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Family / Re: Please Recommend A Budget Friendly Tablet For Kids by ceeceeuwa: 2:46pm On Mar 26, 2023
nannymcphee:
Good evening to the house.

Please I want to get a Tablet for my child. Amazon Fire HD is beyond my budget now. I need something budget friendly. I know there are lots of Chinese educational tabs. I dont want something that wont last or poor battery life or one that easily heats up.

Please which product should I go for ?
If you can save up and get the Amazon fire HD the better. The battery lasts my kids for 2days. And it's durable?👌
Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by ceeceeuwa: 11:37am On Mar 25, 2023
kinah:


Looking forward to it.
Please can you stop using the stainless plate ?
Use another dish for you food picturez.
I didn't know such plates still exists. I like the fact that he eats healthy foods.😋

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Politics / Re: Buhari: "I Am Eager To Leave Office, I Want To Focus On My Farms" by ceeceeuwa: 4:54pm On Mar 23, 2023
Teeroyzimma:
I thought you said Jonathan destroyed Nigeria
Any prove that I said that?
Politics / Re: Buhari: "I Am Eager To Leave Office, I Want To Focus On My Farms" by ceeceeuwa: 2:51pm On Mar 23, 2023

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Family / Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by ceeceeuwa: 2:49pm On Mar 23, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Intruder spotted! cheesy
🤣🤣🤣🤣.That intruder enter 'one chance '.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Neo Life Guys Frustrated My Life Today by ceeceeuwa: 8:25am On Mar 21, 2023
Ayomisure:
I am undergraduate In Futa and I'm desperately seeking for a part-time job to make life easier in school.
I saw a poster on the street displaying how part-time job workers are needed then I thought God has answered my prayers grin
I messaged them and they told me to come today by 8:00 with my qualifications. wetin pain me pass nah say I no even sleep well for night (I just dey pray say make God let make dem accept me)
Naso I trek go the location this morning only to meet dem Neo life.
In as much as I was disappointed, I kept my composure cuz all eyes was on me. After millions of motivational talks and insults on our parents and their financial status, they told us to pay for registration fee (about twenty something k) I told them I only have 5k in my acct which is actually for my upkeep, they told me to invest it, that was when I started feeling suspicious.
I told them I can't do trans and I don't have an atm card, a lady said she would follow me to bank to make the transfer,( meanwhile I was already looking for escape route)
Even with the crowd in bank the lady insisted that we should wait.
When it got to our turn the man said we can't transfer money to other banks grin , I told the lady I'm going to transfer it when I get home buh she asked me to wait for her that she wants to collect a Uba acct no. From the oga.
As she commot like this naso I japa grin
Kindly share your experience if you've encountered this guys before.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Family / Re: Sold: Rugged Perfectly Working 2.8kva Generator - ₦55k by ceeceeuwa: 3:36pm On Mar 20, 2023
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Location?
Romance / Re: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by ceeceeuwa: 1:44pm On Mar 20, 2023
Warl0ck:
Pls help;
There is this particular girl that i love but i am sure i wont marry her.

I only like her for dating but not for marriage.

In the other hand, i dont want her to date or marry another nigga.

What do i do now?

I dont want to marry her and dont want another guy to marry her.
You are practicing witchcraft!
Romance / Re: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by ceeceeuwa: 1:43pm On Mar 20, 2023
Warl0ck:
Pls help;
There is this particular girl that i love but i am sure i wont marry her.

I only like her for dating but not for marriage.

In the other hand, i dont want her to date or marry another nigga.

What do i do now?
You are practicing witchcraft!

I dont want to marry her and dont want another guy to marry her.
Crime / Re: My Younger Brother Slapped Me by ceeceeuwa: 1:24pm On Mar 20, 2023
Privatepart00:



Join us in Amita we work remotely and there’s a place for you to grow and achieve success.
What exactly is Amita all about?
Celebrities / Re: Guber Election: Jim Iyke Reacts To Oba Of Lagos' Comment About GRV by ceeceeuwa: 4:36pm On Mar 19, 2023
dalass:


Davidos son was named ifeanyi, an Igbo name. He was accepted by all and sundry and loved. If he had not died, he would have been raised as a proper Yoruba boy despite chioma being Igbo.

But say Ifeanyi called his father's people goat and Afonjaaa, then he will also be thoroughly rejected.

Yorubas value respect so much, this is what Igbos and South south people don't understand.

