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PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu’s Portrait Was Missing At Abia’s Banquet Hall – Alex Otti’s Aide by Ceeman2o: 5:54pm On Jul 02, 2023
optionalY09:
The same bad luck that has been feeding your grandpa and your entire sorry family in lagos

Ungrateful goat
Do you feed anybody in Lagos?. Abi tinubu they feed abia people in Lagos ?

Same Lagos people are making it, why are your people still left in poverty even in Lagos. Dominated and Bleeding poverty and sorts in mushin and all ghettos in Lagos

Tribalistic wrenched jealousy demons
HealthRe: Is It Normal For A 30 Year Old Male To Have Reduced Libido by Ceeman2o:
Aonkuuse:
Yes for some people, I am 28 now and don't desire sex much now too, it's just nothing to me now. I will even sit and regret moments i chased women because of sex those days. I think it's has to do with maturity and your mindset now.
Something is definitely wrong with you and the op. Take care of your health. Exercise likewise. Burn those fats turning you to something else at young age .No athletic young guy or agile unmarried young guy of your age should be relating to ops ordeal. You're unhealthy man. Aside life challenges and heavy depressed mind of youths who decided on there own to calm down on women matters which their libido always rises again when success starts coming, then I think you're unhealthy and it shouldn't be normal

Burn fats and be agile. You'll always be Hot . Much sugar kills libido. No young guy who goes to gym often would tell you he has low libido.
PoliticsRe: ESN Enugu Ambush Fulani Herdsmen. Several Casualties Recorded (Video) by Ceeman2o: 9:17pm On Apr 13, 2023
HilcomTech:
It is not a crime to be Fulani.
There are far more IIGB0S living in the north than the number of Fulanis living in the south east

Imagine how you would feel if Fulanis start killing IIGB0S in the north.
But how do you feel to hear igbos are killing their Fulani host in the North for there selfish and personal businesses?. Zombie
PoliticsRe: ESN Enugu Ambush Fulani Herdsmen. Several Casualties Recorded (Video) by Ceeman2o: 9:14pm On Apr 13, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
Hmmm.

This is risky. There are more Ibo people in the North.
You're a fool. Igbos in the North are killing their host community for their businesses?. And when did herdsmen represent the northern Nigeria? . Zombie..
PropertiesRe: The Moment 6-Storey Building Collapsed In Banana Island, Lagos (Video) by Ceeman2o:
When corruption speaks through people you'll be marvelled. LASEMA had already issued a statement that a speeding truck from lekki-epe express running over 280km/hr mistakenly found its way inside banana island, speed past all road bumps, with the high speed removed the makeshift gate of the construction site, removed all hips of sands nd granites, and then the ground level support base of the building close to the building button and then hit the building gbaaaaaaaaaaaa. Then the biscuit building collapsed.

Never knew sanwolu and his government agents are this deceitful.. the assumed good gentle man of first tenure has left gentleness😄🤗🤗
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I've Been Invited For An Interview, Please Say A Word Of Prayer For Me by Ceeman2o: 12:23am On Mar 15, 2023
Adebisi0070:
Today, I was embarrassed in the school where I teach!
I recieved a mail just now, askin me to come for an interview.
position:- Financial consultant.
Friends, please say a word of prayer. Would give you all the feedback when I'm back tomorrow, but then I've a challenge.
T.p thro and fro is 700naira and I'm on nothing at the moment...
Oga go and learn handiwork or trade and make a living than this nonsense jobs. Is this how you want to make it big in life. Nonsense interview. Sit your self down and put your education to good use. Anything to be self employed. No matter how little you start from it always the best. Start something anyhow small and your wisdom nd education to prove to people around you that your education wasn't really about paper certificate.. real men are doing businesses and good trades. You don't waste your life on pushing someone to more riches and glory while you go home with all those crabs you call salary. bye.


