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KELLSNELLY:
Which one is Secondary school result again??

Sec school waec result.

Those of us that used GCE instead of our secondary school result, how do we go about the filling of information?

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Hello guys, I have a clean, great condition and neat Tecno Pop 5; 2GB Ram available for sale.

Amazing condition like it's brand-new.

Location: Akoka, Lagos

Price: 40k

Let's talk

That's a LovePeddler man

Don't give in for love. Don't be a SIMP. Your girl belongs to the street. Street dog I'll say. Sorry bro if my words are harsh.

Thank you for sharing

I have a question about proposals on Upwork. Whenever a need is uploaded, one will see proposals needed etc.

Upwork at first instance gives 50 proposals. So what happens after the 50 proposals has been exhausted?

Using proposals for applying for jobs, does it guarantee that one will be called up or screened for interview?

Such a painful death. Why is that idiot trying to video someone that is crying now?

That's the position

Lexkenny99:
I dated this bi*ch 4 a year and 3 months. I loved this bae like my our souls were linked together from birth. I even introduced her to my family. As the first and only son, my mother wanted me to settle down quickly. My mum loved her. I really had plans for us, our future. I noticed mid last year that her attitude towards me changed drastically. I go call am, to pick na problem, chat am, no reply. I go buy gift go visit am, she go dey gimme attitude. Only for her to visit me and tell me she's ending the relationship. She said she dated me cuz made a bet with her friends. I narrowly survived that experience. Yesterday marked exactly one year she bitched me 4 an america returnee . Only 4 her to match to my apartment today, crying and begging me to take her back that the guy's a scammer and he duped her of her life's savings. She almost created a scene. Now am in a new relationship. She said she'll kill herself If I Don't just forgive her but take her back and her ghost would hunt me. Wetin make I DO?

Even God go punish you if you take that bitch back

Please o, I need to donate sperm since I dey pour outside.

I'm based in Lagos and I need to know hospitals in Lagos for the donations.

Thank you

OurTruth:
I'm going to share a document compiled by the Russian government and released to the KGB, detailing allegedly all Alien races that have visited planet Earth. It also includes other information about these aliens, including pictures.

I'll ask to keep an open mind.

Thank you bro for sharing. For those doubting, US has a specified place that are heavily armed and protected to keep and control aliens that finds their way to our planet. The place is called Area 51 or 49-B

Check this link out.
https://talesofarcadia.fandom.com/wiki/Area_49-B

RichDad1:
Good development. Instead of those lousy NURTW collecting dues and feeding fat on the liquidity of the public transportation system, the someone of the money should also go to the state government coffers.

Read between the lines, it does not affect their levy

NURTW Chairman, Lagos chapter, Alhaji Akinsanya, while clarifying the issue, stated that the N800 would not cover the levy collected by the ‘agberos,’ saying it only affected the taxes and other charges being collected by the state government.

According to him, “I want to make it clear that the N800 daily levy only covers all the money collected by the MDAs; it does not affect NURTW ticket.”


Na poor man go suffer am

If the OP is willing to relocate, he can get a R/P self contained around Odogungan, Ikorodu Axis for that 150k. He can at least find jobs in Ikorodu or be self-employed and things will be better.

ReneDaniels:
Bros let’s call a spade a spade and stop being foolish. How can a 23year old be thinking of how to get better in bed. What has the world turned into. Y’all keep supporting trashy things. I’m not against any one tryna get better at there sex lives but he could simply read about it on google or watch videos on YouTube must you come out right with stupidity. We’re Africans never forget that. See and Average white boy of 23 done come out with one crazy invention our own na sex improvement. Argue with your keyboards….

All these special advisers on Nairaland will never learn. Tell me say you no dey Bleep. What works on YouTube might not work for him. Abi, shey Dem dey recommend Agbo seller for YouTube?

I see nothing wrong with his question and him having sex at 23. It's better he deals with his problem now than looking for solution later.

All mofos above me advising about him concentrating on school like say una no dey Bleep when una dey school. Na una holy pass.


My contribution, try jelqing and stroking when it wants to go down after doggy. Take your mind off you worrying it will fall flaccid cos the mind works crazy during sex. If you think of cum, you'll cum so think of something else while you change to the other positions and you'll be fine.

Otherwise, watch missionary sex positions and other sex positions alone and see if you'll get an erection when you're alone. This I believe can put you in the right position to do any style.

Thank you

Beblessedbaba:
Let me very honest with you; I am sure before you brought it here you must have tried to make her see reasons but she won't bug.That is the new variant brought by COVID-19.

Pls don't waste your time just allow her attend go for many cinemas, bars and Bleep sessions with the dude because she won't tell you.

You exit strategy is don't serve her breakfast; No you have to make it La Carta variant...Just play along and gradually get a new woman and withdraw from her.

