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Romance / Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by captainUzoJoe(m): 10:06am On Oct 03, 2020
benjackugo:


https://igberetvnews.com/1366850/lady-attacks-boyfriend-gifting-n15000-celebrate-birthday-photo/
I'll climb 7 mountains and cross 7 oceans just to burst bottle on this girl's head
Family / Re: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by captainUzoJoe(m): 12:56pm On Aug 22, 2020
Oldpikin:
I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.

I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?

Please help I'll really appreciate it.
Go and buy Rogaine15% or 10%. It's about 7k... It's for beard growth, then go and buy whey protein. A big container is about 3k now(1.5kg)... It's for muscle gain... It is a proteinous substance that draws water into all the muscles of the bodyand make them big. You'll be dehydrated more often than usual so you'll need plenty of water too... You'll need to small push ups so that your muscles won't look like oil inside a balloon

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Business / How To Be Financially Successful In 2020 by captainUzoJoe(m): 7:57am On Aug 16, 2020

Appearing on Forbes listings is one of the best things that can ever happen in a person’s lifetime. It doesn’t help that there are lots of lists for pretty much everything; 30 under 30, 40 under 40, 100 most influential, top 50 CEOs, and the list is endless. Looks like there’s space for everyone, right? No, there isn’t.

Only a few people in this whole, entire world get to appear on these lists. And don’t think you can get off the list; you can, when you begin to slack.

The Big Question
How do these people get on the lists? We see their...
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Health / How To Easily Get A Glowing Skin; Simple, Easy And Worth It by captainUzoJoe(m): 6:54am On Aug 16, 2020

We all want baby-soft, even-toned, no filter needed, Instagram slaying skin. And we go to various lengths for it. everyone wants to be called the dude or lady with perfect glowing skin. And lord knows there are enough DIYs, body washes and scrubs, glow oils, organic creams on the market to help with this. Hell, the skincare industry is evolving every day, I mean, who knew snake oil could cure stretch marks? Do snakes even have oil? We will talk about that later.
The point is, everyone wants really beautiful skin, even older people. Nobody likes wrinkles and crows feet and crepey skin and really raggedy skin.
These steps are very simple and it's very feasible in order to get a glowing skin.
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Nairaland / General / Things You Need To Do When You Are Indoors by captainUzoJoe(m): 6:51am On Aug 05, 2020

Thinking of things to do when you are indoors? You are not alone in this! The recent lockdown due to the Corona Virus pandemic has sparked up a lot of feelings. First, it was all fun, like a long waited holiday; Netflix and popcorns all night, more time with loved ones, etc.

Sadly, the fun eventually dies down and boredom takes over. Even the most exciting activities become boring. You must be in this situation and wants a help on what to do. Don’t worry honey, we’ve got you covered on few things you can do when you are indoors!

17 Things To Do When You Are On Lockdown
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Nairaland / General / How To Overcome Failure by captainUzoJoe(m): 6:37am On Aug 05, 2020

I think my first failure as an adult was failing an exam I had prepared for; cliché, but painful. I had sweated my guts out for this, pulled consecutive all-nighters, done study groups with friends and even attended tutorials. I was a brimming pot of confidence writing the exams, and I even slipped a few answers to my friends (I wasn’t caught, don’t worry)
So, when the results were released a week later, I smiled at my friends as I walked to the board. I saw my name and saw a big fat “F” next to it. I looked around at my friends and they had varying amounts of pity on their faces. Needless to say, I didn’t get out of...
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Health / Bye-bye To Belly Fat Forever by captainUzoJoe(m): 12:00am On Aug 01, 2020

Belly fat is appealing when you are a chubby kid with big cheeks and a huge smile. When you’re grown up, you’d expect the belly fat to melt away with the baby fat. Some people are lucky and seem to have it all cut out for them, their bellies are effortlessly flat regardless of how much food they eat. Other people are not so lucky and are faced with the problem of trying to reduce belly fat.

What is belly fat?
Belly fat is also known as visceral fat and is the layer of fat below the subcutaneous fatty layer of the skin. It surrounds the body’s organs especially the organs found around the belly and waist area. That is, the kidneys, the liver, the spleen, and all of the others. This is not a biology class. Belly fat is not only found in fat people, but it is also found in thin people, so disabuse your mind of the notion that thin people do not have belly fat. Belly fat or visceral fat can put an individual at risk for type 2 diabetes, fatty liver disease, heart disease, and a host of other disease conditions.
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Business / Make Money With Your Smartphone Under 24 Hours by captainUzoJoe(m): 11:38pm On Jul 31, 2020

it’s risky to live on a single source of income; far dangerous not to have any source of income. Everyone needs money, even if they have got a steady job. Nothing gives more joy than a little extra cash in the bank. And sometimes working an extra job may not be feasible at all. So, instead of working another five-hour job and ending up with body aches, why not use your smartphone to make money online? Yes, you read correctly; your android or iPhone that you watch movies and stalk celebrities on Instagram with.
You can easily convert it into your moneymaking charm, lol. All you need to do is read through this guide, see what works best for you, and voila! You’re on your way to moneymaking goodness.
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Romance / How To Prepare For First Dates: I've Got You! by captainUzoJoe(m): 7:34am On Jul 28, 2020

First date! The motherlode! The determining factor! The maker or breaker of budding relationships! Pardon my theatrics; I have a penchant for drama. But, all jokes aside, a first date is no joke, bruv.