If you're completely Yoruba and insulting, you will be soundly rejected. This is what happened to some Southwest governors and politicians
Davido's grandpa married an igbo lady. So does his uncle. There are still some percentage of detribalized Yorubas,although few. The statement I made earlier remains valid. I am not Igbo for the taken! If you are Yoruba and you are sincere with yourself,you will know what comes to your mind when ever the word "Omo Ibo" is being used.
Celebrities / Re: Guber Election: Jim Iyke Reacts To Oba Of Lagos' Comment About GRV by ceeceeuwa: 4:20pm On Mar 19, 2023
otuomasirichi:
You see the reason why Igbo and Yoruba marriage should be abolished by all means. They rejected Gbadebo Vivour because his mother is Igbo. What's the essence of of marrying an Igbo woman and later see her children as Outcasts or intruders. This is an act of wickedness angry
I pity the people marrying them. They will never seen or recognize children from such union as one of them. They will always use that condescending remark "Omo Ibo" to refer to children from such union.

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Events / Re: Happy 26th Birthday To Me In Advance!! - 2k To 26 Nl'ers by ceeceeuwa: 3:09pm On Mar 19, 2023
MrReverse:
Happy 26th birthday to me in advance!!

March 22nd

That day I'll bless 26 people with 2k each if it's not too small.
Happy Birthday Op🎂. May all you dreams come through!

8022748970
Palmpay
Food / Re: How Have You Been Coping With Buying Food Items With Scarcity Of Cash? by ceeceeuwa: 12:57pm On Mar 18, 2023
ahnie:

And I in turn goes to pos vendor to wildraw money to buy goods,should the customer instill on cash?


And I get charged as well too.

I don't know what all these righteousness is all about.
Your customers are the ones paying for the charges you incure in the process of doing your business! We should all stop this and it will be a seamless process!

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Food / Re: How Have You Been Coping With Buying Food Items With Scarcity Of Cash? by ceeceeuwa: 12:52pm On Mar 18, 2023
I had to buy food stuffs in bulk including biscuits and beverages for the kids. I have a woman who accepts transfer without charges that I buy soup things from, God bless her soul! I get little change from the fuel station when ever I buy fuel and they do ' money back' . God help us to navigate this difficult period! "If one is a Nigerian,he no suppose go hell again. We have been through hell and back".
Food / Re: How Have You Been Coping With Buying Food Items With Scarcity Of Cash? by ceeceeuwa: 12:41pm On Mar 18, 2023
ahnie:

I do add charges of #100,I tell you straight away before handling the items to you .


To the fuvktards that are masturbating on my mentions,pls get a life.
This is certainly no right! The customer will incure charges from his bank to do transfer to you,still pay charges to you to patronize you. This isn't right at all!
Romance / Re: Please Help My Pregnant Wife. Strange Things Are Coming Out Of Her by ceeceeuwa: 7:55pm On Mar 17, 2023
Obavoh! Put 'graphic' please...you just posted your wife's undies for millions of people to see. You really need the pills more than your wife.

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Food / Re: Why Chivita Smart Malt Drink Is Becoming Kiddies’ Favourite by ceeceeuwa: 1:53pm On Mar 17, 2023
eodejai:
If you have kids at home, it is your responsibility as a parent or guardian to find healthy nutritional and functional beverages to add to their daily diet. However, when that beverage delivers a great taste that they love, it easily becomes their favourite.

This has been the story of Chivita Smart Malt Drink since its introduction last year into the Nigerian market. As the positive word on the brand spreads, Chivita Smart Malt Drink has become trendy, especially among children. It has become a favourite for kids’ lunchbox as they go about their day in school.

As a parent, your child’s lunchbox with Chivita Smart Malt Drink gives you the opportunity to provide them with extra nutrients they need for health and energy.

Children require a healthy source of daily nourishment to provide the stamina and energy to learn, play, and thrive , while they are out of your care during the day. Chivita Smart Malt Drink is rich in Vitamin A, B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B12 and E, giving children the energy to learn and play, whilst also enjoying its great taste.

Mrs. Juliet Abidoye, a Physical Education teacher and mother of two, while sharing her experience stated that her love for Chivita products was what naturally moved her to try out the Chivita Smart Malt Drink when she first saw it in a neighbourhood store in 2022.
“Ever since, I have not stopped buying it for my kids. Children need a lot of energy & focus to pay attention in their classes. At the playground, they may participate in activities that require a lot of energy and need a healthy source of energy replenishment like Chivita Smart Malt Drink to ensure concentration and keep them energetic all through the day. Plus, my kids love the taste! It’s a win-win situation for us,” she said.

