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@topic/poster
YES OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOST DEF!

@TOPIC
And so what? she get STI OR STD?
how did he or she keep count of how many people she slept with?
anyhoooo if it is true, dem write am put 4 her head or down there?

ABEG WRITE HOW MANY D GUY DON SLEEP WITH
u sure say person 4 im entire family never pass her record?
E GO DISOWN AM OR KILL AM?
abeg make im go sit down jare make i hear word

must everybody post something on NL? especially all these
RUBBISH, LAUGHABLE N RIDICULOUS TOPICS

@topic
absolutely ridiculous

@poster
u can marry a slim girl/lady but she might
get fat 1 day due 2 pregnancy, husband stress ,
other types of stress, etc
wetin u go cum do? DIVORCE HER? HISSESSSSSSSSSSSS

SO shut the F up, grow up or
go to hell and burn 2 asHes!!!

dont know why this very good post/topic was derailed by some people
clowns i'd say

anyhoooo @topic
i have the fear of driving
dont get me wrong, i can drive since 1996 when i was in sec sch
was tot by one of my younger bruvs
but everytime i sit on the driver's seat to drive, i have the strong fear that
i will kill or get killed while driving

BUT I'M PERFECTLY ALRIGHT WHEN SOME1 ELSE IS DRIVING D CAR
WUD LIKE TO KNOW WOT THIS PHOBIA IS CALLED
ANY1?

@topic
kfc Zinger burger
and some french fries (chips)

@topic
trouble and BLESSING
I am blessed with 5 younger bruvs

@topic
continued
Dubai
India

@topic
NEW MOON
I really dont c d hype
d film is just there
i prefer the 1st one - TWILIGHT

@topic/poster
big deal
r u 4 real?
BLOODY CAVEMAN
hisses!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=116886.msg4564678#msg4564678 date=1253224137]Since you went home on "State expenses", you would not be entitled to apply for a visa for the next five years.


If you get married to an EU/UK citizen and wish to apply for settlement visa, the way the UKBA would get round this, is to refuse you the visa and tell your partner to go and join you in Nigeria if he/she cannot bear to be seperated from you, they also use this delay tactics to check whether the marriage is genuine and not done just to get into the Country . . .


Seek legal advice if you want to try the marriage route, your Solicitor might be able to invoke something under the Human Rights Acts.[/quote]ty but i understand now that IOM is not state  expense n not organised/owned  by  UK

whiteroses:
in their rule they dont like complications but getting married to an EU citizen in UK conquers everything when you marry them forget all the history no matter how bad or illegal they are, but as long as you were not deported marraige is a fresh start however when you said EU you meant UK, N/IRELAND AND GREAT BRITAIN right?

EU citizen = EUROPEAN UNION, e.g sweden, spain, portugal, italy, etc

wahalaman:
It is a very degrading trade invented by women to take advantage of men they lure with their scent of attraction

LovePeddler – BITCHES – SLUT – ASHAWO etc remains what they are for now.

because your a man, so it dont count/matter?
f*ck dat sh*t
d 1st highlighted - dats bull f*cking shit! how do dey lure men from d men's house
or work place 2 d prostitutes place? dem use juju or voodoo? hisses

d other highlighted - sh*t, i'll call a man those names if he's sleeping around
f*ck dat!

@poster
Re: Her Past Is Too Much For Me
WOT OF your  PAST? or is it because u r a man, so it dont count/matter?
f*ck dat sh*t

PAST MEANS PAST!
so leave it where its at - THE PAST!
where u in her past or can u go or return 2 her past n stay there?

no b ppl dey marry prostitutes, ex-prostitutes, ex-convict, strippers,etc
she kill person or your family member? dis na rubbish jo
HISSES!

she's so cute
he ugly, possibility of having ugly kids
but loads of moni n luv is talking
carry go B

Sagamite:
Member: chocomillo

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=433358

Description of pix: pink top with blue jeans standing in middle of road with 2 fingers up

Says to me: [On holiday in the US, trying my game on her, she says] You have 2 seconds to disappear before my thug gets here and gun you down. [My liver collapse, my leg no touch floor as I begin dey run]

hehe

Sagamite:
You are basically describing yourself, you just missed out illiterate.

