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WebmastersRe: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by Carlson001(m): 3:27am On Jul 06, 2016
Well, I was lured by The brand of cain by LarrySun
RomanceRe: Aint the dog cute by Carlson001(m): 12:39am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
I blame Buhari
Smelly will never sleep.
PoliticsRe: See What Nigeria and Dubai Plan to do in the Nearest Future by Carlson001(m): 9:08pm On Apr 26, 2016
EyenAkwaIbom:
of all the countries of the world we could be comparing our 55yrs misruled country it is dubai, of all places ?

We need to start somewhere rather than sit somewhere and wait for our oil to dry up?
Excuse me Mr. As you said, our dear Nigeria is 55 and the UAE had her independence on the 2nd of December, 1971. So I don't succumb to your opinion.
Also, they were already aware of their limited oil, thus, the construction of the Burj Al Arab. But, what are we planning now? Nothing!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Closed Over Rusticated 500l Student by Carlson001(m): 8:33pm On Apr 26, 2016
MadCow1:
Dear God,


When will you shut Down UNIBEN?


Even Sodom and Gomorrah sins no reach UNIBEN own wey make you fhuck dem up..
Why this? Ain't you happy for the female SUG President?
LiteratureRe: The Confession. by Carlson001(m): 1:30am On Apr 21, 2016
Nice story.
CelebritiesRe: Why Davido Act.,Mayorkun Eleko is the worst Song of 2016 so far by Carlson001(m): 12:57am On Apr 21, 2016
This is one of the problems in the Nigerian Music Industry.
Most of the fans don't want to listen to the lyrics anymore & in this case, even the beat ain't cool. So, what exactly are they looking for in a track?
@iamsynord, a job well done.
Respect to all 'em Boogey, Ruby Gyang, M.I, Timi Dakolo, X.O Senavoe, et al.
EducationRe: Reasons Why You Should Stop Writing In Abbreviations by Carlson001(m): 5:52pm On Apr 12, 2016
To some extent, it's quite annoying. Why type 'yhur' instead of 'your'? What time has been saved so?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Carlson001(m): 5:47pm On Apr 12, 2016
victorirowa1:
wich course??
Computer Science!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Carlson001(m): 5:06pm On Apr 12, 2016
victorirowa1:
okkaayyyyyy so u beta stay away from dat place ooo grin grin
Lol. I'm not an aspirant, I'm already schooling in Uniben.
RomanceRe: Who Knows........... by Carlson001(m): 11:47am On Apr 12, 2016
Breath
EducationRe: University Top 6 Courses That Can Standout In The Face Of Unemployment by Carlson001(m): 11:41am On Apr 12, 2016
And why didn't Computer Science make the list?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Carlson001(m): 11:37am On Apr 12, 2016
victorirowa1:
i heard dat dose pipo in ekosodin are baddd....asin dem dey obtain freshers anyhw
That's where most cultist reside though... but it's closest to the school.
EducationRe: OMG!!! The Author Of This Book Should Be Sent To Jail.. (photo) by Carlson001(m): 11:28am On Apr 12, 2016
Temmyturpe:
No 1: The head contains numerous sensory organs, including the eyes, ears, nose and mouth. It houses the brain which

No 2: it is used for interactional purposes eg nodding etc
Also it helps in Ingestion of nutrients, intake of air, use of senses such as vision, hearing, tasting, feeling, and smelling.

The head also provides communication, mind and brain function and believe it or not the prevention of foreign bodies entering the human body (nose, mouth, eyelids, earwax, hair and teeth and tongue.

The brain monitors and controls the human body. No head no life, so tell me why a Black man would say for carrying load.
...and u expect a primary 1 kid to understand that?
We don't even know what class the textbook is meant for.
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Carlson001(m): 10:55am On Apr 12, 2016
rjek:
how much is d cost of a room at oluku area?
No, you don't school in Uniben via Oluku. You have Ekosodin, BDPA & Osasogie - all in Ugbowo.
PoliticsRe: Dauda Adamu Kahutu "Rarara" Kidnapped By Gunmen In Kano by Carlson001(m): 10:15pm On Apr 10, 2016
Until now, I never knew one do move around with 2.8 million naira in his pocket.
I smell lies!
RomanceRe: Don’t Have Sex With Him Till You Consider These 3 Important Things by Carlson001(m): 4:28pm On Apr 09, 2016
Don't have sex with him until you consider this important thing - "Are you married to him?"
LiteratureRe: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by Carlson001(m): 2:10am On Apr 09, 2016
It's indeed a nice story, kudos to you Oyinprince. I've sent you a PM, pls reply. Thanks!
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EducationRe: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Carlson001(m): 3:05pm On Mar 13, 2016
blueto:
No need for acrimony between us. Let awful exerts that that took here be forgotten @Robinhez, Dharay99
Finally!
EducationRe: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Carlson001(m): 7:13pm On Mar 07, 2016
Please, Blueto & Robinhez; Peace, I beg of thee!
Let's just forget about all these absurd controversies. Anyway, this is how friends are made, *winks*. The thread was actually meant to be humorous (which I found it to be) but also true depending on your perspective though.

