SexyProphet:
Howfar your sis and your mom,then don stop ashana work?

You know get wetin to talk again. Make we shift to our mama and family now. Walahi you go regret say you write this thing. If na so dem take bring up bast'ard like you then the game is set. Make everyone observe. I bet na you go call mod.

SexyProphet:
you need to try harder because I am made of steel

John Paul Alagu, no go better for you if you quit. We just start. I tell you before say you troll to make you feel like a man. To raise your dead EGO behind keyboard with your free basic on your Tecno phone. We never talk go far, you don post your appointment letter and where you dey work. Borrow sense if you no get one.

Your type no reach. You still be small pikin. Make you grow up.

SexyProphet:
I ain't scared of any shit dat is y I left it DAT way..trolling no dey enter my body

You think abi the kind of guy you fit troll, I swear to God, you go even regret signing up on nairaland.

Lhimeet:
...

The guy na fool, they post documents to prove him point when him own name dey.

SexyProphet:
you are an educated foól...I apologize to myself for replying a rètard whose achievement on earth is using phone....you really need to reminisce on your life because you are a shame to your miserable famz

John Paul Alagu, a low self esteem idiot, making nairaland is second home, think I'm an educated fool, God be praised. I don't blame you, even my son better pass you in 100 fold, you can not amount to anything than being Being a Crumbed. Take a look at yourself in the mirror and think again. Shey why your mama born you self. Because you useless and hopeless son of a b**Ch.

SexyProphet:
you really funny.. You don't know my grade level....ignorance is a disease

Who you won give beans chop. Grade level , you wey dem employ Nov 2019. Office clerk you be. For your mind na money be that.

SexyProphet:
go get a job broke ass ñigga

You get anything to say. Brother wey mumu. Inside me and you. Who his a brokeass. Highest wey dem dey pay you 30k for court clerk.

SexyProphet:

You really prove say you be mumu. Big idiot. Posting your id card and appointment letter, what does it prove. I told you have problem with your self esteem. Work on that.

CoronaPilot:
lol..i dey tell you. John Paul Alagwu na one broke ugly scammer..

The guy no get shame at all. He dey raise him ego. Imagine the guy post his appointment letter. Tell how sick the guy his.

SexyProphet:
I will show you evidence

Show your papa evidence. You think you can troll on me. No go better for you if you no show me evidence.

SexyProphet:
I am not jobless like you...I am a civil servant.. I guess you still dey eat "mama thank you".. Go get a job

Guy if na joke stop am. Which useless civil servant. By the way na who ask you . I no your type. I he no go better for you. You think say a be lowlife mother fucker like you. You wey your low self-esteem dey make you troll on keyboard. Better go get sense, make you dey look for who to give you crumb.

SexyProphet:
for once use your head...guess that local JAY Z picture age...no dey let everybody know say u b aardvark

Guy shut the Bleep up. Find another thing do than trolling. Useless mofo.

CoronaPilot:
with your lips like wetin bee sting. Stupid scammer, return the money you stole!

The guy dey fucking ugly. He dey troll on nairaland to make himself feel like a man. Na idiot he be.

SexyProphet:
lol...there say "experience is d best teacher" quit telling ppl your pitiful life story, nobody care if you are ugly or broke just don't do ritual...it's a pity you have a face only your mother can love..

Lol funny. Guy you don't even know what to say. What's do ritual. Find another thing say. You be learner i swear. I know your kind of JU. Since you have to bring my mother in to this, because you don't have respect for yours. I will only tell you this once. Go get a life outside nairaland. So that one day you won't look back at your pitiful pathetic low life, and commit suicide. Be like say you no won give yourself brain. I no be those kind people wey you go troll on behind keyboard. If you no get brain, give yourself one or borrow sense. I pity your mother,.

SexyProphet:
I am the kindest and meanest mudafuvker on planet earth......I use trolling to shut fóols and lowlife down, don't fuvk with me.

Who be this one self. Let us hear word. This kind person fit be 9ne ugly motherfucker who hate themselves but comes on nairaland to make Thereself feel good hiding behind a keyboard. I know you aren't proud of yourself that's why you troll on people to makes you feel like a man.

iLegendd:
I'm disappointed. No one has won the 100 Naira yet.

Okay, I'll increase it to 500. The person must get 100 likes and 100 shares. I'll be back in the evening or tomorrow to check the winner.

Keep receiving yourself to fill your Little low esteem Ego. That makes you feel like someone on nairaland. You dey take style to throw things ahead knowing fully well you act Childish and stupid. Also in this thread you will still mention how you sleep and bank account grow and don't forget to practice what you preach. Bros make you try borrow brain. You can even write this in your book as nairaland give you inspiration to speak. As your head BiG like bicycle sit thought you go get sense. This thread is already dead. Don't forget to post wetin you go cook later in the day or how generous you've been to make your self feel good. Werey

Covidupdate:


Is that what they call it?

