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Krinel:
To where?

To market

Is it just my eyes I can only see one leg of the bride in all the pictures, where is the other leg

Ayolaw2003:
Na wa for United fans o..shouting payback payback on a team languishing in 18th/19th position.... What will they shout if they win Chelsea/Man.City/Arsenal.. Am sure they are gonna shout UPFRONT PAYMENT! Big WA for Una o

Seems you have forgotten so quickly that out of the 3 teams you mentioned only City was able to beat United, and this Leicester side came from 2down to draw at Anfield...Abeg park well joor....O te o gbe yin leni

Now he had to pay 30k on top wetin u no go enjoy and be jailed for.....Mehn dis guy has no clue how many olosho(s) he can afford wit dat kind money...Why some people no one get sense self

shedyman:
As is customary of me, I attended Dunamis Int'l, Abuja today, the 25th day of January 2015.

I parked my car at the garage created for that purpose. One of the ushers in grey suit menacingly approached me and sternly warned me not to park there. Cars were parked beside me without any warning issued to the other drivers.

I had to look around so as to be sure I was not missing anything, after doing this, I told the usher from the pit of hell that the spaces between my car and surrounding vehicles was wide enough for entry and exit (true to my word, the cars that were in the garage when I parked had moved out and other cars had parked in their stead).

At the close of service, I was shocked to discover my tyres had been maliciously deflated. Instinctively, I had to look around for the usher from hell who took offence that I had the audacity to challenge the reasonableness of his instructions, I was not surprised to find he was no where to be found.

Consequently, I approached one of the ushers on ground to make a harmless complaint, I was dumbfounded when he threatened he was going to beat me up if I don't take my car in the state of its deflated tyres out of the garage. I dared him, but sensing I was a little enlightened he exercised restraint.

These two attitudes I experienced today got me wondering what the church of today is turning into. Are these really the signs of end time? If workers in church put up these attitudes (albeit unjustly), can it be said that the preaching that comes up from the pulpit is in anyway purging society of evil, looting, corruption, prostitution and malice?

Whilst I respect the grace and will continue to respect the grace and anointing of the Senior pastor of the church, Dr. Paul Eneche, I wonder what a christian whose faith is still shaky will do in my circumstance.

This post is actually a clarion call for pastors to be wary of the character that surrounds them, because these workers are the image the public has of the church.

'My people perish for lack of wisdom'...So you think because you are in the church you can defile orders If for example that order was given to you at the Presidential Villa (Aso Rock) would you have defiled the order still? of course not. What you should have simply do was to politely ask the reason why and then obey. As Christians, we are to obey set rules and orders regardless of where or from whom its being given.

lirusehn:

if I as a Guy cud hate it why in my room shud a bae like it?

'One man's food is another man's poison'....ma guy everyone no fit hate what u hate...

AutosBay:
Death that could have been averted, why didn't she sleep inside the house of God.

Hmmmm..."For in my father's house there are many mansions"

elantraceey:
Lolz


I'm an introvert
.

Yeah right!....how do we know

Ewo lo kan mi...

delishpot:
Why should we call it anything? They seem happy so why pour sand sand in their garri? I know you intend to mock them that is why you are asking.
I will call it love.
Na so home breaking dey start

But him no talk sey no be Love na, but asking what kind....Paranoia dey kill some people sha.

Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!

Yeah right!!

WIZGUY69:
[size=24]THE BEST IS : AS YOU ARE ALIVE TO WITNESS THE YEAR 2015 MAY YOU LIVE TO WITNESS 2016. -----WIZGUY69 [/size]

And then what happens after 2016 Or will that be the end of the world

Yeah right....I felt same too during the period when I dey take Cannabis, so I can understand.

Sho.... I bet my grandma will surely run faster than this thing.....funny though

GoodFaith:
We need to see the photo of the butt
before we help u

Gbam! The Oracle has spoken and the elders have agreed...show us and ur problem will be a thing of the past

Yhinkss:
This man has bring the highest disrepute to the post of a president in Nigeria.

Bros Abeg I must meet your English Teacher

Elantracey:
Why must everything about women be equated to money?

Abeg comot dat money and put material things.....That should be a better word...But I tell you that's just d way it is, even Eve was deceived with an apple.

aldexrio:
1. Light Skinned Women

I no gree with dis one oooo

Ibadannimowa:
Seeing ur ex's miserable life

LWKMD....You wicked ooo

lilmaxfidel:
this guy senior my old boy o

lol

Olorun to se ti Mikel Obi....Ma sun lori oro aye mi

onyekachee:
How can you guess 12 digits when you cannot win 4 accumulations in football betting

True talk...anyway, Never Say Never

ireneony:
here are my list of husband materials on nairaland. Some of my criteria of choosing them are:
1.Honest
2.they respect ladies (I have never come across were they have an e-fight with a lady)
3.they are intelligent
4.funny
5.handsome
6.they are leaders
7.they bold
8.their write up gives me life

1.https://www.nairaland.com/amefrica
2. https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike
3. https://www.nairaland.com/clevvermind
4. https://www.nairaland.com/emusmith
5. https://www.nairaland.com/kilokeys
6. https://www.nairaland.com/lefulefu
7. https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy
8. https://www.nairaland.com/seun
9. https://www.nairaland.com/iceberylin
10. https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much



cheers


guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.
ladies, you can add who you think deserve to be on the lisy

...How much dem pay you for this advert na and how did you come about these facts

Sharksblow:
.I need sugar and I'll also give her sugar

Me I want sweet and will also give her sweet.

phrancyking:
I need a girl Buh don't wanna have sex. please I need your advice

What then do you need a girl for To play poker with you....Guy u funny ooo

[quote author=phrancyking post=29092242]I need a girl Buh don't wanna have sex. please I need your advice


What then do you need a girl To play poker with you.....Guy you funny ooo

severee:
just kidding your boss is totally right! If you are poor, you deserve to be

.... If I may ask; what do you do

Is this actually true or was it your own idea Abeg park well joor

Blessed are those who have GF to play games with them (or better still; have dat gamer mentality) for they shall be filled with rest of mind.

Ladies are just a mystery...Am surprised at some of the response...After na una go dey complain say d guy dey disturb una....I tire oooo

Okijajuju1:
Too much energy

Abi na....Dem for find am something to use the energy on....Maybe like 10oloshos...D man for still dey alive, its a pity.

Pavore9:
ln her mind, this is an accomplishment. l wonder how her family sees this, being involved with a man old enough 2 be a grandfather figure in her life. No one should tell me she is in love 4 l see her as one who is so happy that she struck a goldmine!

Point of correction.....That's not her grandfather, dats her 'ancestor'