***Modified!***
Blueto, I respect your lingo and parlance; Robinhez, I know how the hustle's like, trust me. But, Maryrosz, I never expected such profanity from a lady though. Above all... Peace!
EducationRe: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Carlson001(m): 12:03am On Mar 07, 2016
Standing5:
Stop typing rubbish here. Uniben ko Uniben ni. Same uniben we see their grads daily or another one? Even your lecturers are known to cram and can hardly explain 50% of their own lecture notes satisfactorily. I once worked directly with one as an IT support to company and others as office colleagues and can say confidently that you guys are very empty on the average. Imagine a DB administrator who is always crashing company/customer data after going through needless drilling in exam as undergrad.
Argumentum Ad Ignorantian!
So, does your having seen an incompetent DBA insinuate that Uniben students are empty on average?
Does the lecturers' inability to teach denote the students' incognizance?
Fallacy at the Apex!
EducationRe: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Carlson001(m): 8:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
dharay99:
0ver Exaggeration.
Reason;
I think you meant a colon mark, ':'
EducationRe: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Carlson001(m): 11:55am On Mar 06, 2016
kilokeys:
Futa:

If u fail this question.. Come back next year
Lol... In our CSC exam, the man simply wrote among d instructions: "If u cannot solve fast, den dis exam is not for you." ...& calculators weren't allowed. #Uniben4U!
EducationRe: Nigeria Higher Education Foundation Scholarship Essay Competition 2016 - Apply by Carlson001(m): 1:18pm On Mar 05, 2016
blueto:
you just committed a fallacy of Death by A Thousand Qualifications smiley
Death by a thousand qualifications indeed...
So, you didn't see where he said its meant for only partnered Universities only-which his school ain't.
Which fallacy should I call this now? ehm... Fallacy Ad Go&readYabook!
CultureRe: 9 Marriage Taboo Ishan People Have That Will Amaze You by Carlson001(m): 5:11pm On Feb 24, 2016
I would have believed everything if not that I'm an Ishan guy ... Only number 8 is acceptable there.


"Proudly Ishan."
EducationRe: Computer Science Or Engineering - Pls, Advise. by Carlson001(op): 11:44pm On Feb 21, 2016
[email][/b] Do you need a proofreader for your work? Contact 08141316716.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then I'm definitely Shakespeare on the Trojan horse! [b]
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EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by Carlson001(m): 5:38pm On Feb 16, 2016
They wont amend anything... We told dem we wont b available(Uniben), but they continued with the opponents only.
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by Carlson001(m): 10:08am On Feb 13, 2016
Fynestboi:
OK noted... undecided undecided
Thanks!
LiteratureRe: Palingenesis by Carlson001(m): 10:01am On Feb 08, 2016
Following
Jokes EtcNational Association Of Boiz Valentine's Day by Carlson001(op): 8:27am On Feb 04, 2016
Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible
died for love, Greek heroes - Hercules & Archilles
died 4 love ... Even bros J died for love! where
are the women?? Dem no dey die for love??
the one wey suppose die atleast for titanic (Jack
bae), she show for d end narrate d story while
jack die like fowl. how come she survive surprise
us till now.
Romeo no get sense? He bae take shekpeh move ahead, him come take am too. Who him leave burial work for?
No be uncle Samson for bible dem dey talk
again. That one fall guyz hand.

Infact don't buy any woman any Valentine's treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of
women who died for love. If you buy ehn... if u buy ehn....
*Drops mic*
Jokes EtcRe: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by Carlson001(m): 2:54pm On Feb 02, 2016
Lol... pls, I need permission to post this article in our school magazine... damn hilarious

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