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@Inked_Nerd, photos dont lie Inked_Nerd.

Thanks for the link

450 Grooms Wed GIRLS Under Ten In Gaza                                     
By Paul L. Williams, Ph.D.                                                 
Thelastcrusade.org                                                         
                                                                           
A gala event has occurred in Gaza.                                         
Hamas sponsored a mass wedding for four hundred and fifty couples.  Most of the grooms were in their mid to late twenties; most of brides were under ten.                                                                 
                                                                           
Muslim dignitaries including Mahmud Zahar, a leader of Hamas, were on hand to congratulate the couples who took part in the carefully staged  celebration.                                                               
                                                                           
We are saying to the world and to America that you cannot deny us joy and happiness, Zahar told the grooms, all of whom were dressed in identical black suits and hailed from the nearby Jabalia refugee camp.               
Each groom received a gift of 500 dollars from Hamas.                     
                                                                           
The pre-pubescent girls, dressed in white gowns and adorned with garish  make-up, received bridal bouquets.                                         
                                                                           
We are presenting this wedding as a gift to our people who stood firm in the face of the siege and the war, Local Hamas strongman Ibrahim Salaf said in a speech.                                                         
                                                                           
The wedding photos tell the rest of the sordid tale.   

The International Center for Research on Women now estimates that there are 51 million child brides now living on planet earth and almost all in Muslim countries.                                                         
                                                                           
Twenty-nine percent of these child brides are regularly beaten and   molested by their husbands in Egypt ; twenty six percent receive similar abuse in Jordan .                                                         
                                                                           
Every year, three million Muslim girls are subjected to genital           
mutilation, according to UNICEF.  This practice has not been outlawed in many parts of America .       

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Sani Yerima has committed no sin if this is the case. This world is a jungle

@sjam, You have freedom of speech but you dont have what it take to see inside of me to know what my intentions are, i might claim it's an ego thing and might also claim it's not but you still wont be able to determine what is on my mind cos it's inside of me, but believe it or not it's not a shock factor, and as for my gf, she was there when i started picking interest in this Transracial adoption thing when i saw the Chinese boy i spoke about, she understands and see reason with me, and for your information you reside in Poland, so i dont think you know much about Nigeria.with good money you can live a better life more than most part of the world in Nigeria.A child raised in the usa in the heart of queens is worst than the one raised in ajegunle lagos.

@Becomrich, Keep up the good work, you are a great Nairalander, lol! that's why you were voted the best Nairalander of the year in the political section, All hail President Becomerich of the New Benin Republic.

@Luap, Thanks, I wish i cold la my hands on the movie.i would like to watch it. Thanks once again for our encouragement.
@Travelista, tough i lay low when it comes to commenting on Nairaland but i am very active in reading people's opinion and i think you are a very realistic person cos i have seen quite a number of comment from you and they are all realistic and straight to the point.Thanks for your compliment after seeing my real intention.i know i am still going to get heat from Nairalander but i await it. when i act, i will let you know.
@Makajibbz, No it will be weird seeing a Chinese, Japanese or Caucasian Kid behaving like an Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa boy, lol, Thanks for our contribution anyway.

@Travelista, i am not doing it cos of shock value, i once saw a Chinese boy whom i love and wish i could adopt him. it's a personal thing. well! i have thought about all the things you said.it's just something i love to do, if you are doing something you have to consider the advantages and disadvantage and i have done that.i love to adopt a child cos i love to help someone that is not having a home but i have considered all the question you asking and that's why i am pushing it to the public.Nairaland is a place to get the public heat; i mean more than u will receive from the main public and i want to feel the heat now before acting.i told you my thought according to the society is bizarre and i dont plan to do things cos of people but cos i love to do it and love what i am doing.

@Blueice4real, Thanx, but what's your personal view ?

I have been thinking lately.I want to have just 2 Kids but if i will have another child, maybe i will adopt.I am beginning to love the idea of adoption especially not from Nigeria but a foreign land.My girlfriend is white and we are thinking of marriage. I always love to go against the masses in almost everything and it brings controversy and sometimes lead people to think i am nut. One of these things that makes me an Enigma to people is the way i think and recently i have being thinking of Adoption after 2 kids.I am not thinking of adopting a Black child but thinking of White, Chinese, Indian or Hispanic. what do you think about Transracial adoption ? Please! be decent in your contribution no abuses cos of my choice.

