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ItsModella: Girl, I've been very busy with school and other things. You should read my new diary update, that's how messed up things got for me. But I'm here today to chill out and relax with my online paddies

So you couldn't even remember to leave some cake for me? A whole me--Modella, the mother theresa of the nairaland? I am angry

I just read the update. I opened my mouth but as soon as i got to the part of rocking the chair, i started laughing hard.

Na wa o, Babe, you need to eat o. Don't let the stress get to you. Know when to slow down and damn the consequences. Eat eat eat! How i wish i had some cake left, i would have stuffed some in your mouth. A fall with that your height won't be funny mehn...

Bia, did the guy continue the 'toasting'? I hope you gave him your number.

ItsModella: OMG!!! Happy birthday in arrears, my dear Caracta. I haven't been online in a while so I missed your birthday. Hope you had mad fun

Erm, is there still some cake left?

Chai! My own sis. Where have you been hiding biko? No more cake o...wait till next year Missed you too. I had maaaaaaaad fun!

Mikebis: u guz wll av to xtend d vtime 4 sub d essay o,nw am at cafe.plllssss

Just be calm, take your time and do what you have to do. You still have about 30 minutes, don't rush.

All the best.

♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
Contestant 16. Done.

If i may ask, why did you leave your reserved post and go ahead to post on another spot? I hope you know this is against the rules and you know the implication. Please be aware.

All the best.

Gboliwe: If na joke, stop am o

He has been busy lately, but he will be here. I think as is typical of most naija men, he forgot. Dont worry, the latter celebration shall be better than the former

After five days? Ok o. I await his return.

Gboliwe: Its ok our wife. Having a husband like him is a handful already

Lol...did you see him on this thread? No! He doesn't know his work. I've moved on

Elliotwiz1: when i was editing i inserted paragraphs, why are there no paragraph on the post showing on the thread

Just in case of next time, when you type on Ms Word, make sure you add double-paragraph i.e for a new paragraph, hit your ENTER key twice. Then you can copy and paste on Nairaland. It works for me.

Elliotwiz1: why are you hiding them.....confused

For protection

@Des Chyko and Olalerey, kindly obey the rules.

You can raise issues on whatever difficulties you may be experiencing here.

Thank you.

Gboliwe: Our wife! My friend! Happy birthday. This is a very significant timeline you just stepped into because its the begining of your best years. Dance along, celebrate and have fun. You are awesome.

Thanks my in-law. I'm sorry i'm just replying this.

Good day everyone.

To the contestants:
The rules are very important. There is a penalty attached to breaking the set rules. We plead with you to cooperate with us and stick to the rules. You can ask questions on this thread if you don't understand any of the rules.

Again, you'll be penalized for every rule you break.

Thanks for your co-operation. All the best.

masonkz: Happy Birthday in arrears, Caracta.

Thank you very much.

Your siggy though...deep?

Many Nigerians have low self-esteem issues!

12 & 23

Fynestboi: Just pick two topics from the list,its nt a most u select your own topic, go through the list and give us two topics...

Any other post apart from suggesting two topics from the listed ones would be hidden... Our judges can take part at this point.....

I don't know why i find the bolded funny. Are you for real? You still need to attend to raised issues so that we call all be on the same page.

Well...to each his own. Suit yourself. I have no topics. Others should pls pick two topics.

I also need to understand why we have 7, 8 , 9, 11 and 15 on the list? What correlation do they have with education? Pls i need an explanation. Thank you.

I understand we have more than one moderators on this section. Where are the others? Or is this the personal project of the OP?

I think at this point, we should all encourage the OP by bringing suggestions to the table. Other debate threads might help like HBG suggested, but then i believe, we can do something better than the previous ones.

OP, pls be open to suggestions and don't just accept what you think is right. Also, desist from saying, "This is what i must do...no going back."

God bless.

I love these topics!!!

Oahray: Here's a topic suggestion:
Primary child educators, teachers or parents?

Mikebis: hahaha..i pray it wll nt affect u,by the time u start readn all debaters story

Hahaha. Black font is ok abeg.

Fynestboi:

So you have decided to start using smileys! Pls use colours, we'll manage. Leave smileys alone o, biko

Fynestboi: haba mama that was before i made the promise naaa ... somehw difficult though

If it is difficult, then you can go ahead. But please have mercy on our eyes. Someone used a green font and it wasn't too sharp. And pls don't mix them all up. Though i prefer the normal black font.

uj_sizzle: And you did it again. Is it really difficult?

Lol...let him use colours if he wants biko. As long as they are not sharp or different colours. Na we go carry our eyes far

uj_sizzle: lol internet shorthand is the principal cause of grammatical blunders Oya debate

Lol...i tell you. Or it is even the principal cause of failure in tests and examinations. A graduate cannot write in full yet he blames the government for his unemployed status. It gradually becomes a habit.

HumbledbYGrace: I think shorthand writing should be restricted from this section. Rule #17 should apply here!

Honestly...but then, it's a free world. It should even be included in the suggested topics. Some people are just addicted to that. It's sooooo annoying. Hian!

GSKing:

Oya suggest topics for us.

Fynestboi: i also knw thats bound to happen but dont worry it would be fixed

Ok...that's good to know

dr dams: Fynest boi, take tym and post each shortlisted topics differently. D 1s dat has d highest numbers of likes shud be selected.

Wonderful idea! I think he should do that, but it's like we have so many topics. But then, people with alternate accounts can get to like one topic as many times as they can, just because they are interested in that topic. That won't be fair on others.

Or what do you think?

Mikebis: u shld try to undstand wat he means by usn dffrent colour,he's only try to use dem as a dffrent topic..miss judge

Hehehe. Number 1. Ghen ghen. The last time i checked, it wasn't just one person that used different colours on his thread. Then, others too do not find the use of colours appealing.

Whatever issues you have with me mister, shouldn't blind your sense of reasoning. Let us do things right and move forward. Thank ya

Good topics, i must say.

HumbledbYGrace: lol, I was about to ask.

I think we need more colours on NL wordpress, so people can explore the use of different colour combinations. We are restricted to just a few. That's against human right!