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Arcayo:
It's because you applied online, paper application will say Ghana.

Arcayo:
It can be bro.....that is what online application will tell you if you track through VFS site

uvagho:
is it that most applications are processed in Ghana and some others in Nigeria ..cause I have never seen processing in Ghana on my tracking status ..Just processing in d visa office .

SLEEMYDRIZ:
happy Sunday everyone...
Pls I track my app today is still showing processing in Ghana... Pls how long will it take before it get to vfs office so I can pick it up nd reapply.... no much time... I want to apply for Sept Is it still possible?

Bleuocean:
anybody here who applied in march or early April and has not been called for medicals?

lawmerchant:
Dont rush in reapplying. Calm down, get your GCMS file to get full details of the reason for the refusal. Address those reason(s) before reapplying.
We can assist in processing your GCMS file. email lawmerchant3@gmail.com

SLEEMYDRIZ:
thanks bro... how do I request for my GCMS file?
but is it necessary... becos all đ box tick is abt financial problems... could they be any other issues beside that?

Skiiiwalker:
this is crazy!... like the long wait for the visa is not enough... best is for everybody to just have a plan b tho.

TheDreamChaser:
Sorry about your delay
Did you submit proof of funds for your sponsor? Academic credentials? What school where you admitted to and what course? What course are you studying? Explain the bolded too. To get a clearer picture of why you got denied, request for your GCMS file

timilehing:
If dem like make dem introduce 1k/second plan, I won't still recharge my sim. I use my sim for data cheat & it'll continue like that till they refund all my airtime they illegally deducted

Emenahagos02:
Well all am trying to say is dat "you can never see a medicine man without jazz"

naijaleak:
HE OVER-STEPPED HIS POSITION WHEN HE INVADED THE HOR AND WITHDREW TAMBUWAL SECURITY DETAILS...HE DESERVES IT

jazzy4naija:
LETTER TO NIGERIAN PARENTS (Please read to the end)

Friends,

Let me add the benefit of my time as a student and then resident in
the UK - and I live in Lagos now. The first thing that I discovered
about UK-born, white, English undergraduates was that all of them did
holiday or weekend job to support themselves - including the children
of millionaires amongst them. It is the norm over there - regardless
how wealthy their parents are. And I soon discovered that virtually
all other foreign students did the same - the exception being those of
us status-conscious Nigerians.

I also watched Richard Branson (owner of Virgin Airline) speaking on
the Biography Channel and, to my amazement; he said that his young
children travel in the economy class -even when the parents (he and
his wife) are in upper class. Richard Branson is a billionaire in
Pound Sterling. A quick survey would show you that only children from
Nigeria fly business or upper class to commence their studies in the
UK . No other foreign students do this. There is no aircraft attached
to the office of the prime minister in the UK - he travels on BA. And
the same goes for the Royals. The Queen does not have an aircraft for
her exclusive use.

These practices simply become the culture which the next generation
carries forward. Have you seen the car that Kate Middleton the lass
married to Prince William drives? VW Golf or something close to it.
But there's one core difference in them and us (generally speaking).
They - the billionaires among them work for their money, we steal
ours!

If we want our children to bring about the desired change we have been
praying for on behalf of our dear country, then please, please let's
begin now and teach them to work hard so that they can stand alone and
most importantly be content, and not have to "steal". This seems to be
the norm these days.

"30 is the new 18", which seems to be the new age for testing out the
world in Nigeria now. That seems to be an unspoken but widely accepted
mindset among the last 2 generations of parents in Nigeria .

At age 18 years, a typical young adult in the UK leaves the clutches
of his/her parents for the University, chances are, that's the last
time those parents will ever play "landlord" to their son or daughter
except of course the occasional home visits during the academic year.

At 21 years and above or below, the now fully grown and independent
minded adult graduates from University, searches for employment, gets
a job and shares a flat with other young people on a journey into
becoming fully fledged adults.

I can hear the echo of parents saying, well, that is because the UK
economy is thriving, safe, well structured and jobs are everywhere? I
beg to differ and I ask that you kindly hear me out. I am UK trained
Recruitment Consultant and I have been practicing for the past 10
years in Nigeria . I have a broad range of experience from recruiting
graduates to executive director level of large corporations. In
addition, I talk from the point of view of someone with relatively
privileged upbringing.

Driven to school every day, had my clothes washed for me, was barred
from taking any part-time job during my A-levels so that I could
concentrate on studying for my exams?! BUT, I got the opportunity to
live apart from my parents from age 18 and the only time I came back
home to stay was for 3 months before I got married!

Am I saying that every parent should wash their hands off their
children at age 18? No, not at all, of course, I enjoyed the savings
that I made from living on and off at my parent's house in London -
indeed that is the primary reason for my being able to buy myself a 3
bedroom flat in London at age 25 with absolutely no direct financial
help from my parents!

For me, pocket money stopped at age 22, not that it was ever enough
for my lifestyle to compete with Paris Hilton's or Victoria Beckham's.
Meanwhile today, we have Nigerian children who have never worked for 5
minutes in their lives insisting on flying "only" first or business
class, carrying the latest Louis Vuitton ensemble, Victoria 's Secret
underwear and wearing Jimmy Choo's, fully paid for by their "loving"
parents.