Take my message nd leave de messenger sha
BusinessRe: What Is Going On With Ussd Banking In Nigeria by Ceeman2o(op): 8:05am On Mar 07, 2023
TechguyBlog:
Una get mind dey use ussd... I fear that thing as it's not stable.. You might perform transactions and it won't log or leave trace in your transaction history
Sometimes it can be that fast to transfer or airtime recharge.
BusinessRe: What Is Going On With Ussd Banking In Nigeria by Ceeman2o(op): 10:55pm On Mar 06, 2023
Olasyke:
I'll guess, you use access bank or first bank or gtb or zenith?
Any of them. Is always the same thing. Once you're operating it on mtn
BusinessWhat Is Going On With Ussd Banking In Nigeria by Ceeman2o(op):
Yes . We're talking about the pains and frustration those businesses we thought they're good enough not to finish us in this country has caused us.


Aside the banking apps not working good or functioning well at certain times which can be attributed to server traffics and sorts

Who has tried to query or make this network providers seat their asses up in delivering their services to the general populace.


Aside the app problems. Normally it's mobile network providers (mtn, Airtel, GLO ) that provides and powers ussd code services. Amongst them is Mtn, this network is so useless and extremely useless on this job and they should be discontinued from hosting ussd services for banks and Nigerians. The mobile network providers are in charge and partners of ussd banking in Nigeria. And mtn having the highest share is the worst. Very unreliable and frustrating. Very useless. If you're having double sim on your phone, assuming your alert number is mtn, dial your bank code and watch the reply it will pop out.now dial this same bank code on your other sim (Airtel or GLO) and see that the code really opens and responsive.


I believe this ussd problems majors on mtn.
Nairalanders who are using other SIMs aside mtn as their bank alert number let's have your opinion. Is this stuffs actually about mtn or it's same experience on other networks?.


Having this though of changing bank primary number to other network. Maybe I'll give up if I could hear the truth here.
BusinessRe: First Bank Is No More A Bank Again by Ceeman2o: 9:04pm On Mar 06, 2023
handsomeyitayo:
Please I beg you all withdraw your hard earned money from the foolish Bank..I regretfully using it . It will soon crash and if you notice there service is Bad ,ussd unavailable, the bunch of educated illiterates CEO knows nothing , all of them is just political appointment ,they don't know anything about financial institutions. Even upon the charges they do charge both withdrawals and transferr can't they pay their IT experts..see since beginning of this year they have been having bad services, but the cab deduct money with crediting the receiver..no try their Ussd unavailable...when they have unqualified personel ..God punish all of them..
Aside the app problems. Normally na mobile network providers (mtn especially) is the problem here. Mtn is so useless and extremely useless and they should be discontinued from hosting ussd services for banks. Those mobile network providers are in charge of ussd banking in Nigeria. And mtn having the highest share is the worst. Very unreliable and frustrating. Very useless. If you're having double sim on your phone, assuming your alert number is mtn, dial your bank code and watch the reply it will pop out.now dial this same code on your other sim (Airtel or GLO) and see that the code really opens and responsive.


Nigerians please go to your banks and change your primary number from mtn to other networks for your good, if you're tired of messed ussd code services from mtn.
PoliticsRe: APC National Assembly Candidates In Rivers East Demand Election Cancellation by Ceeman2o: 9:50pm On Feb 28, 2023
HNICEARTH:
APC won in rivers, APC is calling for the cancellation of the result. Wonders!
Na Only tinubu wike worked for. Lol. Those guys are bitter the devil didn't extend his criminality to them
PoliticsRe: APC National Assembly Candidates In Rivers East Demand Election Cancellation by Ceeman2o: 9:46pm On Feb 28, 2023
Johnthum:
Thank God, the truth is gradually coming out from an APC man who does not support evil.

When we told them that the election was massively Rigged they never believed us.

We thank God that we still have sane people in APC who believe in Justice, Equity and Fairness.

