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Pussy & Failure.

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Nollyfools.

DOGG§WAGG...#TeamDoggyDog#

Dat moment wen i was writing my 1st JAMB exam, after shading MATHS, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY. So i was busy shading ENGLISH until i got 2 number 100 & notice dat i skipped a number, e.g; shading number 23 answer as number 24, thereby mistakenly skiping number 23. I did dis unknowingly until i got 2 number hundred & noticed it was not complete. Wen i saw d mistake i had 2 erase back 2 d point i made the mistake & re-shade with 5mins left. It was so terrible.

Mr president, Ebola is not boko haram. U beta act fast, dnt delay like dat of boko haram issue. Ebola kills silently, boko haram kills openly. So the earlier u get rid of dis deadly virus, the beta 4 us.

Useless Govt. 2 be sincere, i dnt tink our government can be able 2 rescue d abducted girls anymore. I believe dis girls are either dead, turned 2 slavery, turned 2 Islam etc, cos our government have delayed their rescue so much. So If u're still hoping dat d government will still rescue dis girls u beta have a re-think. Where is our military men? Come & show urselves, yet they're no where 2 be found. Wicked government, inactive military, confused president, hopeless masses, blessed nation...Naija wake up.

Beware...Pussy kills!

olumuyiolaoluwa: WOMAN!!!

beware of anytin on skirt.

Though they say luv has nothing 2 do with money, but luv has a lot 2 do with money. Wen u have money u'll be respected. More money, more bitches. No woman can luv u completely wen u're not complete, i.e. When u dnt have money. Just make the money & u'll see dem knocking!

LaurelP: I'm guessing u like playing hard to get
It might actually work on some other guys, but I'm saying it doesn't work on me
I don't encourage ladies to be cheap cos I wouldn't advise my sisters to be cheap
But at d same time, u have to let ur feelings known but don't let d guy take advantage of u
Its just a matter of using ur brain

But some girls start playing hard to get even when d guy is still considering whether to make a move or not
Its d easiest way of chasing guys like me away cos I don't have d time and energy to keep pursuing a girl for dat long.

U're right bro! I ain't got much time 2 chase a girl 4 so long. That time i'll use in chasing a girl 4 a long time is wat i should use 2 make more money, cos i regard riches 2 bitches!

busterr: And we need our no.10 back. #iheanacho, o ya ka anyi na acho!

Everybody luvs Iheanacho now but wen he's not in his best people will start criticizing him. Nigerians!

AmNotDrunk: FFS. why bring a dead man from that deadly country who died from the deadly virus to Nigeria for Christ sake
The govt we curse almost in every thread are trying hard to protect us from this virus but yet for some reasons I don't know a family would rather take the risk of spreading the virus to the whole country, just to give there brother a " befitting" burial.
Clear indication that we are the cause of our problems.

SMH

Nigerians simply have no love for themselves/country. Hating themselves/country since 1960...§mh!

AmNotDrunk: FFS. why bring a dead man from that deadly country who died from the deadly virus to Nigeria for Christ sake
The govt we curse almost in every thread are trying hard to protect us from this virus but yet for some reasons I don't know a family would rather take the risk of spreading the virus to the whole country, just to give there brother a " befitting" burial.
Clear indication that we are the cause of our problems.

SMH

Nigerians simply have no love for themselves/country. Hating themselves since 1980...§mh!

Will gettin a BP make him score goals/change his style of play? Dull excuses...dis guy is just a lazy piece of sh*t!

Relationship101: Kudos to all the women (and men) that are standing up against domestic abuse. Africans have experienced a large dose of abuse (especially to the women) and we need to stand up against this devilish act. I lopve women. They are queens. They are strong, energetic, important and compassionate. Damn! Did I forget to mention that they are sexy?
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BUT*clears throat* for those idiots that think men are the HEAD which automatically place women somewhere beneath, I pray you fall into river niger and drown (fortunately for you, that isn't going to happen) but I still wish bad for you. To all those stupid women that has been brainwashed into thinking that they need to be beaten, harassed or maltreated for them to BE a woman, I pray you go to hell fire. You have lost your sense of becoming 'yourself'. You've sold your soul to an ideology that is contrary to the ethics of being a human being. To all those clergy that preaches 'submission' to women. I come against you with all my might. You have destroyed our women. You have made our wife remain in an abusive home simply because they need to be submissive to their fucking husband. What actually is submission? Is it the 21st century term for slavery. Woe unto you! You have made the teenagers in my street think that they need to FEAR men and give them respects they don't deserve simply because they are men.

Marriage is not a hierarchy of positions. It is partnership. It is BEING together. It is LOVE. It is kissing all night by the moon light without any thought for tomorrow. Women are not baby making machines. Their DUTY is not to be used.

A marriage without children can also be a sweet marriage if both parties agree together. Don't call the woman witch. (Yes I am talking to you the useless in-laws). Go get a job and stay away from peoples life. Women pride is my pride. Women courage is my courage. Women freedom is my freedom. I love women.

Woman wrapper. @Op, 4 ur information; Men will always be men. Go & kiss a cobra.

Relationship101: Kudos to all the women (and men) that are standing up against domestic abuse. Africans have experienced a large dose of abuse (especially to the women) and we need to stand up against this devilish act. I lopve women. They are queens. They are strong, energetic, important and compassionate. Damn! Did I forget to mention that they are sexy?
.....................

