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@Poster

U berra be content with sharing your woman!

Chop clean mouth, and when chop time reach, chop again!!!

Eventually na person wey chop pass go wash plate!!!

So you and the guy are in a race, and if u are not ready to pull out ur fingers, u wld be permanently confused!!!

Goodluck

@Poster

Bin her like a Gala wrapper and dont forget to collect your laptop!

Ur woman na Ashana!!!

phelex:
i don't know what to tell my boyfriend to make him pick up an endless fight wit me? because he lives in nigeria and am out of the country and i don't know when i'll be back, but he says he's going to wait 4 me but the funniest thing is that i can't marry him and i don't know how to tell him. , so plzzzzzzzzzzzz nairalanders what should i tell him that would make him hate me completely.

tell him u just got shagged by a gang of area-boys and u enjoyed it so much!!

OR tell him, in his face, u would like to shag his father!!!

U dont need to go far, u have come to the right place to find the next BEYONCE or RIHANNA!

Go to the romance section and ask for ENNYLUV, she is so good at singing u would be blown away!

shuppie:
haba caruso why now,

na so we see am ooo

if he cant confront a woman how can he confront d demons in his life?!

how u dey anyway shupz?!

@Poster

why are you desperate on assistance as if your life depends on it dimwit!

there are some ladies u don't need to confront, they would confront you!

ASK ENNYLUV!!!

@poster

I think he wants you back because he wants you to sit on his nail with your big batty all over again!!

pareto:
I have had lots of complaints about this. Cos i give attention to those that are physically present with me. Once we are not together, i don't stress myself about them and i hadly call no matter d extent of love i av 4 d person. This makes my mind to be at rest. Do u think that's okay?

na symptoms of craze be dat ooo!

anewsong:
do u ever believe in the fact that d relationship you started today will end in a wedlock,because there are many occasions when guys especially had broken heart despite the fact that they started a relationship with the hope of having a blissful marriage,please I will like you d reader 2 tell me your opinion in means of making a relationship last longer. anewsong2004@yahoo.com

why dont u send your email address to God and you may get the answer there!

Lady pastor for a date?!

More like asking for a bible session studies

No sentence would come out on the date dat wont have a citation/quotation from the bible

Instead of asking for a date which is longtin to me, i would just ask her if i can BANG HER!

At least that one is a YES or NO

deyaredum:
you guys are just so,
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

offer still open any one intrested shl mail me

piss right off u shameful poo-pusher!!

Buzo1984:
see topic and offer,

are you that sad and low-lifeless?!

nairaland get boku craze peeps so u fit craze if u try make friends here!!

kill OBJ, IBB, IBORI, EGWU, AONDOAKKA, every other thieving politician/govt officials and bomb yahooze guys into extinction!!

Mesmerize:
lmao!! Caruso, I give up on ya!!
so are we playing hide N seek now?
when I sleep, you come out of hiding?

i swear oo
we dey battle different time zone
i got home yday around 600am, drinking with the boys, some kinna reunion shit!
anyway how u been my dear?
x

@Post

reading your post is so painful, more like a mother having children and knowing she wld not live long to see them grow

on the basis of that, i give up!!!

all this car loan thing is a rip off

if u can buy brand new buy, if not no be by force to drive new car, get a toks!

if u want to pay thru ur noses and collapse under debts in an unstable economy like nigeria, get a loan then!