stzy:
sorry what?!... Do u want 2 kidnap me... Oh shiit... Well av gotten. Laid 4 js giving her phone 2 make call

veraiyke:
Was preparing for my first year second semester exams when I noticed her. We were having a discussive class in a grassy area beside unn stadium. After that we were walking our different ways when a discussion about women came up and I said "women are necessary evils". She fumed up almost quarelling me but I don't talk much so I made my point and went ahead hearing behind me all her arguments. One day I was eating abacha when this girl said she wants to eat and I said ok. She said it is just my meat she wants so I let her have it and ate my abacha without meat. Her friend was like aah but I smiled and didn't mind. I could see her one time talking and her voice will always be high but the next minute she is sleeping. We were majoring in same department. Most times she walks on the road you see her full of life and exubberance. On her short gowns she could jump up and down. There were times she could see me and say lift me up on the way. Once I did and just laughed over it and we continued our journey on our different routes. Finally exams finished and first year was over. I went to my room still in school hostel then-zik flat- for those who know unn. I was dressed on my suit about to attend rotaract meeting. Proudly a rota-lion. I had a bang on my room door. A girl entered and another followed suit. The first girl is also in my department and was close to me as I helped her in her studies, nothing more mind you. The second was this very girl I have been talking about since. I was like what! How can you people badge into my room like that, no prior information of your coming sef? They were like aah you won't even ask us to sit down? I said look I am on my way out as you can see. You people should have called first. The second girl was like oya let's go nah. He is chasing us from his room and they left. I sat down on my bed thinking. I was already falling for this girl and had wished severally for her visit. The first time she came I have not welcomed her in. Well it isn't my doing. A principled man cannot cancel his meeting for uninformed visitors. So I went to meeting. Days after I met her at the ziks gate and we exchanged numbers and I apologised to her telling her why it had to be like that. She said that's my worries o and it doesn't bother her. Fast forward I went home to ph and one day a female friend sent me one of these messages if I kiss you what will you do and all that. There was no better person to forward this message to but the very girl I chased and that exactly I did. She replied in her jovial way she would kiss me till I beg and start running. It was mtn free messages. We kept exchanging messages till I called and we spoke for a while. I later searched for her on facebook and we were the best of chat mates. We asked ourselves questions about the other and how the first year in school had been. We continued talking and I told her that I would hug her the first time we met and she was like humm let's wait and see. We were just talking as friends o. I was jokingly telling her my mind and feelings. I knew her to be jovial and easy going so certainly she wasn't taking my words to heart and I told myself I will ask her out once school resumes. This is 2012. On the 8th of october we both returned to nsk. I was shocked when someone hugged me in the market. I was embarrassed I could hug back. It was the same girl I had told I would hug the first time I saw anywhere. I was buying foam because I had rented a room off k while exams were on. The driver of the taxi I took for a drop was like guy this girl love you oh and you are just there. I was speechless until I asked what she was doing in the market so soon. She was smiling and that reminded me I had failed in what I said and has confirmed what she said that I won't be able to do that. After saying what she came to buy I told her to then hurry up and join my cab. I waited for a while she wasn't fot coming so I told the driver to move and that was it. I called her that I have moved after waiting for a while and she said no p. I told her to call me let me show her my place later in the day. Around five I got a call it was her her. Shock and unbelief ran through me. I went and met her and we walked to my place. On our way she reminded me I couldn't fulfil my sayings of hugging her at first sight. I am a shy person though and don't talk with girls much how much more hugging them. I tried to give excuses of we are in public. Anyway we got to my house and we ate and she actually past the night with me. Since then we have been together. Getting a good girl you love and who loves you doesn't take any specific thing. Just be yourself. We have future plans together. She brought me into nairaland.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Okay oo. But make u no come turn fake church boy oo. The type wey dey like pastor wife.

Kazrem:
Wow, this is gonna be interesting. Omotayor123 come and read how I wooed your senior wife.

