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Mesmerize:
which kain ashewo are you sef?
You tell me to leave then stay!
hisss. . it's over!

haha
i no be ashewo
i be acuna cunnnaaa
come back home jor

onyinye2:
not to me he doesnt. but as i said he needs to speak igbo so i can verify this conclusion.

are we still shooting hoops?
u remember our convo!
na me wey re-incarnate ooo becoz of ban!!!

ibkaye:
lol am also stronger on my yoruba side
e mi? safest person? awww, that's sweeet of di person
anyway sha, hope all is well oremii

cool
yeah we fine, thanks for the love
speak soon

ibkaye:
sannu caruso, ina fata kana lafiya, hehe don't speak it well sha, so you reppin yoruba and hausa too?

lafia
i dey rep yoruba but i dey half rep hausa, so i too weak for dat side,
i hear say una be the safest person for NL
i had to pay homage

tope2000:
leave doyin abeg

tell her ooo

Mesmerize:
when did u start lying to yourself?
hahha

@tope
no!!
he was mines first

m still urs now
but now the way wey u just dey run comot for house me no like
stay my palace and i promise we go live happily ever after

yomi121:
Hey watz up and how are u doing cutie , would love to meet u and chat with u, send me your chat details thanks

who be dis?
u dey craze?
why u dey intrude on our privacies or them swear for u?
oya carry ur pkoff pkoff, we no buy!!

ibkaye:
Yoruba ati Hausa for life o

yes oo
yayade aunty?

Mesmerize:
The monkey knows himself. . it's a laugh jare.
Maybe I'll let you in on the jist

But then hmmm. .
CARUSO will find himself squashed and beaten to the ground if he mis-yarn and Tope wnt be able to safe her husband

Tope no need save me
CARUSO is ruthless and indestructible,fight with brass knuckles,beat anyone down!

Mesmerize:
what secret?
oya tell jare. .

Dnt you ever threaten me like that

There's ths other slowpoke that's been telling me that, I dnt take lightly to threats,darling

nah i no wan wash ur dirty linen for public

and who be d slowpoke wey u dey tell u dat one?

u know tell them say caruso full ground-anyone wey mis-yarn, we hack em off!!!

StephenP:
Lies. Igbo is the shiznit. Ask Jenny.

i hear u

Mesmerize:
which level?
wetin the monkey get that I want?

na me u dey call monkey?
u wey be baboon nkan?

abi u wan make i tell nairalanders ur secret?

me i go burst ur bubble ooo

StephenP:
Dang, it's days like this that I wish I understood Yoruba.

u dey miss ooo stephen

yoruba na d real deal!!

tope2000:
u havent hear the latest gist, ha u miss o.
we are now 5 n 6 ooo

correct

kori kosun!1

Mesmerize:
Doyin and tope, why una keep following each other na? Is there sth that my amebo sef should know?

na u know oo

me and tope be paddy now

for now, believe the above or wait until further announcement!!

tope2000:
man!!! behave ya self and mesme alone oo

ok ooo

i go behave myself

i give u a few minutes, mesme wld be all over me like body shop lotion!!!!

Mesmerize:
tope, come and get your man before I crush him

crush mi ke?

emi na, mesmerity?

omode ni ee, o kere si numba mi!

ma fi ata suya da wahala le ni nairaland, mo n warn eee ooo!!

Mesmerize:
Thanks for yest.

but still awwwwwwww. . .

itz aight sweets
u feel good today cry-baby?

dump her sorry ass and patronise prostitutes, those ones no wan long tin!

Mesmerize:
awwwwww. . .

WTF?

tope2000:
HA HA!!! Changed indeed

changed dude ooo seriously!

pipmaster:
Ther is this girl I asked out last year. She said NO!. I decided to just live my life. But deep within I know I still love er.
Sometime this year, a friend told me e head d reason she said NO. Sometin not to reasonnable.

Although we live in d same area and see almost day. I decided to just live on, without betraying my emotions 4 er.
Of recent, she said she needed my assistance. She wanted me to take er on some Computer lessons. Bringing us close 4 like 2hrs daily.

Friends are saying that I should talk to er.

But do You think I should capitalize on this? Please help me- I am still IN LOVE WITH HER.

take her on the computer lessons

show her a few pornographic sites, maybe that one go kickstart her rusty battery

from there, u go fit hammer am proper!!!!

bgees:
Fabregas is a candidate for d PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT.

A good candidate indeed but then not gona get my vote!(even though m a gunner )

Russia's spirit was broken immediately the first goal went in and they felt defeated straight after!!

big deal?!!!

@Poster

You still dey find? CRAZE MAN!!!

tope2000:
@ caruso
no vex about yesterday, the connection thing just chked out itself.

nah no worries babes
itz cool
managed to sort it out yet?!
x

nah i aint gona get mad!

Jackal:
@ StephenP,

Women take this as a serious offence.
Many of these women are bored and very idle. . . . When i tell ma female pals i ma call em back in 5 mins and i don't call. . . .It's WAR.
They actually note the time i made such promises and the the time i actually made the call as if it's the biggest crime in the world.
As for me, who cares . . . . . Not calling me means more time to be by maself n make ma own moves.

true yarn jackal

Godalone:
Seun,it will be healthy for all of us if you can delete this thread before it generates problems here,the poster was sick as at the time he errroneously made this thread.

I co-sign that!
Delete the thread and banish him to the Okija evil forest!!!

Mesmerize:
CARUSO, hon, where are you. . I need a good laugh this morn

@poster
^*sigh*

watz happening darling?

the kain rain wey dey fire us for this JAND sef, e be like say na curse!!!

wether u like carry OBJ umbrella or wair raincoat/rainboot, u go still dey drip water like siever!

Touareg V8:
Welcome to the party Caruso - where are you located and what do you do for a living?

thank you oo my people

me i be veteran here but awon NL owners don take ban kill me tire!

so i just re-incarnate

i dey London sha and i dey manage for one engineering consulting firm here o

U be Volswagen fan? dis one wey u dey show us TOUREG SYMPTOMS!