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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]What do you sell? Drop-Down-Pick-Up big madam bras? [/quote]hahahahaha...*falls frm ferry around flood areas*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]na newbie. . . Na dia way.
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U sef no be 2011 u join? Wat a mod.....

2sexy: chei see this Sus scrofa domestica with smelling toto. * spits on her toto*

kai, dis guy de fall my hand....jst forget this thing abeg. U ar wasting ur time....

2sexy: hooks law of elasticit

this law states that extension of wire or any elastic material is directly proportional to the force acting on it. And many materials may obey this as long as it does not exceed the elastic limits of the material.



Don't jst waste ur energy on them, focus on the fun involved.

190:

de thing taya me sef.

De pple wey i hate must say something, i knw. So, it is better their guangue are left un-hidden. I ready to make or mar for here....

[quote author=Mynd_44]The next time you think of running you fingers, think again.

https://www.nairaland.com/989663/burning-cold.

Satisfied?

I wonder how people just believe they know people from NL[/quote]guy, i followed this particular thread that day....it was right on the frontpage. Infact, if u scroll down a little u can see where some people were doubting the authenticity of this write-up due to the fact that they knw u not to be the type that write much.

In as much as i dont want doubt u put this together, i stil have the belief that u have done this here and only on this thread. And if there is anywhere u've done something this long then, refer me there.

I cant say i knw u based on the e-personality u cut for urself, but that can be used to assess u to some extent...that was exactly what i did.....no attack intended bro.

Rooneyboy: wetin ?

hmmmm......waiting for them....

CFCfan: If such a contest ever holds, Oga Seun fit ban ALL the contestants.
By the way, thanks for ur support.
#teamCFCfan.

i dey ur back.

*awaits*

190: True

Mynd u nid 2start suprising people

that guy go jst post two words as a sentence and feeling he had replie the topic. And i wil be like 'is that all u have to say?'

Funny guy....

I see that so many posts are hidden on this last page. Pls, if they related to me, open them....i promise u i will not revenge or derail. Anyway, wetin eye never see, person mind no go spoil.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Mrs Chima: Not nigerian but she decided to hang out with us here. She might seem more Nigerian than alot of people here but she has her ideas. She believes in female empowerment and will always drum it into the ears of the ladies that they have a choice. She is a great mother, a good wife and a nice person to meet.

Mrs Chima: Kicking mofo's arsè since 1981[/quote]this could jst pass as the longest post from this guy.

CFCfan: @abiL, fukcwitme and Idowuogbo: make una take am easy with the overly sexual comments.
#teamCFCfan.

i dey ur team on this.....

Richfella: When will Mr ANACONDA-Nairaland hold. I want to contest for that one .

how big is the koko? Com'on rudeboi, Are u big enough?

tellwsdom: Carry over tins

hahaha......na wetin spoil skool b dat.

I don't knw if i have any regular e-abode(section) on nairaland and it will be belittling to say i'm confined to one. But frm the few sections i've visited, i did notice some pple that i can't let their ID go for either the wrong/right reason. In romance section(not regular here) there is;

1. DE-EXPLORER.....the guy is jst not the attention seeking type, attention seeks him, and he gets that by jst doing his thing to keep his head above water.....then the attention wld come knocking.(if u like, make ur head big or make e xplode, i no care. Na so i see am).


2. 190....i noticed him during the wooing event/competition. I like the way him de chook women yarn(gals no vex o....na so i see am).


3. CARACTA....i don't jst know why, but i'm drawn to her kind of. She's cool anyway.

4. Sex-skills....i nor fit shout *grabs golfstick*

5. I have two gals on my hate-list right on this number....check my previous posts with respect to them(the gals) and findout who they are....i love hating them*frowns*


Romance thing.........i die!

First time i got banned, it was by sex-skill(over garri crusade).
Second time, stil by the usual suspect(sex-skills over garri activism).
Third time....na spambot pyguru(that spambot can ban u for breathin in oxygen....nothin him nor fit do)


Fourth time, still by sex'-skills....jst becos i did what everybody was doing(like 'sent from my V8 engine' as opposed sent from phones that was everywhere).

The funny thing about my first ban was that, i tried to post and the response was like 'u cant do that now', not knwing that i was banned(i thought it was the signal), so switched off my fone and restart it again....ignorance!

No ban requested by this post anyway......

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I got this one punk disturbing my phone. Like ewwwwwww.[/quote]he saw something in u...jst grant him access and u'l be free....u knw what i mean. Especially when there is 'idi' in ur ID, the buisness mogul shld be on his knees beggin. *runs out*

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Meaning:

Blokous dey control men head when im stand up.[/quote]hahaha.....u be man, how u take know say e dey control men head? Ok, Wetin de control women head?

Gialmine: yo'baby...u gat it rite!

are u sure?

luvmijeje: Caseless point of correctn,u all don't have these.
Fine,money is an important ingredient in a relationship but is nt all.

i've gat all. *invites her*

BIGVAJINA: i nominate BIGVAJINA

by vagin'a we stand......

Caracta: gracias

who did u nominate?

luvmijeje: Caseless ogini why u dey always stop me?
Well to answer d questn 4 u to date a Nigeria lady d guy has to be responsible,romantic,decent,respectful and faithful.

lawd, is that all it takes? Com'on...we all have these...

And u didn't mention money.....*lets her *

[quote author=Eko Atlantic#]Omo Igbo akpu choper has carried his erosion ridden village minded character to Lagos city. Fashola. No dulling, send him packing as refugee back to his cave.[/quote]i saw this coming. Pls, refer to the second post on this topic.....

[quote author=Stella_Bella]BLOKOUS RULES![/quote]stella nawa oooo...wetin b that?

[quote author=Emma.UG]1.b rich eg.dangote's son
2.have ur six pack n b sexy eg. david B.
3.strong eg james bond,
4.sex guru
5.most important god fearing eg. pope benedith d 16
lat but not in d list .u must be funny like combination of basket mout n i go die.[/quote]i wan die with laff at "godfearing like pope benedict", 'funny like i go die and basketmouth'....u don turn clown na.......

luvmijeje: *waka pass*

u must answer this question today *stops her*