Yes.. simple home remedie. Buy white capsule. 1 sachet and lime and gin. Open each capsule pour the content into a cup.. all capsule. Add gin to form a solution and squeeze lime. Take it and at once. Get preton to help reduce the itching or use tomato or milk rub the itching part to help you reduce the sensation...

Note same thing work for Gono.

You don carry sweetie.

ugwumichael:
Sniper is now 500, except you want them to buy indomethiacin sachet 50 and crayfish 50, which is more economical to travel to the land of oblivion

Make you dey asslick . No tell am the truth make him grow up.

iLegendd:
The food is still on fire, but be patient. For those that are frustrated, kindly drop your hate speech.

The person with the best angry comment with more likes an share gets 100 Naira transfered to his account to buy sniper.

You this mumu guy again. This early morning. As you be idiot Reach you never still get sense.

iLegendd:
Jealous and envy is more expensive than sniper. Anything I post, the animal will quote.

Werey you dey look for audience to defend you. Go work on your low self esteem and get a life outside nairaland. Stop giving us garri ijebu talk. Which one you be, are you a Yahoo Boy.

GET A LIFE OUTSIDE OF NAIRALAND. STOP POSTING ALL YOUR LIFE ACTIVITY HERE AND GROW UP. YOU BE CONFIRM IDIOT.

iLegendd:


He is actually right about me being bored. One thing about me is: always honest.

There are four things that cause depression and frustration to Nigerian men and they are

1. Academic stress
2. Poor health
3. Finance
4. Sex life/relationship

Luckily for me, I got 1, 2, and 4 handled even before I was at age 23. Later in life, I handled number 3.

At this point in life, I have nothing to worry about and it's kinda boring. There are lots of pretty girls on my neck in real life, but I just friendzone them and keep them as friends.

I receive all these I love you messages and all that, but I'm not really interested yet. So, if someone said I'm bored, the person isn't wrong.

My question to everyone is: Would you rather be bored like me or be frustrated like him?

#Smile.

Guy you just dey make me vex. I know your Ju type, You don turn to multivator. You are bored and fraustrated. All the rubbish wey you dey post na to make yourself feel better. Stop posting your Everyday sad life here, how you cook your poison and what you eat. Grow out of it bro. It's boring and irritating. Abeg wetin you go post tomorrow.


Small time you go say everything stupid thing you post on nairaland inspire you to write a book. WA shey oya werey ni. Give yourself brain , if you no get one. All this rubbish you dey write no move me a bit. Wetin concen me when you dey 23years old or you make money when you sleep. If you repeat those kind talk here. I sit for your matter. Na who you won dey give beans chop.

Getintouch2004:


And how is it your major concern if he's bored and lonely?

You are jobless!

Leave me alone guy, it's my concern, is it your concern.

iLegendd:
I won't quote this depressed ant, but he will quote every single spit I drop. To those who hate fun posts and want ones that'll impact their lives, read these these three threads below.

Thread 1 is about getting the right woman to marry, thread 2 is about money making and management and finally thread 3 is about 4 types of income. Trust me, you'll love them.

Below are the three life-changing threads.

Thread 1: https://www.nairaland.com/5848183/

Thread 2: https://www.nairaland.com/5856501/

Thread 3: https://www.nairaland.com/5861743/

You are always do this when you are pained. I will say it again, stop all this rubbish you do nairaland and grow up. And get away from home sometimes. Depression will kill you. You only post those links to feel right about yourself . What is it gonna be tomorrow? Killing a turkey and cooking it. You are only doing this to fill the void in your life. You need help.

Getintouch2004:


No doubt, you are a hater. It won't stop me from quoting you

You are asslicker. Tell op the truth. He's bored. Loneliness no Good.

iLegendd:


When you create a thread that'll change his life, you'll never see such an animal read it, but when it's for fun, he brings his inherited frustration just to be noticed.

I noticed him, but I won't reply him. iLegend and frustrated people don't mingle. I kill them with more of what they hate. The fun part is: no matter how they hate, they'll always be around my threads — they're addicted and I'm motivated to do more of what they hate.

Las las, na win win for me and depression + likes and shares for them.

Idiot like you na him be Animal. No better for you for calling me animal. Na you depression , your loneliness won kill that's why you bring all your fraustration to nairaland to feel alright. You need accolades for everything. You sit behind a keyboard everyday making nairaland your second home. Guy life no hard. Me no be asslicker, because they will soon come for me. You be stupid guy. Better grow up.

Your mumu never do. You be idiot. You can write a book about this attention seeker. I know your type. Next time make you write about the way you shit. You go soon turn the thread to your normal inspiration in how you earn while sleeping. And some asslicker go still quote me as a hater.

Spot the guy.

Everything to the North.

Witch hunting