SirShymexx:


Erm, are you trying to deny my fundamental right as a human being - and freedom of speech? And is NL now Saudi Arabia?

SirShymexx:

But how do Muslim women get away with the excessive burqa they cover their heads with? Lawd knows I can never even walk the street with anyone looking like that.

Freemanan:
It still beats me that some educated folks will attack someone because he doesn't believe in a god. Even our constitution provides for the freedom of religion and conscience..... Conscience here means you can choose what to belief so long it doesn't infringe on another person's right. So, I still marvel when I see insultive comments labelled towards someone who is exhibiting individual consciousness or exercising his/her freedom/rights.

There is a God is all things and all things are god's manifestation. So just because I call my God science and you call yours spirit doesn't make your practice better, it just makes it acceptable because of our gullible environment.

emusmith:

I must say this: I am speaking from the perspective of having undertook several hours to Study, Observe, Take notes, Listen, Read etc.

What makes these points valid? You may ask.
Sexx is only temporary, if you know what I mean.
Most or All of these leave a mark with Others & You for a very long time- I call that mark, "LEGACY".

Without much ado, lemmie, quickly highlight SEVEN THINGS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN SEX!



1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your Country In The Olympics.


2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better Than You.


3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.


4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender Age), so to speak.


5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long Years Of Delay Due To Strike.


6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.


7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies, WADR.)


You can ADD yours...

Clerverly:


You are right! We need to put things in an A, B, C way for the daft, ignorant, and Never-Willing-To-Know Pro PDP posters here!

alaladakosta:


And you think that's right?

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It will. Try and calculate pension and tax on your own and you will see. FYI, they pay full tax according to Nig Law and Pension is now 8% employee, 10% employer. Therefore, pension is about 14k and PAYE is about 35k.

OduntanGabriel:
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me.

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)

5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank naked,he go allow u in.

6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.

7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people

Fellow nairalander,I don try............keep it rolling.

Leetunechi:

sorry

but,do i know you

Leetunechi: we dont even know these people here in the united states

Iamsynord: Most students in Art class are generally not good in maths but they are forced to pass it after all..
I know of a Particular boy that had to rewrite waec 6 times just because of Maths despite having As and Bus in the other subjects..
This bring the question of whether mathematics is as important to arts students as it is to other class and that it should be scrapped from d core subjects that one must get at least C ,in our SSCE exams since Arts mainly as to do with talk ,writing and reading instead of the confusing algorithm, phytagoras, bodmas and solving evident in Mathematics..
What is your own view of this

obitee69: I met dis cute girl @ the bank were I work. We exchanged numbers. Bfore u say jack Robinson we strted dating. She started coming to stayover weekends at my condo. There was dis other chick that told me she wanted to spend d nite but she was just a friend tho. so I agreed. Meanwhile dis my babe stormed my house around 7pm. I strted forming quarell dat she shud have called b4 coming meanwhile not letting her enter my house b4 she sees d consignment I was harboring. I bundled her into d car and droPed her @ ogba faraway. Omo mehn as I got home to relax with d new babe. Na so the girl show again. She now pushed her way into my apartment. Saw the new girl and started Slapping me seriously. Like 4 hot slaps! In my house. Omo she wanted to stab me with a knife!!. At the end of the day BOTH of dem slept in my crib ..The old babe even forced me to Bleep her while the new babe slept in d palour. The next day I had to dump her o. She begged n cried. But d way she embarrassed me I cannot forget. It was the first time I saw stars after someone slapped me. Chei!!

OXYGENO1: So you think Ghanaians give a Bleep about nigerians? And what investments are you talking about? You people are really funny ooo.

rickkid:
You're the one who got taken in by the Fashola hype. Anyway I'm from a section of Lagos society which is doing well for itself so I'm not really the one who should be complaining.
But outside of the places we live and hang out, the Lagos I see outside my car window everyday is a very, very hard place which is ruled by a elite for the elite! If you don't have a sizeable amount of money to cover every eventuality in Lagos, you are screwed and nobody will help you. If you do have money, you can buy your way out of anything. Anything at all! Just saying!

allisonluvsu: The Lagos State Government has indicted Prophet Temitope Joshua, General Overseer, Synagogue Church of All Nations, over the collapse of a 6-storey guest house in his church.

Death toll in the tragedy which occurred last Friday has hit 80 as rescue workers intensify efforts to evacuate the remaining victims trapped under the rubble. There is likely no hope of any more survivors.

•Prophet T.B. Joshua: Indicted

In a statement issued on Wednesday, the Lagos State Government insisted that Joshua did not have approval for the building, therefore the addition of more floors to the existing two-storey building was illegal.

Source: http://naija247news.com/2014/09/lagos-implicates-t-b-joshua-as-death-toll-hits-80/#.VBvKs6Oh-XU

The government, however, said investigations were still on as to why the building collapsed.

Commissioner for Physical Planning and Urban Development, Olutoyin Ayinde said government would not shut down the church until investigations were concluded.

Ayinde expressed sincere condolences and sympathy with those that lost their loved ones and those that were injured in the unfortunate incident.