Nigeria shall be great again 💯
Lol. They're not sane. Wike didn't carry them along on the rigged winnings, it was all about the presidency.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Gotten A Job And Am Relocating To Lagos, by Ceeman2o: 5:48pm On Feb 28, 2023
Cazzim:
am just afraid of the traffic bro if not am ok with mainland for just main time
You're just explaining your fears. The reality is your budget can't get you a house in ikoyi or lekki or ajah. Last time I looked for a house around Surulere, I couldn't see a self con less than 500k aside agency fees. The shit is real. We're just giving you advice, many people plying mainland to island everyday wouldn't want it but they can't afford the rent on island. So brace up. Even the 400_450k budget, you'll never get a house at the mainland areas with such. You'll need to about 700k to sort agency fees nd rent for a room self con. That amount can only get you a room face me I face you only with agency fees at Yaba and surulere. Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Gotten A Job And Am Relocating To Lagos, by Ceeman2o: 5:38pm On Feb 28, 2023
esthel:
OP...take this advice especially Ebute Metta and Yaba then Surulere.....if you can get a shared apartment it will be better. Don't go and stay on the island, Ajah or after Ajah o, you will just be frustrated, the traffic is overwhelming.
In terms of traffic, coming to ikoyi from sangotedo/ajah is even better off. Just make sure you leave home before 7am. But coming from mainland to ikoyi, as early as 6am, the road and bridges had been heavily congested. Lekki-epe traffic always builds from around 8am unlike Mainland-island bridges. Take this from who plies this roads many times everyday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Gotten A Job And Am Relocating To Lagos, by Ceeman2o: 5:24pm On Feb 28, 2023
Cazzim:
bro 400 to 450k is my budget
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This can't afford any house at the island. Even far away sangotedo, you'll need above 500k aside agency fees. Even 400k aside agency fees wouldn't get you a decent self con at neighborhood mainland areas.. that amount is poor enough to get you a house within Lagos mainland town close to island.. that budget can only afford you face Me I face you one room apartment at shomolu,Yaba and surulere. As regards ikoyi proximity. Maybe you can go farther into Lagos mainland towns. Still such budget can't get you any self con even at mushin areas
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Gotten A Job And Am Relocating To Lagos, by Ceeman2o: 2:45pm On Feb 28, 2023
Cazzim:
thanks bro,,, but just Wana stay close to office and also escape traffic to work and coming
Okay. Maybe you're financially loaded. Just tried to analyze rent cost to someone new who wants to live on moderate cost for the beginning here in Lagos tho.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Gotten A Job And Am Relocating To Lagos, by Ceeman2o: 1:59pm On Feb 28, 2023
Cazzim:
above 200k
Chief with this salary range, you're better off around mainland areas close to ikoyi. Like Lagos mainland and surulere. Unless you choose sangotedo part of lekki Those side you can get self con from 600k aside agency fees. A room in a shared apartment in lekki phase one and 2 is from 1.5m (agency fees not included) above depending on estates. Flats are from 2m above. Ikoyi it's self cost more compared to lekki. Self con in ajah part of lekki cost from 750k without agency fees.


Self con around surulere and Lagos mainland LGA cost from 450k without agency fees.

So make your choice. If your salary isn't above 500k pls resist every urge to stay in lekki phase 1 and 2. Unless you don't have plans to have enough money.
RomanceRe: Valentine's Day: What Is The Most Shocking Gift You Have Ever Received Or Given? by Ceeman2o:
bottlewater1:
𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓?
I don't really know how you guys that use AS as HAS were schooled. Very irritating to see everyday here. Graduates in the mud.
TravelAbout Recently Reported Accident by Ceeman2o(op): 10:09pm On Jan 14, 2023
https://www.nairaland.com/7525073/10-die-road-accident-lagos-ibadan

