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The monsters created by Tulumbu

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.

Lies from the pit of hell where unhappy, unfortunate unintelligent people burn.

She couldn't have been abusing drugs and recently give birth to a healthy child. Not everyone is foolish o.

She's a nursing mother and still struggling with the challenges that come with having a baby.
She needs all the support, love, care and understanding especially from her husband.

Don't bring badluck and foolhardiness to ruin their home and union so that you will not attract curses from God.

You are in the dark. They even had a scuffle live when Daddy freeze tried to bring them live to address the allegations. Check Daddy freezes Facebook page. It was a show of shame and so worrying.!

Psiyohos:
THE CURE FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

buy 10- 15 big or medium sized snails
Break them out in a plate, pour the fluid with it

Extract the feces, and eggs

Swallow it raw.

Dazzol.


Nyàmà abi, I pity you.
Seriously folks that's the cure.
Consumed weekly/monthly, your aged will become a new person, completely revitalized

Say what?

Nwaikpe:
Some things that are food to some societies are not necessarily a discovery based on ingenuity but on situational conditions.

That is why Africans can "discover" that a leaf called "BITTER LEAF" is actually SWEET.
Not because they undertook any research, but because they were HUNGRY.

😄





Necessity is the mother of invention

Chilipepper:
What do you call this in your language?

We call it Ebuzu.
Nostalgic!

Who takes him serious? Tomorrow he will say the opposite. But why is he looking 'white' like he used pancake 😄

Ebenezer2021:
same here.
Maybe the OP and all those who commented are Northerners

I have it planted in my garden and I don't reside in the north. It is very nice!

erico2k2:
I think you need to read and comprehend B4 you post, I don't think you even k now what this kind of family planning entails.
Some of you have not even seen what the implant looks like and how it works.

I used jadelle implant to space my kids, and I tell you it can mess up ones system. This is a faceless forum and you just don't make assumptions about people.

Samantha125:
It's always best to take your child to the clinic to have her placed on birth control as soon as she starts hanging around boys to avoid a situation whereby she ends up as a teen mom.

prevention is better than cure... Traditional parenting no longer works on these teenagers.

Hope it will give them protection from STD's?
Penny wise pound foolish 😅

[quote author=cardoctor post=135243748]Lagos life[/quote in life we need patience to follow women and women should not be greedy

What is it with people from this region with wickedness? Them take am swear for them? Tueh!

simplemach:
Dem don come again.
They should lock down if they want. Thank God I am now married, a privilege I didn't have in the first instance. I'll simply get busy with my wife.

Triplet loading after the lockdown. SMA GOLD is about 14k

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Title: receipts, registered survey and c of o in process.
Fenced.
Price: 12m.


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Close to the express inside Oral estate mojoda epe.
Build up areas.
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Fenced 5 couch.
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MadamVanessa:


Akwa Ibom state is the second largest oil producing state. Despite billions of allocation given to the state by the federal government, nothing much to show. My brothers and sisters there are living in penury, no work , nothing to show. A lot spent so much resources, gone to school even to Ph.d level still no work. Godswill Akpabio the clownish senate president now and Udom Emmanuel did nothing than looting the state even the present state governor Umoh Eno won't be an exception.

Because they managed to construct roads and built some infrastructures, they've tried, and fóolish people keep on singing their praises to high heavens without knowing how much these people gulped every month. Tackle poverty in Akwa Ibom by giving our graduates jobs ,create skills acquisition centres for those who are unable to go to school. The rate of poverty and suffering in that state is saddening and does not depict the fact that Akwa Ibom is one of the richest state in Nigeria.


How Akwa Ibom person for suffer tell me ? Or having the thought of going to other states to do house girl/boy for meagre pay. When I reason dis thing my head de boil. Politicians no go die better. God punish them.

At least Akwa-Ibom has infrastructures to show for it. What do you say about Delta State?

sweetkev:
A young man worked hard all his life, married a lazy, miserable, wretched lady from a poor and dirty background. Now upgrade her, provide her shelter, feed and clothes her, take her abroad without the lady bringing any value to the relationship but still have the guts to insult the man, torn his passport and claimed some kind of entitlement with nothing to offer than her watery smelling p**sy.

Men should just take women as a piece of shit except she adds value to your life.

Very unfortunate gender.

Really! It seems you know her very well.. are you an insider?

ShoeGetSize:
Just like Nigeria, Uganda also inherited the British Army Ranking Cadre as a result of a shared colonial heritage.

The only Field Marshall Uganda has ever produced was:

“His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular”

Amin essentially promoted himself from Colonel to Field Marshall after staging a military coup to overthrow the sitting President Milton Obote.

Additionally, he officially proclaimed himself as the uncrowned King of Scotland.

Iliteracy is a bad thing

😄

WizardOfNG:
Lol. Reno Omokri has done and said much worse to Tinubu in the past. Yet Tinubu personally celebrated Omokri on his 50th birthday and wished him well.

BAT is always teaching Obi leadership while brutally exposing the fact that the Agulu Gbajue is not mature and emotionally intelligent enough to lead all Nigerians to include those who hate or criticise him passionately.

Who doesn't know that Omokri has become Tinubu's attack dog

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Let the argument begin!

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dkidd:
Deep.. if u know
But I remember watching her marriage online last week. Nairaland and old news sha

Who did she eventually marry?

tgmservice:
Hello nairaland Fam need you input on this.

I am a married man going to 3 years now.
I was scrolling on Facebook when a Saw a video of man exercising in a Gym.

This man wore a short nicker and you could see the shape of his joystick dangling. His thing was really big
The issue is that when I scrolled down the comment section I saw a comment from my wife since we are friends on FB and this is exactly what she said in verbatim (guess she is not so smart I would see her comments)

" I love to eat this kind of Food" yea including the smiley face

From her profile pic you can clearly see she is a married woman even other people responded to her comment calling her all sort of names like Olosho and the rest, one even said I pity your Husband.


I saw this when I was in the Office and it clearly spoilt my day I could not concentrate at work anymore.
When I got home I challenged her regarding this comment and she said its nothing that its just a joke comment.

I have been angry as she seriously disrespected me and I am considering a divorce from the marriage.



Edited: File photo used for illustration

She is immature! You must have been seeing the signs from her previous conversations. But if not,she is a first time offender. Just forgive her and have a serious conversation with her. A lot of people don't know what is attainable on the use of social media.