He said the Government and indeed the Ministry was particularly saddened that innocent lives were lost.

The Commissioner clarified that no plans were in the offing to take over the collapsed structure site until thorough and detailed investigation as to the cause(s) of the collapse had been concluded.

According to him, government is conducting a preliminary investigation into the cause(s) of the collapse and would leave nothing to chance to unravel what cause the building to collapse.

He added that if there was any violation of relevant planning laws, government would take appropriate action.

To this end, Ayinde said a team of engineers from the Ministry and other state government agencies were taking samples from the foundation and materials from the wreckage of the building for detailed analysis.

He stressed that government does not arbitrarily take over properties when testing to ascertain the structural integrity of any building that collapses.

On the veracity of the “Strange Plane Theory,” alleged to have dangerously flown low over the building 50 minutes before the collapse, he said the Ministry had submitted the video clips, as provided by the Church to the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA) with the coordinate of the collapsed site for investigation and professional comment.

Meanwhile, the Chairman of the Lagos State House of Assembly Committee on the Environment, Tobun Abiodun, has expressed belief that some government officials may have allowed themselves to be compromised and influenced to allow the church construct the collapsed building illegally.

Ordinarily, officers in-charge of physical planning in the state are supposed to act where buildings become defective or where they do not follow laid-down procedures, he argued.

Tobun, who described the incident as a major disaster and a great loss, however, condoled with the families of the deceased and said the government needed to be more careful and pro-active to prevent a similar incident from happening again.

Quoting a report by the National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA, Tobun said that the building ought to have only four floors instead of six, according to the foundation of the house.

“But my concern is that we have town planning officers that should supervise buildings in the state, they are accomplices. There is no way someone would build a six-storey building instead of four and they would say they were not aware. I believe that they compromised standard.

“Until they know that if they compromise in any way they are risking people’s lives, there would be problem. They should be more pro-active in the discharge of their duties,” he said.

But the Chairman of the Physical Planning Committee of the House, Mufutau Egberongbe, while defending the officials of the Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development, urged Nigerians to adopt voluntary compliance to laws as enforcement of the laws is supposed to be a last resort.

One of the challenges facing the ministry, according to Egberongbe, is the lack of adequate staff.

“How many are the staff of the ministry to go round Lagos when buildings are springing up on a daily basis? Voluntary compliance to laws should be our primary responsibility,” he said.

He said the government officials would have faced heavy criticisms from people if they had decided to implement the law to the letter in relation to the building, adding that it even costs the government money to carry out demolition of structures.

To him, if the church had done what it should do, the incident would have been averted.

Poster: www.loadedvilla.com

mrgreen4real:
Why do you think defection to and from PDP-APC happens? No be every time you go wan chop soup wey your mama cook

EMMABC1: filthy and Africa's Hqtrs of fraud

talk2riel: DIRTY

phayvoursky:
I was born and brought up in Lag in the outskirts of Ajegunle. Later my family moved down to Badagry. Though I'm quoting you from school (FUT ,Owerri). Life in owerri is cool and easy. No troubles and noise like everyday lagos. Wish my family could relocate down here...

ayusco85: The Ozone layer never depleted, the west (U.S and co) just came up with the global warming hoax just to cut down the chinese growing economy which was mostly powered by hydrocarbon (coal and crude oil).

Evidences suggest that the earth pass through a period of global heating which occurs after a long period of time, that was responsible for the rise in global temperatures. So I don't believe that the ozone was ever depleted hence don't believe it is growing back.



*All na Lie*

Arcasie: A friend told me about a situation she is going through and that got me thinking about this emotional cheating thing.

she has a boyfriend but shares a deep connection with another guy. their relationship is not sexual or anything but she just enjoys how interesting, witty, and understanding the guy is when they talk or chat and she tells him everything that she is going through. Its gotten so bad he's the 1st person she thinks of calling when she wakes up and her boyfriend doesn't even know about him. I tell her to keep her distance from the guy cuz she may get involved and she says its just a really great friendship and nothing more because she is not attracted sexually.

is she still cheating if she is not sleeping with the guy?

TrollMan: Kim Kadarshian - Over rated old cargo with head like headlight and eyes like “trafficator” bulb. This woman doesn't appeal me one bit, she's a slut_.

Rihanna - Yea she's a bitch but I like her. She rocked the dress way better. One thing though, her swollen forehead is really disturbing.

mcpat:
lol which private uni did you attend or are you currently in and please tell me 2 or 3 graduates of any field(in ur skul) currently making waves.. Thank u

OpYzo: hey dear I also finished with a strong 2:1 know I could have done better if I strived harder but dats bygone. I am also finishing NYSC in october and have not gotten any thing, been using jobberman since nothing...can u link me.Thanks

thelastgenius:


Rotfl...that was harsh

But come oo if some priv uni boys swindle this public guys who think they're street smart ,,they'll even be like thank you sir...

hemor: if u guys are better then why do most if not all private universities have summer school to make up for failed courses. Take it or leave it federal universities have better products than private universities but the truth is whoever will fail will always fail even if he goes to Harvard. It's about the students not the school.