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RomanceRe: True Story Of A Broke Boy And A Very Rich Oil Company Working Babe by Catchfirez: 8:24am On May 14, 2020
Dreyton36:
And for anyone here who thinks it's a lie , jejely Waka pass
Whether you believe or not , just enjoy the story jeje grin
Person wey they fast no they lie
We know say na fable, you don't need to tell us. But nice story.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Catchfirez: 11:06pm On May 11, 2020
IkpuNneGi:
Get your VPN for a token
Dash me na.
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Catchfirez: 4:33pm On May 11, 2020
smiley
uruba23:
Well just handle it maturely perhaps you should relocated when the baby comes,and claim you are in South Africa or better still go there
PropertiesRe: LASBCA Seals Distressed 4-storey Building At 17, Obadina Street, Lagos Island by Catchfirez:
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Nice move
To avoid stories that touch the heart



Damnnnnn
Niggarrr! Just say you sell second hand laptop
Which one be US and UK used laptops?

Dey make all those overrated countries dey feel like say them be king
Damn Niggarrr!
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by Catchfirez: 1:03pm On May 10, 2020
Charmingrascal:
I thought Bet9ja only count regular time (90 minutes) of play. If your prediction don't make the regular 90 minutes your ticket is gone.
Now that you are saying 99 minutes I don't understand.
Injury time can go upto 99mins
CrimeRe: If You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 9:16pm On May 09, 2020
penisilin:
Me, i don't know the brother ooo, i have never seen him in our fellowship. Even when wesley pipes and Mandingo use to lead praise and worship, i will jejely be looking at how pinky was dancing. Although he looks like the drummer broda Long, i just believe he might be one of the fellowship members with Sister Cherokee and Spicee cajun.

Alluluyah ooo
bad man
RomanceRe: Why Is It Always The Females?: Then Get Wahala I Swear by Catchfirez: 11:18am On May 09, 2020
Don't trust anything that bleeds every month.
CrimeRe: If You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 9:27am On May 09, 2020
Yodexy:
I hail o. Vaseline crew. Analysis on point
Hahahaha
RomanceRe: If You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 5:34pm On May 08, 2020
gaby:
This guy gbola ehnnnnn?

The real Anaconda.
Repent brother
CrimeRe: If You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 5:34pm On May 08, 2020
johnkey:
Byron long, I don't watch his porn dude is too ugly
Repent brother
RomanceRe: If You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 3:06pm On May 08, 2020
asahnwaKC:
What's his occupation?
womb shifter
CrimeRe: If You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 3:04pm On May 08, 2020
joejah33:
The guy dey act bluefilm and him get big penis. GOD PLS FORGIVE ME MY SINS
lol
CrimeIf You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op):
If you know this Guy Let's Gather here. To ask For forgiveness of Our Sins.

RomanceIf You Know This Guy Let's Gather Here. To Ask For Forgiveness Of Out Sins. by Catchfirez(op): 2:38pm On May 08, 2020
If you know this Guy Let's Gather here. To ask For forgiveness of Out Sins.

CrimeRe: Still On Bias By Moderators, Mr Seun by Catchfirez: 6:46pm On May 06, 2020
Lagbuosimplyleo:
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Lol bad troll
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Catchfirez: 6:38pm On May 06, 2020
Adesamogun:
Advisers. Our People will say. Person wey never die no know wetin go kill am.
Oga let me just say this there are 2 sides of a coin. Every Lady has a problem she carrying about. Some Nagging, some family issues and problem. Everybody has their own wahala. Na part of your own be this. Don't tell anyone except you so so so trust their judgement. About breastfeeding. Na that one small pass. At least she is likely not to cheat. Keep yourself safe too by ensuring she takes her medications since you no use protecations. Seek further counselling from Sensible/correct Elders
wink cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Catchfirez: 1:21am On May 06, 2020
Crazeman03:
Thanks to everyone who contributed positively, will follow your advices. We went to see a doctor for consultation in General Hospital, I was told thesame things no one's needs to know and she can breastfeed also. And it's Good since she open up to me. He Even went ahead telling some stories about some Gene who can't contract the virus and also most ladies don't tell there partner even when the married ones because they believe there viral load is low and can't pass on the virus.

If your viral load is very low and undetectable, there is zero chances of passing the virus. . If undetected=untrasmittable.
Hmmm
RomanceRe: An Open Letter To All Nigerian Pornstars. by Catchfirez: 8:39pm On May 04, 2020
jerrykk:
Ajibola Elizabeth aka Miami igbagbo is number one in the world
uglygalz is number 2
crystal lust is number 3
In female category.
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Catchfirez: 5:18pm On May 04, 2020
Op, follow your heart and do what is right. There are wonderful advice here. It's upto you to decide.
RomanceRe: 10k Giveaway To The Ladies by Catchfirez: 12:33am On May 04, 2020
Madman
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Catchfirez: 4:57pm On May 02, 2020
lefulefu:
if u love her marry her biko.u dont need to take anyone"s consent.and please dont go announcing to ur friends that ur wife is hiv positive cos you are casting her if u do so.no sensible husband would do such anyway.
Great advice.. op that is the best you can do
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Catchfirez: 11:34am On May 01, 2020
YoungPerson:
They say too many cooks spoil the broth but I'll give you my two cents.

