₦airaland Forum

chimoz: Edet lives in calabar......miss primary school like hell.
Is that not Mr.Bassey?

Mr Nwosu

datguru: If after looking at this picture for about 5 minutes and it doesn't come to your memory what it's all about, know that you were born in the indomie generation

Naa Mr Nwosu and his family.

50calibre: I think the style of co-habitation in Nigerian universities is very nice, I wish I enjoyed such luxury.

Nothing as nice as having a housewife to look after your every need.

I did have sleep over weekends with my then girlfriend in Uni, the best she'd do is bring loads of junk foods while coming, and then tidy up the place. I'm expected to sit indoors all weekend and pay her attention, no going out, no excessive playing of video games else trouble. Nothing like that of Nigeria

I love Nigerian system, sounds like great fun. A guy can rent a very big house all to himself & have as many chics serving him, filling him belly & emptying his balls he don't got to explain anything to nobody because he's boss.

I didn't have such luxury.

he don't got to explain anything to nobody because he's boss khe? He has a lot of explaining to do to the lady staying with him. the lady shadow his movements because she knows she has a lot to lose. Guys in this condition have little time for other girls. Some guys maltreat the girls though but its kinda rare given that the girl's friends dont always support so they are always looking for an excuse to discourage her from the act. Its always funny sha, even the girl's girlfriends shadow the guy. [s]I don did that one bajebaje
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SAMBARRY: sexism alert!


What is good for the goose is equally good for the gander.

Anyway at age 4 when kidd say mummy don't bath for me I can bath by myself or they start covering their unclothedness especially at 4year+ then you should know they already know their left from right, wrong from right and are conscious of their bodies

in this case, Not all that is good for the goose is equally good for the gander. Raping a boy is rare but the girls, fair meat! Some kids know whats good from whats right without them being conscious of their body. Besides, what does a kid know abouut being wrong and right? Many kids dont realize they were raped until they are older. The awareness to rape is just being rampant, many girls have been molested. My advise, clothe your baby girl up sharperly

dstnd: ....llu don find me reach here again..lli love u too

You are a gbef (clown) geraway jhoor

dstnd: my dad was so mean to us dat I thought this thing can't be my father,but he changed along the line.my question .are all father the same?cos most of my friends complain of there's...so how strict n how close are you to your dad?mine is 3/20

if you had asked dis question some years back, i swear my popsy grade will be negative like -12/30 but im wiser now, the man was so strict then my best food was bread, cos of balance diet popsy lets us eat bread thrice in a week. and many many more. i grew up with a bad nonchalant attitude about school but was brilliant, na cane and belt comot the non chalancy from my body. its now i realise how much he loves me. he didnt even allow me wear trousers till i was past my teen.. i laff. but i thank him for his discipline. chai, this man make me listen to 10''o clock news ehn

dstnd: ......she done deh like me

for your mind

dstnd: hmmmmm ride on pastor

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dstnd: abi na

Sometimes, the fault isnt from d ex but you.

She need to shot on sight. Nothing more

loving and enduring

Oponu gbagi, didirin dugbe

Vaseline cocoa glow

collynzov5: 7 AM has never been in the evening sweery.

Dearie, IN THE MORNING is just to lend emphasis.

wazoboy: Nawa for you people in Lagos oo. In my own part of Nigeria, those pics are what we call very busy and crowded street

not lagos ooo, this is dry even for 7am in the morning.

Gorrbachev: if i start posting pictures of what fulani are doing in Plateau, kaduna and Benue you will log off.

this guy puts it correctly.

"Her resignation has nothing about morality or conscience,this is a just a typical british muslim that feels the only people who are truly her brethren are other muslims who are on the other side of the world who she has never met and would never meet and ofcourse the covert antisemitism .She didn't resign over bedroom tax,she didn't resign or over any issue in britain or issues of muslim intolerance against non muslims ,or the british relation with pakistan and continued persecution of ahmadiyyas and non muslims by muslims in pakistan but put israel in the equation and she has a conscience."

anything you tell yourself to sleep at night

BankuTilapia2: Dont start a fight you cant finish.

its a question. are the teens worth it?

guass: SOMETIMES I IMAGINE IF THERE CAN BE PEACE ON THIS LITTLE PLANET.
DAYS AGO THREE ISRAELI TEENS WERE KIDNAPPED, FEW DAYS LATER THEY WERE FOUND DEAD IN ONE OF HAMAS TUNNELS. LIKE IT OR NOT THAT ACT IS PURELY A CAPITAL PUNISHABLE OFFENCE.
ISRAEL IS NOT NIGERIA WHERE BOKO HARAM CAN TERRORISE AND GO FREE.
ISRAEL'S DESTINY IS IN THEIR OWN HAND, THEY MUST NOT YIELD TO ANY PRESSURE OR LISTEN TO ANY CROCODILE'S SYMPATHY FROM ANY PATH OF THE WORLD.

is three teens worth all this bloodshed? its tyranny simple as ABC.

solid3: Her resignation means nothing. Let the muslim sunni or shia or whatever they call themselves learn from Israel how to b terrorist.

am sure you think being a muslim gives the non muslims audacity to kill us in mass. her resignation might not mean anything to you, 0h, you stated it doesnt but im sure it means something to her, following her conscience. its time for you to have one. let me give you an advice, watch the news, dont read it. probably then you will undersatnd what is really going on over there.

cheruv: as an Indian she's making noise... to hell with her!!

cos she isnt following the majority or cos she is an indian? shows how shallow you are. kudos

Toaskarity: No its a disease from us africans who can't do shit in this world but wait for help from white to help our miserable life...

