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"England Based Nigeria Lady: This once are just here in the UK regretting their lives, they have no focus and are the LOST BLACK SISTERS, all they want is a husband, anything will do, they are cheap here and you see them in all the clubs in town in Inner London, some have sent money home to buy a husband, I am presently a victim of such, she paid £3,750 to bring me fine boy here from Benin, Edo state, I came here to join her and dumped her Black backside them moment I got here, she wanted me to bed her without Rubber, well I told her you have to go for HIV test, you may be my wife but go for test, the fake marriage ended, that was how I dumped and took £11,000 from her account and moved to inner England, I now have my residence papers". OMG! ![]() your analysis of England based 9ja ladies is just bloody wrong = maybe d ones u met. me n my 9ja galfriends hardly even go clubbing n do dem tins u stated above. pls if u have a mother, sister, aunty, etc = STOP ABEG ABEG ABEG!!! |
all of dem c yeye question y do sum guys (men) have stretch marks on their behind n other parts of their bodies ![]() = NA NATURE/GOD |
$1 MILLION DOLLARS its true tho. dey (P-SQUARE) confirmed it on d wendy williams show (USA) on BET dis yr |
latestup:lwkmd. funny u @poster - havent u heard dat 1 bad apple dont spoil d whole bunch ![]() is there any tribe in 9ja dat does not have juju/gods n all dem bad tins - nonsensicald reason y ppl date/court b4 marriage is to what = do ur research. dis day n age, no b person go choose wifey 4 u!am edo n am proud |
according to comedian chris rock: women r offered d*ck everyday. so wen a guy says hi, he means how about sum d*ck? lmfao |
according to comedian chris rock: men lie d most/always but women tell d biggest lies e.g. a woman is pregnant n says its ur baby but she knows its 4 sum1 else he went on 2 say that almost everytin about/on sum women r a big lie e.g. fake finger nails, fake eye lashes, makeup = u aint dat pretty artificial hair = ur hair aint dat long, fake boobsss/wonder bra = dey aint dat big, high heels = u aint dat tall. lmao |
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me i no tey tey say na pastors pocket/account tithes n offerings dey go especially 4 9ja dats not new. their flashy life style n possesssions says it all d bible says pay your tithes n offering ![]() |
affair wit your cuz = what a disgustingly disgusting topic/question so many deranged nutters out there . OMG! |
^^^drugs dey clear hiv lucky uanyhoo mine was wit a cute guy dat asked me out 4 ages n i refused but sum times we do almost everytin even oral (him on me = he was sooooooo good) but no penetration. d 1st day i agreed to it, he put on a cd = heavenly i tot but wen we were done he said it broke but he continued cos it was too sweet jeez i wan die = heavenly turned to nightmare sharp sharp. i told him to go get tested 4 hiv cos i no i was clean b4 dis incident (tested recently) n i was told i have to wait 4 like 3 mths after dat shyt happened 2 check mine again, d guy just refused, guess he was scared anyhoo after 2wks of him pleading 4 more, i tot wot d heck, lets kip going without a cd since shyt don happen - he brought out d cat/kitten in me we did tins i neva imagined i cud do or shud i say i tot i was too shy to do in bed. 3 mths l8r (longest 3 mths ever) i got tested n was negative - he was waiting in my flat wen i went to get tested. naim even gimme bus pass take go queen elizabeth hospital go do d test. hissessssssssssssssssssss we aint 2geda no more but he's ma best till date n he said no gal has ever given him a hard time like me in his life, still wants me but hell no - he's a playa = not serious. had gr8 fun n pleasure while it lasted ![]() |
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neva knew dis gal fine like disssi ohhh all dem part wey u dey act 4 nollywood no do u justice at all at all
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@topic u raised me up so i can stand on mountain |
Sweet mother I no go forget you, For d suffer wey you suffer for me yeah. uwese kakabo! Happy Birthday 2 d World's Greatest n sweetest mommy (18th sept). u r surely d best! i dedicate mama by boyz II men 2 d best mom ever. D LYRICS OF DAT SONG IS JUST FAB lots of love hugs n kisses ma. God bless u, protect u, guide u n keep u safe MY MOMMY. AMEN! |
STORY STORY? STORY! DIS IS COCK & BULL ppl come up wit such crazy n big lies. i no 1 guy's solicitor told him to act like an insane man, he did n he most def got his stay n got a council flat as well (he's neva worked since he got 2 d uk. naim jnr bro carry am come uk, he stayed home refusing to work while his jnr bro worked n paid d bills b4 he got detained/arrested) many real cases of asylum get refused n deported or r left hanging. anyhoo me think dis guy just wants leave to remain abi na indefinite leave 2 remain in d uk jo. if granted then he'll get his british passport in a few yrs. na 2day gays dey 9ja? wot of all those sch hostel stories we heard bk then? gay kini? sistas rap.ped ke? persecution/kill him in 9ja ni? 4get mata jo n give him d stay u gullible arse(s) |
