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Romance / Re: Highest Paid Porn Actress In Nigeria-ajibola Elizabeth by Catchfirez: 10:09pm On Apr 22, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

Oya name them make I name igbo pple for all of un na.....chinese igbonian still dey there ooo Lmao
Nah all of unna plenty pass for pornywood Lmao

Abeg no cry, because the thing pain you. Sorry ehhh hunger no good, see how low you've become.
Romance / Re: Highest Paid Porn Actress In Nigeria-ajibola Elizabeth by Catchfirez: 10:08pm On Apr 22, 2020
Graysons:

all the prostitutes in my area are Igbos your women are notorious whores in Nigeria everybody knows this, so what blasphemy are you talking about? cool


Lol pain am. I'm not Igbo. You can go and jump into the lagoon now. Because you just insulted the whole women in your house hold as ashawo. What a shame. Take it easy, make another person matter no kill you.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by Catchfirez: 7:13pm On Apr 22, 2020
placeofallure:


So when next you run into me on Nairaland or wherever, just prostrate flat and say E kaaro ma, e gbe bag yin wa.. grin grin grin

Lol... E kale ma. Shey da da le WA. Left the area around 2010, live opposite Shade Clinic after law union house. Nice meeting you.
Health / Re: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by Catchfirez: 6:58pm On Apr 22, 2020
placeofallure:


Yeah I know them. If you're friends with Femi and Eddie, then you must know Dele too. I know Niyi and Tunde, they're brothers. I know Joe Addis Stores as well.

Yes very much... I know Dele. Wow what small world.
Food / Re: Next Cash And Carry Distributes Items To Agulu, Anambra State (photos) by Catchfirez: 3:15pm On Apr 22, 2020
Ndukkka24:
Nothing Comes for Free! Take note Anambarians, you might be the NEXT ritual victim.

Mumu which one you do and which one you give. It only takes a ritualist to know a ritualist. Which one are you?

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Health / Re: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by Catchfirez: 3:13pm On Apr 22, 2020
placeofallure:

Yee! Mention your friends, I might know them o cos I ilve in the upper part.
Femi and Eddie lives in number 10. Though other guys we aren't that close Niyi and Tunde. They live beside Joeadis one Igbo guy supermarket/ chemist.
Romance / Re: Highest Paid Porn Actress In Nigeria-ajibola Elizabeth by Catchfirez: 3:08pm On Apr 22, 2020
Graysons:
You supid igbo Wh0re you honestly think I'm sacred of you ? Are Igbo not cursed before? cursed people who wonder the earth like lost souls, slaves to everyone Masters of no one always running from their cured region but are

Arrogant

Boastful

Loud mouthed

I don't have your time yet, when I do we will dig it on that thread I post. Yam leg pig.
oga go sit down one place the girl don finish you. Let us others see road but the girl dey talk the true, na Yoruba guys and girls dey boom porn industry pass dem plenty for xvideos. I fit name a few.

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Romance / Re: Highest Paid Porn Actress In Nigeria-ajibola Elizabeth by Catchfirez: 3:04pm On Apr 22, 2020
ehmmy11:
thank you very much for the pic... How can the op write such a dry story without any pics to entertain his readers angry ..

I don't know if she is the highest paid tho she is one of those ugly but sexy girls.. Their bodies makes up for the face and can command just as much value as the beautiful ones

She is ranked number 1 in Nigeria at the moment on xvideos
Health / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: 6 Nigerians Arrested,fined $15,150 For Staging Birthday Party by Catchfirez: 1:02pm On Apr 22, 2020
They are not Nigerians.
Romance / Re: Highest Paid Porn Actress In Nigeria-ajibola Elizabeth by Catchfirez: 7:25am On Apr 22, 2020
Aka mammi igbagbo

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Health / Re: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by Catchfirez: 11:49pm On Apr 20, 2020
placeofallure:


Yes, grew up in Alagomeji too. We used to fly our kites from Olonade to Rowe Park and the Casino. Then we get beaten for darling to go and play on the express. Sweet memories.


Ahhahaha seriously because I live in olonode too, was born there. used to fly kite between number 64 and 66 down to Spencer. I guess you live in the upper part which is close to Rowe park. I have some few friends then that grew up at number 10.
Romance / Re: Can This Happen? by Catchfirez: 6:02pm On Apr 20, 2020
Liliantalks:
please a 5 years can’t get such infections, it’s not possible !

