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binger: Caseless,u don begin misbehave oh!

binger, noooooo...dont binge eating on me mehn...! I no fit hurt u, but lalaosky meeeeehn.....i dey come...

[quote author=Maria-G]talking about men, they dont drag women.[/quote]we raise them and , possibly back them....ask caracta, she can tell u more about these. I do back her at times, my wife no strong like that. I fit do six mnths, i nor go see poundy chop....cos she nor fit pound yam.

Vanneni: say it, you love who? *points an ak47 to his head*

caracta can now see why i succumbed yearsterday. It wasn't my fault.......sucre!

ItsModella: no o, but you fit vote my guy lalaosky for the Mr NL competition

lalaosky na my candidate, i go sure vote am.

[quote author=gree-die]dis had better be worth it..... i was campaigning for lalaosky b4u summoned!!

wat is it [/quote]ok, sori! Lets go back to the polling station....

Caracta: you sweet

ayam oooo....ayam!

ItsModella: Bros, na play na.

hahahahaha......madam , no worry! U de contest anything again? I wan vote u again.

[quote author=Maria-G]men are talking, indeed! Mstcheeeew![/quote]come hia! *drags her*

xynerise: oya come eat boli.

*throws it at him*

ayobase: ''why do fools fall in love''....have u watched the movie?

Just asking!

i think i've seen something like "the fools fall in easily"....salma hayek, cant rember the cast.

Ehen, the wise ones walk into love, we dont fall into it. Dey careful!

[quote author=gree-die][/quote]comeback here!

xynerise: Have u finished your corn flakes?

waaat! What kind of daddy are u? Find something that wl take her from 6 to 6....(swallow).

*spoon-feeds her*

Caracter, i feel discredited...i'm not cheating, i love u!

Caracta: one of my...? Awww, cheaty darling. Aint you sweet?

i mean u, i saw him coming close to u the other time. Make ayobase no jst try me, i no de play with my wife. Does he knw wat it took me to wrestle frm acidosis? Ok

Caracta: xynerise or xynerice?

pick the one with 'rice'. Can u remember uncle best(or wetin b d name sef) rice those days. Ehen, connect xynerice to that pls.

xynerise: *catches his leg and pulverizes it*

*catches his head and pellitizes it*








U gat me lolling......

ayobase: What happened.....

@giving him my shoulderS@

i saw u coming close to one of my extraconnects....dont!

Lordave: Joke of the century... I rather bank with Wema bank.





I'm not interested in who rules, I'm only interested in how good the ruler is and how happy the governed are.

hahahaha...ur first line gat me laffin and the second one gat me thinking u are not a bigot. If buhari is fanatical like u said, dont u think he's not goin to be the only one that wil rule? Atleast, we hav NASS to keep such things in check...this is not military era, so he cant do as he wants.

lacasa: Zero Tolerance for CORRUPTION, = BUHARI

may u live long! We dont need any leader who wld negotiate with corrupt officers in his govt....like gej is doing with subsidy cabal. Infact, some of them are given national awards....can u imagine?

xynerise: *wakes up from dream* phew! Thank God o

*kicks him back to sleep*

[quote author=Maria-G]My God, Caseless, moderate your suggy joor.[/quote]*oya, grabs la casera and kilishi*

Lordave: This time on the side of Buhari the fanatic.


lacasa

caseless

etc

lord dave, wont u rather bank with Buhari? I knw u need him...

[quote author=Maria-G]like you can do anything if I dared[/quote]u are playing with fire! No jst try my wife....

Caracta: Vanneni is now in the present. Caseless is still in the past.

decypher this pls. Hot-tottie, what is this? *drags her *

Caracta: Don't transfer aggression on me o...lol

she dare not do that. *shields her*

Vanneni: you always say your eyes are meant for me but you go right on looking at anything that's female. Even animals.

so u dumped me after shattering my r/ship? Ayobase, comot for here.

ayobase: Someone is indeed fooling someone.

But don't know the one that is fooling the other one!

watch ur tongue! Sombody is loving someone . And u knw the one that is loving the other one.

xynerise: *throws his uniform at him*

*sends other young officers after him to shoot him*

ayobase: @peeping@

*closes door*

Caracta: @caseless, are you vanneni's roommate?

which room is dat, the room u and i shld occupy?

Caracta: Caseless darling, can you stop typing my name every 5 seconds? I know you cheat on me every 10 seconds. You are such a nice gentleman.
Thanks in advance

o boi, see cypher! Sucre, dont believe whatevr they say, dem de vex , they wan make we breakup. U are my number one! In less than a second, if i dont call ur name, it wil be like i'm preventing oxygen from coming into my system....u knw what that means...


Caracta is emerald and precious!

binger: Imagine a mad woman calling a sane man, mad

this is e-tsunami! My woman? Lawdamessi....*off my shirt to fight*