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Business / EDSG Seals Up First Bank For Evading Tax by ceasyc(f): 2:42pm On Aug 18, 2011
EDSG seals up 1st Bank,  for evading tax

BENIN CITY - As part of the fight against non-compliance with tax remittance, the Edo State Board of Internal Revenue (BIR), yesterday sealed up all the branches of First Bank Plc. in the state for tax evasion.

The Board had earlier on Tuesday, sealed former Afribank now Mainstreet Bank and FinBank Plc in Benin City over their alleged failure to remit N71 million tax deducted from their staff.

Speaking to newsmen in Benin City yesterday, the Chairman, Edo State Board of Internal Revenue, Chief Oseni Elamah said the sealing up of the financial institutions was part of efforts to ensure tax compliance to the state.

He said the enforcement by the Board of Internal Revenue which will be a continuous exercise, was not targeted at the banks alone but will be extended to other recalcitrant organisations that default in the payment of tax to government.

The BIR chairman hinted that tax experts were hired as consultants to audit most of the banks and check their records, adding that it was on the basis of these reports that they were issued demand notice for them to pay the correct tax.

He said that the banks would not be opened until they remit all the monies to the government.

Chief Elamah also disclosed that the Board would soon commence a Tax Payers Identification Scheme, where every tax payer in Edo State will have a unique identity and we can check at any time whether they are up-to-date.

“The identity has a chip that carries all the information about you and your tax status. We will just slot it into our system and it will tell us about your status”, he added.

He said the scheme when approved by the state government, will be done in collaboration with the Federal Inland Revenue Service which will make it a nationwide affair.

The board chairman hinted that many organisations including media houses, federal agencies, and muti-nationals as well as other companies are guilty of tax evasion.

He re-affirmed the resolve of the government to ensure that no eligible tax payer in the state evades tax any longer, stressing that the correct tax must be paid as at when due.

source: http://www.nigerianobservernews.com/18082011/news/news3.html


with all d tax + charges dem 1st bank takes from customers accounts daily, so dey dont pay their own tax dis is really bad gan. dis is d only bank i have trusted in 9ja n saved in all my life. D DEVIL IS A BASTARD!

bloody tax evaders. MAKE UNA DO SOMETHING SHARP SHARP OH. NONSENSICAL
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 3:36am On Aug 18, 2011
toni braxton - i dont want to (on tv)

baby gal was so damn fine + gorgeous in dat video
Celebrities / Re: Who Is More Pretty, Jackie Appiah Or Nigerian Actress Genevieve Nnaji? by ceasyc(f): 3:28am On Aug 18, 2011
michelin89:

Less make-up? Even her eyebrows were drawn!

lol. i meant less make up than other pix or b4. genny's eyebrows are drawn in almost all her pix if not all her pix sef. genny's got little hair on

her eyebrows and genny's pix = too much make up n fake thingies like fake eye lashes, etc. just check some of d pix on her fb or twitter or on dis page sef

SO DEY ARE BOTH GUILTY OF TOO MUCH MAKE UP PHOTOSHOP AIRBRUSH, ETC. imo less is more or dem gats things to hide dats y dey do all dat.

i stated b4 that dey r both pretty gals but genny is prettier than jackie in my opinion cos i have seen at least 1 or 2 films of both gals without makeup and flashy/fancy clothes
Health / Re: Fertility And Issues With Conception? Get Your Answers Here. by ceasyc(f): 10:00am On Aug 16, 2011
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Romance / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Says She Will Not Marry by ceasyc(f): 3:16am On Aug 16, 2011
its her choice if she said yes she is dating now n she has no plans to get married now but she did say she wud want to marry one day. maybe she just wants to distract pple by saying all dat but she wan marry soonest. surprise surprisegrin grin grin bored easily my arse - marriage d 32 yrs old genny no say 9ja don change when it comes to how we view marriage/dating - even gaysss r coming out of d closet!