Make Una fear God.
Crime / Re: 'One Million Boys' Storm Oworonshoki In Lagos. Youths Resist Them (Video, Photo) by Catchfirez: 2:21pm On Apr 20, 2020
Every criminal is now 1 million boys. 1 millions only operate in agege, iyana ipaja and ifako area.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by Catchfirez: 6:48am On Apr 20, 2020
placeofallure:


Iwaya, Makoko, Railway compound, Ebute Meta West (Apapa Road) Alagomeji, Oko Baba (the Creek area) Iddo, Otto
Hmmmmn! God save us. We don't deserve this.

Hahaaaha I guess you are well familiar with the area. Grew up in alagomeji
Phones / Re: Images Of The Soon To Be Released Infinix Note 7 by Catchfirez: 5:21am On Apr 20, 2020
Faithful4real:


Still you go buy am

Pictures
Related phones
NETWORK
Technology
GSM / HSPA / LTE
2G bands GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 - SIM 1 & SIM 2
3G bands HSDPA 850 / 900 / 2100
4G bands LTE band 1(2100), 3(1800), 5(850), 8(900), 38(2600), 40(2300), 41(2500)
LTE band 1(2100), 3(1800), 7(2600), 8(900), 20(800), 28(700)
LTE band 1(2100), 3(1800), 5(850), 7(2600), 8(900), 20(800), 28(700), 38(2600), 40(2300), 41(2500)
Speed HSPA 42.2/5.76 Mbps, LTE Cat4 150/50 Mbps
LAUNCH
Announced 2020, April 6
Status Coming soon. Exp. release 2020, April
BODY
Dimensions 173.4 x 79 x 8.8 mm (6.83 x 3.11 x 0.35 in)
Weight 206 g (7.27 oz)
SIM Dual SIM (Nano-SIM, dual stand-by)
DISPLAY
Type IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 6.95 inches, 114.7 cm2 (~83.7% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 720 x 1640 pixels (~258 ppi density)
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass
PLATFORM
OS Android 10.0, XOS 6.0
Chipset Mediatek Helio G70 (12 nm)
CPU Octa-core (2x2.0 GHz Cortex-A75 & 6x1.7 GHz Cortex-A55)
GPU Mali-G52 2EEMC2
MEMORY
Card slot microSDXC (dedicated slot)
Internal 64GB 4GB RAM, 128GB 4GB RAM, 128GB 6GB RAM
eMMC 5.1
MAIN CAMERA
Quad 48 MP, f/1.8, (wide), 1/2.0", 0.8µm, PDAF
2 MP, f/2.4, (macro)
2 MP, f/2.4, (depth)
2 MP, f/1.8, (dedicated video camera) - 128/6 model only
Features Quad-LED flash, panorama, HDR
Video 1080p@30fps
SELFIE CAMERA
Single 16 MP, f/2.0, 26mm (wide), 1/3", 1.0µm
Video 1080p@30fps
SOUND
Loudspeaker Yes, with dual speakers
3.5mm jack Yes
COMMS
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, hotspot
Bluetooth 5.0, A2DP, LE
GPS Yes, with A-GPS
Radio FM radio
USB microUSB 2.0, USB On-The-Go
FEATURES
Sensors Fingerprint (side-mounted), accelerometer, proximity, compass
BATTERY
Non-removable Li-Po 5000 mAh battery
Charging Fast charging 18W
MISC
Colors Forest Green, Aether Black, Bolivia Blue

Crap
Health / Re: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by Catchfirez: 4:56am On Apr 20, 2020
Acidosis:

Wrong headline. There is a difference between Mainland and Mainland LGA.

Most affected local government area is Lagos Mainland LGA. That's places like Ebute Meta. If you're in this axis, better lock yourself indoor 24/7.

Mainland (LGA) as reported here is Ebute Meta

Yaba, sabo, onike, akoka is not mainland.. it's outland.

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Romance / Re: Can This Happen? by Catchfirez: 5:24pm On Apr 19, 2020
Nairalanders funny oh.. 7years old rape 5 years old. How possible. The boy self no fit Know the hole. It might be some kind of infection or some underlying diseases. Let's stop this nonsense this holy month. Make una dey reason well with una brain not with your emotions. Please leave the innocent boy alone.

