₦airaland Forum

ogbiwa:
Sir, have you been to Ilorin?

Yes, I schooled in LAUTECH. And even as tiny has lautech is,it still have more coders than Ilorin

ogbiwa:
Do contact some of the other Ilorin based programmers you know and intimate them of this offer.
Alternatively you can put a call through to the number up there and we can meet you and talk.

Don't waste your time, sign a deal with a freelancer then arrange meetings maybe twice in a month. Ilorin is not a hub of coders,Lagos is even struggling

mobolaji88:
Hi everyone, I am currently in need of a young, fast, talented and dedicated php developer in osogbo, osun state. Only persons aged(18 - 25) and osogbo resident are needed. The person is required for an array of things all involving web development, the person willbe preferred to be very convenient with the use of bootstrap and jquery or angularjs. Interested persons should please call or text this number 08051790739. No WhatsApp messages please.

As stated earlier, its urgent and its not a free service.

Am from osun state but that age restrictions is so funny, we don't do that in programming, it may be applicable In other fields but not in software programming

Caleb@twenties-ng.com. Osun is my state

tosyne2much:
Who are rapists? That I commented on this thread with a sarcastic comment automatically qualifies me as a rapist ryt? I swear brain no dey ur head at all

Madam, for the fact that someone posts an article like this does not give you the audacity to start ranting, wailing and throwing punches at the person. You're not even better than many of us. Some of you will rant on nairaland to appear as saints when there are various species of guys in your area bleeping your kitty-cat without mercy


The forum offers the chance for everyone to create whatever they like, whether bullshit or sensible.. So next time, when you see a write-up that makes no sense to you, kindly ignore it and move to another thread rather than wailing and showing how frustrated you are to people who don't even know of your existence.


When a write-up is bullshit to you, kindly hit the "create a topic" button and create your own sensible thread. It's as simple as ABC


Lastly, let me get something into your dumb skull, Nairaland is all about getting traffic and a topic does not have to be educational before it's considered FP worthy.. Once a topic is good for controversy, it's considered as a FP material, in exception to sexual explicit write-ups.

Whether Seun posts poo to the FP or not, he will definitely be smiling to the bank at the end of the month


**Abeg swerve comot for this thread make we see road jhor **

Mehn this is what we call the finishing of life, BTW I thought you we're a quiet cool guy o

Gaborone I think you went too far by calling them rapits

Tynasparks:
yes sir

ok , was thinking of taking you out

Tynasparks:
thanks dear

you welcome

any plans for the weekend?

Tynasparks:
Nigeria my country

you are so beautiful

gbadexy:
That looks like a seal.
I've never heard or seen it eaten before except by orcas and sharks.

anything can be eaten in nigeria

some people sha , common patience to take the thin to land dem no get , see as they massacred the poor creature


courtesy Mimzy for Miss NL

Observing

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

What are you doing this weekend.?

KINGinVAHALA:
Lol, abeg I'm your boy o, you re a senior colleague.

I'm not good at turning blind eyes whenever I come across a fellow.

Hope you re good bro?

Alright bro, anyway always think of voting mimzy while you code it puts you in a more relaxed mood and of course your codes will be error free

omenka:
Hmm. You want Refiner to kill me shey?

Who is refiner? Never heard that before

MUVA:
The mimzy train is surely headed to victory. And I'm sure you and your friends would love to be affiliates to success! Let's make this happen!


MIMZY for Miss Nairaland-2016!! Nairaland Ooni baje oOOoo!!!

Obaje ti

Godmother I present mimzy to you. What do you think

mimzy:
ehmm pm if you don't mind?

Sent you one

MUVA:
Sharp guy


#Respect

Abi nw, she really looks cool though. Do you have pics of mimzy.?

mimzy:
ha lolz. i don't have a boyfriend/i am not searching for one either.

I'll appreciate your support alongside your friends. Please join the winning team already my brother . leme quickly friendzone you

smellymouth muva postmann

I didn't ask if you we're searching now. Lol it's my constitional right to do the searching . Putting me in the friend zone makes it easy. BTW do you have campaign materials.?

KINGinVAHALA:
Hey bro, your signature, you are a programmer?

Yes sir

queenoflafia:
Don't cancel your wedding plans pls.there is no perfect man and neither is there a perfect woman.just talk to him and let him know how what he is doing is affecting u.
The other day I said it was in their DNA,they called for my head

What are you saying sef because your husband or bf cheats on you doesn't make me or other guys same. You need a change of orientation

mimzy:
yea. wassup

I wish to vote for you and also bring my friends like karleb,omenka,dhtml18 and the rest but I need to know if you have a bf already

suzan404:
lol...maybe you should direct the question to her.

Mimzy are you there.?

God bless effiong for his apt decision and wisdom

suzan404:
really??then all you can do to express your love is to vote for her.

Hmm..that's quite easy just hope she won't be needing a ferrari later BTW you haven't answerd me concerning the bf question

olafum1:
NLC must resist every scam.. Nothing less than d reversal of fuel pump price is acceptable.. The minimum wage should be increased however, then after like 6months we can come together again to further discuss subsidy removal

Which school did you attend

suzan404:
hmm..why do you wanna know??

Just curious that's all, besides I think I like her

suzan404:
because she's humble,intelligent,unique...so many things to say about her

Does she have a boyfriend

suzan404:
sweetie..I don't have much words to say to make u feel better but she deserves it,,pls vote for her..

How does she deserve it

Hmm...that response no get joy at all

tomisinobm:
Same here oo. Went as far as going to a technician, he said i should bring 7k for touch. Calls were not ending so I thought the screen was bad.

I had similar issue too last week

tosyn2baby:
How about speed. Is the Internet connection fast?!

GLO is like phcn, but data consumption is fair unlike mtn