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iyatrustee: i have stretch marks !

na wetin dey turn d guy on b dat. Xynerise, see stretch marks nyanfu-nyanfu....u can have it all to urself, i heard u like it.

ikekings: Nna eh the babe just dey cry sice becos of two days ban....

hahahaha...e nor easy nau. I de guzzle ban like pure water....

Vanneni: *gazzing @ him intently*

*gazes back at her*kallonta nakeyi*






Hope sucre-caracta is not here.....

Vanneni: If he doesn't ban no one would notice his presence as the mode I think he does it to get attention. But sha there are some sturbborn derailers that he needs to deal with not the likes of us na..

spot-on!

Vanneni: O yeah.. me ma don notice you

correct!

Vanneni: Was your ban up to a day? He gave both of us 2 days for doing nothing. We didn't derail as much as the rest of you but we got the longest ban because the rest of you have been active in the romance section for more than a day

my ban was like 12hrs , but i tot it was a one day ban that i refused to visit the romance section thruout yrsterday, i did come in the 9t. Wat i did was less of a derailing cos even when he gave the reason he banned me, i stil cud understand why he did that. That guy funny no b small....

Vanneni: who is he trying to discipline, me I don't think so.

i taya oooo.....

Vanneni: He has been trying since for me to notice that he exists and he finally succeeded. Now I know there's a program named sexkillz. As for you, I've noticed you also

after all his effort to get ur attention, it now appear that all work done equals to zero. One attention no give am, abeg. I notice u....

Caracta: Arrrrrrrghhhhh.
Like seriously?

No! Dont take it literally, i did that jst to hurt that ban-loving sexkillz.

Caracta: LMAOoooo.
Goodmorning y'all

haa! Sucre-heart, goodmornin! *sings brymo's 'goodmorning'*here is ur tea , oya drink u...drink up, u nor need make-up, dem de vex , they wan make we breakup'*

xynerise: Ehem my daughter. Whats up?

caracta get husband for this forum, she get parent for NL....hope dis is not a calculated step to lure her away from me. Guy dey careful , pls....which daughter?

lalaosky: lwkmd.....chei...oyibo

no mind acidosis, he jst out to take my wife and he's been everywhere looking for other e-wives....i guess that was the reason caracta dumped him for me.


Jst helep me warn am abeg.....

Vanneni: Don't mind him,he has gotten my attention.

u have jst invited another jail term in the BAN-PRISON.


GIve me attention, dont give that ban-loving sexkillz.

Pearl-hapi! *pours sand to knw if it is her spirit*

2sexy: As if others where not derailing. did you ban them? No!
Abegi... long hisssss

oboi, u get liver ooooo.....hahaha.. na everybody dem ban dat day, i guess. Me mah hear am....

Vanneni: You were the one who sent me away and you're the first to welcome me back. Mstcheew.

talking of beating the child with the right hand and drawing him back with the left.

binger: lol...don't mind her.she just fled from thread.

don't worry , jst put ur searchlight on and posh9ky might jst be there responding to u and jst only u....*grabs sachet water , watches binger to win her*

Posh9ky.......where art dou? Na binger go connect this one for now

binger: She doesn't reply posts. In the mood? She's never in the mood. Perhaps,she's still studying the way things go here.

that's quite puzzling. Like, she's been around and doesn't make comment? Strange....

Caracta: caseless, be careful. Don't lemme break your head o

no, sucre , dont do that in public cos my opponents are watching......

If it were in indian movies, breaking my head wld be a great sign of love..... But u can stil break my head as long as it will send the right signal to acidosis that we ar in in love.........


*keeps head for bottle to land on*

binger: The babe has been stalking virtually every thread without a single reply...she spoke once after much cajoling by me.since then,nada!! i just wanna get her to say something

is she that quiet ? I think she does make contribution sometimes. Maybe she's not in the mood.....

Caracta: Ok. You guys should just kiss and make up. That's the way you can win my heart.

Caseless- you know you are a darling, right?

Acidosis- remember the old times. My wonderful guy...

yessssssssssssssss!




Acidosis, look back and remember the old times, reminisce and that may jst heal the wound.


This post from nairaland number one has sealed everything(i worn)

[quote author=acidosis™]You enjoyed the show, right? good but I don't.[/quote]see beef. Dont think that she pluralised guy as 'guys' does not mean she was refering to 'us'. Na typographical error....na me only she dey talk to

Caracta: Awwwwwww. You guys are soooo sweeeeet. Thanks for the e-love

hahahaha....don't mention. We can always take it highier and foster the love....maybe keep it more stronger....

binger: Don't mind that chatterbox,it takes more than that to get on my superficial nerves.

great!

[quote author=acidosis™]This is a joke right?[/quote]joke ke? U're talking to another man's wife at this hour of the nyt..this is terrible!

[quote author=acidosis™]i
well ...well, am not in competition with anyone... keep dreaming and keep hoping for the impossible..while I enjoy my love life.[/quote]u've gat a stiff opposition(me)... U re in competition....jst consider urself an alsoran(u've lost her)

Caracta: Ok guys...show is over. Lets go to bed

sucre, i'm on the bed already.


Acidosis, stay away!

binger: posh9ky,itwouldn't hurt if we chat...c'mon dear,break loose already!

posh9ky, see opportunity at ur doorstep....

Caracta: Like seriously?

Mariiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa?

no, i can explain, sucre. Maria was here, dou she's gone. Sori, it was a slip of lips.


This is the handywork of acidosis...he and maria conspired agains me.

[quote author=acidosis™]Don't you know the difference btw a bamboo tree and a woman?[/quote]one is soft and succulent , while the other is not. One can assume the 'soft morph' only when u are fantasising....fantasy thing...

[quote author=acidosis™]I'll advise you substitute the "e" in your name with "o". B I N G O[/quote]this corruption of name and deformation of character , i'm sure will further push binger towards my camp.

Binger, take note of this insult abeg.