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Seriously oh na oga OP una una suppose dey fire sef,cos out of all d 4 qualities no 1 good.he 4got 2 add religious, responsible & homely girls like B barbie,he really hurt her feelings.Op no vex oh,u get sis?abi she no get any of dis 4 qualities?abi she no follow 4 d girls?

Seriously oh na oga una una suppose dey fire sef,cos out of all d 4 qualities non re good.he 4got 2 add religious, responsible & homely girls like B barbie,he really hurt her feelings.Op no vex oh,u get sis?abi she no get any of dis 4 qualities?

Am kidda lost,I have a party in my house,play loud music,my friends & I re dancing,mayb alcohol mayb nt,I go 2 a club house do d same?wats d diff?cos its tagged a "club"its a horrible act dat makes 2 irresponsible?my dear NLers is there sometin am missing?

masterpiecer: discombobulated threads like dis draws my attention, especially when i see that OP is in a state of absolute discombobulation

u might need killz for an explaination, seriously

I.DI.OT,need help wit dat?

Is there an a/c I need 2 pay in2 or phone number 2 call if u wanna make front page dat I missed

Seriously?who re dey?neve heard of dem

2ru-talk:
because he said something positive about Nigeria. It baffles me how pessimistic Nigerians can be about their own country. I mean it baffles me tremendously.

hw naïve can u b @ dis age?

I hp jona doesn't act dum 2 invite dem in oh,if nt we wld end up like libya,dey wld come cause war give una guns 2 kill una sef den come suck oil free of charge.

masterpiecer: thats not a new invention, like someone said:

pple like u try 2 b smart bt end up looking stupid.everybody knows its a snooker board.d point is 1 made of clay dum a**

moremi2008: Poverty

copy cat

Maria-Goretti:
lol....d church members go finish d pastor.

nt dis days ohhh.now pple wld say oh,ahhhh,thank God he is playing safe,oh pastor u re such an inspiration 2 us,thank God 4 u,blab blab blab blab.

Adolak: Joblessness!!! as 'AJJ' signature reads.

Lmao

Is it the caption?

People's comment,a particular person? or the nature of the story?

which is it?

Share your views please.

Its heartbreaking wen I listen 2 dis forums & c pple wit real solns & who understands d system well.y can't our leaders or lapi bois listen & pass d message accross if they re 2 busy 2 listen?wen ll all this pple b tired of corruption?dey shd save d lives of our children oh.

Paul John: N5,000 will strengthen the cashless policy – CBN official
The Director, Corporate Communications Affairs of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Mr Ugochukwu Okoroafor has affirmed that the apex bank’s decision to introduce the N5,000 note is to strengthen the cashless policy of the bank.

Illustartion of the planned N5000 with leading female activists by Vanguard newspaper.
He further explained that the Project Cure which is the review of the nation’s currency announced by the CBN last week, is in-line with the CBN’s statutory policy of reviewing the nation’s currency. He also stated that the move is in line with global best practices of reviewing nation’s legal tender on a regular basis of every five-eight years.

Mr Okoroafor on our weekly breakfast show, Sunrise, noted that the N1,000 has been in existence in the last seven years. N500 has been around for 11 years, N200 for 12 years and the N100 for 13years, hence the need for this overall review of the currency, which according to him is ‘over-due’.

The corporate affairs manager also argued that it is essential to rejuvenate the currency, “to make it new”, “for an economy that is just coming out a global recession” he said.

However, a chartered accountant, Bala Zaka, countered the CBN’s policy, describing it as ‘irrelevant brilliancy’.
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/08/25/n5000-will-strengthen-the-cashless-policy-cbn-official/

hw stupid do they think nigerians re?u want a review of d currency, y nt change d note instead of adding another denomination?if dats hw past pple have been adding notes we 4 neva get 1million naira note by now?y nt add 2000 note sef,na 5000 dem c.hw dem won give person change inside bus,or if u go buy pepper?dis is stupid
Wen was d last time american or other leading nation added a new denomination?2 get change 4 a $100 bill is war.seriously?jona no go stop dis kind madness.

ebamma: PDP is my party i shall not
want,he makes me to lie
down in aso rock
mansion,he leads me to
the post of president,he
restoreth my shoe,he
leads me in the paths of
lootingness for his names
sake.
Yea Though i walk
through the roads of
borno state,i shall fear no
evil,for soldiers and
policemen are with
me,their guns and their
bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank
account before me,in the
presence of my
enemies,the anoint my
account with bribes,my
balance runs over
Surely Patience and her
english shall follow me,all
the days of my life,and i
shall dwell in my house in
bayelsa forever and ever
Amen.

its sad u wld joke wit a bible passage like dis.there shd b limits 2 joke we crack.

