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blackcypha:yea i guess twas a "bit 2 harsh" but was not uncalled 4 tho considering d fact dat i was only replying d topic/thread n explained sum of d reasons y i posted dem names. i neva referred to her or insulted her/any1 1st (unless she is one of d so called celeb i referred to) b4 she decided 2 write gibberish about if prophet tell her say d so called celebs r responsible 4 her failures in life. wtf?! wot did i write in my post dat was sooo bad or deserved her stup.i.d comment? i didnt curse or say i h8 anybody/celeb. ppl wrote/posted worse tins than wot i posted. na me person wan take pick teeth like toothpick or take do yeye 4 nl? lie lie ohhhh. unto say wetin na? abegee. anywayz me don 4get mata sha = case closed. next mama g aka patience ozokwor rockssss! - very good actress imo |
vampire diaries |
michelin89:c pot calling d kettle black. i do no dey exist cos dey've decided 2 b on screen n in our faces almost 24/7 - sum deserve 2 b, sum dont, period. abegee. hisses. thank God at least u no i exist n thx 4 making me seem important by your st.u.pid n childish comments. tho i dont need it like u ![]() maybe your problem b say mayb na u be hank anuka or maybe denrele or mercy johnson dats y e dey pain u soooo, eiya, na advice i b give u oh, kpele oh. u don take d chill pill? u don remove d dirty wey dey ya eye 1st? scallywag. if u have then u wont b chatting rubbish. beta still, c your psychiatrist if u've run outta ya medication. scallywag stop derailing d thread. ODE. FROM NOW ON SILENCE IS D BEST ANSWER GIVEN TO A googles:b4 nko? sure will. u no need 2 tell me dat 1 |
michelin89: googles:yeah right! totally uncalled 4 my foot! dats ur 4king opinion i don write my own as she write her own, so sue me or deal wit it! |
michelin89:prophet? failures? oh i c - your prophet n your failures. y your prophet no use broom beat dat failure or madness from u/your bodi? he shud cos it aint 2 l8. hehe wots wit all these fuckheads trying to prove sum tin here on nl by picking on others here. u dont even no jack about me, silly tart. u 4king LovePeddler, 4kin dickhead,4king a.s.shole, u 4king piece of sh.i.t. did i start or end d topic here. Y DONT U DELETE D TOPIC IF IT INFURIATES OR PAINS U SO? MUMU. OLORIBURUKU GO EAT DOG SHYT N DIE JO wetin sum ppl dey yarn here sef. i dont wanna b anybody else (celeb or not) but ME. apart from SOME celebs/ppls money, dey gat nutin on me. dey've decided 2 b on screen n in our faces almost 24/7 - sum deserve 2 b, sum dont, period. abegee. hisses |
pete edochie - y cant u kip/make eye contact wen acting wit others, 4 petes sake u've bin acting even b4 i was born! derenle - dont give a 4k bout ya dressing but all those una red, purple, green abi na black carpet interviews u 2 dey make noise sum times jo oge okoye - wots wit your stinking attitude. na u dey feed us abi na u cos am say i/we dey exist? u no dey shyt? u aint all dat. i wont even watch your movie unless reasonable actor act wit u. humble ya sef mrs b4 i give u hot back hand slappp wey go bend dat your old woman wide mouth, hisses geneveive n omotola - una no no say push up bra n wonder bra dey? must u guys prove 2 us say una don born? so freaking wot! na una start am abi end am? omotola - u neva heard of girdle or things ppl wear to tuck in their tummy? check internet or market ma'am mercy johnson - abeg sista u don too ugly, y make it worse by cutting your hair so low. pls dont do that again b4 dogs start 2 bark @u. dang |
5 ke? dem too plenty jo no b even too many ![]() emeka ike - after so many yrs of acting, he still cant act or talk fluently. n do not attempt 2 do corn row 4 a movie again abeg hanks anuka or wotever - jeez what d hell is going on with your looks, dressing n accent? pls brother STOP! and who is dat f.o.o.l dat kips giving u roles in films/movies? ini edo - sista pls stop wearing short short short things n things dat expose your pot belly tony umez - good heavens, wots wit u? terry g - pls STOP making noise, my ear n body hurts with all your noise making funke akindele rocks - good actress - razz or not, u give it all out wen acting, no forming no effizy no nonsense, your hella funny - u real try 4 white hunters, jenifa n other yoruba movies - big up! wetin sum ppl dey yarn here sef. i dont wanna b anybody else (celeb or not) but ME. apart from SOME celebs/ppls money, dey gat nutin on me. dey've decided 2 b on screen n in our faces almost 24/7 - sum deserve 2 b, sum dont, period. abegee. hisses |