I will only share how I wooed my then girlfriend and now wife as others are meaningless.
We were in school then and she lived with two other sisters. I was and am a friend of the other two sisters. I went to their hostel one day and saw this damsel. I enquired about her and she fit my style. Wanted to collect her number from the sisters but they vehemently declined (I was a very shy guy then and still a little bit shy even now). She did sell honey then and I used that to collect her number as I bought unneeded honey from her. Now that I have her number, what am I going to the next? I started sending her messages such as good night and good morning messages (I was a very good message composer. I don't buy all those message book. Even now I am still good at it though not as it was). Fortunately she too was good in exchanging messages. With each of my messages, she sent two in reply, very inspiring and prayerful messages. This went on for a long time until it seems we used to it and becoming challenging. One day we met in school and had a laugh over it. That continued for a while. Then mtn extra cool was still in vogue thus we also talked generally at midnight. Then one day I pulled off the trigger and told her how I felt about her. After some time, I fixed a "meeting" in the school library to talk physically. The "Yes" didn't come until after six months. And the rest, as they say is history. She is now the mother of my two lovely kids, Abdurrazaq and Royhaanat.

Omotayor123:

Eh eh eh..... See strategy Oya come And woo me too, but the above strategy no go work ooo even though I love text messages


Cc. Aminat508 come and see your boyfriend ooo

Aminat508:
Lmao

Omotayor123:

Good morning sweet

Omotayor123:

Eh eh eh..... See strategy Oya come And woo me too, but the above strategy no go work ooo even though I love text messages


Cc. Aminat508 come and see your boyfriend ooo

Chimaritoponcho:

myself have gotten laid for just teaching her functions and derivatives

driy65:
epistle

Akuneshiobike:
Who woos ladies now? That was in d 80s, not now. Many chicks i hv had a ronantic ordeal with, i necer woo them.
Well, i never wooed my fiancee, i just saw her in a public transport, that was 3yrs ago. We striked up a convo, i succeeded in collecting her digits before alighting frm d car. One thing led to the other and we are in love. Our traditional/white wedding is coming up on february and marching respectively

stzy:
lolzz... Did dat in 100l bt failed biology which is 4units coz I was busy solving integration by parts 4 women... Tho countless nacking bt I paid dearly.... Safer wif phone anyway

madridguy:
Lol.....do you love me ?

j3r3myk3n:
And What are you benefiting from her? *complements?*

BrainnewsNg:


Calm down! Young man

Panzerfaust:
You deserved more than a slap. Never ask a girl for her number immediately. The trick about asking for numbers is that you must first chat her up, then tell her you'll like to see her again. At that point, she will give you her number herself. You did not even talk to her, you were already asking for her number. You be stalker?

madridguy:
Don't address me as Young man, I be your hubby naa.

BrainnewsNg:


Hmmmmmmm

madridguy:
What part of the country are you ?

BrainnewsNg:


What for?

You must be EFCC agent

Jerryolumide:
why like pastor wife, when I fit like you

MISSCONGENIALITY:
My onw be say make u no fall my hand as u dey do church boy ooo.

Omotayor123:

Eh eh eh..... See strategy Oya come And woo me too, but the above strategy no go work ooo even though I love text messages


Cc. Aminat508 come and see your boyfriend ooo

summerflame:
I could remember that day, it was on a very bad harmattan day, I was driving to go and have some shots of jedi jedi around 6am before starting the day when I saw this damsel.

She was on a bike coming from a club (I guess), due to the breeze on the bike, she was shivering.

I came down from the car and offer to give her a ride due to the excessive cold, she declined. I had to remove my Hoodie ($120, was painful though) and I forcefully gave to her to cover herself up.

Afterward, I told her this ; No matter where you are coming from, a queen like u deserves a mercy of man, our path shall cross again.

After about 2 months, I ran into her inside a bank, I tapped her, she looked at me, jump for joy and hugged me so tight, we kissed and she told me this; A caring and a gentleman like u deserves to be treated like a king.

The rest is a story.

RIP to her

Confidence is the key

Jerryolumide:
fall your hand for which aspect?

Fiwasayo:
Gonna be fun reading comments