₦airaland Forum

Mesmerize:
Caruso!
where are you na? or have they banned you again?

u dis ashawo girl? u r still all over the place like rashes on a leper?!

anyway i just had a massive plate of dinner and m sweating like betty!

watta gwan?

favcom:
Kanu is totally right!!!!!!!!
WTF is the govt's intention?

the tattered state of nigeria nowadays doesnt allow frivolities and such reckless extravagance

we need money to be spent and well spent not stupidly thrown away just becoz RIO FUCKDINAND is big!

must we get a big name footaller to launch the event? NAH!!!

galatico:
Am in support of Kanu, he is right cause the money used to invite Ferdinand should have been used for something esle to better the life of the citizen of Lagos State not on such frivoulous expenses.

I think it is a massive waste of money

What is the fucking point of spending that much money on someone that earns a massive wager?

Just beco.z the Gov. of Lagos loves sports doesnt mean he can justify spending taxpayers money recklessly

Real Ferdinand rich now, why he no buy im own ticket and pay for im own hotel?

What i don't get is the fucking point of inviting him down?!

NIGERIAN LEADERS WOULD NEVER LEARN, stupid Englebert Humperdinks!!!

@poster

u may be the un-luckiest fool on earth!
just accept your faith and move on!!

woman dump u twice in a year? haba!

spikedcylinder:
Caruso, have you even tried this your yeye tablet that doesnt work?? The same one that got beaticious whacked in the face??

our tablets no dey fail

do u want some?

it is free,

dis was bang on fun while it lasted

ok we have ceased production so would u get off my back love?!

I would gladly trash the Nigerian passport!

izeek:
caruso,
gbashegorabimaloryue pmmv
jfbfcief kng
omi ti ko fe gbomo,
ori ina loma ti ho,
i command u caruso,
stop all sales because u have gone bankrupt
be ni emi ni mo so.

caruso is still cashing in dawg

make i rush u samples?

our bank, barclays don approve 5billion pounds to keep us operating and we have supplied a trailer load for thier staff members

money dey, and we give it out for free

make i supply ur work?

NubianQ:
Just remembered more

I Bought an EX 12 Designer perfumes/ Shoes on a trip to the US and spent alot of Money shopping for him and when he left London, he left with 2 boxes full of clothes for himself and presents for his relatives

I bought him Mobile phones and Credit

I always made sure i got him all the Arsenal things like Jerseys, Mugs, Arm bands, T shirts anything Arsenal to make him happy!

When he dumped me i was begging so much that i told him to keep me as a Woman even if he gets someones else. i cried and cried and didnt work for months. Lost Jobs, my life was a standstill

Somethings i can't even open my mouth to talk about!

I was a fool sha! more to come And i wonder why i don't like men!

chai aunty una suffer reach this?!

e no go better for love sef!!!

spikedcylinder:
come o. caruso wetin now?
Izeek, this is getting bloody, i say an eye for an eye!!!!

wetin dey now
i dey sell market aunty free of charge now
u go buy?make i rush u samples?

promo of the hour

buy 2satchets and get a love victim!!

smooooooth:
please give me the website got one babe here maybe i shld try it, always fancied shagging in the office,

www.ogun-ife.com (the place where love flows

u wont be dissapointed!

it is free, no hassles and scam-proof!

the best in the market

anyone u touch, call, or text-go follow u wherever u go (but our own no dey turn love victims to mumu ooo)

our rival, Mr izeek has flooded the market with imitations

be warned

jennykadry:
why do i need a love portion to get any man?its for weak people that don't know how to use their brains to get a man.

Aunty JK how far now

can i take your order please?

www.ogun-ife.com is the best, the place where love flows

smooooooth:
caruso, copy cat, why can't u just go and open your own thread or better still have your own product, allow izeek and co, sell their love potion. and besides u never hear about copyrigth law.you must be a fake

izeek and co. thanx, your products really work, that sample i treid 6 months ago is working, my babe just dey love like mumu, hey sorry go tto go she is calling my phone, she does that every 5 secs,

www.ogun-ife.com is the best

12years in the market and it is free for all

this one wont turn ur love interest into a mumu, it would give u free access to the river of love

order your own today to avoid dissapointment

seun sef don order truck load!!

beauteous:
oya bring 'em

where do u want it to be delivered to

NLanders, congratulate Miss Beateous, she is the first person to place an order with our company

and for this we would be rewarding her wit a "date with any man she always wished was her boyfriend"

next please?

selling like hotcakes @www.ogun-ife.com

order your own today and don't be dissapointed!

ifyalways:
can i try it out on my monkeys ?

u fit for in love with your monkey ooo

our company no wan go court in case anytin drastic happens between u and ur monkey!

izeek:
well we just had a board meeting ,
we will offer 4 for everyone u buy?
and better still if u are this satisfied we will bully the victim into loving u by force .

my guy na lie board meeting no dey last 5minutes

work with my company and we would give u a payrise

www.ogun-ife.com is the best

free, scam-proof and gauranteed results!!

beauteous:
hhaha-i can see two companies re in contest.oya first to deliver

free delivery

can i rush u free samples?

galatico:
Are you guys trying to scam people on Nairaland or what? cause it's baseless for you guys to be selling love portion tablets it's ridiculous.

What will it profit a man or woman to use a love portion for someone her or she loves and make him or her fall in love with you for sometime and loose his soul

Damn it it's a crime to use love portion tablets, if you are not confident enough I don't know what else to say,

oga buy your own or shut up!

we would pay u for trying it

make ur dream come true and knack that gurl u have been fantasizing about!!

www.ogun-ife.com (the place where love flows,

izeek:
u have to pay by e-cash,
sorry e-platinum,
abi nah e-bronze which do u have?

i can beat that

my own company gives it away for free

and to put the iceing on the cake, we even pay you for trying it out!

grab your satchet today!

www.ogun-ife.com

frenchman:
May Nigeria never see the likes of IBB in power AGAIN!!!
Somebody say AMEN!!!

Amen

and may he rot in hell fire!!

Trekked from Sapele to Lagos, from Lagos to Cotonou, i was ferried to Sudan, and trekked to Libya

From Libya i swam into Morrocco, from Morroco, i got taken to Spain on a small fishing boat, climbed over the barb wired fence into SPAIN

and from Spain i got hidden in a lorry full of tomatoes bound for London!


ANYTHING FOR MY LOVE OF ENGLAND!!

ibori!

Naomi Campbell Drama Queen!!

A virgin dude would try to stick the dic.k in the arse instead of the jackpot!

A virgin dude would freeze if u give him a packet of condom to wear!!

I am ever so proud to be a muslim too!!

Email scammers and fraudsters are so not new thing that i dont even bother

It finds the way into my inbox on a daily basis and i redirect it straight to where it belongs: TRASH OR SPAM IT D SHIT!

No long thing