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190: Anyway imma chat with u buddies later
My wife flytefalls (better woman ) nids me

smh.....ar u sure she's the only one u have as a wife?

Vanneni: Hi roomies

*drags her to corner*

190: Hahahaha
Hooohooohooo

Falls from Palm tree

Never ever heard of dat name all my life
Is it a verb, pronoun, place, animal or action word

na adverb she be oooo.....u knw what adverb does to adjective etc nau. Thank God, i jst mentioned my jingle-pringle(caracta) to u. She's hot! *lick lips*

xynerise: *throws phone inside water* I say I don retire

*sacks him for negligence*

binger: And you are still doing it..

thank u....thank u.....thank u....thank u.....

190: Who's caracta

the most outstanding and homely woman on nairaland.

binger: Caseless, gud mawnin dude...why are u resurrecting dead issues??

whaaaaaaaaat! Binger , i jst saw this, what do u mean? I must push acidosis off the way on this.

190: Huh

Kiss whose wife - don't u have a battle b4 u 2 fight anymore
My wife ent got look @ u twice - she's got game and class and we've come a long way

abegiiiii! Can she stand my caracta in terms of everything?

binger: Before there was any veteran,you existed..do your thing mehn.Ur head dey there

u get mouth! U too dey lane die!

190: Ure d only nija gurl I know after gree-die
With Good and sound moral up bringing

I'l let u be in charge of ribbons,ballons and other accessories

*falls from ferry*

ayobase: LMAO!

dey kiaful

ayobase: Sexkillz no fit!

He is just a staff sergeant!

sexkillz? Na vigillantee we relegate am to now.

190: Caseless on my wedding day
U'l be in charge of canopy

thank u for this wonderful oppotunity. I wl make sure the canopy/tent is pitched in the sense that it wil collapse on ur head, so that when u are no more i'l take ur wife. *kisses his wife*

190: Skydeep na DPO

she dey roadblock.

190: **chewing pop corn**

*wrestles popcorn from him*

190: Xynerise is d police

*phones corporal xynerise*

binger: Your head dey there!

u dey lane! We can make it look like tweeter right here. I'm sure the so called nairaland veterans dont knw how that works.

ayobase: Una be parrots?

Una too dey talk....pls, slow down biko!

officer, arrest this guy.

ItsModella: Is caseless the new vanneni? going through all the pages and replying to comments?

so....after giving u my vote in the last election, this is how u intend to thank me, abi? *wele her*

NB:i dont go thru pages to reply coments, i search my 'mentions' and see where this sumtious id was mentioned.

Gud afternoon!

Vanneni: No she was actually warning me to back off

dont succumb to pressure...she can understand the trinity(it can also take 3 to tamgle).

[quote author=acidosis™]. caseless is your man.. your one and only[/quote]and caracta is my woman...my one and only.

Vanneni: No he's a multiple timer but then I don't need him.

this is like takin me to antarctic without jacket.

[quote author=acidosis™]well...dear, shes angry with me (we had a little misunderstanding and yes, its my fault) so all her claims and actions towards you & caseless aint real (ask her).[/quote]oh my joker-poker! U are runing at a loss....go get anoda woman and leave caracta alone...na by force?

Vanneni: real or not. She's free to keep you both. You're both the same.. Let me go and get me a real man

*slams head on the wall*

Caracta dont mind vanneni....

[quote author=190-the-clown]
Actually mosquito,brownjay, lalosky, poweredotcom and born2phuck are dudes i think are actually at smack some bums!
sexkillz ent got notin on me - dude is phuckin low and a lunatic could as well pass as a 1 minute man
acidiosis ent got nuffin on me, caseless ent got nuffin on me
even mynd is phuckin slow

ok y'heard of sometin called SMACKING!!
i know its relatively new to y'Nigerians [/quote]whaaaaaaaaat! Wey u?

[quote author=fukcwitme ]If anyone sees AlterEgo tell him I'm mad at him! [/quote]and i'l giv this msg in a subtle way.....maybe tell him u like him...then when u see him u can give the right expression by urself.

binger: I wish you luck in fixing it...buh you can tell me about it,i might be of immense help to her

Noooooooooo! Binger dont decamp, pls. The other day u were in my camp.....why the pdp members approach again? *cajoules him*

[quote author=acidosis™] nor mind caseless jor.. he didnt even win her heart... but he caused a big problem and I'm paying for it now.. The issue is a serious one o broda.[/quote]stay away! She's my wife and her daddy xynerise can testify to this.

binger: lol..i lie?btw,how your paroles with caseless on top woman?

i won and acidosis is the alsoran here...he lost

[quote author=pearl~hapi]now vis got me lmao[/quote]come back here! Whre have u been?

Vanneni: huh Caracter where are you,did you see this

caracta...don't see this pls

Vanneni: I was serious and still am.

correct!