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binger: M sorry pal.u knw i gat u back...read my last reply

thank u! I gave a reply with respect to that post. It did ignite me more......

Abeg, even acidosis should not be seen 500m close to caracta...help me enforce that.

[quote author=acidosis™]you just hug a tree, now you're about taking over the mouth of a woman.. smh[/quote]for weye? Na caracta dey my mind....bamboo tree is associated with fantasy lik u did mention

binger: Calm down dude. She's currently having lil issues with the career guy. U might win her over if u continue wooing her.u got game,no mind the other scallywag

this has again re-ignited me. But warn dat career guy. Tell him to steer clear

binger: i'm enjoying the boys fight a lost battle

binger, no come break my heart with this ur update abeg. See wahala abeg.


Ehen, wetin be dat guy name abeg? Na to send aalu mobs after the guy.

[quote author=acidosis™]Yes you're free to live with a bamboo tree that takes in Oxygen..

But pls leave my woman![/quote]hahahahahhhhhha....bamboo tree.....


Ur woman? Na dis one go make me hit my head on the wall. Stop it pls *frowns*

[quote author=Maria-G]goodnight sweeties...sweetdreams[/quote]corect! *splashes goodnight kisses*

Caracta: LMAO...liar!

dont worry! I cant be distracted, not even acidosis(ur outgoing husband) can do dat.

binger: lol...see as una dey fight tooth and nail for woman wey dey enjoy another man for Career section. Smh!

whaaaaaat! As in, u bn see her on ur to this place? Abeg weye b dat career section, i mean road to that place. *stops okada*ask him to take me to career section*


Carac-beauty-ta

[quote author=acidosis™]lol... I nor be ex o.. I'm on board. but you can fast sha..to reduce the pot-belly. what do you think?[/quote]no be only potbelly, na reservoir-belly.

If i hear say u dey any board.....u ar already sitting on the edge of ur sit.


I don tear acidosis along the perforation line.*watches caracta dump him*

[quote author=acidosis™]grab who?? check your hand again, you must have grabbed a bamboo tree out of fantacy..[/quote]hahaha...na this one wan kill me with laff. As the bamboo tree de breath in oxygen, i nor mind to live in that fantasy forever sef.

[quote author=Maria-G]lwkm...thank you my brother [/quote]u are welcome, sis!

That igbo wey u speak thick wel... As ogbunamiri of my area, it was difficult to tell what u meant. Nice one, keep it up.

bluntAF: sure thang

i'm happy....

dmcdad: E no pay like that na

u mean say wetin belong to bros belong to other broses? One man thing....

dmcdad: Same here... As always

correct! Nice to here that.

Binger, binge eating thing.....

[quote author=acidosis™]Back off! Caracta is engaged to acidosis. All these you're trying to offer won't change a thing.. Take note.[/quote]for this to work, i think i need to pray and fast extensively. *caracta, i'm on my knees, sori, on my back*


This ur 'ex' na hardnut to crack ooooo

[quote author=acidosis™]Stop wasting time man...[/quote]*slumps*

Caracta: #grabs another bowl of popcorn#

*grabs her, takes her to the viewing centre....as acidosis looks out for her*

[quote author=Maria-G]pls help me tell him...ka m nwurunu mmiri togbo iko, oginidi? oburugodi chinch..hia[/quote]acidosis, she say make i tell u this(me mah nor knw wetin she mean....hope say no be say na beat she wan beat u sha)

dmcdad: Always on the romance section too. Anywayz, what's up?

i'm cool. U?

dmcdad: I no wan 4lo u share o. Just only looking na im u wan deny me again? Smh

u nor knw say by jst looking , u go take 50% of the enjoyment! Na chop alone, live alone i dey...

bluntAF: O_o..lol #okbyeee

ok....do have a wonderful 9t!


Dream about me abeg.....

[quote author=Maria-G]I knew you would comment on this....for the love of God, stay away from me, I beg you.... i dont want anything to do with your person...am seriously begging you cus the next minutee, you will attach lousiness to my name...biko, aririo ka m yoro gi....hmm[/quote]*grabs swallow and egusi soup, watches as acidosis heed to this warning*

[quote author=acidosis™]Okay I'll name my price... jump into the middle of a turbulent ocean..[/quote]hmmmm.....is this a calculated step to take me out of sight? I'd not fall for this plan. *avoids oniru beach *


As far as i can see, CARACTA has come to stay.....and dat wl not change anytime soon....

[quote author=acidosis™]lol...all these grammatical compositions to take another man's lover...


I advice you look else where ...so you don't waste time...[/quote]someone said 'if a man takes ur wife, the best revenge u can give is to let him keep her'.

Name ur price, pls i want to pay u off. I'm becoming caractaristically caractarised by caracta(ur 'ex' or outgoing wife ).



*negotiates*

bluntAF: awww :*

*watches over her...my eyez on her*



Dmcdad, dont look!

dmcdad: I've been coming online... Infact, u are the one who seem kinda scarce..

i dey ooo...jst a lil bit confined to the romance section of late. Jst there looking for e-trouble and also making good friends.....

[quote author=acidosis™]who be this? do you need a satellite, gps or something? its obvious you've missed your route.. pls go back to your root and ask for directions. My angel caracta is a "touch not"..[/quote]rumour has it that u are e-married to anoda woman, so stay off my hot-tottie. Besides, i have all u have mentioned(satelite, gps, compass, map all join...) , and i'l give them to u so u can find ur way out her life(i knw say u don tay for there, but i wan dethrone u). Jst name ur price and i'll pay u off. And, if u say 'NO' to this offer, na to pray make pyguru and sexkillz collabo ban u till 2014.


I'm CARACTARISTICALLY CARACTARISED BY CARACTA.....stay off...

*oya, grabs swallow and oha-soup*

laykhorn: just tellin u lyk what sum1 said... If u got a price tag, u are cheap. U can be bought.

ehen....*grabs chicken and popcorn to watch how bluntaf reply this*

dmcdad: Me? That means u seldom log on to nairaland I guess...

hmmmmm.....
I think we did talk extensively on one topic , and since that last time na today u come surface.

Caracta: Acidosis is officially my e-darling. We go way back...

Lol...how are you sweetie? Did you enjoy your time in prison?

ehrmmm..em..i think he's e-married to another gal, and i heard he divorced one last time(na rumour ooo).... d guy na serial divorce giver(no mind my choice of words).... I'm here to upstage.....



Sucre, i'm good and more straightened because of ur presence.


The e-penetatiary or correctional centre is not where to be, especially, when it is without u. I'm happy to be out and free(i swear, i nor go do am again). The e-prison na rough place to be cos all those razz and village gals mah dey dere dey serve 20yrs jail term.

dmcdad: **Takes a sit, to know what next**

*closes door to shield him away from my show*




Oboy, e don tay small wey i see u, how far or how u dey?