I often get calls from anxious parents, my son graduated 2 years ago
and is still looking for a job, can you please assist! Oh really! So
where exactly this "child" is my usual question. Why are you the one
making this call dad/mum?

I am yet to get a satisfactory answer, but between you and me, chances
are that big boy is cruising around Lagos with a babe dressed to the
nines, in his dad's spanking new SUV with enough "pocket money" to put
your salary to shame. It is not at all strange to have a 28 year old
who has NEVER worked for a day in his or her life in Nigeria but
"earns" a six figure "salary" from parents for doing absolutely
nothing.
I see them in my office once in a while, 26 years old with absolutely
no skills to sell, apart from a shiny CV, written by his dad's
secretary in the office. Of course, he has a driver at his beck and
call and he is driven to the job interview. We have a fairly decent
conversation and we get to the inevitable question - so, what salary
are you looking to earn? Answer comes straight out - N250,000.00. I
ask if that is per month or per annum.

Of course it is per month. Oh, why do you think you should be earning
that much on your first job? Well, because my current pocket money is
N200,000.00 and I feel that an employer should be able to pay me more
than my parents. I try very hard to compose myself, over parenting is
in my opinion the greatest evil handicapping the Nigerian youth. It is
at the root of our national malaise.

We have a youth population of tens of millions of who are being
"breastfed and diapered" well into their 30s. Even though the examples
I have given above are from parents of considerable affluence, similar
patterns can be observed from Abeokuta to Adamawa! Wake up mum! Wake
up dad! You practically love your children to death! No wonder
corruption continues to thrive. We have a society of young people who
have been brought up to expect something for nothing, as if it were a
birth right.

I want to encourage you to send your young men and women (anyone over
20 can hardly be called a child!) out into the world, maybe even
consider reducing or stopping the pocket money to encourage them to
think, explore and strive. Let them know that it is possible for them
to succeed without your "help".

Take a moment to think back to your own time as a young man/woman,
what if someone had kept spoon feeding you, would you be where you are
today? No tree grows well under another tree, children that are not
exposed to challenges, don't cook well. That is why you see adults
complaining, "my parents didn't buy clothes for me this Christmas",
ask him/her how old are you? 30 years +. Because of the challenges we
faced in our youth, we are where and what we are today. This
syndrome-my children will not suffer what I suffered is destroying our
tomorrow.

Deliberately, reduce their allowance or mum-don't cook on Saturday
till late afternoon or evening-do as occasion deserve.

I learnt the children of a former Nigerian head of state with all the
stolen (billions) monies in their custody, still go about with
security escort as wrecks. They are on drugs, several times because of
the drug, they collapse in public places. The escort will quickly pack
them and off they go, what a life! No one wants to marry them. Anyone
who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who
keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your
mind young.- Henry Ford. Hard work does not kill; everything in
Nigeria is going down, including family settings. It is time to cook
our children, preparing them for tomorrow. We are approaching the
season in Nigeria where only the RUGGED, will survive. How will your
ward fare?

If the present generation of Nigerian pilots retires, will you fly ae
plane flown by a young Nigerian pilot, If trained in Nigeria ? People
now have first class, who cannot spell GRADUATE or read an article
without bomb blast! Which way Nigerians?

cKaiser:
Wuse Presidential

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Naijasinglegirl:
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Rhyle:
NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
Facebook:
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khalid11:
I go sharply tank ma God cos ma prayer has been answered!

GEJ till 2019

dammyspencer:
Slb is currently recruiting graduate field engineers and the ad has been on linked in for 8 days now.

the key is don't apply for more than one role.

See the site I saw it



http://allonecareer..com/2015/02/field-engineer-trainee-recruitment-at.html#more

Ezedon:
Theirs absolutely nothing good about this man

engrtee:
Organisint best election in country in 2011.nigeria now belive their votes count

UrennaNkoli:
Its too late to be serious, the long journey to otuoke starts in a few days time so reserve all your energy till then. E no go make sense if you talk sey hugry dey catch you for moto na oga jona.

anonimi:
Before I consider supporting Buhari you go first tell me wetin be the food budget for APCheat's best state of excellence, Lagos.

I dey wait oh



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Jregz:
came across this few minutes ago

https://techloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Nigerian-new-100-naira-note.jpg

The 2015 elections is fast approaching and it’s important that some certain things are doneright. Like, making sure there is a flow of information. The peopleat StateCraft have released an infograph to help Nigerians to getsome key facts as we approach thevoting season.

The infographic by Statecraft below highlights how far (low) wehave come in the past 15 years. The infographic also highlights the change that has occurred in the last 15 years.Basically, the infographic is a comparison of President Obasanjo’s(OBJ) administration and President Jonathan’s (GEJ) administration. See the infographic below.

https://techloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wpid-2015_01_28_11_43_40_607.png

hyfr:
lol ok I'm sorry

hyfr:
lol ok I'm sorry