Mrs Martina Edet, a mother of two, stated that her children always drew her attention to Chivita Smart Malt Drink whenever they stopped by at the neighborhood kiosk on their way to school.

“At first I was curious about the product but gave in when I read about its value and positive feedback from other parents. I want my children to excel and do so with the right energy that Chivita Smart Malt Drink provides” she noted

According to CHI Limited Marketing Director, Mrs. Toyin Nnodi, the success of Chivita Smart Malt Drink is a testament of the company’s avowed commitment to creating innovative products that add value to the lives of Nigerians.

“We are naturally pleased to know that Chivita Smart Malt Drink is adding value to the lives of children who consume it. The growing popularity of the brand is a result of its beneficial source of energy to children to enable them to concentrate, learn, play and excel,” she said.

Chivita Smart Malt Drink is available in stores across Nigeria in a handy and convenient 125ml aseptic pack and retails at an affordable price of N80.
How much is a pack, and how many is in the pack?
Politics / Re: My Experience As A Corp Member Who Worked As Inec Ad-hoc Staff In Enugu North Lg by ceeceeuwa: 11:02am On Mar 15, 2023
Slynation:
The matter was tiring, but you are not alone on this, most people I knew that worked for INEC hasn't received shi-shi...
Are you saying it is the right thing? That he should remain mute since he is not the only on affected .
Travel / Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by ceeceeuwa: 10:29am On Mar 15, 2023
Insultme:


Please what is your own advise?
At least you're going to know you've advised the OP, it's left for the OP to get burnt. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
Marriage is a beautiful thing when you are married to the right person. Please don't give up on marriage. Just try free yourself from all entanglement and make sure your mental health is intact before you give love a chance again. Above all just pray God gives you a lady that understand what marriage is all about.

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Travel / Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by ceeceeuwa: 10:15am On Mar 15, 2023
Insultme:
This is a true life story and it's really a long epistle, so take your time to read it. Insults and advice are welcomed as well.

There is this girl we're dating in Nigeria, which I intend to Marry though eventually. It started that I got my student visa in Nov 2021, so instead of me coming alone and leaving her alone back home, I decided to get Married to her same Nov 2021 and same year I did my house warming, that was in December. So she moved in to my house and I traveled for my Masters in January 2022.

So I came in alone to put everything in place, renting apartment and starting my studies. It was really an heculeous task, my eyes see shege as I was unable to pass through verification / affordability check, so I had to offer 6 month upfront before I was later considered. By end of January, she started with she is feeling lonely and can't stay alone in the house, so I started processing her visa February and I went back to Nigeria during Easter to bring her myself, just to avoid unnecessary wàhálà at the POE.







Divorce her! If you don't,you would wish you did earlier. If their is anything I can't tolerate in a relationship,it is adultery. Tufiakwa!
Politics / Re: Sule Lamido: Peter Obi, Doyin Okupe Are Alive To Attest To What I Told Them by ceeceeuwa: 11:56am On Mar 11, 2023
So what exactly did you tell Obi?

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo To Tonto Dikeh: You Are A Despicable Liar & Emotional Child Abuser by ceeceeuwa: 4:40pm On Mar 10, 2023
yeyebrity:
The Churchill guy too is culpable. You had a violent and destructive girlfriend but you still went ahead to upgrade her to a wife.
It was Tonto Dikeh that paid her own bride price. So she claimed!😀
Business / Re: Customers Groan As Banks Exhaust Old, New Naira Notes by ceeceeuwa: 11:12am On Mar 10, 2023
Adeneeyee84:
After now the igbos will be claiming the country is structure to marginalised them, see what Emefiele their brother is making my eye to see for this country since January 2023. Emefiele wherever u dey for today na Ogun and Sanpona go kill u there in Jesus mighty name
Your hatred for Igbos will not let you know that Emefiele is from Delta State. I have forgotten that you guys don't know the different tribes in Nigeria.

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Business / Who Else Is Having Issues Using USSD With MTN by ceeceeuwa: 1:20pm On Mar 07, 2023
For some days now I have not been able to access USSD with my MTN. It is seamless with other service providers.
The major challenge now is that my ATM card has expired and I can't seem to remember my bank mobile app login ID.
Going to the bank at this moment will mean spending hours there as there will be a lot of people there to report 'transaction failure' issues.
How long will we continue this way? Am I the only one experiencing this MTN USSD challenge?
Business / Re: First Bank Is No More A Bank Again by ceeceeuwa: 9:45am On Mar 07, 2023
Ceeman2o:




Aside the app problems. Normally na mobile network providers (mtn especially) is the problem here. Mtn is so useless and extremely useless and they should be discontinued from hosting ussd services for banks. Those mobile network providers are in charge of ussd banking in Nigeria. And mtn having the highest share is the worst. Very unreliable and frustrating. Very useless. If you're having double sim on your phone, assuming your alert number is mtn, dial your bank code and watch the reply it will pop out.now dial this same code on your other sim (Airtel or GLO) and see that the code really opens and responsive.