I am still waiting for you to blow my mind out with your qualifications.

oh my world, damnnnnnn
yabistttttt

baby by me - 50 cent + neyo

where dreams r made of
there's nutin u cant do
now ur in new york
d streets will make u feel brand new
d lights will inspire u
lets hear it 4 new york new york NEW YORK

jay z & alicia keys - empire state of mind

drake n trey song - I JUST WANNA B SUCCESSFUL

yesssssoooooo

you bad
taboo
bumper 2 bumper
na like dis
etc
mushin 2 mohits - wande coal

@topic
his own sis? 15 yrs! dey r not kids anymore
dey r adultsssss
daaaaammmmnnnn
icky icky
yuck!

@topic
RMD from Nollywood - train stn london
president of Finland 1998 - Helsinki, Finland
Agatha & Fred Amata from Nollywood/tv - uk embassy, lagos
King n queen of Sweden n their 3 kids - palace, Stockholm, Sweden

Victoria Iyama from Nollywood - woolwich market, london
Queen of Denmark n hubby - palace, Copenhagen, Denmark
Alex lopez from Nollywood - woolwich, london
King of Norway - palace, Oslo, Norway
Oba of Benin (Oba Erediauwa), palace, Benin - city

met a couple of others from Nollywood & abroad but dont remember now or no their names

coolboy100:
my sister i agree with you gare

@ OMO IBO & OBVIOUS
Lmfao
una 2 funny man

mccloud224:
Referring to your country as a people who call them mugus,putting them in the "scam profile" arena is referring to the whole country in a bad way.If one of our news casters or talk show people were to make that "error", the US would be asking for an express apology and "sharp sharp" too.Same goes for the UK.Oprah makes billions ruining people's lives each year with her "women empowerment" talks and "feminism propaganda".Who cares but if she isn't cutting you a chunk of her take home package, its not wise to fly her banner for no reason.She gets paid for it.YOU DONT! ! ![/b]LOL

what d hell r u chatting/writing? absolute . [b]gibberish
WHATEVER.
hisses!

he aint having sex wit her 4 f*ck sake,
na for her papers n beta life
abeg leave d man and im daughter jare

LIAR LIARS
i wud do d same tin if need be
and i know 99.9% of humans will do d same if need be
JUST BE F*CKING HONEST!

mccloud224:
Eating in the bus ? What if someone farts?

Ehh?Back in my uni days, i dey rush "okpa di oku" inside bus, na so one idiot mess inside bus.The Opka turned sour in my mouth.That was the last time i remember eating in motion (2001)

LWKMD!

y do these silly Swedish so called tuition free uni ask 4 a  B
in english in waec/neco result? if u have anytin less than a B grade
in Eng dey just reject u 4 most of their bachelor degree courses

Uk dat is an english speaking country DO NOT even demand 4 a B or higher in Eng
tho one also needs at least 2 A-level courses or 2 yrs 9ja uni diploma as well but dey
accept at least a C grade in English from neco/waec 4 most of their undergraduate courses

some1 applied to sweden for 6 diff undergraduate courses in s/science and art
courses, she submitted at least 5 C's  in waec + 1 year diploma from 9ja uni and +
1 A-level from Uk school  BUT SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED Her UNQUALIFIED 4 all d 6 courses
she applied  for just because OF A C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

in Uk, 1 yr diploma + 1 a level = 2 a level or = 2 yrs diploma which is accepted by almost all
if not all unis in d uk and usa 4 undergraduate courses e.g. LLB LAW

But wit all of d above qualifications SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED her UNQUALIFIED COS OF A
C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

sweden don cress, free tuition my ASS
some crazy ass rubbish dat is!