One day she will come to her senses and come for you then give her the shocker. The effect will be better felt as she will either become a born again lady immediately and appreciate her next partner better or she the vicious cycle of holeism continues till she eventually get sense from too much of getting served La Carta...

With this sense come quickly �

Nicely said bro, thank you

Hello guys, happy new year. I need your opinion on an issue:

If you have a serious relationship with your woman and you both are planning on settling down, can you allow a guy to take your girlfriend out?

Outing like bar, cinema, beach etc

Or should your girlfriend go out with a guy, then tells you later about the outing?

Honest opinion guys

I'm not surprised bro but take heart. Nigerian girls cannot be trusted.

Trust me I have seen where young and unmarried lads will Bleep married women in their matrimonial homes, some street away or in an hotel. You think that God-fearing lady you trust does not have someone disturbing her for sex. She will do it, clean mouth like nothing happened.

If it's possible, get someone that you'll insert your sperm into, you'll pay her to raise your child for the nine months, she'll put to bed, take care for 9 to a year and pay her off so you can be a single father without worrying about infidelity.

I owe you 2 bottles of Trophy if you're based in Lagos. Same thing you said I'm experiencing with Airtel. I used to tell myself I won't buy data with them again but I usually break that promise. Airtel are the real armed robbers

Orangebasket:
Does it mean all these people have not tried airtel...

....Omo.. Una go cry blood.. That their red colour na real danger... That network na ritualism coven!! Their data is from ogboni kingdom..just blink your eye!! Gan gam!! Dem don send u reminder.. 200mb remaining.. Open mouth make you shout....Gan gam!! 50mb remaining... As you dey open the message to make sure say no be eye dey pain you...Gan gam!!...your so so so data plan have been exhausted....



Airtel sucks deep from the marrow... The literal representation of "e choke"

Thank you sir

fkj950ax:
Send this link to your brother

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/us-visas/visa-information-resources/wizard.html

Thank you for explaining

lordchosen:
this are the Type of Visa you need to work

What does H-1B visa status mean?
The H-1B is a temporary (nonimmigrant) visa category that allows employers to petition for highly educated foreign professionals to work in “specialty occupations” that require at least a bachelor's degree or the equivalent.

What is J-1 visa USA?
The J-1 visa, also known as the Exchange Visitor Visa or J student visa, is for anyone outside of the US who wishes to take part in study- and work-related exchange programs approved by the Department of State Bureau of Educational and Cultural Affairs.

or you Apply for Immigrant visa which Required you to Marry an American Citizen.

Hi guys, my bro has a U.S citizen who wants to help him move over there. We started out with an Invitation letter but now he wants my bro to get his work visa from Nigeria that he'll provide his details for guardianship

My questions goes like this
1. Will they consider granting him a work visa to USA?
2. If yes, what info of his supposed guardian will he need to provide at the visa center?
3. He does not have a travel record before as this is his first time, just collected a new passport. Will this hinder his chance of securing a work visa?
4. Any gaps you feel we'll need for a smooth process will be appreciated.

Thank you

Do you know phonics? If you don't, try to read up on phonics and study the 42 sounds and use that to teach him how to read. Queen premier won't help him at all. All you need is a good instructor or yourself that can explain how sounds works. From there, he will be able to pick words by listening to the sounds

Legendguy:
Hello bro,
I recently bought a course on graphics design, I can give you my password to the learning portal, it's very comprehensive and easy to learn. After learning you can decide to go for internship. Not only graphics design but also digital marketing and virtual assistant. It's self explanatory, as the tutor is designing you will be following.
But since you say you don't want videos

I will also appreciate this. Thank you. My WhatsApp number is +2348109867628

Digbick:
please send me your whatsapp number.

+2348109867628

QueTeddy:
I could point you to complete udemy courses you need. I learnt illustrator through 3 different courses. They are step by step tutorials, all you have to sacrifice is data to get them

I will appreciate bro. Help a brother. Thank you

Legendguy:
Hello bro,
I recently bought a course on graphics design, I can give you my password to the learning portal, it's very comprehensive and easy to learn. After learning you can decide to go for internship. Not only graphics design but also digital marketing and virtual assistant. It's self explanatory, as the tutor is designing you will be following.
But since you say you don't want videos

Please give me o. My major problem now will be with the installations of those softwares. How can we relate better?

Hello guys, I have a room in Shomolu axis. I believe I learn faster and understand better when someone is showing me personally than video watching.

I want to learn how to use Adobe illustrator, InDesign, SketchUp, Maya etc. Not all though but I'll gladly share my space with anyone willing to teach me as we both cohabit

Note: You are not paying rent. Gracias

oluswaggz:
Thanks bro, I don’t take alcohol unfortunately. Is it possible to get nonalcoholic herbs that would function the same way?

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oluswaggz:
Thanks bro, I don’t take alcohol unfortunately. Is it possible to get nonalcoholic herbs that would function the same way?

yeah sure, nonalcoholic herbs too are available. There is *Big Cucumber* and others in the market these days