Kobojunkie: um . . .. child, this has nothing to do with an Ego. Like you, little boy, I am expressing my opinion on a forum. If you do not like it, rather than throw a tantrum, you can take your own advice and "get to hell" . . . it is really that simple.

ve u taken ur meds 2day?*smh*

nikkyshyne: There is nothing wrong with the topic as far as I am concerned. Our parents are not perfect. It is a thing we cannot deny. Talking about it publicly doesn't make us damaged or portraying them in bad light. We love our parents still even with those imperfections.

As for me, I hate the fact that she left me for heaven when I was still quite young.

thanks nikky,help me tell dem oh,may her soul rest in peace.

Kobojunkie: I don't think this has to do with having a sense of humor. A laugh at the end does not remove from the fact that what you are doing is coming on a public forum to discuss something that you ought to deal with in your personal life.

personal life ke?did I tell u I am a damaged child?abeg waka well,mtchewwwww

Omo Alata: Her curses. Any little offence and she will grab her chest and her crotch and curse. "Unless you didn't suck these or come out of this" FFS

hahahahaha,no kidding

I gueSs some1's sense of humour got lost in NL.if u didn't c,there was a laf @ d end.mtchewwww.funny enough its sometin we tease her about in d house so shut it cos u don't know jack.

No offence 2 my mother bt If there is 1 thing I don't like about my mother is dat she cld b a control freak.she wants everytin done exactly d way she wants it,if it isn't dat,then u didn't do it right.I knew hw 2 cook only when I went on holiday to an uncle's house after secondary school about entering the university,cos dat was the 1st time i ever cooked on my own,I just knew d steps in my head bt neva tried it out @ home cos my mum was scared I wld spoil d entire meal.I cld do simple things like boil rice,make eba etc bt stuffs like soup & stew were off limits 4 me.hahahahah.wats yours?

godonz.oki:
Evn afta i took time to explain d meaning of dat bill board, som ppl r still being so stupid yt we blame d govt 4 a failing nation weras, we r seeing A yet calling it B. No wonda d bible said dat 'My ppl perish bc of ignorance'. I c its manifestation here. To all d catholics, without prejudice to catholicism, my no one issue wt catholic followers is stunge idolatory u guys comit out of ignorance. 2ndly, u ppl rada uphold mary, d moda of Jesus rada dan Jesus him self. I dont want to dwell on dat bt i jst pray dat by d time u guys realise, it wont b too late. Bc Dis pix shows Pst Chris as a pope, mks u guys feel like its a scrillage. Gro up cos its only a story wt great meaning.

u need 2 read it again,u re d ignorant 1.hp u didn't miss english class?if u did find an interpreter 2 explain it 4 u word 4 word

I am greately offended cos am cath,dey were very stupid 2 ve used d pope in their billboard.re dey saying d pope isn't doing a good job as a shepherd?@least he isn't feeling off d flock.shey na still man of God dem dey judge now.all u C.M idiots way dey here una beta respect una self,if una won serve God una serve God if una won serve Chris dats una biz.d pope helps d nEedly,una pastor get over 30jeep,hw many pple has he help.wats was d condition jesus gave dat rich man In d bible 4 him 2 make heaven?he told him go sell all ur belongings den come follow me.until u penticostal pastors do dat,I feel so sorry 4 all ur souls.RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!

ayobase: One of the things u do for love!
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Did I just read ''.....so Slimy!!!''?

duhh!!!cat fish is slimy na

Jasmine Jetz: D worst is peeling unripe plantain,it is so strong,it gets into ur fingernails and leaves ur hand dirty and gummy,even if u watch ur hands wit groundnut oil and omo,ur hands are stil gummy.I reali hate dat plantain

red oil gets it out beta dan G oil

siobahn: Use native soap, those ones mixed by those market women. Those natural things work. Then use Elizabeth arden's visible difference, revlon spot remover works too or QEI+ with shea butter

by native soap u mean stuffs like dudu osun?cos am clueless if its nt.& wats QEI?hw long b4 i start seing effects.i react 2 water & d irritation wen its gone leave dark spots,haven't been able 2 find a soln 4 d spots

ogugua88: Never seen that film, even with all the hype it got lol.

Wait, is this the one that tweeted their engagement some weeks back? They married fast.

i think she is pregnant,4m her engagement pix she was looking pregnant.just a hunch sha

i am in search of spots removal cream/soap etc,pls nt bleaching cream ohhhh,abeg........any suggestions?