Gemma11:as a diabetic patient, she is already digging her early grave by eating all those kind of food u stated she kips eating regularly. about her not wanting a carer - dat wud have been d best tin - 4 her to stay in her hse n have a carer come in once or 2x a day or as often as needed = a live in carer wud b too expensive n she's not worse or bad enuf to get 1 imo. unfortunately dont send her to 9ja ohhh = like sum ppl have stated 9ja lacks a lot of tins compared to uk e.g. nhs is free, tho almost all of us pay 4 it thru tax (except 4 those lazy bugger dat havent worked all their lives/just dont want to work but collect giro & those wit sum form of disablilty since dey were born/b4 dey turned legal 2 work) but still its free in d sense dat u dont have 2 put moni down b4 treatment or after treatment like its done in 9ja. 999 is also there 24/7 |
zayhal:na wa oh so wots d point? no bigamy laws in 9ja if u do court/registry wedding = nonsensical!@topic - dats wot most gals go 4 these days (court/registry) |
omar22:well mr man dats not d topic here, if it was then i'd say compared to reese n cameron = geneveive cannot act but she dey try nollywood style = dem 3 dey diff league (hollywood vs nollywood) |
@tboy1 and jay bee am not here to argue/curse or trash any tribe but sum ppl r just mean . its not about d tribe but d person in particular. u ppl shud kip your hair/wig on. which 1 is yoruba in all my posts? i only put up 2 posts b4 u replied. haba! = i neva even finish sef . am i not d same person who stated this in my 2nd post: wots wit some of these guys abroad having kids all over d place by different women/baby mamas and wots wit all these baby mamas all over d place?[/b]cant these men n women just wise up? its appalling and disgusting!!! = [b]i was referring to d whole baby daddy n baby mamas abroad especially in d uk = both white n blacks, etc. abi una no dey c dem dey push buggy/pram n all or una no dey hear d stories? sum do it because dey want council flats n others do it just 4 fun @topic. my cuz did her introduction in 9ja wit a guy who lives in spain (he came 2 9ja 4 it), she was already pregnant, she had d child but d guy neva came bk 4 d real wedding claiming that his mother said dat my cuz eye 2 open. like wtf then some yrs down d line she finds out dat he has 5 kids with 4 diff women abroad n 9ja (dey r all older than my cuzin's kid), d 5th gal is pregnant 4 him in 9ja now. he even had d guts to come n say my cuz shud give him d child = crazy benin he goat |
jay bee:c me c wahala ohh. wot d 4k r u going on about? where did i state dat its only yorubas n baby mamas = cant u read? y do u have 2 reply my post anyway? i shud no beta wot? do ppl write d good d bad n d cheat on their 4heads? do u no beta? hissesssss tboy1:c me c wahala again oh. dey were yoruba dats y i made those comments, shud i call dem ibos wen i no dey were yorubas? deal wit it or make e dey pain u wella. if dey were other tribes i wud say d same. like u said to 190 = do u have 2 reply my post? TAKE UR OWN ADVICE AND STFU |
^^^ & @ifyfine my 2nd cuz (lawyer) gave another of my 2nd cuz his bank statement which had over 3 mil n other supporting docs but my stupid cuz ended up using a fake bank statement in his own name, uk high commission detected n he was refused a visa. am sure he has a 10 yr ban now but d guy no talk cos of shame, all he said was dat he was refused a visa. it was my lawyer cuz dat told us d full gist. d mumu has been to d uk on a 6 months visit visa b4 oh, cum do renewal na, e go 4k up big time. like funky baby stated: go ahead with it, if you want to. . . . . if the embassy fails to detect, good for you. if the embassy detects, 10years ban. |
madlady:no qualms - he whom d cap/crown fits den give em d ![]() |
wots wit some of these guys abroad having kids all over d place by different women/baby mamas and wots wit all these baby mamas all over d place?cant these men n women just wise up? its appalling and disgusting!!! a friend of mine dated a yoruba guy in london for about six months b4 she found out from another of his live in girlfriend my friend n d guy were talking marriage, babies n all but after d revelation, my friend had 2 break it off. can u imagine dat b4 d revelation, he still wanted more kids wit my friend knowing dat he already has 8 and he wanted 2 get her pregnant b4 marriage but she insisted on marriage b4 babies (dats wot saved her ohhhhh). [b]am sure he wud have gotten her pregnant n moved on 2 d next 1/gal WOT A MESS!!! ANOTHER YORUBA HE GOAT. @least he wasn't a stingy guy but still wot a human he goat. agbaya. oloriburuku. he must b cursed or sumtin hissessssssssssssssssssssssssss |
puskin:dat easy? ok we'll try it. ty |
shilohboy:dang! aight can any1 kindly tell me step by step on how 2 unlock an mtn usb modem (i already have d code)? ta |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=478074.msg6748606#msg6748606 date=1284417816]www.nairaland.com/attachments/300670_ti2_jpg015aac2efbbcd7a3e5c1eb2a3b5d6193 Beautiful Beautiful. Whose [tribe] traditional wedding is this?[/quote]uti nwachukwu's family (guy on bba all stars) anyhoo more
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final destination - oh lawd, my friend saw d roller coaster scene n swore neva to go to alton towers or chessington world of adventure saw - oh my dayz i just kept looking anywhere but d screen chucky - damn wot a devil snakes on a plane - jeez i kept jumping out of my god father - d scene where his oldest son was scattered, shattered n blasted with all d bullets in their guns - damn! rambo - ahhh scarface - say hello 2 ma lil friend die hard (all 4) - bruceeeee casino royal - day guy is fugly but hawt 300 - wtf terminator - Schwarzenegger 24 is d best action pked series |
madlady:he most def was. ta jo |
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