at 32 years wud she b saying dis 10 - 20 years ago? no way! she also no say she don get 15 yr old child already so whats d rush huh some of her interviews n comments r laughable, annoying and snobbish/proud-ish. genny pissed me off when i saw d making of mirror boy

where she was served a huge plate of burger n chips and large size pudding & d take away kind of ketchup/sauce was over 20 on her table. she said this is to show everyone that she does not starve herself to look d way she does and she said she has a sweet tooth too

dat was just bull4kingshit. she 4got all dem years she was chubby, darker and plastered wit pimples. i guess she got those from "starving", diet or drinking only water back then. i cant even eat half d food she was served (it was super sized meal not large sef) and dey didnt even show her take a bite from it b4 dey went on to interview anoda person. who u kidding or fooling ONLY YOURSELF GENNY. u chatting shyt. smhhhhhhhhhhhh.
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched - Part 2 by ceasyc(f): 2:32am On Aug 16, 2011
my name is khan - staring kajol n srk

my name is khan and i am not a terrorist

tell d president howdy

won filmfare award for best actor n actress

not bad @all
TV/Movies / Re: Best Indian Film So Far? by ceasyc(f): 2:28am On Aug 16, 2011
my name is khan - staring kajol n srk

my name is khan and i am not a terrorist

tell d president howdy

won filmfare award for best actor n actress

not bad @all

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing About Being Your Gender? by ceasyc(f): 2:45am On Aug 14, 2011
rokiatu:

hahahaha you are crazy. grin grin grin grin

Meklex:

guess thats what the males enjoys mosts

^^^ is it? not sure wot u mean but if my bf = yes, but most (other) males = nothing 4 dem lai laigrin grin grin

no am not crazy at all at all, just telling it like it is rokiatu. by 4k i meant make me their gf (imo gf + bf 4k - dats wot dey mostly do innit)

imo when a guy ask u out/ask u 2 b his gf or hits on u, whats d most likely/1st thing on his mind 4k 4k 4k and more 4king, $ex $ex $ex and more sexxx grin

i got more male numbers in my fone than female, if there r 10 female names then i've got 100 male names in there

anyhoo 99% of dem guys became my friends after hitting on me or asking me out but i cant 4k dem all/b a gf 2 allgrin grin grin

so some of dem became just friends or if u cant have me as your gf or 4k mate then bounceeeeeeeeee. anyhoo lets see more replies 2 d topic. l8r
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing About Being Your Gender? by ceasyc(f): 5:01am On Aug 13, 2011
@topic - nada grin grin grin

dont even have cramps/pain during my period = thank d Lord

labour/delivery was very quick n not so easy but not too bad = thank d Lord

but almost every guy dat sees me wants to 4k me or marry me. is dat bad? = thank d Lord.

SO NADA = nothing = thank d Lord
Travel / Re: 100,000 Nigerians Apply For Us Visa Weekly by ceasyc(f): 4:42am On Aug 13, 2011
^^^ afghan will do grin grin grin

but if its true then thats crazy - 100,000 WEEKLY TO DO WHAT NA

where all of dem dey go? i tot d economy over there is bad. R DEY BEING DRIVEN AWAY FROM THEIR HOME COUNTRY NIGERIA?

and d analysis of visa fee weekly/yearly is outrageously high/shocking. dem americans r making cool money from dem 9ja fooools

especially d ones dat r refused visas n keeps applying n losing giving away their money

DUMBARSES
Forum Games / Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by ceasyc(f): 3:09am On Aug 13, 2011
hungry angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of London Riot Looters! by ceasyc(f): 2:34am On Aug 13, 2011
looting poundland where dem dey sell almost everything for 1 pound

or less
? BLOODY NUTTERS/LOW LIFES. hissesssssssss

abi make i go oxford street/circus go loot dem big stores, even harrods, selfridges, all dem shopping malls/shopping centres

like bluewater, Brent Cross Shopping Centre, Lakeside Shopping Centre, etc
grin grin grin. HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

i wont dare sha cos NA HIDE I GO HIDE 4 MY ROOM OR BASEMENT but na wa oh
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 5:11am On Aug 12, 2011
whitney houston - i look 2 u

. . .i need u 2 set me free, take me far away from d battle
i need u to shine on me, I LOOK TO YOU
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 5:05am On Aug 12, 2011
bad romance - lady gaga
TV/Movies / Re: Best Indian Film So Far? by ceasyc(f): 2:26am On Aug 12, 2011
^^^ ok will do thx
Celebrities / Re: Who Is More Pretty, Jackie Appiah Or Nigerian Actress Genevieve Nnaji? by ceasyc(f): 2:16am On Aug 12, 2011
^^^ dem pix of jackie on genny's mag r simply gorgeous.

less fat but still curvy, less makeup. lol = v. gooddddddddddddddd
TV/Movies / Re: Best Indian Film So Far? by ceasyc(f): 2:10am On Aug 12, 2011
amblors:

^^^seems my tutorial didnt work, lol.