@jay bee
ask/send me d msg like u did b4 cos
u'll hardly get me on yim
but u can try
its my NL username @yahoo.co.uk

y do these silly Swedish so called tuition free uni ask 4 a  B
in english in waec/neco result? if u have anytin less than a B grade
in Eng dey just reject u 4 most of their bachelor degree courses

Uk dat is an english speaking country DO NOT even demand 4 a B or higher in Eng
tho one also needs at least 2 A-level courses or 2 yrs 9ja uni diploma as well but dey
accept at least a C grade in English from neco/waec 4 most of their undergraduate courses

some1 applied to sweden for 6 diff undergraduate courses in s/science and art
courses, she submitted at least 5 C's  in waec + 1 year diploma from 9ja uni and +
1 A-level from Uk school  BUT SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED Her UNQUALIFIED 4 all d 6 courses
she applied  for just because OF A C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

in Uk, 1 yr diploma + 1 a level = 2 a level or = 2 yrs diploma which is accepted by almost all
if not all unis in d uk and usa 4 undergraduate courses e.g. LLB LAW

But wit all of d above qualifications SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED her UNQUALIFIED COS OF A
C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

sweden don cress, free tuition my ASS
some crazy ass rubbish dat is!

y do these silly Swedish so called tuition free uni ask 4 a  B
in english in waec/neco result? if u have anytin less than a B grade
in Eng dey just reject u 4 most of their bachelor degree courses

Uk dat is an english speaking country DO NOT even demand 4 a B or higher in Eng
tho one also needs at least 2 A-level courses or 2 yrs 9ja uni diploma as well but dey
accept at least a C grade in English from neco/waec 4 most of their undergraduate courses

some1 applied to sweden for 6 diff undergraduate courses in s/science and art
courses, she submitted at least 5 C's  in waec + 1 year diploma from 9ja uni and +
1 A-level from Uk school  BUT SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED Her UNQUALIFIED 4 all d 6 courses
she applied  for just because OF A C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

in Uk, 1 yr diploma + 1 a level = 2 a level or = 2 yrs diploma which is accepted by almost all
if not all unis in d uk and usa 4 undergraduate courses e.g. LLB LAW

But wit all of d above qualifications SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED her UNQUALIFIED COS OF A
C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

sweden don cress, free tuition my ASS
some crazy ass rubbish dat is!

y do these silly Swedish so called tuition free uni ask 4 a  B
in english in waec/neco result? if u have anytin less than a B grade
in Eng dey just reject u 4 most of their bachelor degree courses

Uk dat is an english speaking country DO NOT even demand 4 a B or higher in Eng
tho one also needs at least 2 A-level courses or 2 yrs 9ja uni diploma as well but dey
accept at least a C grade in English from neco/waec 4 most of their undergraduate courses

some1 applied to sweden for 6 diff undergraduate courses in s/science and art
courses, she submitted at least 5 C's  in waec + 1 year diploma from 9ja uni and +
1 A-level from Uk school  BUT SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED Her UNQUALIFIED 4 all d 6 courses
she applied  for just because OF A C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

in Uk, 1 yr diploma + 1 a level = 2 a level or = 2 yrs diploma which is accepted by almost all
if not all unis in d uk and usa 4 undergraduate courses e.g. LLB LAW

But wit all of d above qualifications SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED her UNQUALIFIED COS OF A
C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

sweden don cress, free tuition my ASS
some crazy ass rubbish dat is!

y do these silly Swedish so called tuition free uni ask 4 a  B
in english in waec/neco result? if u have anytin less than a B grade
in Eng dey just reject u 4 most of their bachelor degree courses

Uk dat is an english speaking country DO NOT even demand 4 a B or higher in Eng
tho one also needs at least 2 A-level courses or 2 yrs 9ja uni diploma as well but dey
accept at least a C grade in English from neco/waec 4 most of their undergraduate courses

some1 applied to sweden for 6 diff undergraduate courses in s/science and art
courses, she submitted at least 5 C's  in waec + 1 year diploma from 9ja uni and +
1 A-level from Uk school  BUT SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED Her UNQUALIFIED 4 all d 6 courses
she applied  for just because OF A C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

in Uk, 1 yr diploma + 1 a level = 2 a level or = 2 yrs diploma which is accepted by almost all
if not all unis in d uk and usa 4 undergraduate courses e.g. LLB LAW

But wit all of d above qualifications SWEDISH UNIS DECLARED her UNQUALIFIED COS OF A
C GRADE IN WAEC ENGLISH

sweden don cress, free tuition my ASS
some crazy ass rubbish dat is!