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Jokes EtcRe: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by ceasyc(f): 3:54pm On Sep 20, 2010
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TravelRe: What Are The Required Document For Non Immigrant Visa In Us Embassy by ceasyc(f): 8:24am On Sep 20, 2010
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RomanceRe: d by ceasyc(f): 7:03am On Sep 20, 2010
"England Based Nigeria Lady: This once are just here in the UK regretting their lives, they have no focus and are the LOST BLACK SISTERS, all they want is a husband, anything will do,  they are cheap here and you see them in all the clubs in town in Inner London, some have sent money home to buy a husband, I am presently a victim of such, she paid £3,750 to bring me fine boy here from Benin, Edo state, I came here to join her and dumped her Black backside them moment I got here, she wanted me to bed her without Rubber, well I told her you have to go for HIV test, you may be my wife but go for test, the fake marriage ended, that was how I dumped and took £11,000 from her account and moved to inner England, I now have my residence papers".

OMG!  shocked shocked shocked THIS IS SOOOOO WRONG.  if a woman did dis to a guy now una go dey run una mouth like say e get diarrhea. she paid £3,750 to bring u to uk + u took £11,000 from her account = Osalobua mwen! iwa ohhh, osalobua ekue no sunu damwen (olorun maje oh) = how cud she b so blind, dumb n silly huh

your analysis of England based 9ja ladies is just bloody wrong = maybe d ones u met. me n my 9ja galfriends hardly even go clubbing n do dem tins u stated above. pls if u have a mother, sister, aunty, etc = STOP ABEG ABEG ABEG!!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ceasyc(f): 6:37am On Sep 20, 2010
all of dem huh shocked = BIG LIE
c yeye question

y do sum guys (men) have stretch marks on their behind n other parts of their bodies huh
= NA NATURE/GOD
CelebritiesRe: P-square Wins $1 Million As Kora Award African Artiste Of The Year by ceasyc(f): 6:29am On Sep 20, 2010
$1 MILLION DOLLARS  shocked shocked shocked
its true tho. dey (P-SQUARE) confirmed it on d wendy williams show (USA) on BET dis yr
RomanceRe: . by ceasyc(f): 6:20am On Sep 20, 2010
latestup:
The full meaning of WIFE: Is War Invited For Ever, so make a good research before do that oh my guy.
lwkmd. funny u
@poster - havent u heard dat 1 bad apple dont spoil d whole bunch huh
is there any tribe in 9ja dat does not have juju/gods n all dem bad tins huh - nonsensical
d reason y ppl date/court b4 marriage is to what huh = do ur research. dis day n age, no b person go choose wifey 4 u!
am edo n am proud
RomanceRe: Ladies What Comes To Your Mind When A Guy Says-'hi' by ceasyc(f): 6:09am On Sep 20, 2010
according to comedian chris rock: women r offered d*ck everyday. so wen a guy says hi, he means how about sum d*ck? lmfao
RomanceRe: Women's Top 9 Lies: by ceasyc(f): 6:05am On Sep 20, 2010
according to comedian chris rock: men lie d most/always but women tell d biggest lies
e.g. a woman is pregnant n says its ur baby but she knows its 4 sum1 else shocked
he went on 2 say that almost everytin about/on sum women r a big lie e.g. fake finger nails, fake eye lashes, makeup = u aint dat pretty
artificial hair = ur hair aint dat long, fake boobsss/wonder bra = dey aint dat big, high heels = u aint dat tall. lmao
BusinessRe: Importing From China by ceasyc(f): 5:49am On Sep 20, 2010
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Christianity EtcRe: The truth your pastor would not tell you about tithes by ceasyc(f): 5:38am On Sep 20, 2010
me i no tey tey say na pastors pocket/account tithes n offerings dey go especially 4 9ja
dats not new. their flashy life style n possesssions says it all
d bible says pay your tithes n offering undecided
RomanceRe: Having an Affair With My Cousin by ceasyc(f): 5:24am On Sep 20, 2010
affair wit your cuz = what a disgustingly disgusting topic/question
so many deranged nutters out there angry angry angry. OMG!
RomanceRe: Condom Horror Stories by ceasyc(f): 4:10am On Sep 20, 2010
^^^drugs dey clear hiv huh lucky u
anyhoo mine was wit a cute guy dat asked me out 4 ages n i refused but sum times we do almost everytin even oral (him on me = he was sooooooo good) but no penetration. d 1st day i agreed to it, he put on a cd = heavenly i tot but wen we were done he said it broke but he continued cos it was too sweet shocked
jeez i wan die = heavenly turned to nightmare sharp sharp. i told him to go get tested 4 hiv cos i no i was clean b4 dis incident (tested recently) n i was told i have to wait 4 like 3 mths after dat shyt happened 2 check mine again, d guy just refused, guess he was scared

