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Speakdatruth: u r a bastad. truss me

Dyt: CHUXY44 and AYOBASE
Pls don't write me epistle ooo
I can't read at nights

Dygeasy: Choii... Lupey Didn't Choose Me Sha!!!


Issokay... Ikekings Congrats...

Dygeasy: Baby Gyal Shey You'll Support Me?

chukxy44: Thanks dear, hopefully dis shud be fun n interesting.

caseless: *falls from obj's head*

Dygeasy: Cheiii! All Of These Just Dey Sweet My Belle...

caseless: hmmm...d tori long o*cries*
xynerise is a renowned womanizer and known for his womanizing prowess. He's been frm one e-hooker 2 another.
Infact, it got 2 a point dat his daughter,in full glare of evrbody last night, asked her father ; 'are u my father or my sugar- daddy?' . This of couse , points 2 an attempted incestous act. *cries more*.. The whole place was thrown into pandemonium upon hearin dz qstion frm his daughter. Dis is not a ploy 2 dent his image, but to save u frm him cos i care. *grabs tissue paper to wipe my tears*
ask dont8(his accomplice in crime) and spike(secondarian), they knw abt all i have said.

Homguy: lol. I don see you !

caseless: yes. He's been cheating on her anyway.

tonnieblaise: hehe...u wan finish person?

caseless: behold madam/mrs antelope!

Homguy: . You are tryna jugde ow intresting d buk*Lord of d flies* is frm its 1st page,huh? Be patient! your hubby might take 2 Nl 2 cry abou you nd chukxy days afta da contest. Hehehe

Homguy: Am opting out organizers. After changing my woo-ee 3rice? After i took a crash course in german lang and customized lines for sanb? Sequel to ur switchin me to Dyt ystrday? i give up. Sori 4 d inconvienience doe.

spikes C: you're a small girl, u for understand

spikes C: trust me sweety, yam taste good
the owners always confirm

spikes C: Now u're touching the lions tail

woman, do not dare further, i have an unbeaten record

xynerise: Ok. I have one more thing to say





Love your neighbour as you love yourself. No sexx until marriage. Zip up till further notice and stay off drugs

spikes C: you dnt send a goat to watch over yam...it'll definitely have a taste

xynerise: Nne no dey speak fvck to me. A mam si e wu onyi Igbo. Biko mme ka Udele ga noruo n'ala.

xynerise: Una goodnight jare, madam don adjust

xynerise: So play for gutter jor

spikes C: no ma'am, am just not long enough

spikes C: singing psquare's "this na temptation, it can lead you to confusion"

xynerise: Na now u talk well

spikes C: o na-adi mkpa oo.
ishsoph is eyeing you one kind one kind, caseless is still stranded as sholly rejected him...boys gbara kasa on nairaland oooo, just pick one or two

Ishsoph: xynerise comes to mind. Dude needs additional source of income