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CelebritiesRe: Gifty And Uriel Stun In New Photo Shoot by ceononi: 3:05pm On Dec 21, 2017
aahnnah:
So you don't know that vaginas can be tightened? Tightened to the extent that you will be wondering if she is a V..
Na so you self dey tighten am?......continue

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sam Adeyemi's Daughter Sophie Bags Masters Degree In Law At Atlanta. Pics by ceononi: 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2017
Evaberry:
They use our tithe and offering to send their kids Abroad while we stay here in Nigeria and suffer ASUU strike, fuel scarcity and what have u.



Many pastors deserve to go to jail.
Did they force you to pay them tithes?
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Sex Is Marriage by ceononi: 2:07pm On Dec 21, 2017
annie74:
While I agree that sex carries spiritual significance, I don't think that it equates to being married.
trying to justify the no of guys you've had?
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Stealing 7 Phones At 'The Experience' Gospel Concert(photos) by ceononi: 8:06pm On Dec 20, 2017
Settingz321:
It obvious the guy never experienced what he should have experience at the experience
A new experience awaits him now...
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Wives, Mistresses’ Fights Get Messier, Spill To Social Media (pics) by ceononi: 2:51pm On Dec 16, 2017
Evablizin:
shocked


WaaWoo. I read all so infidelity in marriage should stop.
you didn't read it at all
PoliticsRe: FG Pays Ikoyi Whistle-blower N421m; Jets Out Of The Country by ceononi: 12:55pm On Dec 14, 2017
Axis313:
His lawyer has talked now,don't you read the article?.
we are not about his lawyer here....
BusinessRe: Lake Rice Sold At N12,000 Per Bag In Lagos (Photos) by ceononi: 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Buhari govt and her agents have reduced Nigerians to IDP status queuing for christmas rice every christmas since he came and they expect Nigerians to see it as an achievement forgetting that before they came Nigerians took rice for granted and didnt have to queue for it to celebrate christmas ..I used to buy more than 50 bags of rice every christmas to distribute to people aroind but since last christmas I have stopped because of the the bad economy on my pocket

CrimeRe: What Happens To Girls Who Yahoo Boys Take Their Panties? by ceononi: 12:42pm On Dec 12, 2017
Cinderella5:
The demonic Yahoo boys have been confessing of late, police have been apprehending them like mad, God has been torturing their souls too, no peace for the wicked of course. Long story short, who has an idea of what happens to girls who Yahoo boys collected their pants? Just curious angry



Yahoo Boys Caught With Girls Pants And Other Ritual Items In Delta State (Photos)

https://www.nairaland.com/3309418/yahoo-boys-caught-girls-pants
Coming from a lady.....abi you self they find your pant?
PhonesRe: 9mobile Launches N14,000 Rhino 2 Android Phone by ceononi: 4:27pm On Dec 06, 2017
sirusX:
That is the koko
Highlight Specifications of 9Mobile Rhino 2(Prime 1)
•3G: YES
•4G: NO
•SIM: DUAL MICRO SIM
•DISPLAY: 4.0"
•PRIMARY CAMERA: 2.0MP
•SECONDARY CAMERA: 0.3MP
•OS: ANDROID 7.0 NOUGAT
•RAM: 1GB
•ROM: 8GB
•CARD SLOT: YES
•CPU: QUADCORE 1.3GHz
•BATTERY: 2300mAh Li-Ion
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Sows Her Car As Seed In Church, Gets Another From US Returnee (Photos) by ceononi: 10:02am On Dec 02, 2017
Lionbite:
oga just shut up. The devil is strategising to prevent gullible christians from getting hold of so many blessing. I pay my tithe and i sow seeds as the Holy spirit directs and i've seen wonders happen in my life. There is nothing that the Lord will ask me to give today that i wont drop instantly cause i have a proven track record that he never fails. If you like believe in tithing if you like you dont it doesnt add 1 kobo to my wealth.
Good point my friend.....The key point here is - as the "Holy Spirit directs". The problem is, how many Christians today are Spirit filled.
RomanceRe: How Torn Chicken Noodle Spice Nearly Ended My Relationship - Lady Shares Story by ceononi: 2:32pm On Nov 21, 2017
Gofwane:
where was it mentioned that it was in her bedroom that he saw the exhibit
read the post again.
CrimeRe: Soldier Held For Robbery Warns CP: ‘don’t Call Me Fake’ (pic) by ceononi: 12:37pm On Nov 17, 2017
tooth4tooth:
Before nko? Why dem go dey call am fake soldier he knows he's not fake.Why would a whole police commissioner not conduct a proper investigation before reporting?They need to be taught how to do their jobs sometimes.
You know nothing....Even if it was confirmed that he is truly an army, wouldn't you agree it would be best to protect the army from such a disgrace.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mobutu Sese Seko's Mansion Is Now Home To Rats, Bats, Snake (Photos) by ceononi: 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2017
naijastoryz:
upon vanities
All is vanity...
FamilyRe: My Husband’s Penis Not Working Well, He Ejaculates Within Seconds – Wife by ceononi: 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2017
iamJ:
Not possible cheesy