4get matter jo - in 9ja its about making babies which/how many family go grin/happy if d couple no born? in d western world e.g usa, uk,etc its about d couple, if dem no born no wahala. dats my opinion |
coconut candy n hot chocolate breakfast l8r now i feel like eating some chicken (wings) n chips |
Ninjabyte:she doesnt have 2 change her last name. as long as u have ur marriage certificate, family pix, etc, u r good 2 go. ppl have done it in d past n it worked (my cuz did d same tin), dat cant b a reason/good reason 4 refusing visa. good luck |
[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=492996.msg6599149#msg6599149 date=1282205473]Death . . . ![]() You remind me of Shinnok's style of debilitating his foes in the popular "Mortal Kombat" game . . . FATALITY . . . [/quote]hehe! funny u. lmfao |
cant he b real/sincere wit u?- i tot dey said communication is key in a relationship. end a relationship 4 dat? abegee. talk about low self esteem if him ugly, am sure he wud have made a difference in his looks if it were possible but dat was how he was born, dat 1 no get cure apart from plastic surgery which is not 100% guaranteed, sum tins no get cure. were u born fat? even if, me still think fatness get cure - diet or exercise oscar winner mo'nique said her husband looked @her wen she was na.k.ed n told her he wants her 4 life because she was fat, she was happy wit her weight b4 then but she did lose sum weight after he said dat, she no divorce her hubby or kill/insult am cos of dat. if he/she told u your fat then lose weight. u got nutin 2 lose or do u? fatness no dey vogue again ohhhh , if your hapi wit your weight n u dont want 2 stay wit d guy or listen 2 him then be my guest n find another guy - many fishes in d river babes |
if he/she said so then lose weight u got nutin 2 lose or do u? fatness no dey vogue again ohhhh ![]() |
ladej:lwkmd. funny u. i hear u jo. NL gats sum serious retarded f.u.c.ks/animals posing as humans/people . lmao |
kneel down n what? in his bloody dreams - dat wont 4king happen sef |
kabukabu:change which channel? mumu. is dat d point u can make on my reply n dis topic? i made my point like others here, without insulting any1 but u big f.o.o.l wants 2 b a i made a comparison about how Indian ladies dresses b4 n now. which 1 b ya own? did i lie? hisses. do ppl have 2 wear bras/pants 2 b in any kind of video or walk d street like dat b4 u no u/dey r not behind? ode oloriburuku. ozuo nu makon! r u sure u r not already in d taliban, because u sound like a bloody person n FUCKHEAD. u really r a kabukabu. GO 4K URSELF U CHIMP. your ignorance is a big curse on u. from now on silence is d best answer given 2 a F.O.O.L LIKE YOU! |
@topic i tire 4 dem oh western world - almost n.a.ked n shaking their in videossum 9jans - copying d same tin na Indians even baffle me pass, gone r d days wey dem dey wear cloth from their tops r getting skimpier n skimpier - looking more like bras than tops |
axeman85:true talk/words! there was a time i was travelling bk 2 d uk n i saw d officials refusing women entry because dey were heavy (especially 6 months pregnant n above) although their visas were still valid, dey sent dem home on d next available flights. on another occasion my childhood friend had d same problem at d UK airport, she had to literally beg dem 2 let her enter after showing dem a lot of cash which she intends 2 pay her delivery wit n promised not 2 use NHS which is free. she said all d pregnant women she saw @d airport were sent back (no entry) except her. she said see embarrassment/shame 4 her n others. she had her child here n made sure she paid all necessary fee as proof 4 next time she went2 renew her visa. i asked her wot she did all dat 4 wen d UK no go give im pikin paper/stay/automatic citizenship? she was just clueless n she don come UK 2/3 times b4 dat incident. d same friend went 2 America after d incident above 2 give birth again. she got d visa alright but was refused entry wen she got 2 u.s airport. sum r lucky sum r not or shud i say na fate/destiny . |