Sunita,
3 idiots
Slumdogg Millionaire.

lol. oh no i tried it tho, it did download d subtitle but it was written in black n white as in typed like microsoft word document

shud i print it out and read at d same time that am supposed to b watching d indian movie? impossicant! oh men i just dont get it

i want d type that shows on d screen while am watching d movie - u no how it is na. u try jor mayb i did something wrong
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched - Part 2 by ceasyc(f): 1:59am On Aug 12, 2011
up in d air - george clooney - not bad

watched this half way cos i mistakenly downloaded some parts of part 1 and part 2 instead of all of part 1. oops
The Godfather I - Released : 24 March 1972
Genre : Drama | Thriller.  Starcast : Marlon Brando, Al Pacino - seen it several times but still a CLASSIC!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Is London Burning? by ceasyc(f): 5:54am On Aug 11, 2011
blimey, uk has gone bonkers! WTF

lcd, plasmas, laptops, electronics - i'm not saying dey shud have done it/looted dem but i can understand grin

but booze n other petty items + burning buildings n stuff = jeezzzzzzzzzz, poverty, insanity or what lousy touts,

wankers, dickheads, opportunists! i guess dey r mostly black briticos or jamos or white low class/white trash on giro/benefits

hope all dem shops n buildings n things destroyed are insured. insurance companies go suffer 4 dis one
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of London Riot Looters! by ceasyc(f): 5:51am On Aug 11, 2011
blimey, uk has gone bonkers! WTF

lcd, plasmas, laptops, electronics - i'm not saying dey shud have done it/looted dem but i can understand grin

but booze n other petty items + burning buildings n stuff = jeezzzzzzzzzz, poverty, insanity or what lousy touts,

wankers, dickheads, opportunists! i guess dey r mostly black briticos or jamos or white low class/white trash on giro/benefits

hope all dem shops n buildings n things destroyed are insured. insurance companies go suffer 4 dis one
TV/Movies / Re: Best Indian Film So Far? by ceasyc(f): 3:14am On Aug 11, 2011
new ones (not oldies)

wanted - salman khan - d fight scenes = damn, dat salman na kolo master 4 there

3 idiots - aamir khan (all is well) = damn hilarious!

how can i subtitle indian films i've downloaded that has no english subtitles? anyone?

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Celebrities / Re: Breaking News-sam Loco Efe Is Dead Yesterday 6th Aug In His Hotel Room At Owerri by ceasyc(f): 5:13am On Aug 10, 2011
really dead

"President Goodluck Jonathan, Monday, extended his condolences to the family of renowned stage and screen actor, Sam Loco Efe, who passed away yesterday."

damn HE WAS SO GOOD IN D MOVIE ONOME ft uche obi osotule, olu jacobs, etc


RIP
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looking Young And Pretty With Smile On Y Magazine by ceasyc(f): 2:32am On Aug 10, 2011
dont like d hair, never liked afro (fake or real). makeup is just ok at least not too much dis time but photoshop still

dont like d dress either. dont get thinner than this gal no mata whether na thin/skinny dey in vogue.

but u do look much better than when u just started acting 10 - 15 years ago = a lil chubby n darker - saw some of your old movies l8ly grin grin

32 and so? kate henshaw is 40! and dey still put her in lead roles wit younger men than her & not mama roles. damn aint dat sumtin gr8!

anyhoo genny your still one of d prettiest/best 9ja actress tho
Romance / Re: What Are Your Views On Pregnancy Before Marriage? by ceasyc(f): 3:34am On Aug 09, 2011
Jenifa_:

Some people get pregnant by accident or for some other reasons.

but whoever agrees to become pregnant to prove fertility is a DUNCE.

lwkmd. na so!

if single/1st child = marriage 1st

if divorcee/divorced/single parent = any1 goes. it doesnt matter
Politics / Re: Say Something Good About Another Tribe by ceasyc(f): 3:09am On Aug 09, 2011
@topic - dis is good. tribalism n tribe bashing b wan 2 much 4 NL jor

well i haven't mingled much with a lot of tribes/ethnic groups apart from mine but. . .

the Hausa - simple way of life, its like dey treat themselves equally. easy going. just go to d mosques and c
how d rich and poor and handicaps pray n mingle unlike d churches that has upper class and lower class or look down on pple

igbo - i like d way dey do their business = i must succeed like my opponent or brethren - but not through d bad ways I've heard oh