Nigerians please go to your banks and change your primary number from mtn to other networks for your good, if you're tired of messed ussd code services from mtn.
I've been having same issue with my mtn. I cannot use ussd services for a couple of days now. I noticed it works on other networks, but mtn is even worse. Which way Nigeria?
Family / Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by ceeceeuwa: 5:57pm On Feb 22, 2023
Vyvyanvyvy:



Thanks. Not looking forward for him to carry all their responsibilities. I am hard working , I have a shop , I recently rented a 2 bedroom apartment and all my children are attending a private school without any help from their fathers or him.
Then double it! Don't relent sis.

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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Last Week by ceeceeuwa: 5:50pm On Feb 22, 2023
jinka:

Last week, two persons came to my shop and bought goods worth 25k, because of the scarcity of naira, he said he will transfer the money to me, and showed me the debit alert in his phone, I never received the alert. Waited for some minutes and he dropped his phone number (09041106480) and name (Ibrahim) that I should call him if the money doesn't enter my account in 1hr time, been aware of the network delays most times so I allowed them to go with the goods.
After about 3hrs I didn't receive the alert I dialed the phone number and it rang but didn't pick, after some hrs, I dial the number again and it says switched off till this moment.
I searched the phone number on Truecaller and I saw a name "Abdulsamad Olamide", I messaged the number on whatsapp but didn't deliver. There is a young boy's picture on the whatsapp DP. I searched the name on Facebook, it's thesame picture on whatsapp DP that is on Facebook too. I messaged on Facebook but didn't deliver.
That was when it became clear to me that this man might have possibly scammed me.
Pls nairalanders, I need your help on how I can be able to track this man down, or possibly the young boy on Facebook and whatsapp dp, so I can recover my money

Admins pls move to the front page, I hope to get help
Thank you
How can you allow a total stranger to make away with your goods when you haven't received the alert? There is even a new format now. You will receive the alert,but after some minutes the message will be wiped off from your phone. I don't know how these guys do it,but they will meet their Waterloo soon!"
Family / Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by ceeceeuwa: 5:37pm On Feb 22, 2023
Vyvyanvyvy:
Hello guys , I am a 36 years old single mother of four my son will be 15 in aug, first daughter 10 in october, my third 5 and youngest 3 by june. I have separated from my husband because he didn't want my son to come and lives with us , I have been taking care of them singlehandedly for 3 years. I have been friend with this man a widower who is 57 years and a father of 2 children, he is asking for my hand in marriage, to be honest I don't want to be married again, all i want is to focus on raising my kids because I have been through a lot in my previous marriage and I don't want another marriage wahala. He ask for my hand in marriage I rejected him and I had explained to him why I don't want to marry again I told him what my ex did , he said he is a mature man he will love me and my children and he will never hate them or ask them to leave his house . I told him I have to think about it and I will get back to him ASAP . But I am still scared to accept his proposal because I don't want history to repeat itself and he is still on my neck he want me to accept his proposal. I am confuse Please advice me is it a wise choice for me to get married again after everything I have been through in the past?
Please let him see the elders in your family. They should make him understand that your children are to be accepted by him just as you are ready to accept his. Please, double your hustle so you won't be at his mercy when it comes to the financial responsibility of your children. But if you genuinely feel you are good without any man,then listen to your instinct.

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Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Hospitalised After DSS Grilling, Says Lawyer by ceeceeuwa: 2:31pm On Feb 21, 2023
jafol:

How is she Igbo? You igbos and lies
I'm not Igbo by the way! Even the Governor's mother is Igbo. He has two wives,his first wife is Igbo. You will not know because you have never left your region. You prolly do not even know that other ethnic groups exist in Nigeria. You categorize everyone as either Yoruba,Igbo or Hausa.
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Hospitalised After DSS Grilling, Says Lawyer by ceeceeuwa: 11:51am On Feb 21, 2023
BossGerald:


You can't make any statement without being tribalistic, igbos this igbos that.

Ffk is married to an igbo woman same with ondo state governor...but a poor,wretched and destitute man like you will always dwell in tribalism.

How much did you sell your soul for?
Even Osun state governor. Adeleke's wife is Igbo

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