Don't tell anybody. Not even your sister. Make your life as private as possible. If you try it, you will know the true meaning of stigmatization. Even if your family eventually warms up to you (some will never), the truth will out everywhere to your extended family. You won't be able to attend family functions, etc. Don't start an interfamily village people standoff.

Even if you have to, start your family first. Let the child come into the world. If they can reject your child along with you, then f**k them. Simple as ABC.
Great answer
RomanceRe: Big Dick, Breast And Butts Naturally Without Side Effects FREE INFO by Catchfirez: 11:28am On May 01, 2020
withyhu:
Ever heard of this amazing plant called PANDORO?

This is a miracle worker when it comes to enlargements of any kind, naturally and without side effects, be it breast, dick or butts.
It is mostly found in Ekiti and few other states in Nigeria. The fluid that comes out of the fruit makes the breast long and fuller when rubbed on it, in general it enlarges any body parts that doesn't have bones in it.

places where it can be found includes;
Ekiti: Somewhere around aramoko, down through to ido, ijero, all those ayegunle., ilogbo area planted along the road on either sides.

You can also get it to buy in and around ile epo market after iyana ipaja, Lagos.

Useage:

For Dick enlargement;
Get Pandoro, pound it in mortar, and put it a bottle, add schnapps or any original dry gin to it, allow to soak for about 3 days, then, take 3 bottle cap early in the morning,......pound d pandoro and mix with ori, and rub on dick(from cap down) daily until desired result is achieved.......,.. good luck

For breast and butts;
just a add pounded pandoro with ori and apply frequently, or better yet, get the fluid from the fruit and massage boobs or butt, preferably after a warm or hot bath.
Cool
RomanceRe: I Am Angry by Catchfirez: 5:16pm On Apr 29, 2020
Op you go chop correct Ban
RomanceRe: I Am Angry by Catchfirez: 4:54pm On Apr 29, 2020
donuchris007:
Due to the nature of my job, I slept in a lot of hotel in FCT. To my shock, all most all the hoe are from South South and South East, with Anambra ladies topping the league. I feel bad because they prefer fucking hausa guys because the pay check is good. Why will you Bleep hausa guys and turn to carton then i or my brother will marry you. I don't frequent Lagos but I think it will be the same. Countries I have travel to, same thing. Why are our southern sisters giving us retired body? Share your experience.
I am yet to Bleep hausa girl which I am currently hunting. I will so damage the pussy. I am angry,they take our resources now our women. I am in pain.
Person go know say, in real life you are nothing and a jjc, what Yoruba people call OKOBO. I bet you no fit even talk to woman or even don really near woman before. You came to nairaland to raise your dead Ego. I'm sorry and disappointed in you.
CrimeRe: My Cousin Is Free At Last by Catchfirez: 3:06pm On Apr 29, 2020
waze63:
Fellow nairalander please,
Celebrate God with me
My cousin who's been jailed for a crime he didn't commit since 7years now have just been Released
I'm so happy
Bless God. 7years is a very long time. How will he make up all those lost years in isolation. Things happen for a reason, he those lost 7 years he might be dead if he was a free man. Things don't happen to us it happen for Us.
CrimeRe: My Cousin Is Free At Last by Catchfirez: 3:04pm On Apr 29, 2020
Raymeskey:
Praise God
The Lord is awesome
..


Bless God.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus, Lateef Raheem Burial: '50 Policemen, Others Attended’ - Abiodun by Catchfirez: 10:35pm On Apr 28, 2020
GodPunishCorona:
Ok

Please help my family to survive this period. You may wonder why the moniker 'GodPunishCorona'. The intention is to show my anger over what Corona has brought upon myself and my family. I lost my job late last month due to Corona. I'm a father of three and the least being a 3 months+ baby. Corona has also affected my wife's businesses 100%. True state of the house at the moment is that we can't even refill our gas in the house. Food stuff exhausted. Don't even know what to do next. Please come to our rescue. Help us. Any amount will make the family a happy one. God bless you all.

3044039025, First Bank

O. W. A.
Mr Man leave story, begging is your hobby for now. Go straight to the point. No come dey write poetry for us. As I have told others and will tell you this . BEG WITH PRIDE. IF NOT HUNGER GO KILL YOU IN SHAME.

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