Recently Sandra Bullock did so and it generated so much controversy in the usa.i dont care about controversy so far i am giving a good life and loving home to a child that needs it but the fact is that m choice is beyond the Nigerian bother line. Below are few well known world acclaimed superstar that follow my line:
[list]
[li]Sandra Bullock (White) - Loius (Black) [/li]
[li]Regina Bush (Black) - Stace Bush (White) [/li]
[li]Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie (White) - Zahara (Black ethopia) & Maddox (Cambodian)[/li]
[li]Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise (White) - Connor (Black) and Isabela (Hspanic) [/li]
[li] Mia Farrow (White) - Lark Song (Japanese)[/li]
[li] Madonna (White) - David Banda (Black from Malawi) [/li]
[li] Michelle Pfeiffer (White) - Claudia Rose (Mixed, Black) [/li]
[li] Steven Spielberg (White) - Theo (Black) [/li]
[li] Lionel Richie (Black) - Nicole Richie (White) [/li]
[/list]

You can read the controversy concerning Regina and Stacey Bush especially. i think a good home for the child id the most important. Now i am not doing it in America but in Nigeria: it's a two case thing: Adopting a Child outside Nigerian shore and Transracial adoption. Please! Contribute with discipline and no abuse.

haha, Super chickens you mean, on the field of play i see 10 super chicken and 1 super eagle (Vincent Eyeama), lol!

sorry bro, i think the thread should be deleted, i didn't know that something like that existed before posting, i check on the front page of the sport thread but didn't see anything like that before i posted, the mod can delete it.

kaitatology-the study of mental illness or d phobia of being normal.
kaitaestetics-the act of injecting strong fluids into ones body thus havin the feeling of uselessness and self dis-belief.
kaitagopolidis-the newly discovered god of destruction in Greek mythology.

KAITA (Kai-ta)
v. Kai*ta, Kai*tas, kai*ta'ed, kai*ta'ing

1. To single-handedly dash the hopes and aspirations of one's nation in the full glare of other nations
2. To karate-kick your way out of the greatest stage/spotlight ever known to man
3. To destroy/zap/siphon the energies of teammates plus 140 million people through unexplainable stupidity
4. To act foolishly, unintelligently or irrationally and IMMEDIATELY regret the action by falling on your knees.

(Etymology: Derived from the dreadful match between Nigeria and lowly Greece at the 2010 Soccer World Cup)

Usage:

"Please, please, do not KAITA what we have been building for 50 years o! Oloshi!"

"I don't care what people say, I will KAITA the multi-billion dollar plan!"

"That man, you know, the hopeless, useless, visionless, KAITAing guy!"

"I was KAITAing until I met Jesus!"


Synonyms:

1. Sabotage
2. Incapacitate
3. Destroy/Demobilize
4. Jeopardize
5. Impair
6. Implode
7. Shege Banza!

OTHER MEANINGS AND DERIVATIVES

KAITA (Kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta

A term that describes a temporary but kaitastrophic loss of mental competency and faculty.
See also Instant Amnesia.


KAITAISIS (Kai-ta-i-sis)
n. Kai*ta*i*sis

1. A new mental sickness recently discovered by Neurosurgeons. It affects the victim's ability to think right or make right judgement especially when it matters most.

2. Victims often confuse the game of soccer for a karate session. Its derived from the new word KAITA



KAITARIZATION (Kai-ta-ri-za-tion)
n. Kai*ta*ri*za*shen

Kaitarization is the act of being turned into a useless mongol OR a Shaolin Temple soccer player.
(Source: chichi234 & colomb)


KAITA-KAITA (Kai-ta-kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta*kai*ta

Kaita-Kaita means unprecedented confusion and unimaginable pandemonium
Usage: "Kaita-kaita don burst!"



KAITA (Kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta

A highly explosive bomb needed more in Iraq than in Nigeria
Usage: "Allied Forces just dropped the K-Bomb! Yes! The Kaita! Ladies and gentlemen, THE WAR IS OVER!!!!

KAITARACT (Kai-ta-ra-ct)
n. Kai*ta*ra*kt

A one-of-a-kind eye defect that makes a soccer player see another player as a Jabulani Ball to be kicked
Usage: "Pity, he suffered from a sudden chronic case of Kaitaract" .

@Maedan, Thank God he never got hold of me, the way the guy sound he would have cut me into two cos u need to see him, he was so determined, from that very day when i see him from a mile i make sure i run another mile difference before i wait knowing that he cant get me, though he never recognise me again but till date i dont think if i go near that area i will like to hear that name close to me, lmfao!