@commenters doubting the cure
I bet most of u think others re as lazy as we africans are? No trust me right from the day their citizen was affected was the day their doctors nd pharmaceutical department start working hard to cure it...They don't sit arround lazy crying out about others..like Nigerians crying out about wat happening in isreal/palest btwn these 2 piece of sh..it country don't even see blacks as good smh

You spoke lke a typical nigerian, quick to criticize without making any effort to help. i keep wondering why some people are always angry

lalasticlala: wow!!!!


but that was really cheap o

thank God it worked out for them at last

thank his stars he didnt think like you.

zicoraads: I am confused. You mean the first day in camp? Woah!!! That nigger is sharp. The second I stepped foot in camp, I became angry till I left. Shitty hole!

first they they met each other.

hard to get or no hard to get, just pray for a guy that appreciates you. just be yourself. i have a friend of mine get married to a girl he had sex with the first day they met in NYSC camp. their 8 years anniversary was a month ago. he said he thanks his stars he didnt think her cheap cos she is one of the best things in his life

30 pere.. i no spoil plenty.

Number 2 and 6 so on point..

im not married though but i came to that conclusion a while ago

mstik: vampire diaries

Vampire diaries is boring?

Tallesty1: He is kinda right but some Christians will think he is fake because they do not have a good relationship with God through Jesus......... So they obviously cannot enjoy the power and freedom that comes with it.

No some christians, everyone thinks he is fake. God works miraculously, we all know that. So you are telling me all those dead victims of ebola, none of them had a good relationship with God. Its publicity, pure and simple. Faith puts you in a state of mind to be healed, it doesn't heal, it makes you believe in succeeding against all odds. so he boasting of having a cure no be am at all. At all.

kstyle2: Not all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslims. Dats a fact. Proven and tested

Fact? what fact? not all terrorist are muslims. the basics is simple. for you to be a muslim, follow the five pillars of islam, which are

Shahadah: declaring there is no god except God, and Muhammad is God's Messenger
Salat: ritual prayer five times a day
Zakat: giving 2.5% of one’s savings to the poor and needy
Sawm: fasting and self-control during the holy month of Ramadan
Hajj: pilgrimage to Mecca at least once in a lifetime if one is able.

lucrownt: Based on what I'm seeing now Aregbesola has upper hand over Omisore if it is to be free and fair election. PDP can only win the election through rigging. Osun people really love Aregbesola.

i woudnt call it love, everyone wants a goverment who will be better than the previous. if omisore isnt the aspirant, then PDP has shot but this is omisore, omisore?[s][/s] . the guy really bleeped up during his regime. Rigging or no rigging, APC has the upper hand. The reason Fayose won the election is the same reason Aregbesola will likely win. the people of Ekiti compared Fayose with Fayemi and chose Fayose. it will have been another thing entirely if Jonathan didnt take the step he took in the election. One truth most nigerians dont believe is that ALL PARTIES RIG ELECTION

daryoor: i choose words carefully, opinionated dosent exprees the personality type im referring to, because there are stupid opinionated people, those ones have no value at all, im talking of women who are intelligent and out spoken, a woman who has very clear objectives and knows how to achieve them, someone who wont let any male compromise her perception of standard.

Ofcourse everyone will chose intelligent.

chuxyz: I look at ladies who say they like being themselves and can't help but ROTFLOL. With most of them applying makeup like one coming outta a paint factory. Not to talk of the ego with which some will sway those expensive artificial hair as if it is the end of the world while they look down on every other person as if they are a piece of shit. There is one thing i want you all to know: Being oneself starts with being natural. Once a lady can't be natural, never accept a word when she says she is or likes being herself. Trust me that's a fat lie. Any lady who makes up is actually indirectly telling you that she is what she really isn't. In conclusion, i will like to tell you ladies that being yourself starts with being natural and if you all can do this, men will appreciate you more.

whats make up my dear? make up starts with the soap you bath with. i rub powder to make my face look fresher doesnt mean im not original. oh i forgot, lemme ask you dis question before i forget, i hope you dont iron? cus if you do that means you arent being original. come off it, make up isnt about all color paint, make up is hygeine. bringing the beauty out of the ordinary. expensive isnt make up. i wear a non expensive powder which makes my face looks radiant, what about that?