E go get how man wan come under seconds
Better believe it, cuz I know of someone who cums even before penetration..
RomanceRe: Man Caught Having Sex With His Manager’s Wife In Zimbabwe (photos) by ceononi: 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2017
Bossontop:
shocked
U mean na d woman b dat?? Dat old woman?? D guy needs factory reseting sla....
“My wife ran out Unclad and up to now we do not know where she went,” said Chiyangwa.
RomanceRe: Man Caught Having Sex With His Manager’s Wife In Zimbabwe (photos) by ceononi: 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2017
twisteddaNy:
wait first, is that old woman the wife because I am not understanding huh
“My wife ran out Unclad and up to now we do not know where she went,” said Chiyangwa.
CrimeRe: Salesman Steals N3.5m, Stakes It In MMM And Loses It by ceononi: 6:41pm On Nov 09, 2017
Na wa ooo
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Hits Miami Sunny Isle Beach (Pictures) by ceononi: 6:32pm On Nov 09, 2017
spyg1:
Some of this women are not attracted, I see no need of displaying their butts.
And I see no need reading what you wrote....
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Releases A 2014 Chat Of 2face Admitting To Stealing His Song by ceononi: 6:22pm On Nov 09, 2017
chriskosherbal:
Guy is high time you do away with this childish behaviour huh why cry over split milk..

Fine you may be the real owner of the song and I know it hurts seeing someone steal your creativity if it is actually yours tho....that means you are actually creative ..get into the studio and do your thing bro ..






In another news get hard rock rod-like joystick erection with delayed ejaculation with the all herbal drugs .


https://www.nairaland.com/3476612/having-manhood-challenges-come-see
Better yet,if the song had copyright (which I seriously doubt) he could have elected to sue him instead.
HealthRe: White Man In Lagos Presents Crutches To Physically Challenged Girl (Photo) by ceononi: 8:02pm On Nov 07, 2017
Johntitus:
See the way they're clapping for him?... Nigerians!
What's your point here? Did you see anyone clapping the picture above?....
RomanceRe: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ceononi: 6:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.
So you believe the V is a muscle and yet you don't know muscles can be stretched? Do your research.
SportsRe: Kenneth Omeruo Proposes To Chioma Nnamani (Photos, Video) by ceononi: 2:49pm On Sep 27, 2017
Is it just me, or is it that the bae was avoiding the camera? grin
FashionRe: Don't Wear A Miniskirt To Yaba Market by ceononi: 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Alex Ozone: “Olamide Is Highest Paid Artiste In Nigeria” by ceononi: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2017
collinometricx:
did u even read ?
Did you?
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by ceononi: 12:22pm On Sep 19, 2017
GudPpleG8Nation:
I'm typing this with heavy burden in heart. I'm getting crazy and weeping.