@Aisha2, u got it wrong, i died a million times in that cupboard, hahahaha, cut me into 2 my foot, it's a story i will live to tell my 15th generation, lol!

As a child i remember that i did something terrible, their used to be a half lunatic man (ppl's reasoning) in my enviroment, Not really a lunatic but do crazy things sometime, he lives in a house, so cant call him lunatic and got a job, but you must not call him baba russia, so on one of my birthday, something went wrong with my brain; i think and i shouted baba russia.he ran after me for almost an hour and i was like dying and panting like m life is going to be snuffed out when i got home, i straight away ran into the cupboard in my bedroom.he came to my house with a cutlass and a crown shaft of a vehicle engine and told my mum to bring me out, that he must cut me into 2 that day.my mum and other neighbour begged him but he refused as my sisters often come to the door of the room to inform me of the happenings. i almost died inside the house, he didnt leave until after 2 hours and told my mum he's coming back to cut me into two, imagine! he said not more than 2; just 2, gush!!! lol! .He said he is not ready to kill me but just cut me into 2, i didnt leave inside the cupboard where i was hiding until late in the night, lmfao!!! what a Birthday Gift, !!!

@god of the sun, you are here again, becomrich is waiting for you.

@becomerich, i cant stop laughng, there is always a need for this too serious politcal guys on the political section to ease off the stress but without you that is impossible on Nairaland, keep bribing google for all your satellite picture, i bet the satellite picture gave you the politics man of te ear on nairaland for 2009, i just cant remain laid back today, just gotta comment on your post, lol!, lmfao! *~laughing and rolling on the floor~*

@god of the sun, as i said you can leave nigeria if you are not comfortable with the politics, i wont leave nairaland unless you acknowledge and deny nigeria and its' politics. Dont start bitching in Nigeria to Nigerians about Nigeria. You can take your area boys attitude to the street not where the game of intelligence is being played, i respect you but remember respect begat respect, and likewise disrespect can begat disrespect.

@sun of god, i think you have a problem with the nigerian politics and you dont have a problem with the nairaland politics.if you tell me to leave nairaland because i am not comfortable with godfatherism and cabal then you can also leave Nigeria and it's politics as well.so better you stop complaining about the politics in nigeria.you are an hypocrite.nairaland is not a federal website ? how much do you pay nairaland to sare your opinion also, i dont get angry but our opinion is irrelevant and ou make no sense.if you are not comfortable with te thread then leave the thread just like i told you earlier instead of derailing it.i am waiting for your nasty attitude, it's high time you go back home and let your parent teach you the ABC of a respectful African child, Area Boy, Agbero,

@shotster50, Thank you , i dont know why people find it difficult to allow others express themselves.HE doesnt understand what Freedom of Speech means, they are the know all in this world, i bet he's one of those that critisize the governement vehemently and will still do worse at a simple opportunity. shotster50 God bless you for your understanding.

@solakay, i share our sentiment but the fact that some people can say things that are unreasonable and go scot free and others cant do that reflect te nigerian government attitude in this forum.whatever we start from the grassroot is what we will take to the top, whatever we start from a small place is what we would take to the large place, all the same i appreciate your thoughtful contribution compare to sun of god's unreasonable contribution.

@RichyBlack, Maybe, i think The Amaka can fit into Dora's shoe on Nairaland, Atleast you find it interesting compare to god of the sun, lol!

@Marvix, What a great observation, lol!, Becomrich Arewa Consultative Forum, lmfao!

@Jarus, Keep up the Jonathan attitude, lol

@desigiezd, Have you forgotting that Nigeria is a place where once a single word suface it will eat deep into the society and you can see it consistently for more than one year but when it disappear you might not see it again, Please! let us use Cabal while it's existing in the Nigerian Dictionary, lol!

@Knotty, hardywaltz, ilugunboy, kudos , i thought i was alone, lol!

@Kosovo, You are amongst this Cabal i am talking about, so what you say might not matter much, lol! ,

@Master2, Talk to the Obasanjo/godfather of Nairaland and follow him like a Dog with no hope without him and who knows you might be made the Jonathan just to Replace Yaradua, lol!

@sun of god, politics happens everywhere. and this is political section and i dont see any rules that says that the politics happening in Nairaland cannot be mentioned. You can disagree with me but you cant stop me from sharing my opinion as it's the same people down here with the same political attitude that get up there someday and misbehave, better to start correcting it from here.it might sound like a joke to you but this if looked into with deep thought is a serious issue.