RIP to the dead. As regards to the above news, I want to advice us. It's pains more loosing ones loved ones through accident. Lost a very close pal few weeks ago. Travelled for new year holiday and couldn't reach village alive. If you're a driver yourself. I doubt if you'll be that comfortable travelling with this public buses. Don't know what their drivers thinks of themselves. Speeding and driving foolishly all the time. Worst being they always never die alone. The rate of road crashes are increasingly high in recent days. They'll pack people in a Poorly maintained buses and be speeding uncontrollably. There's never any expert in driving. As a driver myself I could tell you the truth, it's just grace to survive everyday on our hard scratched surface tarred express.
No matter how careful you can be, what if you hit a bad bump or pot hole on a high speed. What if you speedily climbs a hard stone at the road at , what if someone from back got distracted and ram on you, it's accident, someone by left or right hitting you by error overtaking? It's accident, a stupid and selfish korope or public bus jumping Infront of you, it's accident. aside any parts of the car causing its own mishaps. Mehn it takes a lot to live and survive in this country. People please caution your transporters on over speeding while traveling. But it seems majority passengers always want and wish for more speed. They obviously enjoy it. I call it ignorance. If you own and drive car yourself I doubt if you'll really enjoy those speed. Life is precious. Let's help and protect it while we lasted. If you have the means it's really better to drive yourself. Even if accident is destined take you, it'll be more cool death that you tried in those mini sec to save yourself than one unknown stressed overzealous man wasting you for his mistakes. Who knows you could be saved if you're the driver. You can't have those human weights and loads in a bus and be speeding as if you're not running on those tiny 4 tires. Take a chill jhoor. Please speed kills, stop that driver from taking your life along his..
PropertiesRe: No longer available by Ceeman2o: 1:26pm On Dec 13, 2022
Tell the public how much you're charging for The unrealistic agent and agreement. You just innocently write 850k as if it wud rent the house. 850k then you charge 600k for useless agent nd agreement. Tell ur client the truthful package here. Rippers
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Ceeman2o:
Good morning guys. I've got a game to give out. I'm collecting nothing from anyone. Play at your own discretion. Arg vs Croatia.
Ist half correct score. 0.1. Croatia leading by 1goal half time. This goal was scored between 30-35 mins.. I wish to be compensated willingly if you played this and won. .

Full time score is Argentina 1-3. Croatia won


Pls quote me after this match..this match was watched in the dream/vision. Good luck
PoliticsRe: What If I Decide Not To Pay Back This Okash Loan? by Ceeman2o: 11:31pm On Dec 02, 2022
@op. Only people who does loan officer jobs can understand the manner that lady spoke with. From her qualifications to job role, there's no professionalism expected of her.
If it were to be on call, people around her will hail her for being a tough girl

Let me tell you guys something as a former loan officer. What these Chinese apps do is to rent an office space at ikeja. Employ any tom and dick. From secondary to undergraduate poly to undergrad uni. They don't even have employment letter. They don't have any verified ID and documentation of their workers unlike Normal company. And they are normally employed on the soldier come soldier go barracks remains the same' pattern. Once you have android phone, they'll collect your name and assign a supervisor to you. Gbam. You're employed and would be waiting for end of month to receive 45-50k.

They'll install and set up their data app on your device.

So everyday you open the app. You'll see about 100 people that there loans will expire that day on the app. You'll start disturbing and pressuring them to pay up so that you can recover big money and impress your pay master for target reach bonuses.

Everyday you'll be given a target to call nd recover money from 50-100 people with a limited amount of airtime. Like #500. ( So bad calling 100 people with 500 airtime)


So you'll start clicking and confirming any person's data you worked on so the app can identify you've spoken and worked on the case.


They'll pack them like 100 people with 'computer school' like decks in one office flat. Each with their ear phones and biro and pen.

There's no professionalism in this kind of job.
Just pay your gbese as a customer. that's all.


They can sack any seconds, day and time and nothing will happen.


As a worker, Once you wake up and can't login to your customized app. Just brush up and move on. You've been sacked.


Pls don't expect anything from this loan officers. The work is just a nonsense as the job role.


The funny thing is that after the ist day, your loan will enter another department leave de person that attended to you the previous day and goes to another officer and that one will call again and exhibit it's character on you.