BUT*clears throat* for those idiots that think men are the HEAD which automatically place women somewhere beneath, I pray you fall into river niger and drown (fortunately for you, that isn't going to happen) but I still wish bad for you. To all those stupid women that has been brainwashed into thinking that they need to be beaten, harassed or maltreated for them to BE a woman, I pray you go to hell fire. You have lost your sense of becoming 'yourself'. You've sold your soul to an ideology that is contrary to the ethics of being a human being. To all those clergy that preaches 'submission' to women. I come against you with all my might. You have destroyed our women. You have made our wife remain in an abusive home simply because they need to be submissive to their fucking husband. What actually is submission? Is it the 21st century term for slavery. Woe unto you! You have made the teenagers in my street think that they need to FEAR men and give them respects they don't deserve simply because they are men.

Marriage is not a hierarchy of positions. It is partnership. It is BEING together. It is LOVE. It is kissing all night by the moon light without any thought for tomorrow. Women are not baby making machines. Their DUTY is not to be used.

A marriage without children can also be a sweet marriage if both parties agree together. Don't call the woman witch. (Yes I am talking to you the useless in-laws). Go get a job and stay away from peoples life. Women pride is my pride. Women courage is my courage. Women freedom is my freedom. I love women.

Woman wrapper.

Relationship101: Kudos to all the women (and men) that are standing up against domestic abuse. Africans have experienced a large dose of abuse (especially to the women) and we need to stand up against this devilish act. I lopve women. They are queens. They are strong, energetic, important and compassionate. Damn! Did I forget to mention that they are sexy?
.....................

BUT*clears throat* for those idiots that think men are the HEAD which automatically place women somewhere beneath, I pray you fall into river niger and drown (fortunately for you, that isn't going to happen) but I still wish bad for you. To all those stupid women that has been brainwashed into thinking that they need to be beaten, harassed or maltreated for them to BE a woman, I pray you go to hell fire. You have lost your sense of becoming 'yourself'. You've sold your soul to an ideology that is contrary to the ethics of being a human being. To all those clergy that preaches 'submission' to women. I come against you with all my might. You have destroyed our women. You have made our wife remain in an abusive home simply because they need to be submissive to their fucking husband. What actually is submission? Is it the 21st century term for slavery. Woe unto you! You have made the teenagers in my street think that they need to FEAR men and give them respects they don't deserve simply because they are men.

Marriage is not a hierarchy of positions. It is partnership. It is BEING together. It is LOVE. It is kissing all night by the moon light without any thought for tomorrow. Women are not baby making machines. Their DUTY is not to be used.

A marriage without children can also be a sweet marriage if both parties agree together. Don't call the woman witch. (Yes I am talking to you the useless in-laws). Go get a job and stay away from peoples life. Women pride is my pride. Women courage is my courage. Women freedom is my freedom. I love women.

@Op, I wish u wat u wish others...Fool.

Hahahahahaha! Human beings. Lets keep doing wat we are doing in dis life, God is watching. It's wen u die dat u'll wake up 4rm ur sleep. War or no war, man must die. Even some people who claim 2 be the strongest men dies. Osama is dead, Gadafi is dead & so on. So who are we? We only knw hw 2 kill, yet we cnt even create a single soul. Who even gave us d right 2 kill? Wat matters is hw u lived while alive, & d worst of it all is dat there's no 2nd chance. Sometimes i wonder why are we fighting in dis life? Wat are we fighting 4? Notin belongs 2 us, yet we keep fighting over nothing. All is vanity!

Beware! Some creatures we see as humans aren't rilly humans, they're just human-like creatures dat possesses human features. I mean, hw can someone who call his or her self a human have sex with monkeys, dogs etc. Hmmm! I just cnt explain dis. The world is just a joke...so disgusting!

In one word, i can sum up all i've learnt about Nigerians...GREED.

Nigerians should keep deceiving themselves & being more foolish why other countries are growing & learning 4rm our stupidity. Does it mean we lack common sense or wat? Or we just hate ourselves. I believe we have more evil people living in Nigeria. Wat a country...§mh!

Other animals suffer? I doubt. Dnt 4get dat they dnt work 4 their food on like we humans that must work 2 survive. They always knw where, how, & wen 2 get their food. Nothing bothers dem, even if dem no work dem go chop, so hw do they suffer? God neva created dem 2 suffer, maybe we humans are the people making dem 2 suffer.

Other animals suffer? I doubt. Dnt 4get dat they dnt work 4 food on like we humans that must work 2 survive. They always knw where, how, & wen 2 get there food. Nothing bothers dem, so hw do they suffer? God neva created dem 2 suffer, maybe we humans are the ones making 2 suffer.

Nice one though! But dat is not rilly d real problem our nation is facing now. We need to 1st get rid of those dat attack with bomb before gettin rid of those dat fight with Guns/cutlass. Na dis one wey military men go quick do. Why not send dem to sambisa for a shoot at sight mission. Politics is a corrupt game for corrupt minded people(Evil men)...but God is watching!

God bless Nigeria. Pls we need keshi 2 retain his position. He's taken us a long way & we cnt afford 2 lose him 2 d south Africans. Pls FG should just renew his contract. Keshi is good.

I dislike anytin d@ is got 2 do wit APC. I just dnt like dis buhari of a guy.

My best make up 4 girls; powder, eye pencil, & wet lips.

When u see such girls, just walk pass dem pretending u didn't even notice dem, & they'll be like oooush! Upon all my make ups, guys aren't noticing me. I dnt give a silly f*ck about dem. Girls with lots of make ups irritates me. They rilly suck. They look more like a clown.

Still searching? Hmmm! There's God o!