₦airaland Forum

Mimido2:
ikenna so its u?
ur secret don open today

ops is that you in the dp?

ikp120:
But babe, maka Chineke, you fine pass Phyno; you nice pass 9ice, and you bright pass Starboy

why are you spreading her legs..opps sorry pulling her legs

Lawlahdey:
That's my friend, linda nah

linda koh, chidinma ni

ikp120:


Abeg who get T B Joshua's phone number for here?

But before I call am, babe how is your day going?

wetin u won take am do?

MzLarem:
We'll settle this offline.

you and who ema koba mi o

MzLarem:
You see why i refused to tell you

I know you will get like this.

Lawlahdey:
Baby, why did you bring that matter to nairaland?!

but your dp is different now why is eveyone messing with my head now

MzLarem:
Sweetie,its me

get thee behind me!!!!!!!

ikp120:
Babe you mean you are dating another guy? I thought you were loyal o

.na she?

ikp120:
Bros no even try am because both of us go die that day

Ahahahahahah

ikp120:
Yea, I have a lot on my mind, so I come here to free myself. I'm a highly respected guy in real life. But sometimes we just gotta have fun anonymously. I don't even talk the way I talk here in real life. Nairaland is my fake world.

I will smoke you out one day

KissChrix:
Can you confess to your babe that you're a Nairalander? Talk less of giving Her your moniker

Emmm, I think should be able to

ikp120:


Why she go tell you? As I dey here so ehn, I would rather deactivate than let anyone I know personally to know that I'm the one typing all those shiit

Ahahahah

QueenSuccubus:




It's good that she's here... Maybe one day we all gonna witness your "pre-wedding photo shoots" as well.. U and ur FBI bae..

I pray soo o, but why she no go tell me her moniker and I know she knows mine

my babe confessed to me of recent to be a nairalander and ever since i have been asking for her moniker but she will stylishly avoid answering.

is she hiding something or what i my self needs to be careful now

ikorodureporta:
Whats special abt lawyers sef, are they nt nigerians? PhD holders wey dey manage 20k teaching job nkor??

Bro softly now...PhD holder 20k?

seunterry:
A friend of mine told me of some principal counsels dat pay 17k to young lawyers its ridiculous but d are doing it just to gain experience and look for better place

Thats lower than minimum wage

Like seriously? so we programmers are even doing better

This op just wants us to click his link, by the power of the most high I won't click it.

kolnel:
I hope akeredolu moves ondo state forward
This is a slab on Tinubu face, can't wait to see Tinubu strategy in few months to come
He can't stay in bourdillon ikoyi and keep posting governors to ondo oyo kogi

.so where is akeredolu from? Japan abi ..all these guys are still bourdillon products, it just happened they have issues with themselves very soon they will become friends again. This is why politics disgusts me. I know aketi will be spending 3 days in akure the remaining 4days in Lagos, that's how these Lagos governors do

StOla:
Yes, you couldn't have avoided it as I shed light on your darkness.

Rabiu Kwankwaso of PDP lost his re-election as governor of Kano state in 2003 to Shekarau of ANPP.
Guess what ministry OBJ gave him? Full minister of defence.
Did Kwankwaso have a military or paramilitary background?

Even Jonathan broke the decades old tradition of having a professor as Education Minister. He made the sane Shekarau minister in his last 9months. Sheharau only has a Masters and taught as a school teacher, but never lectured in any tertiary institution. But he had administrative experience as a 2term governor.

A minister of health does not need a medical background.

Works had Anenih ex-policeman, Fashola
Aviation had Kema Chikwe, Prof. Aborishade, FFK and Stella Oduah and now Rotimi Amaechi. They all have no technical or engineering or aviation background. They all have no investments in that sector.

A minister is a political administrator, deal with it.

Wait if I get your point, you are trying to tell me ministers are of no use to the nation and it's people but just to warm the stools and for political reasons alone?

StOla:
I reckon your brilliant mind requires the minister of Labour to have been a labourer?

Or is the medical profession not part of the labour force of a nation?

And is the said Audu Ogbeh of Agriculture not reputed to be an active agriculture investor?

A minister is an administrator.

Ignorant but talkative kids everywhere on Nairaland.

I wanted to avoid you but your ignorance stinks to high heavens, have u seen any minister of defence with no military background pls am not referring to minister of state o,have u also seen any minister of health with no medical knowledge so why can't that be replicated in other fields. Except the ministers are just meant to warm benches

Am a software programmer with interest in website and web applications. I will appreciate it if anyone links me or employ me in any of these areas I stated above.

Thanks a lot

I will do mine this way
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{
$content = explode("@",$post)
$content[1]
}
This is not complete sha but that's how I will do it

Wait do Nigerians still use yahoo mail? I thought everyone now uses gmail

Guys where can I locate konga office drop-off in egbeda

Culin:
sweet!

Why that smile

UrennaNkoli:
The fear of Trump is the beginning of ____________

This guy is nothing less than a dictator who doesn't think before speaking and taking actions. He's not even a seasoned politician. How a sane fellow will cast his vote and future for a personalty like him is even alarming. As far as I'm concerned, he'll go down as the worst president in the history of the US judging from his proposals and all the shakeups he promised before the elections but what can anyone do? Americans just have to leave with it and bear, bear and bear while the world watches.

What do you know sef, why are you so bitter and ignorant. Do you know better than the Americans who voted him? Just because your white lair Mohamed lost doesn't mean trump is not better than her

i want to print on some cds , i need a good printer and also affordable one

kindly call or whatsapp me through my signature

MyGeneration:
What is wrong with you people, am igbo but i hv to confess most you guys have this annoying behaviour and bad attitude to things.
You people dont just know how to talk, if there are igbos in Lagos civil service you are giving ambode a big reason to sack them, while if there arent igbos as you say in the civil service you are also giving him more reasons not to employ them.
Ambode and yorubas please its not all igbos that are like this, if other igbo states behave anyhow Imo state people do not.

I used to tell people it's not difficult to know IMO state people, they are always different, have had lots of them as friends and they are unique from the rest

IYANGBALI:
what is when when I became?abeg send yourself to school first before you "became "

Lmaooooooooooo

Akell:
We thank God for this godly heritage bestowed onto us. It is my prayer that the church of God spreads her tentacles across every nook and cranny of this nation.

Amen o