anyhoo after 2wks of him pleading 4 more, i tot wot d heck, lets kip going without a cd since shyt don happen - he brought out d cat/kitten in me
we did tins i neva imagined i cud do or shud i say i tot i was too shy to do in bed. 3 mths l8r (longest 3 mths ever) i got tested n was negative - he was waiting in my flat wen i went to get tested. naim even gimme bus pass take go queen elizabeth hospital go do d test. hissessssssssssssssssssss

we aint 2geda no more but he's ma best till date n he said no gal has ever given him a hard time like me in his life, still wants me but hell no - he's a playa = not serious. had gr8 fun n pleasure while it lasted grin wink
PhonesRe: Where Can I Download Free Dictionary Into My Phone by ceasyc(f): 2:52am On Sep 20, 2010
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CelebritiesRe: Most Beautiful Nigerian Actress/Actresses by ceasyc(f): 2:06am On Sep 20, 2010
neva knew dis gal fine like disssi ohhh shocked
all dem part wey u dey act 4 nollywood no do u justice at all at all

Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 11:40am On Sep 19, 2010
@topic
u raised me up so i can stand on mountain
FamilyRe: Say Something To Your Mum by ceasyc(f): 4:10pm On Sep 18, 2010
Sweet mother I no go forget you, For d suffer wey you suffer for me yeah. uwese kakabo!
Happy Birthday 2 d World's Greatest n sweetest mommy (18th sept). u r surely d best!
i dedicate mama by boyz II men 2 d best mom ever. D LYRICS OF DAT SONG IS JUST FAB
lots of love hugs n kisses ma. God bless u, protect u, guide u n keep u safe MY MOMMY. AMEN!
PoliticsRe: Gay Nigerian Asylum Seeker Faces Deportation by ceasyc(f): 2:43pm On Sep 18, 2010
STORY STORY? STORY! DIS IS COCK & BULL
ppl come up wit such crazy n big lies. i no 1 guy's illegal bruv dat claimed asylum after d flat he lives in was raided by popo n immiga then his
solicitor told him to act like an insane man, he did n he most def got his stay n got a council flat as well (he's neva worked since he got 2 d uk. naim jnr bro carry am come uk, he stayed home refusing to work while his jnr bro worked n paid d bills b4 he got detained/arrested)

many real cases of asylum get refused n deported or r left hanging. anyhoo me think dis guy just wants leave to remain abi na indefinite leave 2 remain in d uk jo. if granted then he'll get his british passport in a few yrs. na 2day gays dey 9ja? wot of all those sch hostel stories we heard bk then? gay kini? sistas rap.ped ke? persecution/kill him in 9ja ni? 4get mata jo n give him d stay u gullible arse(s)
FamilyRe: Would You Send Your Elderly Parent Back To Nigeria? by ceasyc(f): 4:18am On Sep 18, 2010
Gemma11:
I have a question, mother is currently on a lot of medication for various ailments including diabetes,high blood pressure ect. She doesn't seem to understand her illness and often indulges in her favourite foods, eba, yam rice with loads of meat and she has large portions. She will eat that and then lie down without any exertion all day. We advise her and she never listens.

I have suggested a carer come in and take care of her but she is a stubborn woman and doesn't like the idea of a stranger being in her house. We, her children all work full time and have our own lives and so it is impossible to for us to stay home and do these things for her. We live in Britain and as anyone knows here we have to work in order to maintain our lives. Staying at home 24 hours with my mother is just not on.

My mum is 67 and has lived in England since she was in her early 20s. The last time she went back to Nigeria in 1997 she was attacked by armed robbers. My other siblings are now devsiing a plan to send her back to Nigeria. The plan is to sell her house which will bring in around £350k and buy a property in Nigeria where she can stay with my older sister, who also has her own life in Nigeria. Bring in housegirls ect but I am worried because if ever my mum has an emergency i.e her blood sugars are too high or low then we won't have the NHS to turn too, then there is the security , as I said before, armed robbers broke into the house she was staying in and nearly beat her to death, to date no one has been prosecuted for the crime.

