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guymanDspecies:
I borrowed a friend #500,000 which he claimed was to execute an urgent business transaction and will pay with 50k interest in 2months. He dropped his Mercedes 2005 S-class as collateral. And there was a written IOU with a witness duely signed. Its 4months now and my guy have paid a dime and is begging for more time that d business didn't work out well. Please can I SELL THE car ar since me too I need cash. Sincere advice pls

sincere truth Bro.. Sell the car.. Business is business... No sentiments... Business only prospers when friends and family pays for services rendered..

Josephamstrong1:
My guy I wonder o.
Abeg juz free all dz inbuilt jealousy gullible Naija guys. After we go dey claim mature.

seriously man.. Some people don't see things the way it ought to be.. Wizkid that bought a mantion in LA worth over 5m dollars poor abi.. ...

Virus777:
Illiterate Wizkid. Venting his anger on the wrong person. Ranting as if Linda is the reason for his fake life. With all your gra gra you can't even afford a house in Lagos. And you have the guts to throw tantrums at Linda who's hundred times richer and the owner of a mansion in Banana Island. Yes, she's a mere blogger but she can afford to buy you hundred times over.

Kid, take a chill pill. While you're at it find a new flat to rent.

something is wrong with you.. Who says linda is richer than wizkid? Must he own houses in every part of lagos??

Virus777:
Illiterate Wizkid. Venting his anger on the wrong person. Ranting as if Linda is the reason for his fake life. With all your gra gra you can't even afford a house in Lagos. And you have the guts to throw tantrums at Linda who's hundred times richer and the owner of a mansion in Banana Island. Yes, she's a mere blogger but she can afford to buy you hundred times over.

Kid, take a chill pill. While you're at it find a new flat to rent.

something is wrong with you.. Who says linda is richer than wizkid?

Serious buyer. . How much is it??engine type pls

Krasid:
No matter how many times we have lost to Barca in the past, I won't stop believing in my boys.This is where our season turns around en route to la undecima.I predict a 2-1 victory in favour of Los blancos with Benzema and Ronaldo on the scoresheet.

Are you nostradamus young man??.. You got it right.. Hala madrid

Krasid:
No matter how many times we have lost to Barca in the past, I won't stop believing in my boys.This is where our season turns around en route to la undecima.I predict a 2-1 victory in favour of Los blancos with Benzema and Ronaldo on the scoresheet.

Are you nostradamus young man??.. You got it right

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

hummm... You just stereotyped all bankers.. One experience with a contract staff ain't the way forward.. U have to date all the bankers in Nigeria to have valid stance on ur assertion.. Lol.. Well.. You should know.. Bankers have high operational expenses.. And most of what one see bout them is packaging.. Enuf said thou... It finally depends on the individual involved.. Not what they do......

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

hummm... You just stereotyped all bankers.. One experience with a contract staff ain't the way forward.. U have to date all the bankers in Nigeria to have valid stance on ur assertion.. Lol.. Well.. You should know.. Bankers have high operational expenses.. And most of what one see bout them is packaging..... Another thing.. thing... It's his money so he deserves his balance... Do you know the kind of insults bankers receive everyday at the office??... Even if his balance is 10..he could ask for it or leave it with the waiter at his own discretion... Assuming he dint ask for his balance.. U may think.. That's he's forming big boy to impress you.. Enuf said thou... It finally depends on the individual involved.. Not what they do... One word for guys.. Always be yourself.. Even if you are with agbani darego... Thou with packaging and good manners thou...

pennytration:
Been toasting dis girl for over 2 months now and she has been playing hard to get and forming big girl. Now after spending almost 800 naira on her, I called her sometime ago, she finally picked d call at the fourth attempt and she was like ''why r u disturbing my line, do u want to kill my battery??''. I was shocked! and got so upset, i was like how can dis girl eat my 800 naira just like dat without getting anythig frm her.

One day she was returning back frm tutorial class in d evening and i and 2 other of my guys conered her frm behind. I quickly stuffed her nose with a white hankie laced with a strong chemical. She eventually passed out b4 she could scream. I looked left and right and nobody was watching. Phew! With a huge sigh of relief, we quickly carried her into an uncompleted building....