Yoruba - dem like party sha. most of d men can cook in d UK. damn! dey usually give their kids yoruba names unlike some other ones.
most of their kids home n abroad can speak d language or at worst understand it just like d indians (asians).

most of d yoruba home videos makes sense more than the English (speaking) ones. dey can act wella, no yeye American/English accent, etc
and dey don't go on and on to part 4 or part 20 6. its usually just one part or part one and two at d most. 2 much idol thingies but then again
its part of our culture just like d indian movies

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Crime / Re: Seun Ajayi Listed Among Uk’s 10 Most Wanted Fraudsters by ceasyc(f): 2:51pm On Aug 07, 2011
igbo boy:

Anuofia he is not just as nigerian he is a Yoruba, berra get your head checked.

what d 4ck is eating u up man? good heavens! GOLLY GOSH CAN'T U READ read your reply sef - its hilarious/laughable

anyhoo back to sender. i'll ignore u hence4th cos silence is d best answer given to pple whom have gone bonkers like u

he is a nigerian period. go back to school & read & write properly. I SUGGEST U START FROM KG 3. ARRANT NONSENSE!
Celebrities / Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by ceasyc(f): 3:53am On Aug 07, 2011
Sagamite:

I prefer my women a bit more classier than that.

Me too sexy to be called OK looking. tongue

Yeye!  tongue grin

She is not one iota of ugly. grin grin grin grin

Women and emo-analysis are like bread and butter. grin grin grin grin

hahaha @classier

u sure say u no ugly like mercy sef. he never shows his face on his profile

no wonder u r defending her. sexy no mean beautiful or fine or pretty or ok looking sef. 9ce shape - i give dat 2 her n God but still damn ugly m8

whats wit dis women women bs in your replies? me yeye?  angry angry angry c dis yeye fowl. if i catch u grin angry grin go sidon jor
Crime / Re: Seun Ajayi Listed Among Uk’s 10 Most Wanted Fraudsters by ceasyc(f): 3:34am On Aug 07, 2011
eghost247:

another tribalistic  thread damn u all silly tribalists on Nairaland

d thing tire me sef. ITS JUST EVERYWHERE - ALMOST EVERY TOPIC. SMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAVE YA HEADS EXAMINED & GET A LIFE PPLE! HE IS A NIGERIAN PERIOD
Celebrities / Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by ceasyc(f): 3:10am On Aug 07, 2011
Sagamite:

Kai!

Women and their lack of objectivity when they emotionally judge.  grin

No 1, the guy is not ugly on jot. At worst, he is OK looking.

No 2, Mercy is fcking sexy looking as hell! tongue

WHATEVER SAGAMU! LOL. u high on something?

dat na your bloody opinion or wetin your eye see which needs checking. hehe

dats my opinion. d guy is  @worst ok looking my foot. she fit sexy dieeeeeeee but still 4king uglyyyyyyyyyy. so move on jor . . .
Celebrities / Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by ceasyc(f): 2:51am On Aug 07, 2011
if true then damn scandalous but wetin desperate 9ja man n gal go do na? polygamy + divorcees + home wreckers started ages ago

if he's italian based n still legally married, she go be im 9ja based wife na. na 2day? but oyibos no dey do or grin 2nd, 3rd wife shyt

see her bragging about marrying an edo purey prince soon (not sure of d spelling - dem guys dat live off women in europe especially in italy.

sitting their arses down (idle) while d woman hustle or do all sorts of shyt)

sexy ugly mercy + ugly guy in dem pix = ugliest aputuboyoyo kids
grin grin grin
Family / Re: Why Do Girls Add Weight Or Get Fat In Their Huuby's House. by ceasyc(f): 4:55am On Aug 05, 2011
not all gals tho

@topic - many reasons out there

~~pregnancy + child birth = E NO EASYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHH
~~laziness
~~dont give a 4ck about their looks no more
~~some contraceptives

~~husband wahala = depression + frustration + regrets
~~comfort food = may be consumed to positively pique emotions, to relieve negative psychological affects or to increase positive feelings

~~too much food + water or drinks - yes drinks/water makes me belly big tho no fat

~~family/work wahala = depression + frustration
~~no diet/watch their weight = u dont have to go to d gym
~~some medication (drugs) causes weight gain

etc


kabukabu:

By far one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on nairaland.You need to get some dynamite and blow up whatever school you graduated from grin grin grin

DIS REALLY CRACKED ME UP. DAMNNNN

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