Please note that this article is written to cater to the needs of the guys who may be sorely lacking in this department. The female has asked me, graciously, to give you a few pointers.

You know as well as anybody else does that a first date is carefully thought out and planned, down to the tiniest detail. And it determines, to a large extent, if you get a second date and a third and a fourth and so on. So, when you are planning your first date with the girl you have your eye on, note the following:

How To Prepare For First Dates
You have got to be a gentleman, all through the period of the date. Even if she turns out to be Attila the Hun. Be a gentleman. Hold out her...
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Health / How To Reduce Belly Fat by captainUzoJoe(m): 7:26am On Jul 28, 2020

Belly fat is appealing when you are a chubby kid with big cheeks and a huge smile. When you’re grown up, you’d expect the belly fat to melt away with the baby fat. Some people are lucky and seem to have it all cut out for them, their bellies are effortlessly flat regardless of how much food they eat. Other people are not so lucky and are faced with the problem of trying to reduce belly fat.

What is belly fat?
Belly fat is also known as visceral fat and is the layer of fat below the subcutaneous fatty layer of the skin. It surrounds the body’s organs especially the organs found around the belly and waist area. That is, the kidneys, the liver, the spleen, and all of the others. This is not a biology class. Belly fat is not only found in fat people, but it is also found in thin people, so disabuse your mind of the notion that thin people do not have belly fat. Belly fat or visceral fat can put an individual at risk for type 2 diabetes, fatty liver disease, heart disease, and a host of other disease conditions.

Where Does It Come From?
Visceral fat builds up in response to the diet. And it builds up very quickly. How do you know your body is accumulating visceral fat?
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Health / Re: Drugs For All Kinds Of Diseases; How To Boost The Immune System by captainUzoJoe(m): 9:23pm On Jul 19, 2020
Covid-19 isn't an exemption in this case
captainUzoJoe:
Have you wondered why Japanese people hardly fall sick? Even in this pandemic, Japan are one of the lowest hit countries and this is attributed to the fact that they understand the workings of herbs and traditional medicaments.
I just want to share with you some health hacks for most infections.Just click this link to see how you can boost your immune system against any disease even Covid-19 itself.
Career / Eleven Habits Of Successful People by captainUzoJoe(m): 1:35am On Jul 18, 2020
Appearing on Forbes listings is one of the best things that can ever happen in a person’s lifetime. It doesn’t help that there are lots of lists for pretty much everything; 30 under 30, 40 under 40, 100 most influential, top 50 CEOs, and the list is endless. Looks like there’s space for everyone, right? No, there isn’t.

Only a few people in this whole, entire world get to appear on these lists. And don’t think you can get off the list; you can, when you begin to slack.

The Big Question
How do these people get on the lists? We see their names everywhere and we wish we had their money, lol, I wish I do. But we really wish we were like them, recognizable around the world and racking in millions every day. What makes these individuals such critically acclaimed successes? How does one become successful? And stay successful?

Habits Are Everything
Habits are a great determiner of whether we become successful or not. They are little bits that gradually make up our lifestyle. Becoming successful isn’t a day’s job. It is the outflow of beautiful habits that have accumulated over the years, ask Jeff Bezos.

To help you on the path to success, I have put together a list of habits that will guide you and unleash your success potentials. Now, these habits aren’t a product of guesswork, rather, they are tried and proven. Your favorite success models swear by them.
click here to see the habits
Health / Drugs For All Kinds Of Diseases; How To Boost The Immune System by captainUzoJoe(m): 7:08am On Jul 14, 2020
Have you wondered why Japanese people hardly fall sick? Even in this pandemic, Japan are one of the lowest hit countries and this is attributed to the fact that they understand the workings of herbs and traditional medicaments.
I just want to share with you some health hacks for most infections.Just click this link to see how you can boost your immune system against any disease even Covid-19 itself.
Fashion / Outfits For All Occasions by captainUzoJoe(m): 6:50am On Jul 14, 2020
Some people don't just know how to dress. Anything that they see, they just put on. Infact it's as a result of lack of color mixture ability.
I recently saw one woman going to church; on Sunday I think, and she wore a purple bag with a green skirt and a brown head tie and a navy blue handbag with an ox blood shoe. To make matters worse, she had a pink lipstick on. She looked like one of the girls brought from village and her sight alone was appalling. People were looking at her mockingly ad she was smiling, thinking she was being admired. I was just looking at her like... "why can't I send her back home?" I wish I could.
Wearing clothes shouldn’t be a hassle if we were going to spend our entire lives behind the TV on our couch. But then, we aren’t. We are going to socialize, meet people, do important stuff and the way that we look when we are doing this is very important. No one is going to exchange contact information with someone that is dressed like a hobo, pardon my French.