If you see the person behind those chats and calls eehn. Lol. Your expectations may be doubted.

It's just hustle sha
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceeman2o: 1:06pm On Nov 30, 2022
obinoral1179:
Done....let anyone that feel touch drop something nothing is too small...
Thanks so much boss. Favours and riches shall fill ur ways.amen
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceeman2o:
obinoral1179:
This is too much for you... Send your account let me support you with something... The lord is your help
Thanks
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceeman2o: 5:03pm On Nov 28, 2022
lanrexdo:
A bad car is a bad car.

Deposit upfront for a car that was not in top shape.

Respiration landed you in stress and debt.

All terms should always be stated in any transaction in the future.

If you don't call when a car is faulty then all expense on you.

You have the right to collect your intial 15k deposit because it is for caution not free money for the owner.

The 10k spent. Did you talk to the owner about the expensise and she said she will return it back?

I feel the owner knows all the fault and just got a gullible driver to help her do the fixing for the next person.

Good luck retrieving your money back.
Okay. Thanks for your advice boss
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceeman2o: 5:02pm On Nov 28, 2022
Pearl1910:
Hmmmm...wahala
Sometimes it's not good to use church mind in this business. If not, u wouldn't have used your own money to fix anything more than 5k on that car.
I understand u did it so u can work and make money, but u should have cautioned yourself as d expenses gained weight.
Or maybe u agreed to share cost of repairs with partner then that's ur share of the repairs.

Secondly, depending on your agreement with him, normally caution fee is refundable if u aren't owing car owner as at the time of dropping the car. In this case were car problems started in the first day and u are dropping the car, u should get your money back. It's a good thing the car isn't in custody of owner, so just inform d mechanic or guys around that the man must give u ur money back before they allow him pick his car. That is if he is the one saying u should return d car. But if it's u that doesn't want to drive the car again...then u will have to forfeit or be at his mercy to give u back your money.

As per all other monies u spent on the side, sorry that's gone cos u didn't get any agreement that as u spend he will refund to u.

So my take is, if the car has been fixed then Use it and work and recover your money. Your rental should now start from the day u do a full days work without car issues. But if he is the one asking you to drop d car, make sure u collect your caution of 15k atleast before u hand him d keys.

I say this because many partners give out bad cars and collect caution fee even when they know the car cannot the d job.

As an addendum:
If u must drop caution fee for any car, make sure u have a mechanic check the car and certify it okay, or u do test drive just like u r buying a car, before u drop 1kobo. And u must include in your agreement that "caution fee is refundable provided u owe no outstanding to the partner"
Okay. Thanks boss
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceeman2o: 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2022
pope191:
Where my wig again? In this case the defendant is not owing you any money going by what you've written here.

1. Is the upfront payment a refundable one?
2. Did he ask you to use your money (either borrowed/gift) to fix the car and he will return it from his pocket?
3. Did you complain of transmission issue before accepting the car?
4. What kind of agreement binds both of you? I guess it is rental. This makes the owner liable to fixing the car incase of unforeseen event.

With regard to number 4. Next time, call the owner to come and pick his car wherever it got damage and don't spend a kobo of your money with the mindset of having it back. That is not your duty to do.

Verdict: The owner is not owing you unless both of you had an understanding of refund. Either you use the car to complete a trip or not is not relevant. Let's learn to flow with the clauses in agreement.

Advice: if they fix the car and it is perfect, use the car to make your money back and it is up to you, if you want to drop the car after making your money.

Note: if the car is still faulty after fixing. It becomes penny wise for you and may end up with more debts in attempt to Tiwa one.

Court!!!
Okay. Thanks for your input sir
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceeman2o: 12:40pm On Nov 28, 2022
Hello house. Greetings everyone.

Pls I'd need your input on a serious thing bordering me at de moment. Needed someone to hear this.