@Sun of god, Just like you are free to leave this thread if you dont like the post.
@Invisible, Just exactly like your aimless contribution, lol!

We complain about the Nigerian Government Cabal
Personally i think there is a Cabal also in Nairaland,
Do you know this so call Cabal in Nairaland?
Who are the people in the Cabal?

Personally! i think Seun is the Godfather
He dictate and do as he wishes just like President Yara'dua with No check and Balance
Mukina can be seen as the Turai of this World
People Like Michelin89,spikedcylinder etc are the Aandoaka's of Nairaland as they dont get Fired for any reason as moderator as sometimes they talk anyhow and damn the consequecies,
Jarus possess a bit of Jonathan in him as he plays along and always neutral

I dont want to get banned  again so i better let the ordinary citizens of Nairaland talk before this Thread is seen as anti-Nairaland Government.
Share your Opinion Concerning the Nairaland Cabal,
What do they do that pisses you off and liken them to the Dying Yara'dua Kitchen Cabinet,

@Becomrich, Cant stop laughing, You have really tried anyway with your constitution for the Nigeria-Benin Republic parliament, Keep Dream with your Satelite map (no wonder you won the coveted position as the Nairaland of the Year on Political Section), If the Dream is Big Enough the Facts dont Count, God help me here, i am dying of laughter on Nairaland, hahaha,

@Debosky, i hardly comment on Nairaland though i am very addicted to Nairaland, so u might not really know me but reading your post on this particular thread leave me with no option but to comment. I am highly impressed by your intellectual display and wisdom in response to the thread topic. It shows that despite the fact that you are a religious person you still make good use of your brain to analyse things appropriately. I think i will advice the person that wrote the article to borrow from your knowledge while writing next time and not just come out to lay claim on issues that seem beyond his intellectual capacity. Nairaland is really a place to learn and if you can really sit back and analyse you can differentiate between the grass and the weeds. Thankz,

@Bennyboy, As you can see, i am not the only one that think this way about you, I came back to read this thread after a while and i saw exactly the answer i am expecting from you. Prove me wrong if you have ever seen/say any good thing about the country Nigeria in your Posts.You always take people off the topic and start chastising and castigating Nigeria. Prove me Wrong if you have ever posted anything good about Nigeria.

@All, I have never seen @Bennyboy on any other Thread except the one that talks about Nigeria and all he come there to do is to say all the Negatives, Others see the Good and the Bad in Nigeria but he sees nothing but Bad, If someone from Nigeria has done something wrong to him, then he should let us know by posting a thread else he should stop focusing his effort on his ludicrous insult on Nigeria but Focus his effort on becoming a better Human that see some good in others,

God Bless Nigeria, God Bless Ghana, God Bless our Planet,
God Bless You all,

@Gbawe, DuduKnights and Benny,

@Gbawe, DuduKnights, I hardly reply to post on NL though i cant do without NL daily but i decided to reply to this post cos i have noticed @Gbawe and @DuduKnights are very intelligent and constructive people.I just want you guys to keep it up. I am proud of the two of you. If Seun thinks about NL award for Constructive and Unbiased Post on NL then i would have voted for you guys. As for @Benny, i think @Duduknights should understand something i noticed abouth this ghanian, There is a difference between hate and truth, I have noted hatred in all @Benny post on NL, so @Gbawe might not be wrong afterall.

@Benny, the fact is that no one can send you out of NL but you need to change your Mindset, Attitude and most of all your Mentality. Stop Hating, continue to be proactive and try not to generalise when really the statistics is there for all to see. That one egg is bad does not make the rest in the crate bad.

God Bless you all,

kobojunkie is just an Agressive minority trying to force his views and tastes on everyone !

Once i fell in love with my sister in law. i think i still love her but the family (my step grandma and her sister) destroyed the relationship, pathetic culture, nothing is wrong so far you are not blood related

Hahahaha, i woke up just now ,
and the winner is kobojunkie,
hahahaha,
Pathetic
GOD BLESS ME. GOD BLESS NIGERIA


HAHAHA, Amaka, i like your ps; (i will marry a nigerian man, ). MARRY ME, hahahaha, Adios

Before Obama became a Senator i have been talking about change cos i see that's what nigeria leadership lacks, you guys have made me contribute today.i hardly contribute, i just sit and read and laugh out my ass, Good Night all, I need to DREAM OF A CHANGED NIGERIA, hahaha.