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Sometimes I feel I shd b clean b4 I can even stand in his presence,I want 2 make peace 1st,cos in our daily lives, if some1 offended us d 1st tin we wld wanna hear 4m d person is I AM SORRY b4 anytin else.just saying sha

Mynd_44: I call that "mynd's version"

as weird as it is,its funny doe.

Mynd_44: Our father
who takes permanent resident in the space called heaven
your name is the most divine of all other names everywhere
may that kingdom you have promised and still promising (through MOGs) come fast
let you rules and regulation, terms and conditions and orders be done on earth as it is done on your home planet
please enable us to feed comfortably today so we do not starve
and please forgive our(they are many indeed) violation of your rules
as we forgive(that may not be really true) those that do same with our rules
please do not test us as we are most likely to fail
but we ask that you continually save us from a world going insane day by dat.

Which do you think comes first? From there, choose an answer

where did u get ur own version of d Lord's prayer?

U re more comcerned wit d way others wld peceive u if u leave ur husband.if u re nt willing 2 make it work wats d point in bringing up ur children 2 grow up seeing their parents argue all d timeur actions wld b justified if u leave ur husband,its all up 2 no which decision is best 4 u & ur kids,basically if u want ur "perfect" r/ship bk I'm sure u know wat 2 do.dis reminds me of d homily in church on friday,"4giveness".
there was dis lady who got married 2 a rich french man,so she wen on vacation wit her son(baby) 2 gabon which is where she is 4m,2 see her mother.while dey were there d child died so she & her mother conspired & adopted another child,so 1 day d mother asked d daughter 4 a favour wen d daughter refused she told d husband wat dey did,bt d husband didn't care cos he has grown 2 luv d kid who was now 6yrs old.4 dat reason she neva 4gave her mother doe d mother was allowed 2 visit & dey talk wen she came around bt she neva 4gave her.
later on she fell sick & was operated on,she still didn't get beta & has 2 go bk 4 another operation,until a friend took her 2 c a priest who den told her 2 4give her mother 4 wat she did in d past,& wen she 4gave she was cured.basically we shd learn 2 4give.

Wen u re saying ur prayers which 1 shd come 1st?asking 4 4giveness or giving him praise & thanksgivingI start mine wit thanksgiving bt lately am beginning 2 think I shd start wit asking 4 4giveness of sins b4 any other thing.wat do y'all think?

Her makup artist didn't just try @ all.wat were dey thinking?it doesn't even look like her sef?

sw: Does ministers use convoy in Nigeria?

u sure u dey dis country?even LG chairmen have convoy,igwe dey get convoy,pastors dey get convoy nt 2 talk of minister.just ve up 2 5cars & d convoy parade begins

taharqa: If you dont know wot u re talking about(and u certainly do not) why dont u ask questns and stop there?ignorant ppl who confidently mk 'points' on public fora disgust me

pls enlighten me?chinese ambassador 2 NL

dedeike: The Fashola you talk of governs a state that is the most indebted in Nigeria. Lagos state tops the list of indebted states in Nigeria with a total Foriegn debt profile of five hundred million dollars.
If in doubt, review this link.http://www.punchng.com/news/lagos-kaduna-criver-ogun-oyo-top-foreign-debtors-list/

Secondly, America's debt profile rose drastically under Obama to 16 trillion dollars.http://money.cnn.com/2012/09/05/news/economy/federal-debt/?iphoneemail

What I'm driving at is that it is not wrong to borrow to finance certain critical projects. Provided that the projects for which the facility is granted is duly executed, then it is in order.
A critical X-ray of the terms of the loan shows that it is almost like a grant. No real objective mind would have a problem with this loan.

bros u missed my point,if dey re taking moni 4 d BASA fund wat do dey still need 500million loan 4?500million no reach fix d electricity problem in nig?am all 4 change nt wen u do it @ d expense of d country.incase u didn't read it,nigeria wld pay bk,a time period was given,so all dis talk about china giving us infrastructure & all dat is just more cheap talk.

OP in dis case........off point.f**k

Shey stella oduah talk say na 4m BASA fund & royalities paid 4m airlines dem won use do renovation & build those new terminals,dat dey re nt borrowing.wat does she need 500 million 4 again now?na free moni b dat na.& dey say jona no b reterdeen...........wat is all dis madness na.fashola/oshomole/akpabio nigeria needs u,cos 2 me dey re d only governors we have in nigeria,mayb rochas 2.

Shey stella oduah talk say na 4m BASA fund & royalities paid 4m airlines dem won use do renovation & build those new terminals,dat dey re nt borrowing.wat does she need 500 million 4 again now?na free moni b dat na.& dey say jona no b reterdeen...........wat is all dis madness na.fashola/oshomole/akpabio nigeria needs u,cos 2 me dey re d only governors we have in nigeria,mayb rochas 2

akagaba: Yes o, il kip following him becus He is d Jesus Chrisht Rep on earth. Jesus is no mor on earth& thats why He sent him 2us, so thru him, ive seen Jesus. Get that in2 ur poverty stricken skull& beta follow ths rite path if at all u love ur life. Blind man.

