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[quote author=gabe_logan link=topic=145719.msg2422762#msg2422762 date=1214476448]@ poster
wetin carry u and your friend go pass mad man place?[/quote]them talk say na only madman sabi wey him fellow mad-men dey live!!
na madman dey find people wey him go bite, no be people wey dey find madman
anyway wey trespass for where kolo-mental man dey, go hear WHENN!!!

nana:
lmao

Nana wetin dey?

Na season of ban ooo, i tire for nairaland!!!

chi21:
were is the most Romance place to go for honeymoon in the world

why u no try zimbabwe?!

or

Afghanistan?!

@Poster

GET A DAMN WEDDING PLANNER!!!!!

BIG GBESE

ANYBODY WEY WAN DEY PAY EVEN AFTER DEM DEY INSIDE GRAVE FIT CARRY GO!!!!

davidylan:
Nigeria would be way better and we would have been spared the leprous governments of Shagari, Babangida, Abacha and Abubakar.

good talk!!!

origina9ja:
b]lol na the mistake you do b that habbaa
i think say u dey civilized small
mke i kno make mistakeooo this nah method man abi[/b]

u don miss road

dis is someone else!

Mesmerize:
get online. I got sth to tell ya
Am feeling so crappy. . .
oh sh*t!

ok, hope u fine!
chat in a bit!

enspirito:
want to meet with big girls between the ages of 18-25. what are the challenges faced as a result of your size? letz talk. i kind of love them big, u know the bigger the,

u go wound igbobi hospital no go fit treat u

ask Aunty Ennyluv, she go tell u say challenges small pass wetin her eyes see here YDAY

i sure say u sef be one big fat sweaty fella wey no fit see im belly button ryt?!

Mesmerize:
jekad, pandora, sausekid2, rockchik, CARUSOuna bad children! why can't you guys behave like me, you dey get banned! follow the rules na

u be veteran now
since i know u dem don throw u comot for molue like 6-7times?!

Mesmerize:
yes na. . toyin from Malaysia. . have we met before?

no be only toyin from malaysia?

U no mind toyin from sri lanka or toyin from zimbabwe?!

saucekid2:
@ caruso
them ban me ooo,for wetin no dey irrelevant sha
anyways,how body??

na your boy met!
me sef na so we see am!
e don be!!
i dey sha, we go take over one day!!

enspirito:
saw your pix on a thread. can we meet?

obirin mewa lo fe meet ye!!! (be prepared to meet ten women rolled into one!!!)

goodluck

enspirito:
i'm a nigerian. want to meet citizens of togo, ghana and benin republic. letz talk and build a network of friends.

desperado!!!

saucekid2:
a virgin dude looks stupid when a girl opens up for him
a virgin dude spills himself before inserting

dem ban u too?!

And it is all wide open again!!!!

Lehmann is such a dipstick!!

He cocked dat one up

Go on Turkey!!!!

Mesmerize:
Doyin, you lucky say you're my frined. . .
perv. . !
Dnt try to corrupt an innocent girl. . apologize or am out!!
onirany!! where's that your cellulose GF email again? whoopi golberg@gmail.com?

relax now
oya if u o wan do boju boju make we do hide and seek?!
how can u corrupt something that is already corruption ridden? ewo!!!
cellulose ke?we no get that kain thing here, na glucose wey we get!u want some?
the last time i checked, whoopi goldberg was in OTTA farm giving OBJ a BJ!

ugly men marry fatso's because they are both hopeless and fit each other!

Mesmerize:
You and elizabeth are cousins, you say?
Then why do I see you waitering in that Chinese restaurant na? elizabeth no fit give you money?
I no want akamu abeg, all I want is for you to cook some suya
vast estate? hahhahathose cardboard box? roftl
and shut up about the suya pepper, you wnt even get close to me lips talkless of my booty. . keep wishing

for that chinko restuarant, i dey do work experience (u no as prince harry dey serve for iraq)
akamu or fan-yogo ni ma supply fun ee in excess
ko si suya, but ata suya wa,
make we do boju boju now?
estate dey for cornwall, devon and surrey for here, so we go live happily ever after
your booty no be biggies, na only one way ticket to florida, i go dey tap am like samba drum!

@Poster

When will you piss off nairaland with your boring stories?

as u old reach, u no dey shame

if u no sabi treat gurl, go commit suicide!!!

e be like say the woman craze for head!!!!

[quote author=idey_craze link=topic=145598.msg2420374#msg2420374 date=1214419475]you are wrong poster - it is actually this way - Dogs are like women - the way dey fu ck, the way they run after a bone - like women run after di ck - u will conclude - dogs are like women.[/quote]i don craze for dis place
i dey craze u don craze

na true women dey run afta dic.k like craze
na fire on the mountain, run run run (if woman see dic.k! )

holythug:
. . . chei . . abeg i no fit laff

holythug bawo ni?
hold ur laff there oo
i dey follow my mesmerity tlk

Mesmerize:
emi ni ode abi?
and you wonder why am thinking of leaving you?
young man, your job is to serve me you're going over the limit
We agreed on your body not your mind
I dnt marry them o, just testing which cake is tastier! you should be lucky you're among na
only the handsome are given application

how u go dey compare fan-yogo with ben and jerry's?
i fine pass all the guys wey dey chase u na (even doctor kitaun sef know)
i fit serve u akamu daily but i no fit dey serve u everyother thing all the time
if u leave, who go inherit my vast estates?
me and queen elizabeth be cousin u know? e just be say i tan turn black!
come here jo or else ma fi ata suya pa e ni idi!

Mesmerize:
good!!
but let's not talk like this na?
dnt you know that dreeldee is online?
watch yourself o

I'm fyn, tot they banned you again!
I was going to fight them for yousee how nice I am? ^{more like ask them to permanently ban your ISP}

ode
u know u wont be able to do without me
i know u r nice, that is why u dey dupe awon boyz over nairaland anyhow
u marry dis, marry dat one, i dont even know where we stand love, watz d deal?

@Mesmerize

why u come dey vex now?!
ok how u doing sweety?
did u miss me?!haha

uphena:
hey guys wats up?Men!just got back from the days wahala!am surprise i did not get much response from u guys na wa o!and some of my folks are still at home praying and fasting!anyway God dey!Hey my kogi madam thanx for comin today at least your response made my day a fullfilled one,hope u get to tell this forum wats uo!and don't forget bring your friends too,this is just an independent job u get your pay yoursef.i will keeping posting till some out there get the filling.They will still be a training on friday by 9AM hope u guys will still come infact we train everyday!so?CALL ME:08030476199.or come with your c.vs on wednesday 9:am.call me if you're intrested or rather come to this address;INFINITE GRACE PLAZA plot 9 oyetubo street,off obafemi awolowo way,ikeja.Its a big brown house 2nd floor.ask of me or Mr hassan.

how u go get responses when you are a phoney bastard?!

you dey craze u stupid scammer

mr hassan ko, mr fraudster ni!

u dey craze thief