Lying lifeless on d floor i stood above her and brought out my huge john thomas, while my fellas watched with zest to see wots about to unfold. But wait! Dis won't be fun if i penetrate her without her feeling it, i said to my self. Then i told d 2 other guys to do d honours, i will do mine when she has regained conciousness.

They took turns one after d other until they were satisfied, while i watched with a huge feeling of satisfaction. Minutes later, her sneezing means she is finally awake! How marvelous! As i stood in front of her, she was still trying to process wot was going on. I just whispered to her: ''don't struggle, and we will both enjoy it''. I brought out my JT again, she wanted to run wen she saw d big thing staring hungrily at her. Cue bedlam! One of my guys held down her hands firmly, while the other held her legs. Despite her struggles, she couldn't move. I told her not to stuggle but she wouldn't listen, stubborn gal!

With all pleasure I penetrated her over and over again as she lay down completely defenseless and crying like a baby. Blood was coming out frm her veejay, but who cares?? When I was finally satisfied, i let her go. She was cursing and threatening me as she went away into d darkness of d night.

The following day i heard a knock on my door, and as i opened, low and betide she brought police men to come arrest me. They took me to the police station and as i was about entering the cell, I woke up frm my dream!!!!

I wish all of u a happy April Foool's Day!!!!!

you may have rape tendencies.. No better way to do April fool anymore??

3KINGZ18:
tell them man pes guys are all rookies

the guy you quoted.. His comment is outrageous... The guys comparism bw fifa and pes is on ps2 version... In ps3 and ps4...fifa players don't easily gas out while pes players easily gas out.. The only thing he is right about is that.. Dribbling is much easier in pes.. And in fifa.. The team is structured to play like in real life.. While I love fifa cos it required his level gaming skills to beat cpu at the hardest level.. A small team can cause one trouble at the hardest difficulty.. While in pes.. It's always isn't like that... However.. Am a master of them both...

Caption this.. Birthday organising committee... Damn... I should be a pastor.

Who lives in enugu should help me submit cv for manager position.. I work with a foreign mfb in lagos.. As a senior credit analyst.. Somebody pls help me.. Submit. I will make provisions for the person tp... Kingsleysbeenjaded@gmail.com

amure2007:
Vacancy exist in ggs onitsha for the following position.
Loan officers:
Qualification: B.sc ,Hnd,N.ce and Ond in any field of study with not less than öne year working experience.
Send cv to ighavuogbe@gmail.com .Application closes 1st of may 2016.

thanks.. I will apply.. I need a change of location.. I currently work in a foreign mfb in lagos..

amas11:
do u still av it ?

nope

DrayDDon:
How do I get it??

just call me.. 08140077394..am in lagos... Depends on ur location thou.. Or if u are willing to come to my location with your USB flash or hard disk..

Ghost447:
Are you not an African?

I am Bro... U know.. The mind is curious...as to such events.. how little things make such big difference

odedeleisaac:
He got invissible bulet proof but no protection againt beating.

I guess so

Princewell2012:
we continue to shout one Nigeria, but actually this country is not one.

Can you see ur comments? Because he is not your brother.
An injustice was done to somebody and all you could said is to spew this rubbish.

Do you think an American citizen could say such a thing when his country men is been butalized unnecessary for just no cause reason

Believe you me, with these kinds of mentality Nigeria will never move forward.

I think your reasoning is misplaced.. Did you not see the end of my comment.. I posted a thought... Another perspective of my thoughts on the issue and you regurgitate such illogical and gnomic statement.. Common man... Expand your thinking horizons..

acaolly1:
There is no juju for anoki (nice beating) mind u...

hehehhahha... Dont know abt that boss.. But.. Na God sure pass..

rubsaphy:
There is this story a friend of mine told me, about a nigga she knew. He was in a cult group. A bounty was on his head as revenge for killing someone. wen he was caught they tried shooting him, and tried using a machete, it did not harm him cause he was jazzed up. Then they used a razor and sliced through his throat continually till he died..... so jazz get were e dey work reach.

awww.... I heard about such.. But it's so pathetic to rely on those.. If they wana be superman... They should perfect their jazz... It simply means.. I could kill that herbalist above jut by beating him in a combat... Hahaha ha... Jazz shaa.... All protection comes from God alone...