axeman85:good dat u removed ur bank statement cos u say sum coma dey d acct If "Her father is the one sponsoring her whole trip" then y r u going on n on about your payslip/bank statement, feeding her, her traveling in d uk, etc? Wetin come b ya own? U get me?If both of u r sponsoring d trip financially, fine, then u shud say so in d letters and on d visa form and both of u shud include ya payslips and bank statements if her dad is saying dat he is responsible 4 d financial aspect of d trip, cant he say dat he's d one going to give her moni to take with her abi she wont take bta? wont dat cover feeding n travellin within d uk? of course u can include your payslip if u want but does dat show your bank balance if u want 2 show dat u have enuf moni in there/4 their upkeep? do dey ask on d visa forms who will pay 4 your bus pass, train ticket, cab fare, shopping in d uk, mcdonalds, kfc, etc? NO I DONT THINK SO. dem ppl r not really interested in u who is inviting dem dat is if u say u r not responsible financially cos on d visa forms theres a question there where she will answer/she is going to write that its her father/d person dat is going to be responsible for paying 4 her trip NOT u. dey r more interested in d person who is being invited 4 a visit (i.e "has any1 proved 2 b able to pay 4 d trip, will dey come back after their short visit 2 d uk, do dey have a strong tie in 9ja to want to return 2 9ja?" . All that d person invited sends 2 d uk embassy (especially about demselves) will prove 2 dem dat he/she will return to 9ja or will not return to 9ja after ya visit n all dat will enable dem decide if dey shud give u d visa or not. It is not by saying or writing dat “i can vouch 4 him/her or I/he/she will def return back to 9ja after my/their short visit to d uk”, d uk officials r not dat gullible/stupiddd. i think i've answered all your queries or questions as best as i can, maybe some1 else can advice u or input as well |
axeman85:i do not get d 1utility bill and also car insurance policy. wot kind of utility bill? u wan use am open bank account?wot does dat mean or prove? so u guys r not sending her n d embassy photocopy of proof of accommodation of where she will stay during her visit e.g. rental agreement or mortgage papers? axeman85:it is not settlement or fiance visa dey r applying 4 mr man so dey wont ask u all dat or dig into your lives there. dey wont ask u how many ppl lives there, do u live there, all your family lives there? that is y i stated b4 dat - 2. photocopy of proof of accommodation e.g. rental agreement or mortgage papers in your name cos na u dey invite a[/b]m abi? [b]If your pops has d house tingy in his name then make im write d i.v leta n send his documents instead of u. he shud just say he’s inviting a family friend over. U don’t need to prove dat dey r a family friend unlike relatives/family members. then include number 3 on my list as well Utility bill proves dat u live there but it doesn’t prove dat theres enuf room for her to stay e.g. a mortgage/rental agreement wud state 1 bedroom flat, 2 bed house, 1 room rented by u, etc. lots of ppl live in 1 room In d uk cos its cheaper others could be squatting wit a friend. how do u prove 2 d uk officials dat u have enuf room 4 dem to stay during their visit? Mayb u shud ask NLANDERS, has any1 used only utility bill as proof of accommodation 4 a relative or friend or 4 ursef to apply 4 a visa? I’ve neva done dat so mayb som1 did and it worked. It doesn’t mata if your visa na EEA one, family permit, EU or student visa as long as u have legal status in d uk n u r asking d person to VISIT ONLY NOT STAY. |
