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Vanneni: Gibberish! I was gona dump you earlier on but you begged and now you're telling me this? Nansense

dont dump me.....i can make caracta listen to reasons.

Vanneni: what? I came out of prison to explore the world and somehow your foolish male instincts got you attracted to me when you already have a lovely wife. I asked you to stay with her coz I don't even need you but [/b]you chose to keep us both[b]. Now you you've gotten your wife jealous and she's leaving you. You're now wishing I was still in prison I'm coming to blow your brains out to put an end to this. Caracter I'm sorry.

i love........hmmmmm.....

Vanneni: caseless why are you doing this now Make up your mind on what you want.

dual love.....i love her more, anyway.

Caracta: Like seriously?

she must be joking.....

Vanneni: . Jealous baby

u caused it. Pls help me tell that i love her. And do tell ursef something like that(from caseless)

Vanneni: caseless why are you doing this now Make up your mind on what you want.

oya, vanneni, zo kiwuce gida...kinji? Zamu hadu anjima.....

Vanneni: No, I'd rather have you all to myself.

be modest, pls. U shld love ur sister as u luv urself.

Caracta: That's it! I'm out of here.

#hits the table#

NO, don't go! Now u gonna make me cry.......pls dont!


*Lays siege to romance section*

Caracta: Of course, you shot yourself in the leg. You are lucky i can't write it well, but i understand it. Keep it up with her. Rubbish...

God, wetin make vanneni ban expire dis morning, i nor knw. Now i'm paying for it..


Sucre-heart, dont let acidosis hear this,pls.



Vanneni, u don burn my cable!


*begs caracta, holds her legs while on my knees*

Vanneni: did u survive the fall?

it is good to knw that caracta was there, so it took the wind little force to land me on her head. I survived it...

Vanneni: oya u have failed. I don't need you.

com'on...u knw it takes two to tangle, in this case, it might jst take 3 to tangle. *brings her closer*

Caracta: Shiga hankaliki fa (i hope i spelt it correctly)

my jingle pringle, tell me i jst shot myself on the leg with some hausa lines i gave out to vanneni.


Sucre, i'm sorry for being like daddy xynerise! I think u saw him cheating on mummy with his request for some powdered breas't milk. I thot i was doin what was right. I must have taken after daddy.

Vanneni: u bera faze Caracter o.

caracter knows i'm caractaristically caracterised by her....she understand d game i'm playing.

I'm not a playa like 190-the-clown, u knw.

Caracta: caseless, stop looking at me. Daddy is here...

#shy#

com'on daddy cant be here all day...after all, i saw him goin after some powdered milk breas't the other time. Daddy xynerise, are u not goin to office today?
*frowns*

xynerise: shut up and read your books. Antelope

hahahahahahahaha....*falls from ferry*

Caracta: caseless and vanneni, stop the hausa collabo. Try another language i do not understand.

Hmmmmm, caseless. You wan get case today ba? Issokay

The godess of nairaland.

My hot-tottie.

The Embodiment of fun.

the brave in caracta(she proved that by dumping her long time man, acidosis, for me)

the S.I unit of beauty(those in science knws wat i mean by S.i unit).

I'm on my back begging.....pls.....i nor wan any case today. *grabs her..oh, sorry! Daddy xynerise is here*

Vanneni: begin to state your assets, I'm listening

one of my most cherished assets, is caracta. Other assets will follow as time progresses.....

Vanneni: oya kaje wurinta mana

matana ce(caracta), amma, kema kinyi mun. *looks at caracta*

Vanneni: *feels his forehead and neck* r u alright

whaaat! Xynerise, stick to ur stretch marks-ridden gals and stop followin my extraconnect.




Caracta is my number one!

Vanneni: I don't like money

see love/ zer billing.....




Caracta on my mind!

Vanneni: really?

ehen nau. D guy fit fhuck me up anytime...so i need that

Vanneni: I no like money, I jes like the good things of life.

meet the custodian of good things.....me

Vanneni: a'a, bein iyeyi hausa ba

haba! Wannan fa, turanci ne?

Caracta: Everbody is now your jingle-pringle ehn? Smh

no that was meant for u....i guess there was a diversion along the way due to bad signals or network.


That line is cosmopolitant and it is for u. *hugs her*

xynerise: *faints*

*pumps oxygen into his nose to revive him*

ikekings: My main id “ikekings”.. My second id “ikekings1”...

correct! Guy dey lane!

2sexy: *ouch it hurts* Madam take it is easy I know say you like money pass cecilia Ibru

and i get money pass cecillia ibru....so dont worry , i can take care of her....




*phones sanusi lamido to confirm wat i have in my acct with CBN*

xynerise: what! U need to see her black stretch marks. So disgusting

my jingle-pringle...black stretch marks?! Jst enjoy dem without lookin at dem since u said they're disgusting. *xnerise kisses black stretch marks*

ikekings: Lol... The day before yesterday... My 1st id was banned... I logged in with the second id before the next 2hrs the 2nd id got banned too... No be small tin ooo... ...

hahahaha.....de tin taya me sef. The longest ban i had was 4 or 5-days , i think. Mehn, i think say na from de whole nairaland dem ban me, not knowing the ban was restricted to jst r-section.



Ehen, oga mi, how u take de operate similar and dual moniker?

Vanneni: mei kache?

kin iya hausa ne?

Vanneni: . I'm still watching you o

lawdamessi!



Caracta....pls....u ma number one. I'm jst trying to wrestle something from sexkill.

Caracta: . Methinks mummy has more money than you.

caracta, take me to mummy!