Then there is the finances after paying for a house, getting the best Doctors in Nigeria to be on call which won't be cheap, then house help and the general costs of running the house, how much will £350k actually last?
as a diabetic patient, she is already digging her early grave by eating all those kind of food u stated she kips eating regularly. about her not wanting a carer - dat wud have been d best tin - 4 her to stay in her hse n have a carer come in once or 2x a day or as often as needed = a live in carer wud b too expensive n she's not worse or bad enuf to get 1 imo. unfortunately (sumtimes) in d uk u cant force sum1 against their will unless they r bcuming a nuisance (something offensive or annoying to individuals or to the community, esp. in violation of their legal rights). £350k is a lot of moni when converted to naira n wud last a very longgggggg time in 9ja 4 sum1 who is 67 yrs old but

dont send her to 9ja ohhh = like sum ppl have stated 9ja lacks a lot of tins compared to uk e.g. nhs is free, tho almost all of us pay 4 it thru tax (except 4 those lazy bugger dat havent worked all their lives/just dont want to work but collect giro & those wit sum form of disablilty since dey were born/b4 dey turned legal 2 work) but still its free in d sense dat u dont have 2 put moni down b4 treatment or after treatment like its done in 9ja. 999 is also there 24/7
FamilyRe: Why Ladies Make Court Wedding A Must by ceasyc(f): 3:07am On Sep 17, 2010
zayhal:
My brother's wife insisted on a court wedding even after doing the religious and traditional wedding. Her reason: To tie the guy down so he won't think of anything funny in the future.

Self-deceit of the highest order if I may say. Court or no court, a man who wants to marry another woman or commit adultery will do so eventually. Is it not Nigeria?
na wa oh so wots d point? no bigamy laws in 9ja if u do court/registry wedding huh = nonsensical!
@topic - dats wot most gals go 4 these days (court/registry)
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Says Van Vicker Can't Act by ceasyc(f): 4:43pm On Sep 15, 2010
omar22:
What would your (or everyone's) response be if someone like Cameron Diaz or Reese Witherspoon says Genevieve cant act?
well mr man dats not d topic here, if it was then i'd say compared to reese n cameron = geneveive cannot act but she dey try nollywood style grin = dem 3 dey diff league (hollywood vs nollywood)
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by ceasyc(f): 3:43pm On Sep 15, 2010
@tboy1 and jay bee
am not here to argue/curse or trash any tribe but sum ppl r just mean  grin. its not about d tribe but d person in particular. u ppl shud kip your hair/wig on. which 1 is yoruba in all my posts? i only put up 2 posts b4 u replied. haba! = i neva even finish sef grin.

am i not d same person who stated this in my 2nd post: wots wit some of these guys abroad having kids all over d place by different women/baby mamas and wots wit all these baby mamas all over d place?[/b]cant these men n women just wise up? its appalling and disgusting!!! = [b]i was referring to d whole baby daddy n baby mamas abroad especially in d uk = both white n blacks, etc. abi una no dey c dem dey push buggy/pram n all or una no dey hear d stories? sum do it because dey want council flats n others do it just 4 fun

@topic. my cuz did her introduction in 9ja wit a guy who lives in spain (he came 2 9ja 4 it), she was already pregnant, she had d child but d guy neva came bk 4 d real wedding claiming that his mother said dat my cuz eye 2 open. like wtf huh then some yrs down d line she finds out dat he has 5 kids with 4 diff women abroad n 9ja (dey r all older than my cuzin's kid), d 5th gal is pregnant 4 him in 9ja now. he even had d guts to come n say my cuz shud give him d child = crazy benin he goat
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by ceasyc(f): 2:57pm On Sep 15, 2010
jay bee:
@ceasyc
So it's now a yoruba thing to have baby momma's huh huh huh huh
Na wa oh.
U should know better though
c me c wahala ohh. wot d 4k r u going on about? where did i state dat its only yorubas n baby mamas = cant u read? y do u have 2 reply my post anyway? i shud no beta wot? do ppl write d good d bad n d cheat on their 4heads? do u no beta? hissesssss

