ifex370:
. Quite sad



If you carry out a survey on Nairaland you would find out that not less than 89% have some form of mental disorder

[center]. Simple fact[/center]

wristbangle:
I hate to see guys who cannot control their urge for sex, thereby, disgracing themselves in public places just because they lack self control and have no shame at all. I mean what's the essence of putting yourself in a mess when you can avoid this menace that brings forth shame and embarrassment.

So, ladies if you notice the following attributes in a guy at public places, just know that such guy is sex starved.

1. They use their joystick to brush a lady's butt on queue

This is a situation that occurs more frequently on a queue (banking hall, ATM point, BRT terminals, etc). I have lost counts of guys that have been brutally embarrassed by ladies for stylishly rubbing their joystick against their butts. There was one I experienced last week at GTB when I spot a guy moving his groin slowly against a lady's butt and before I blinked my eyes twice, a heavy slap was registered on that guy's face.

2. They shamelessly chase ladies with huge bosom and butt

Let's be frank here, guys who are sex starved are sometimes very easy to spot at public places because they act like male dogs on libido. The way they chase ladies is linked to a perverted he-goat. They are always staring at a lady's bosoms and before you know it, their joysticks will start reciting national anthem.

3. They want ladies to sit behind them on okada

To be very frank, I like it when a lady sits behind me on okada so that I can enjoy the sensation of her bosom. To help matters, if she decides to sit in the middle, It gives the privilege to also feel the sensation of her butt the moment okada man grabs the brake. After all, someone like Tosyne2much cannot deny he's also guilty of this sensational experience.

4. They like leaning against ladies' chest in public transport

Some guys are professional in the game of satisfying their urge in public transport by leaning against a lady's chest in danfo and keke napep. They pretend to be asleep and will rent their heads on a lady's bosoms and will pretend as if it wasn't a deliberate attempt when the lady complains.

5. They pee on their trouser when a lady sits beside them

Some sex starved dudes are so stuupid to the extent that when they sit beside an innocent, young lady and unconsciously, they will release sperm. The worst part of it is that they still wear same undies and trouser to their girlfriend house to complete their rendezvous mission.

6. They stare lust fully and uncontrollably

This is common to all guys but some do it abnormally. Kingtom, a gynecologist, once told how he lost control of his car wheel when he was staring lustfully at a patient's butt. He said despite people's warning that there was danger ahead, all that was on his mind was to have missionary and reverse cow intimacy style with the babe. A doctor at that? Smh.

7. They whistle to a lady as if she's a dog

It's so disrespectful when one uses animal sound to call a lady as if she is a bingo. This is an act common to those sex starved touts and local guys at computer village and Obalende who chase ladies as if their whole life depends on them. These ones are nothing but frustrated perverts.

8. They seize the opportunity of road gallops to romance a lady's body

This happens more in long distance vehicles such as Toyota hiace and luxury buses when the bus gallops, sex starved dudes will use the opportunity to rub their hands against your bosom and quickly throw away their faces. In fact. when others are complaining of the dilapidated roads in the country, they will be thanking God such negative predicament is serving its purpose.

Gaborone:



Isn't it funny that you are one of those guys you describe? You said so yourself when you talked about being on a bike with a female.

Some of your friends here have also posted about how their get their own sexual action from unsuspecting females.

The same thing you came to warn ladies about, you are guilty of. The twist's actually funny, but not funny to me.

Chrisrare:
Lie mohammed

Ewatomi26:






Because you are good at cooking up stories... Does not mean everyone, does the same bro

refiner:

...Nawa ooo...see me see wahala ooo

I'm beginning to suspect u are from the knights!

what's your own....I love myself just the way I am,is the pill to bitter to swallow?.....

ok,lemme burst your burble.....