I got a Honda Accord car at abule egba(from fb)
I went to check the car. From surulere.
After testing nd inspection. The steering was strong. De owners said it was just de pressure host issue nd other small repair he highlighted. Before that he stated he's terms of 30k nd upfront payment. I accepted de 30k rentals.( I know it's high buh am desperate, I need to start hustling) went to him, begged him that I had nd could only manage to borrow 15k from people with every assurance that I'll pay them back within a week. I pleaded with him on de 15k. He accepted, I gave him de money as we went to his mechanic to fix up the car. The money was spent there and we drove back. The nxt day was this past Thursday. I brought all needed documents and we parted ways. No single fuel on de car and there was fuel scarcity already. I managed to buy 2k fuel. Used car wash 3k as de car was very dirty at same abule egba

I droved down nd reach closed to my side, this car stopped and couldn't start.

I had to borrow 2k to sort area boys who help me push to a safe corner. I parked and told him watsup.

The next day being Friday I couldn't get money from him to sort de problem out.
I had to borrow 10k. Bought engine oil (4k) as de guage was completely dry.
Car couldn't start, I had to seek rewire, he rented battery and all and was able to sort de problem out. He demanded nd settled for 5k both his workmanship nd battery
. Explained to this man on every thing. He only sent 4k that he doesn't have anything else.


I left and borrowed another 3k and hustled anoda fuel after hours on de cue.


I attempted my ist trip.

3mins drive the gear developed problem. Oil drains away like tap. Rider cancelled nd moved on.

A mechanic came and pushed to his shop. He said gear problem and only solution was to bring down gear. I explained to de owner. He was boiling and said I should find means and bring de car to abule egba from onipanu(ikorodu road). De mechanic sold old oil to me for 2k atleast I can use it to find my way before it drains as de car doesn't move when oil drops.

I enroute abule egba as instructed. De oil dried up at ojota. I had to park at ibiode garage. This was around 8/9pm.


I notified him in all this .


The nxt day was Friday.
Mechanic brought down gear. The gear box for repair. De owner earlier request I towed de car to him from ojota. I advised that even de towing money alone can repair de gear.

I took gear to ladipo nd It was charged 35k for repair.


Saturday. I went to market nd gear was repaired (although not tested till now). He sent in a total of 40k on Saturday.

Of which I used 5k for market logistics nd settlement. We finish very late. Gate pass was 1k. Area boys took 1k, cart pusher took 1.5k, and I still bought fuel 1k for repairs.


He didn't want to send in another money as he said he had nothing left on him and requested that de 5k would serve all other purpose and my logistics with de heavy gear back to ojota. I tried and contracted a bike man. I had to take risk of riding with heavy gear box on a dispatch bike.

We're owing de dispatch bike 5k of his fare to ojota at de moment. He was at ojota Tru de day but left when I could reach there with bike man. I had to money on me, I was filled with dept already. I called ,begged nd tried all I could to get 5k to settle bike man to no avail. I had to eecape nd left the scene. The mechanic nd area boys later pacify nd pleaded with de bike man to come back later that they'll collect his money from us.



Yesterday being Sunday, texted him a long message of everything nd how I'll need my money back today that as he's making plans to finish de car and retrieve it to his side that he should add my money also. 25k because I was still on de run from my street since Thursday. Imagine I borrowed money from a woman selling kiosk in my area. Dis woman practically collected all de change nd coins in her small shop to give me with every hope I'll work nd balance her in de evening as promised. But look at me now. Ive betrayed her even when she kneeled down to beg me before handing me de money.


Back to this owner. He read my text xday and no reply.

This morning I ask him how would today be.

He said he's never sure

And. I texted him again that am waiting on him to sort me my money so I can move on nd settle my bills.

He lastly replied if" I was kidding" less than hour ago.



Because I can't drive this car or have any confidence in it anymore. I've suffered already for over 4days now. All this while I sleep outside before of de issues.


Pls house how can I be bold and get my 15k deposit nd 10k loan I took for dis car.( 25k)


I've never made a dime or completed a single trip on dis car. Am just weak, hungry,dry and lost now
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