click here to see the type of clothing you need for every single occasion
Family / Best Gifts For Occasions: Allow Me To Pick by captainUzoJoe(m): 8:20am On Jul 11, 2020
Guys, I'm angry ooo.
See, this woman came to my store yesterday and was asking for a gift for a wedding she will attend today and before I said anything, she said give me pampers. I was like "mama na pampers u talk" and she was like "but you heard me naa. Give me pampers"... Guys pampers for wedding? Who does that? Even if the couple are your enemy. So what do you expect them to do with it? Wear it around the house?... And she even asked for the biggest size ooo and said I should wrap it for her!
Guys, I put myself in the couples shoe and honestly, if I'm the one, I'd swear for the pampers bringer.
She even asked me whether she should buy extra so that the souvenirs she would be given would be bigger. I just laughed but I cursed her in my mind.
Sha Sha click this link to see the list of gifts suitable for any occasion
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by captainUzoJoe(m): 6:58am On Jul 11, 2020
Too much knowledge kills... See her drowning there but she's looking for a book to help her escape when there's a door right in front of her
naptu2:


Drowning in work?
Fashion / Top Fashion Trends In The Last Decade by captainUzoJoe(m): 9:45pm On Jul 10, 2020
The 2010s were a huge decade, marking various achievements and milestones for people and bringing up trends in the fashion industry that we didn’t foresee.

If anyone had told us what we would be wearing in the 2010s, especially towards the end of the decade, we would have called them crazy. And just so we’re clear, the 2010s refer to the years beginning from 2010 right up till 2019. We have put together a list of the top fashion trends in the last decade. Celebrities wore them, influencers swore by them and our Instagram feed sent us daily updates, lol.
click here to see the dressings and how they differ from today's dress sense
Romance / Things Ladies Need To Know About Male Besties by captainUzoJoe(m): 9:33pm On Jul 10, 2020
Ladies in the house, this is for you to know more about male besties
Men in the house, find your reason to be a bestie...
You know that saying "...my bestie, my bestie na so something take shift" (no be me talk am ooo)
But seriously, y'all need to see this post. It should change your orientation about 'besties' as a whole.
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Education / Free Online Courses And Where To Get Them by captainUzoJoe(m): 11:37pm On Jul 06, 2020
Guys, I figure that Nigeria would soon be forced to adopt online education. The way the world is evolving and the changes seen in different sectors of most country's economies is mindblowing. In fact, when anyone sees a Nigerian outside the country, at first impression, they'd think that Nigeria is one toosh place.[url][/url]
The global pandemic has definitely left us with fewer options for passing time. And stalking our favorite celebrities on social media or having a good time with family can only last so long. You would need something to occupy yourself with. Well, not to worry. We have put together a list of free online courses in various subject areas you’d love. All you have to do is click on this link

TV/Movies / No Matter What You Do, Never Watch These Movies Alone Or Worse Still, At Night by captainUzoJoe(m): 11:07pm On Jul 06, 2020
Everyone likes a good movie and most would rather watch by themselves, than with people. Reasons vary, and if you are like me, you would rather like to be able to pause the movie and scream or run off to get a snack or something. And for horror movie buffs, the silence is half the thrill. And while I like horror movies, I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch one completely without skipping scenes. The goosebumps and pictures in the dark are worth it, I think. But, there are quite a few movies that you should never watch alone. They will have even the most detached, horror movie veteran thinking twice about watching alone.

These movies are painfully realistic and will scare you to an inch of your life. And please do not watch them at night, whatever you do. We won’t be held responsible for the aftermath. Watch in the day, with the windows open and the curtains tied up, you don’t want to see your curtains moving in the middle of a movie. And if you really want to watch them at night, call a party of fellow horror movie veterans. You all can snuggle under the blanket on the couch and watch till your eyes are fried, lol. it will be fun to see their reactions.

Oh, and one more thing, do not fool anyone who isn’t a veteran into this movie marathon or night, otherwise, you’ll have to find a way for them to unsee what they will see.
see the movies here https://lifestylemetro.com/20-movies-you-should-never-watch-alone/
Family / Can A Man Marry Who Earns More Than Him Or Who Is The Bread Winner of The Family by captainUzoJoe(m): 7:57pm On Jul 06, 2020
The argument is: can a man marry someone who earns more than him? Can a woman marry a broke guy?

Please click the link and share your opinion as it affects you!

https://lifestylemetro.com/inlove-with-a-boss-lady/
Romance / Re: Couple Found Dead In A Car In Germany During Sex After They Turned Engine On by captainUzoJoe(m): 6:58pm On Feb 19, 2018
I wonder what they'll tell Jah when they get to heaven

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