₦airaland Forum

Those little boys...

So sad.

I'm enjoying my Lumia

GenBuhari:
Can we hasten the handover?

4 weeks of this would be hell

The handover is not a magic wand. It would take months or years for Nigeria to fall in shape.

okotv:
I got mine at 130 per liter

Sell it!

Please

jmoore:
I think I will start 'exporting' fuel from Aba to Lagos. 100 Naira cost price | 300Naira- selling price.

If I see N300 per litre, I would go for thanksgiving.

I'm really desperate because we've had no power supply for two weeks. No water. Nothing. We need fuel to pump water. I just hate this country right now

300 where?

Because I just got mine for N400.

Black market. I almost knelt down for the seller sef.

Honestly, I'm tired of this country!

Oh...thank you!

jaybee3:
Choi..... You don see me finish
I need to morph into another moniker

Pffffftttt. I know you like the back of my hand

jaybee3:
I'm a Biafran so i didn't contribute to the stats

Marriage to ujsizzle doesn't qualify you as a Biafran. Stop dreaming. Biafrans have sexual organs. No?

jaybee3:
Na dis kain thread we dey take find you

mctheeew

I rushed here when I saw the topic!

Thanks to you too. Your contribution is well appreciated.

The First!


Yipeeeeeee!


Thanks to the sexually-active folks.


Now N1 can equal $1

Chuksemi:
Thank you. Careers that interest me? Lecturing(I am discouraged here due to salary scale) and Working in a multinational, as an accountant or any other business related post.

You are definitely passionate about making money. Life doesn't work that way. This is why people engage in criminal activities.

Concentrate on your studies. Earn a good degree. Along the line, you would discover where your interest lies. With a good degree, you have better opportunities. Public speaking is good. It builds your confidence. You can talk your way through almost anything.

You want to be rich? There is no rule to that. Love what you do, do it well and be happy.

As for discovering your talent(s), find out what you do comfortably well without pressure.

I used to think I had no passion in anything too until an opportunity came and I discovered that part of me. Be patient. What do you talk about with fire in your eyes? What is that thing you feel strongly for? Time will tell.

You can make a career out of anything.

mickey45:
You wan lecture? U sef no go dream am.

Because?

jaybee3:
CC: caracta

Lol. Why?



CC: Jaybee3

Massage your lips with soap?


That's a joke right?

Pinnacle:
Olugbenga, Funwontan, esa ogbin ara ogbojo, omo ase buruku se rere, omo osekatan tese morin.
Jengbetiele
Multitalented
International Outstanding African Comedian and Classical Musician.
Just like yesterday, You are surely missed bro.

RIP

Lol. You have a sound memory. I miss Funwontan. Jengbetiele 1!

RIP Gbenga. Too bad you didn't pass the talent on to somebody else.

A large chunk of their income comes from handouts and bribes.

CONUASS gini?

Seun:
LOL at bolded. Memo to all other commercial drivers. If a pack of 7 dogs want to attack you, do not bend down (bending down suggests weakness) to pick up a weapon (a provocative act) to "scare them away" (dogs in packs don't get scared easily because they instinctively understand that there is strength in numbers)

What do we do instead?

No, I'm not a commercial driver.

Greensprings?


Of course

Khloe pulleeeeaaaasee!

Don't even pitch Kim's tent beside Khloe. You know very-fake from less-fake

Khloe is definitely my favourite Kardashian.

adexsimply:

Wetin?

After covering things up abi?


Just do and go abeg.


I love you but Otuoke loves you more.

adexsimply:
I told you we needed to address your acrophobia

My phobia is in different degrees and dimensions. Don't be bothered

Mogidi:
I don't debate someone with your brain size, try musiwa.

Mehn... Lol. You guys are wicked. Chai.

Mynd44:
Things like this just don't fall. There has to be some really serious complacency pr structural damage before it happens. The details are sketchy here but before this how many pedestrian bridges have collapsed?

Please use them as they are to save your live and also protect drivers from the trauma for hitting people crossing the highways

I use them all the time and I encourage people to do same.

I think it's the height. There is one bridge along Ikorodu road, close to Jibowu. That bridge has gaps in between the slates (or whatever it's called). Omo, I fear that thing ehn. When I'm on it, I freeze. I don't even utter a word to anyone.