You guys don't need to go through all this... Just call me... And I would give you fifa14 in a folder that doesn't need installation.. Just play it as soon as it's copied to your system.... With all cracks.. No lagging

DrayDDon:
Recently I installed Fifa 2014 on my pc, after a turbulent process though, just when I thought my problem was over after the installation another wave of trouble blew. The game is always stuttering, aint moving smoothly always cracking, I have tried everything I can, enhanced my graphic level, power level, even modified some settings but all to no avail. Someone Please help

I have fifa 14 on my system.. I could give it to you... If you want.... No need to install... I just copy from my system and paste in ur system and u begin to play it.. It's already modded in the folder with all cracks..

Bullets could not kill him but mere beating injured him seriously.. Just thinking...

Maxity02:
some guy waiting them carry under is so annoying...

E be like 10yrs old baby own and dey will keep on saying size no matter...

who told them that?

hummm.. Fingers crossed.. You guys keep forgetting something.. One has no control over certain aspects of one's life.. Such as.. Why one is short.. Why one has a small dick.. Fact is... If God gave us the chance to decide how we would love to be created.. Then we would all be perfect... Therefore.. The deltaboi with small dick Dint choose to have small dick... He was created with small dick.. Along with other persons who were created In ways viewed by the world as Imperfect.. I pity for deltaboi Shaaa...let him consult experts on this.. Am certain there are drugs and tools he could use to add some length and girth.. And this young man should not be scared of dating ladies cos of his small dick. There are actually some ladies that may just like his dick the way it is.. Just saying...

samuel3818:
Bro, i already found a way of making things run in the afternoon... i have been rocking it since...thanks

share with us what you found.. Cos I installed fifa 15 and it's asking for origin product code.. I downloaded the cracking from above.. Dont need to unzip it before it works?? And paste it's contents in the fifa 15 file??

Hummm.... You guys all argue bout who is more handsome.. Why don't you guys argue about the most legit way to make money??.. Smh......

mickells:
I also need it. The first time I installed the fifa 15, it worked well BT I couldn't configure the pads well so after some time, I uninstalled it. When I wanted to install it again after sometime, it started asking me of this key o. I became confused and I unistalled again.

it's the same with me Bro... If I install it.. It will not ask for serial code.. But once I restart my system or off the game and on again.. It asks for the code.. Men... I need one one to sell me the soft copy of fifa 15.. Or give us link to the key generator..

Have been trying many sites and links to download fifa 15 pc game key generator but almost all are fakes... Any one with genuine links pls help. Or.. If you have fifa 15 and possibly 16 soft copy and it cracking.. Pls holla... I stay in lagos.. Thanks...

Inspinia:
I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.

But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.

My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.

I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.

Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)

I need help.

my brother... Man to man.. Run for dear life.... don't you read the news or hear how women kill, burn their husbands?? The case of the lawyer who stabbed her husband is still fresh.. Just yesterday... A woman in Kenya burnt her husband and kids alive... My brother... I say again.. Love is never always enough... If she could use belt on your sister... Imagine what she would use on your mum when she visits to resolve issues... Imagine what she would do to a house help. This is an SOS... to live long... Do not marry that lady.. She would break your family and show you the shortest route to ur grave... A word is enough for the wise...

Nathany:
Very clean Babyboy for a give away price of 320k no issue whatsoever, ac chilling perfect engine and gear, neat, for a fast sale.

Call -08053574309, 08065540309
Whatsapp- 07065540309 07015310288

no engine pics... Got 250 cash...or we could negotiate ... Need to see engine pics . What's the car mileage.. First body or??. V4 or v6 .. Any issues with the car..??