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@OP, i got that same text twice this morning, and i deleted them immediately. At the end of the text was, 'please share with 5 of your friends but reply mine first'

#thinking aloud#
Is pregnancy now a ticket or visa?
@OP, before i make further comments, are you legally married to her sir?

For real? Wonderful!

MRbrownJAY: i guess the person forgot to tell you that after birth, the WHOLE body get bigger, not just the ikebe!

No o. Me, i don't want dat o. #frowns#

oooops!

coke-bottle shape and wine-bottle shape

federated states of micronesia? Hmmm

malawi...lmao

oh India, why did u use my towel?

I need to relocate to Cook Island

mukina2: my country Chinaaa!!!!!!!

why you de claim every country? I am Kim Lee

getting interesting...make i sit well abeg

Aruba? SMH

tinkinjo: Just as I expected! It's a funeral. One thing is certain: the Brits 'll never entertain you!

ouch! Dat hurts!

GREECE

mukina2: nice choreography

Looks scary to me...lol

Boring. Wich kain blue color be dis nah? Abeg wey my specs

SMH...educated illiterates!

Whatsup with the awards na?

@OP, be careful

2buff: @OP, Women who are picky eaters like that tend to also have issues swallowing sp*rm.
I sincerely hope that is not the case here

no comment. LMAO

How i love this thread...

and the moral lesson is..?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Celibacy is not a crime. . .
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Please tell them...

OP, i was told that once a woman starts having intimacy and children, she would possibly start having a bigger backside. I don't know if it's true or not. He hasn't complained about urs, so why are you complaining about the complaints he hasn't made.

You guys have made good points. However, i've always wondered why girls that decide to be morally upright and 'good', are tagged SUs, mgbeke, sister mary, etc. Moreover, i think guys/men are also responsible for the way most girls act. They molest them, abuse them,break their hearts and expect them to still 'worship' men. Treat a woman the way your wife/sister/mother should be treated. There will always be bad eggs though.

Climbing trees!
Music

Rotfl...you are totally wrong!

Lol...

yeeeeees!