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captcochrane: u've been funi from d start, lol, caracta indeed


wat if ur boss enters while u set d twins free nd needs u to go somewhere immediately...........

Hey Doc, there is a reason why we wear jackets in the office. My jacket would cover up for me. Nothing spoil.

adexsimply:

Are you...?

jay bee: Uj tities


Crap

Uj sizzle

Ghen ghen!

adexsimply: so answer my question..na how dem dey take measure bra size?
thanks

I said you should use your hand! Or better still, let a friend help you.

jay bee: I like when the alphabets are doubled, kinda reassures me that the carrier is packing after considering the weight/height ratio.

Something along the of;
Double cc, dd, ee etc

Smh. Who did this to you?

jay bee: Bras <=> Tities

See the correlation?

Same noni

I give up! Go bury your head in them. What size do you like?

berem: why? Na singlet she dey wear?

He is gay, I think!

jay bee: The power of the tities

My all time fav toy

Lmao. This guy ehn...

We are talking about bras here...nothing more. Wake up!

leavestory: hell no!!!please don't show it ooo,shey those boobs wey don loose their self esteem,thank GOD for bra!!!!!!

Exactly! At least you know. Pls leave them for those that know their worth. You can stick with toys. Thanks for your co-operation

adexsimply: Abeg na how dem dey take measure bra size

Use your hand.

teeo: Whats there to exercise kwanu I like you the way you are, Biko please. I don't want you to vanish

*breaks down in tears*

agrovick: Pls pull them off, we dont mind

We don't want you guys to lose control of the wheels.

jay bee: I'm getting a quote of £40 for 1

I need visual evidence so they don't make mistake with the measurement




Chei, i don spoil finish

Why are you soooo excited? Huh?

uj_sizzle: Every second-hand undies patronizer remembers that. Warm water, disinfectant, detergent.



What i don't understand is how they buy used panties too

Haba! Woman! Where did you see that one again?

tbagjames: Little wonder they are having second hand boyfriends and husbands

Better than inferior and non-durable boyfriends and husbands.

Seun: They can always be sterilized...

You are in the spirit jare

berem: Oponu! You think its only Nigeria that patronizes fairly used clothes? Almost all countries in Africa wear or buy used clothes imported from Europe. Do you think its a Nigerian thing? Smh

Just ignore. Some of them are neither educated nor exposed. Don't waste your time.

uj_sizzle: My friend pulled off hers once in the market and stuffed it into her handbag

I tell you. Even the comfy ones can be pulled off. I can't count the number of times i've removed them in the office. Sometimes, we need to free the twins. The milk factory needs air and freedom too. Not to talk of when you wear a cheap, inferior, locally-made bra. Na die be that!

jay bee: I have money to re-invest

Let's ball

If you have the money, go for new durable ones like Victoria Secret, etc. Those ones make you feel very comfortable and push your "milk factory" up, with a nice curvy cleavage.

Plutarch: Shey you dey mind those girls? The funny thing be say na the girls wey the rush those okrika bras dey form pass . Mchtewww

Form ke? Those bras are expensive. And the new high grade ones are can be veryyyy expensive too. One thing about bras is that, you have to wear one that gives you comfort (the price may be immaterial). You don't want us pulling them off in public buses, do you?

Funny enough, used bras are more expensive and durable. I don't blame ladies that buy them. Neither do i blame people that buy second-hand clothings, shoes, etc.

adexsimply: The guy that killed a giant with a stone in one fictitious book like that

Smh...

teeo: Huh,

Oh puuuuleeease! Slim people exercise too. Y'all need to stop giving me that face.

Hold up! Same twins. But they were dark-skinned! Or is it my eyes?

They try so hard to be famous. Pls encourage them.

There is nothing to apologize for, OP.
This is 2013. Women have a voice!

I have a voice!

Mynd_44:

You are hurting me

Truckpusher: Then you're not fit......you need a minimum of 1hr/day to remain healthy and it helps your heart's functionality.

Ok!

uj_sizzle: wonderful! So exercise dey damage bone

Lmao. Just my bones. I tend to think they are fragile

Does playing outdoor games count as exercise? I do not wish to engage in rigorous exercise so I don't damage my bones Staying fit is important to me so I slightly exercise once in a while.