Re u dat blind u didn't even realise I'm nt a man?bros wen u sane let me know,I won't exchange words wit u.its goes 2 show u don't even know u re made in d image of God,wat makes u any diff 4m him?wat is ur bible 4?d guidlines has been given 2 u wat else do u need?4 him 2 say CM is giving ur live a meaning?u re even more dum dan I tot.bros waka straight

Serious issue & dey re all nowhere 2 b found...... .like some1 pointed out,its possible compensation might have been paid in d past,if it wasnt den u re entitled 2 compensation,u don't just need any lawyer bt a "bulldog".I suggest u do ur homework cos shell don't pay their lawyers 4 notin

akagaba: Pst Chris is a wondaful man, raising men, women n children 4 Christ. Ths can only be done by d holy spirit. Ths girl will grow up 2touch lives in amazing ways, she is an embodiment& a product of d word. Pst Chris, i wonder how ths world wud hav been without u. U ar truly Jesus xst Representative. Ride on sir, ur followers ar increasing in billions day in day out. D more people criticize u, d higher ur ministry. U even need thos criticisms/abuses frm peopl 2move upward n higher& i pray they come more n more, afteral critics can only be behind u 2watch ur back & backbite u. Im so proud 2be identified wit u. I love u sir.

keep following him u hear,don't go & follow jesus christ,blind pple.mtchewwwww.dats y dey keep feeding off "u pple",brainless goats.REPENT,stop all dis una prosperity bull*shit.d bible says 4 a rich man 2 make heaven wld b like a camel passing through d eye of a neddle,until ur "sir" learns 2 give 2 d poor & sell off all dis belonging,u pple re insignificant b4 me

Where is her wedding band?abi na im b wetin I dey c so

Talk is cheap,there is always some1 2 blame wen dey fail,dey shd blame d ball na,seems it was moving 2 fast 4 their slow a**

Mr Rector: I bt her a new nkia scrin touch, rmov de ba3 and put the ring in de ba3 slot. nd gave the envlope to her mum to give to her as a gift. (Cos i never reason with her b/4. I only saw her in church) the next sunday, an usher told me dat am needed outside, i saw a bright and hppy angel on white top with my diamont on her finger. 1yr later she became my queen.

if dis no b super story den u really cute

D-Explorer:
Keep dreaming!

make una no vex abeg,who b dis cindy?she is really famous oh,wen do I get 2 meet her??

D-Explorer:
Keep dreaming!

make una no vex abeg,who b dis cindy?she is really famous oh,wen do I get 2 meet her?

Mynd_44: As long as you had rice, you are affected.
Hehehehehe

hahahahahaha

Guess we both re unaffected,made rice & beans wit fried plaintain 2day.vex ke?as in hw na?not @ all

D-Explorer:
Lass, go to bed.

D,who b lass?

Hw did dis sunday rice syndrome stick 2 our culture?its funny hw a large number of families in d country always prepares rice on every sunday of every week.wat do u think is d cause?just curious

Mynd where ID she has been MIA,is she ok?

1 I can always trust ,was expecting dis 2 b on d front page oh

Decryptor: LMAO! Was it that boring?

u ve no idea. .even my 9yr old cuz chats beta,no jokes.

4m ur post I c say u no get power 2 cook @ all.u can get a seive(one wit tight holes)after blending u boil 4 like 5mins den just pour it in d seive den allow d water go off,wen its dry u can now fry.don't use a seive wit big holes oh,if nt all d tomatoes go just throwway.u don't ve 2 boil b4 u fry,if u fry straight u still get d same taste,u just ve 2 leave it 2 dry dats all.after u pay me 4 dis tutorial,no b 4 free oh

The Federal Executive Council (FEC) has approved contracts worth N86.7billion for the re-construction of Benin-Ofusu-Ore-Ajebandele-Shagamu road, 10-lane Southern Parkway in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) as well as the purchase of emergency equipment for the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA).

According to the Minister of Information, Mr. Labaran Maku, who briefed State House correspondents after Wednesday’s Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting, the approval followed presentations made to the Council by the Ministries of Works and FCT.

A breakdown of the contracts showed that the sum of N65,223,155,642.34 was considered and approved for the rehabilitation and reconstruction of the Benin-Ofusu-Ore-Ajebandele-Shagamu road in favour of RCC Nigeria Limited with a completion period of 36 months.

The construction of Southern Parkway from Christian Centre, S8/S9 to Ring 1, (RRI), Abuja was awarded at the cost of the cost of N10, 901,225,367.90 bringing the total cost of the project to N16,234,553,335.64 in favour of Setraco (Nig) Ltd with a completion period of 30 months while the total contract sum for the purchase of NEMA equipment was N933,865,037.

Maku said the construction of the Southern Parkway in Abuja was part of efforts to reduce heavy traffic being experienced in the city, adding that when completed, it would ease the increasing heavy traffic situation in the southern parts of the city within the corridors of already developed and fast developing districts such as Central Area, Garki, Gudu and Durumi.

On the NEMA equipment, the Minister noted that the rampant increase in the spate of disasters in the country has continued to stretch the resources of the agency.

He noted that NEMA lacked most of the necessary operational equipment to meet the challenges posed by disasters, saying “it has therefore become necessary for the agency to urgently increase its equipment outlay in order to improve its capacity to cope with emergency incidences in an effective and timely manner.”

Council also approved the sum of N2.835billion for phase II contract for the provision of infrastructure to Apo Estate layout in the FCT, thereby bringing the total sum of phase I and II to N5.755billion.

The contract is in favour of Messrs Cat Construction Group (Nig.) Ltd.

On Environment, the Council ratified the President’s anticipatory approval for the Sagbama erosion control rehabilitation works in Bayelsa State in favour of Messrs Nigerian Westminister Dredging and Marine Limited in the sum of N1.501billion, with completion period of 12months.

Has or as?am lost

Idowuogbo: 30secs!

e 2 much oh