axeman85:u r inviting some1 to come n stay wit u during their visit in d uk and u r telling d embassy that u do not have your own mortgage or your own rental agreement n dat some1 else will accommodate her not u (it does not matter if it is your mom or dad, r u underage? so dey r d ones responsible 4 her accommodation NOT U). cmon now how u check am? DAT IS A 3RD SPONSOR M8 = NOT 2 GOOD IMO. if she books a hotel then thats fine cos dey wont be bothered about who paid 4 it as long as it has been paid 4 or there's sufficient moni 4 dat in d bank statement sent to d embassy. sending her own bank statement is a plus too if d balance n money going in n out is a lil reasonable since she aint responsible 4 her trip financially i have neva had to prove dat i no some1 am inviting "beyond reasonable doubt" because of visit visa. "random" ppl have helped me write invitations b4 but i dont include/ask dem 4 their payslips or bank statement cos dey r not responsible 4 dem/d trip financially and it worked, i have done dat not once, not 2x but many times. dey check d person's uk status. ppl meet online, etc but dey have neva met face 2 face but dey can also invite d ppl dey have neva met - DIS IS DONE ALMOST EVERYDAY. some r granted visas, sum r not (same goes 4 relatives or ppl u no well). OR U NEVA HEARD OF ANY OF DAT? so how do u convince them beyond reasonable doubt that u know the person u met online well and not just a random person in other words u can vouch for dem? It is not by saying or writing dat “i can vouch 4 him/her or I/he/she will def return back to 9ja after my/their short visit to d uk”, dat wud make dem give any1 d visa. dey r not dat gullible/stupiddd. i dont think dat d officials r interested in your affairs apart from your genuine status cos like i stated b4 no b settlement visa or watchu call dem tins, dats where dey dig deep in2 d person sending d i.v cos u r d person responsible 4 everything n dey want 2 b sure dat u no d person u r inviting. 4 visit visa - if u say u r responsible 4 d whole trip (tickets, etc) then dey will dig deep into ya affair but if u r not then dey'll dig deep in2 dat persons affair who says dey will b responsible. |
axeman85:no 1 can tell u here if your friend wud b given a visa. its a 50 50 chance - just pray imo, It gets complicated/seem unreasonable when u say 2 or more ppl r paying 4 d trip. If u r a student or employed, do not tell any british official that u wud b spending more than 4 weeks in d uk (u r a student or employed 4 God’s sake!). If u want to spend more than dat, u shud kip it to urself but don’t overstay your visa if u intend to apply 4 another visa wen 1 expires. If u spend a long amount of time in d uk whilst visiting n returns b4 your visa expires, u risk being refused a visa next time cos dey will wonder how d hell an employed person or student can go on holiday or visit d uk for dat long without losing their job or school. D person invited shud provide employment letter/letter from school n school id card, marriage certificate, wife/husband n kids fotographs, photocopies of whatever assets u have, your bank statement if necessary, etc. if u r paying for your trip then include your bank statement, other documents and no one else’s unless your married. d person traveling must have bta (enough british pounds sterling) wit dem wen traveling to d uk that is if granted a visa Remember there’s no interview at d uk embassy/high commission most of d time, to get a visit visa or b refused, so make sure all documents and proofs r enclosed b4 sending dem off remember, These r just guidelines. It always works 4 me/my family. Dey’ve neva asked any of my family members bta at d airport but dey do ask some ppl. my family members always have d moni (bta) wit dem wen traveling, just in case (cos u neva no). Good luck y’all |
axeman85:3. write a short n formal letter addressed to uk embassy that u want to invite the person. State in d letter dat d person u r inviting 2 d uk will b staying with u/u n your family at your address written above (on d letter) n u have enuf room 4 dem during their 3/4 weeks visit 2 d uk and dat u have enclosed your mortgage papers/rental agreement as proof. 