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Health / Re: ATBU On COVID-19: How We Invented Ventilators, Others In 8 Days by Catchfirez: 3:57pm On Apr 19, 2020
Audio inventing
Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by Catchfirez: 12:37pm On Apr 19, 2020
anne05:
So I have Nokia 7 I bought on Jumia in 2018 apparently I did not know this phone was only Chinese specific, long story short my play store stopped working because the phone is not upgradeable to latest android os. Can't access google services and can't update most app.
Please who can help me out cuz I feel like trashing the phone but can't buy another right now. Also all my downloads don't save in the gallery anymore. So annoying.

You bought the fake one.

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Romance / Re: I Cooked This Rubbish This Morning [Picture] by Catchfirez: 8:05am On Apr 18, 2020
iLegendd:
People can cry all they want, but I'll just do whatever I want — be it mature or childish.

So, this evening, I'm in tears. I'm only eating this piece of bread and this small avocado. God will surely wipe my tears so I can make money and start eating good food and not all these rubbish.

Because you be idiot
Romance / Re: I Cooked This Rubbish This Morning [Picture] by Catchfirez: 4:15pm On Apr 17, 2020
iLegendd:
grin

It seems you're hurt. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I don't want to add to what COVID-19 is already doing.

Case closed.

Werey inside me and you who feel hurt. If you no feel hurt you no go reply me. Convid don carry your common sense go. The other girl dey tell you the truth you dey dey call am scammer. I dash you this one make you add to your book, shebi na fun and inspiration you dey find. Please write about how to be an idiot on nairaland. Because you be BIG Fool.
Romance / Re: I Cooked This Rubbish This Morning [Picture] by Catchfirez: 4:07pm On Apr 17, 2020
iLegendd:


Shut up. Don't you know replying adds to the algorithm? You probably don't know what I'm saying.

Must you view and comment on my thread? All these ITK idîots that always want to be noticed.

You think I reply people for no reason? Don't you know I'm supposed to ignore you, but I dignified you with a reply for a reason.

You lack wisdom and that's why COVID-19 will probably bring hunger unto you. Use your head next time.

Werey see idiot wey dey tell person shut up. You wey be say dem don know as fish brain. Because you an idiot that's why you replied me. No go better for you if you quote me again. Ode.. next time make you post how you take dey shit. Common sense you no get. You think na to dey only write book be sense.
Romance / Re: I Cooked This Rubbish This Morning [Picture] by Catchfirez: 3:54pm On Apr 17, 2020
iLegendd:


Thank you so much. I'll be glad if you don't. All the best.

Guy you talk too much,. Must you reply everyone. Just enjoy your food in peace.
Crime / Re: Covid-19 Lockdown: Tell Us The Security Situation In Your Area & Get A Gift by Catchfirez: 3:33pm On Apr 17, 2020
Done
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Catchfirez: 10:39am On Apr 17, 2020
Mckenzy1:
Can someone explain how this game lost?

You lost, you choose over 23.5 and the outcome 23.5.. so it's under.. if it was 24 or 24.5 you want .
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Catchfirez: 5:12pm On Apr 16, 2020
Jimiyke:
Who buys aitime and send me cash equivalent ? I saw a site like that here sometime ago, pls somebody should recomend me to such , i have like 15k airtime for sale

How much are you selling and what network.
Crime / Re: Policeman Attacked With Acid In Nkpor, Anambra By Angry Youths (Photos) by Catchfirez: 9:59am On Apr 16, 2020
Only God can save Us.

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Health / Re: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by Catchfirez: 6:06am On Apr 16, 2020
Smhaykins:


Pls expantiate dis part
(So lovelies, Take your ARV drugs, take fruits, eat well, within 3-6 months you can still have unprotected sex throughout your life with your partner without infecting them)...
Ow can u have unprotected sex without infecting ur partner

Because increase Cd4 count and reduce Viral load. Makes the virus undetectable. That doesn't mean you are negative. If undetected you can't infect anyone only small copy of the virus in the blood and can't replicate that's what ARV drug does.
Health / Re: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by Catchfirez: 1:03am On Apr 16, 2020
ifko:

U can called me ignorant I don't mind but for ur info I have worked on HIV project before with ingo & I know more on HIV than u do. U can't rebrand HIV for me, once again i pity ur mama continue diving raw & one day u will see yourself collecting ARV. Mark my word


ode you've worked on hiv project and spit this rubbish that's show how dumb and stupid you are. If I don't collect , you go dash on your family members. I pity your life. You think hiv is killer diseases, it's your ignorance that will kill you. I know your type. No go better for you if you quote me again if you want your mama no cry over you this year. Since you dumb enough to send it to my mother.

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