I was once fat,yea I was...and I never liked myself,so I decided to slim down,gym and exercise a lot....and now I'm just perfect!...

sweety,I admire myself just the way I am,if I wanted to add some weight,I would av done that a long time ago.....

thanks for your concerns...*ezigbo mmadu*...but I'm sweet,just the way I am!
pls desist from my mention!thanks...

refiner:
...smellymouth na wetin nah?...why u wan buy all the land here!

don't be an aka gum sobori!

tosyne2much:
Who are rapists? That I commented on this thread with a sarcastic comment automatically qualifies me as a rapist ryt? I swear brain no dey ur head at all

Madam, for the fact that someone posts an article like this does not give you the audacity to start ranting, wailing and throwing punches at the person. You're not even better than many of us. Some of you will rant on nairaland to appear as saints when there are various species of guys in your area bleeping your kitty-cat without mercy


The forum offers the chance for everyone to create whatever they like, whether bullshit or sensible.. So next time, when you see a write-up that makes no sense to you, kindly ignore it and move to another thread rather than wailing and showing how frustrated you are to people who don't even know of your existence.


When a write-up is bullshit to you, kindly hit the "create a topic" button and create your own sensible thread. It's as simple as ABC


Lastly, let me get something into your dumb skull, Nairaland is all about getting traffic and a topic does not have to be educational before it's considered FP worthy.. Once a topic is good for controversy, it's considered as a FP material, in exception to sexual explicit write-ups.

Whether Seun posts poo to the FP or not, he will definitely be smiling to the bank at the end of the month


**Abeg swerve comot for this thread make we see road jhor **

Smellymouth:
I remember during the Molue era, we were heading to Ijanikin from Oshodi, one pervert go use his pr1ck take dey caress one fat yoruba woman yansh..

The sound of the slap be like say tire burst

skywalker888:
Tosin this finishing is just too much

refiner:

[b]..no be wetin God give me?...and I'm proud of it...don't need unnecessary back pain!

it's been long sha...were av u been?[/b]

Smellymouth:
I remember during the Molue era, we were heading to Ijanikin from Oshodi, one pervert go use his pr1ck take dey caress one fat yoruba woman yansh..

The sound of the slap be like say tire burst

refiner:
....

this is very true...I ones experienced this from a perv.....

at any little bumps,he will seize that opportunity to touch my boobs....I kept calm!...then he thought I was enjoying it,he then went down to my skirt,immediately he touched my laps....I formed every spittle in my mouth and throat and spit on him!!!

perverts everywhere!

refiner:
....

this is very true...I ones experienced this from a perv.....

at any little bumps,he will seize that opportunity to touch my boobs....I kept calm!...then he thought I was enjoying it,he then went down to my skirt,immediately he touched my laps....[b]I formed every spittle in my mouth and throat and spit on him!!!

perverts everywhere![/b]

Festivalofholi:
Perfect? Lmao.. U wey dey like person wey get sickle cell. Anyway keep dreaming, its allowed.

...lwkmd!....

sweety go and drawn!...I love my skeleton or sickle cell stature!

crunchyg:


Truly speaking I never knew you are this beautiful, Infact you have won my VOTE

...awwwwww..thanks sweety!

maybe u can join my team...will send u an email!

top of the morning to you!

SycophanticGoat:

NL jail

...lol...
cos ur hands do type the wrong alphabets!...well sha,welcome back!
top of the morning to u!

deltateam:



Girls are also guilty of sitting in a way that allows her bosom to be rubbing a guy's shoulder especially in keke napep. It has happened to me several times.

.. seriously?...I'm ignorant of that!

refiner:
....

this is very true...I ones experienced this from a perv.....

at any little bumps,he will seize that opportunity to touch my boobs....I kept calm!...then he thought I was enjoying it,he then went down to my skirt,immediately he touched my laps....I formed every spittle in my mouth and throat and spit on him!!!

perverts everywhere!

OLUJOSHINS:

Omo U wicked small ooooooo


Y not just slap him?



spiting on a guy is the highest height of embarrassment I know

...lol...and slapping isn't?

refiner:

...lol...and slapping isn't?

oluwasegun007:


maybe u no carry. ..

refiner:

...lol...

cos ur hands do type the wrong alphabets!...well sha,welcome back!

top of the morning to u!

SycophanticGoat:

Gm to you!
How is the pageant and campaign going?

...thanks!
actually we're waiting for u,so we can forge more higher!...

OLUJOSHINS:

slapping mutilates his face.

spitting destroys his dignity

...I didn't think about that!...I was infuriated beyond measure!

OLUJOSHINS:

slapping mutilates his face.

spitting destroys his dignity

...I didn't think about that!...I was infuriated beyond measure!