tboy1:
@ ceasyc
STFU with your yoruba comments on this thread
c me c wahala again oh. dey were yoruba dats y i made those comments, shud i call dem ibos wen i no dey were yorubas? deal wit it or make e dey pain u wella. if dey were other tribes i wud say d same. like u said to 190 = do u have 2 reply my post? TAKE UR OWN ADVICE AND STFU
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ceasyc(f): 10:27am On Sep 15, 2010
^^^ & @ifyfine
my 2nd cuz (lawyer) gave another of my 2nd cuz his bank statement which had over 3 mil n other supporting docs but my stupid cuz ended up using a fake bank statement in his own name, uk high commission detected n he was refused a visa. am sure he has a 10 yr ban now but d guy no talk cos of shame, all he said was dat he was refused a visa. it was my lawyer cuz dat told us d full gist. d mumu has been to d uk on a 6 months visit visa b4 oh, cum do renewal na, e go 4k up big time.


like funky baby stated:

go ahead with it, if you want to. . . . .

if the embassy fails to detect, good for you.

if the embassy detects, 10years ban.
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by ceasyc(f): 3:18am On Sep 15, 2010
madlady:
^^^This HE GOAT word, I'm stealing it tongue.
no qualms - he whom d cap/crown fits den give em d he goat crown grin
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by ceasyc(f): 2:29am On Sep 15, 2010
wots wit some of these guys abroad having kids all over d place by different women/baby mamas and wots wit all these baby mamas all over d place?cant these men n women just wise up? its appalling and disgusting!!!

a friend of mine dated a yoruba guy in london for about six months b4 she found out from another of his live in girlfriend shocked[/b]dat he has 8 kids by 5 different women shocked he had told her @ d beginning of d relationship dat he is divorced n has 2 kids. she didnt really mind cos she has 1 kid herself n divorced too

my friend n d guy were talking marriage, babies n all but after d revelation, my friend had 2 break it off. can u imagine dat b4 d revelation, he still wanted more kids wit my friend knowing dat he already has 8 and he wanted 2 get her pregnant b4 marriage but she insisted on marriage b4 babies (dats wot saved her ohhhhh). [b]am sure he wud have gotten her pregnant n moved on 2 d next 1/gal


WOT A MESS!!! ANOTHER YORUBA HE GOAT. @least he wasn't a stingy guy but still wot a human he goat. agbaya. oloriburuku. he must b cursed or sumtin undecided hissessssssssssssssssssssssssss
ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by ceasyc(f): 2:19pm On Sep 14, 2010
puskin:
Insert anoda network's SIM inside the modem. . .plug to ya system and a box will come up b4 the dashboard prompting U to input the code. Input it and voila your modem is unlocked.
dat easy? ok we'll try it. ty
ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by ceasyc(f): 10:49am On Sep 14, 2010
shilohboy:
Hmm, dunno how to unlock data cards oh.
Are they "unlockable" sef?
dang! aight can any1 kindly tell me step by step on how 2 unlock an mtn usb modem (i already have d code)? ta
CultureRe: Post Pictures Of Traditional Weddings. by ceasyc(f): 4:05am On Sep 14, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=478074.msg6748606#msg6748606 date=1284417816]www.nairaland.com/attachments/300670_ti2_jpg015aac2efbbcd7a3e5c1eb2a3b5d6193

Beautiful Beautiful. Whose [tribe] traditional wedding is this?[/quote]uti nwachukwu's family (guy on bba all stars)

anyhoo more

TV/MoviesRe: The Most Violent Or Action Packed Movie Ever by ceasyc(f): 2:44am On Sep 14, 2010
final destination - oh lawd, my friend saw d roller coaster scene n swore neva to go to alton towers or chessington world of adventure
saw - oh my dayz i just kept looking anywhere but d screen
chucky - damn wot a devil
snakes on a plane - jeez i kept jumping out of my skin chair @ d cinema (i h8 snakes)
god father - d scene where his oldest son was scattered, shattered n blasted with all d bullets in their guns - damn!

rambo - ahhh
scarface - say hello 2 ma lil friend
die hard (all 4) - bruceeeee
casino royal - day guy is fugly but hawt
300 - wtf
terminator - Schwarzenegger


24 is d best action pked series
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by ceasyc(f): 1:08am On Sep 14, 2010
madlady:
That's a very funny term grin grin grin grin He goat

Your where too good for him.
he most def was. ta jo

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