half life of the substance.
Please answer these without checking the answers

cc Geofavor
JY01
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CaptainEcoleJnr

what's up..
this is half life radioactivity .. its been a while since I solved anything from that topic .. but lets see....

given: no. of atoms initially(N°)=9.0*10^6
final number of atoms (N): 3.0*10^6
time taken (t)= 64 mins => 3840 secs
half life= ?
Solution.
the half life formula should be= t½=t log½(N*t*N°)
so we substitute ....
t½= 3840*log½(3.0*9.0)
t½= 31210.79*10^10
t½= 176 approximately
I'm not sure about the answer bros. but that's the formula

Education › Re: Honorary Degree: Any Usefulness ? by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:26am On May 11, 2016

it has usefulness—the honour wink

Education › Re: See The Big Lies I Used To Tell Friends In High School by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:17am On May 11, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Really

yes dear..
I'll love to feel the warmth of you hug in a compressed pressures of the high altitude ...
baby,I officially introduce you into my heart—a VIP space for you there wink

Education › Re: Primary 1 To S.S.3- Did You Recieve Up To 400 Strokes Of Cane? by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:12am On May 11, 2016

dmuchwells:
I school in North Ireland

Where? Belfast ?

Education › Re: See The Big Lies I Used To Tell Friends In High School by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:09am On May 11, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Lol.....

I told my friends that,* Ever since my Mom gave birth to me, I have never drank water, till my JSS1.....

how far dear...
do you know I fly an Airbus A820, and I can take you round the world..
all you need do is take my hard so i can place a brilliant ornamental piece in your ring finger ,so we can take to the skies and be like the love eagles with the clouds as our bedspread, and the sun as our silhouette, and the stars will entertain us with their sparkling brilliance wink

Education › Re: See The Big Lies I Used To Tell Friends In High School by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:01am On May 11, 2016

Lai Mohammed sure has a story to tell

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