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beeswax:
Uti to Kaone " you r not ugly, u r just handsome challenged" LMAO!!!!!!

akinsadeez:
sometimes I swear uti is a comedian. 'some people r more equal dan others'. he made it sound like animal farm or big brother farm in this case.

GTay:
Munya is not too impressed with the task and repeatedly shouts:
This task is bullsh*t big brother, can you hear me?

Meanwhile UTI who now feels like a superhero tries to simulate how easy it was for him to get out of the caterpillar suit! by wriggling side by side!
Jen tries to snuggle up to him after his victory but he jokingly shouts [i[b]]"Anyone who tries to kiss*a*s*s , I will Killlllllllllllllllll you![/b]"[/i]

bxg:
uti is 1 funny guy

After winning the HoH Task, Uti creates laws, which his minions will need to abide by.

Munya was the first to concede that with Uti at the helm, the Housemates would not have it easy. "We are in trouble. We will not hear the end of this," he said, as Uti walked in front of the gathered Housemates, telling them exactly what he expected from them when he becomes Head of House next week.

Uti told his fellow Housemates to ululate when he wakes up every morning, as well as when he finishes reading any Task Brief or announcement. He told them if they do not do as he says, he will switch them without a problem.

He went on to lay down the law for his regime, which he calls "Jabajantis."

Uti's Head of House Rules:

1. Thou shall not mess with the President(Uti).
2. Thou shall listen to the Vice President.
3. (For the ladies)If the President asks for a massage, you will not complain. You will give that massage and make it sensual.
4. For every meal cooked in the house, you shall cook a portion for the President and Vice President.
5. If you ignore me when i talk, it's on. I will pull your trousers down and embarrass you.
6. All of us are equal, but some people are more equal than others.
7. If one dreadlock strand is loose and no one wants to twist it, its on!

Once he had laid down the law, while the Housemates played along, offering to light his cigarette and offering him a massage, Uti told them to save themselves by kissing his bottom.

He bent over and Meryl came forward and touched his behind with her glass. "You are safe, just for touching my nyash," he said.

lmfao! dis my bruv friend na real clown funny u

ceasyc:
thx a mil but tell me step by step on how 2 unlock it (MTN multi f@stlink E870 express data card, NOT USB MODEM OH). ta

octus2008:
hw does it work, do i just put in anoda sim

octus2008:
pls hw do i configure my settings please help i neeeed it, just post a step by step guide will appreciate

unclesamtech:
Unlock: 44637912

Sagamite:
Don't get it twisted, I don't support Naija divorce laws. But it will be retarded for us to replace it with other retarded laws. People should get out of marriage what worth they put in it, and should then live a life afterwards that they can afford themselves (except their ex, independently, wants to make it better). silly laws like "she is used to a lifestyle, so you should continue funding it after divorce" is moronic.

sum bloody nutters/sissies n sexist dey come nl dey chat rubbish wey dem no fit talk face 2 face wit their mama, sistas, gf, aunts, colleagues or wives. hisssss. lemme get outta hia b4 i murder person/get really pissed bout sum ppls backward/daft mentality