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TheHistorian:
Look at who we have here!!!

Bruh...I have always being a fan oooh.We appreciate your presence here even though ASUU made it happen

About my DP...someone hacked it for me ooh..wetin I sabi for phones??

Ajet001:
MBBS sir

Wuminity:
Hello cassyrooy, long time.
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I see you.

Ajet well done.

augster:
Boss

Ajet001:
yes thanks boss We gonna succeed

Boyooosa:
not taken but broke. won fe care!

Debbie19:
Message me OP, i have a plan for you

zeusdgrt:
Yea,seriously if I say I have a feeling for you based on this chat I will be lying and deceitful.

nikkypearl:
ole

bigsmoke2:
that I will hopelessly and helplessly fall so deeply in love that the person becomes my vulnerability

dimssy:
What's your full name?
You are precious classmate right?

080(WhatsApp)

LeoFish92:
Finally at the bus stop of this thread of the year, I believe the host of heaven will not be happy with me if I don't share mine

So I met her in church, I'm a pastor's son, she's a pastor's daughter, but we met at a different church sha, went over to welcome her and we clicked immediately, still remember how our first whatsapp chat was so lively and fun, but then she was dating someone, so we were just good friends and I was kind of her special adviser on relationship issues,

Months later her phone spoiled and we lost contact, fast forward to November 2015 I was doing my Nysc and she bought a new phone, I was glad my best female friend is back, we resumed our chats , By that time she had broken up with her boyfriend cos of the guy's infidelity,

Well na me go find the first trouble by telling her I developed feelings for her while of a truth, I DIDN'T AT all, I was just being mischievous, very HUGE AND STUPID MISTAKE!

she declined and told me she feels nothing, exactly a week later she told me that she lied, that truly she's got some feelings for me which has been there right from the first day we met, and thus the relationship started,

But it was heavily one sided, the babe loved me like I've never seen all my life, even my friends started wondering which kind jazz I used on her, I could go for days without calling her, she couldn't go for hours without hearing my voice

she practically wanted to suffocate me with love, it's bleeping strange, so strange that I started praying suitors come and marry her, then I was 24, she was 26, she's nearly two years older than me and she knew but it didn't stop her, when I really got scared was when she started putting pressure on me to finish my service, get a job a marry her.. ....

I remember the day I tried to break up with her and how she wept like a child, I had to quickly cancel the breakup To avoid being tagged a murderer


Well my breakthrough came when she finally went for her Nysc, she was posted to one
Far northern state which is 14 hours journey from my state, withing two weeks of her departure, I promptly broke up with her on the grounds of long distance although by then, she had known I wasn't interested in the relationship

We are still friends and still chat once in a while but I'm scared she has not fully let go, once in a while she still displays those crazy feelings

dimssy:
Yeap....economics.....just graduated

dimssy:
Wow.. department?

benjsniper33:
Are you studying in Unibuja?

BoluGabriel:
Don't blame love bro!!!
TBH, I don't think she was ever yours to begin with. She was in a relationship with another guy, and you tried to steal her away for 2 years. Now, put yourself in the other guy's shoes and imagine how you are gonna feel if another guy is on your girl's neck for 2 years.
I'm not supporting what she did by finally agreeing to date you, but I feel you should have been more careful. If she had broken up with the other guy, it would have been perfectly cool....but instead you got served.
In conclusion, it's a lesson for us all. Don't start giving another person's partner unnecessary attention that could cause them to start having different thoughts. It's the human mind, and it is wired to work that way.
PS: You'll find your girl when the time comes.

Burna88:
i swear,u cracking me up

luminouz:
Uuuuurrrgggghhhh!!!
Leave DAT girl alone joor! She has issues!!! Maybe she is witchy witchy!!
Ur remedy is here!!! Open ur heart n love would find u!!
Coz am a good guy,I will give u some options in form of tonalphs,burna88,yeeshanana......they are good girls bro...treat them well!!

Please don't fvcking waste this opportunity!!!!

080***6698

HMS Queen Elizabeth sets sail from Rosyth for sea trials.

27 June 2017 Edinburgh, Fife & East Scotland

The Royal Navy's new aircraft carrier has left its home port for the first time.
HMS Queen Elizabeth - one of two new carriers being built at Rosyth dockyard in Fife at a cost of more than £6bn - is to begin sea trials.
The ship passed under the Forth Bridge just before midnight.
It is the largest warship ever built for the Royal Navy. The flight deck alone is the size of three football pitches.
Once in service the ship can operate with a crew of 1,000 and 40 aircraft.
The 65,000 tonne warship is the Royal Navy's first aircraft carrier since HMS Ark Royal was scrapped in 2010.

Eleven tugs manoeuvered it out of the dock at Rosyth.
It then squeezed through the narrow entrance into the Forth estuary.
Once low tide is reached at about 23:00, the warship will have to lower a mast to make it under the Forth bridges - with just a few metres to spare.

The numbers behind HMS Queen Elizabeth

1. The project to build HMS Queen Elizabeth and sister ship HMS Prince of Wales cost more than £6bn

2. The aircraft carrier weighs 65,000 tonnes and has a top speed of 25 knots
Its flight deck is 280m long and 70m wide - enough space for three football pitches.

3. The ship is the second in the Royal Navy to be named Queen Elizabeth.

4. It will have a crew of about 700, increasing to 1,600 when a full complement of F-35B jets and Crowsnest helicopters are embarked.

5. There are 364,000m of pipes inside the ship

6. Both HMS Queen Elizabeth and HMS Prince of Wales will keep 45 days worth of food in its stores

7. The entire ship's company of 700 can be served a meal within 90 minutes - or 45 minutes when at action station

8. Leaving the Rosyth dock will be among the most difficult manoeuvres in the sea trials with just 50cm between the bottom of the ship and the seabed in the port.

Commanding officer Captain Jerry Kydd said the ship was important for Britain's reputation as a naval power.
"I think there are very few capabilities, by any country, that are as symbolic as a carrier strike capability," he added.
"Submarines you can't see, but these are very visible symbols of power and power projection."

Defence Secretary Sir Michael Fallon said: "This is a historic moment for the UK as our new aircraft carrier takes to sea for the very first time.
"This floating fortress is by far the most powerful ship ever built in Britain that will enable us to tackle multiple and changing threats across the globe.
"HMS Queen Elizabeth is an enduring example of British imagination, ingenuity, invention that will help keep us safe for decades to come. She is built by the best, crewed by the best and will deliver for Britain.
"For the next 50 years she will deploy around the world, demonstrating British power and our commitment to confronting the emerging challenges from a dangerous world. The whole country can be proud of this national achievement. "
The start of sea trials follows warnings that technical issues and personnel shortages could delay the deployment of the aircraft carrier.
The National Audit Office said in March the project was entering a "critical phase", with many risks to manage.
The Ministry of Defence acknowledged "challenges" but said it was committed to being fully operational by 2026.
'Russian military interest'
The technical issues mean the forthcoming sea trials are three months behind schedule.
The NAO predicted it would not be operational by 2020, as had been promised by the MoD.

The BBC's defence correspondent Jonathan Beale said that if all went according to plan with the latest developments, HMS Queen Elizabeth would be sailing toward open waters on Monday evening.
He said the Royal Navy expected Russia's military to take an interest while the warship was being tested in the North Sea.

It will be several years before HMS Queen Elizabeth is fully operational with jets on board

Agboola321:
Costa will score today. Up Chelsea

NJPot:
Ala nwayi owerr!