4. write an informal letter (1 page) to your friend/person u r inviting. all these (no 1-4) shud be sent 2 d person applying 4 d visa. do NOT send dem papers to d embassy directly. since u r not paying for the trip then y shud u send your payslips or bank statements? If d person is not staying wit u during their visit, u don’t need to send your accommodation papers, he/she should provide hotel reservations 2nd sponsor who is usually in 9ja shud provide: 1. bank statement wit enough dough 2. a letter addressed to d embassy stating that he/she will be responsible 4 funding d whole trip. Also state your relationship with/to d person u r sponsoring in d leta. (write dis if d person u r inviting isnt paying 4 their own trip) 3. if d person is your wife/husband then include your marriage certificate/affidavit and pictures of both of u 2geda. Pics of u 2 n your kids if any. Write on d back of d pics who dey are. I don’t think your 2nd sponsor (if not d person traveling/applyin 4 d visa) shud send or prove anything else because no be im dey travel, na u! in your invitation letters - do not go on and on or write things that r not necessary/dat wud complicate things or make d uk official yawn while reading d leta or make dem refuse giving d visa 2 b continued |
axeman85: from experience, all these na long tin oh, which 1 b d highlighted ones again, y write all that in d letter? u guys complicate matters 4 urselves. Food in uk is so cheap, y do u have 2 prove dat u can feed dem by showing pay slips/bank statements when there r more important tins? Na u wan pay 4 d trip? This is d same mistake some1 else made here on NL. is it not visit visa? then y prove all that as if its settlement visa or fiancée visa? Do u have 2 state how many ppl lives in your house 4 a visit visa? well i neva do all i normally do is send proof of 2 sponsors, anything more than that na long tin 1st sponsor must be/pretend 2 b d person u intend to visit - he/she shud post d following to 9ja: 1. photocopy of his/her EU/UK passport/any passport (page of your details n foto)/and photocopy of d page of your ILR or LR or work permit, or whatever status u got in d uk 2. photocopy of proof of accommodation e.g. rental agreement or mortgage papers in your name cos na u dey invite am abi? your papa dey write letter plus ya own leta na long tin = 3 sponsors = not good imo. If your pops has d house tingy in his name then make im write d i.v leta n send his documents instead of u. he shud just say he’s inviting a family friend over. U don’t need to prove dat dey r a family friend unlike relatives/family members 2 b continued l8r |
adeniyi7:wot kind of documents? school certificates/results/transcript/marriage cert or wot? anyhoo, i think u can send dem even if dey r laminated (lamination no b crime na) as long as dey r d original/genuine docs (d same ones u sent to d school in uk). d uk officials wud send dem original docs back 2 u wen dey r done. make fotocopies n kip dem wit u b4 sending dem originals off tho |
madea goes 2 jail she's a bloody nutter. hilarious! |
I'm selfish, impatient n a little insecure @times. I make mistakes, I am out of control n at times hard 2 handle but if u can't handle me at my worst, den u sure as HELL don't deserve me at my BEST |
sad (unanswered prayers n ill) |
each tear - mary j n jay sean nice lyrics |
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2wise4real:since his fingerprints were not taken 7yrs ago then he's good to go i think, cos if he applies to d uk now n d details he puts down on d uk visa forms are different from d ones he put down b4 e.g father's/mother's name, his name, d.o.b, wife's name, children's name, address, etc then like i stated b4, he's good to go. then write dat he hasnt applied b4, it isnt dat easy to detect dat way (dem ppl aint as smart or dumb as we think) ![]() if sum/all of d details he put down now r d same wit d old ones then wahala dey oh anywho goodluck |
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dats y e dey pain u soooo, eiya, na advice i b give u oh, kpele oh. u don take d chill pill? u don remove d dirty wey dey ya eye 1st? scallywag. if u have then u wont b chatting rubbish. beta still, c your psychiatrist if u've run outta ya medication. scallywag stop derailing d thread. ODE. FROM NOW ON SILENCE IS D BEST ANSWER GIVEN TO A 
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. All that d person invited sends 2 d uk embassy (especially about demselves) will prove 2 dem dat he/she will return to 9ja or will not return to 9ja after ya visit n all dat will enable dem decide if dey shud give u d visa or not.