I met this lady over 6 years ago during my higher institution days, she was a fresher while I'm in my semi final year in school. Things were going well, we had sex after two years of the relationship(I'm the one that disvirgin her).

I have been very caring, stood by her and also,I let go of any ladies that comes my way. I didn't want anything that will stain the relationship. That doesn't mean I'm perfect however I have been trying my best to make her feel comfortable, loved and happy.

I started feeling comfortable and worried about my future with her because I discovered that anytime we had a misunderstanding, before you know it she has find a guy she will be dirty chatting with. She always say she's doing that to hurt my feelings.

I proposed last year, met her mum and one of her uncle and introduced her to my parents officially. Presently, waiting for her extended family to send the list for the traditional marriage.

I traveled to Ibadan on Friday to spend the weekend with her, on Sunday I just took her phone to watch movie when a Whatsapp message, I checked it and I replied the message. The guy called her, she was reluctant to pick the phone, she picked and spoke with the guy. After which the guy messaged her on Whatsapp that he called to confirm she's the one chatting with him and not her bf. I play along and started chatting with the guy. The guy was telling her to come visit him, I started twisting the guy and he was splitting out how he won't touch her when she comes. I confronted my girl, it took her over 8 hours to confessed that they had sex.

Jesus! This is a lady I invested a lot on, build my world around, every other ladies are shit in my presence. Even when I had 1000 of reasons to let go, I still stay with her but right now my world is shattered, I'm going crazy.
I need help because I'm dying, where will I start from (I'm 30 years old). Every negative thought of this world is running through my mind (from committing suicide to killing the guy to making the girl useless to herself for the rest of her life) cry cry cry cry
Your mistake was that you felt since you dv her meant she'd be loyal to you for life, wrong. From your write up, seemed it was long distance, if so, another mistake even as a guy it takes the grace of God not to talk of lady that would be subjected to pressures from every angle. For me out of sight is out of mind .
BusinessRe: Stanley Uzochukwu Joins Dangote, Elumelu To Receive U.S 8-Member Delegation by ceononi: 5:32pm On Sep 02, 2017
Is saheed B part of the delegates?grin....wasn't mentioned in the headline
CelebritiesRe: Joseph Yobo And Wife, Adaeze In Loved Up Photos by ceononi: 5:25pm On Sep 02, 2017
nice kiss
CelebritiesRe: How Juliana Olayode Aka Toyo Baby Lost Her Virginity! - Details by ceononi: 4:37pm On Aug 17, 2017
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Akobi Crescent, Surulere After Rain Today (Photo) by ceononi: 4:38pm On Jul 22, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Lagos is a no man's land

Oba Akiolu, you talked about Lagoon ?? Now, enjoy the Lagoon

You let strangers buy all your lands and properties,
developed it and gave you life, but you still find it hard to maintain and keep it clean ?? Laziness
Listen to yourself....So your telling me all those are coming from the palace?....We are our own problem, pay the waste management guys, you will refuse but would rather patronize the abokis, do they have any waste factory? No, so they in-turn full the drainage with refuse and we have situations like this.
PhonesRe: Facebook Now Helps You Finds Free Wi-fi Network Nearby by ceononi: 7:58am On Jul 01, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
i Dont Buy Data,i Steal Any Open Wifi In My Area.Omo D Thing Dey Sweet. Can Use 10gb In Hour,because Wifi Runs Up To 15mbs....
lol.... What's this one saying? Can you even get 1gb in an hour with speed of 15mbs? Abeg if you wan lie next time, think well....
AutosRe: Help! My Toyota Camry 2007 Stolen At Gunpoint In Abuja by ceononi: 3:05pm On Jun 19, 2017
1StopRudeness:
OP, I pray & hope that by some great chance u will recover ur vehicle...Hope u have reported at the station immediately...some vehicles are used by robbers for quick robbery and just dumped later on the road side...you won't like urself when police start to harrass u for not reporting/ calling u part of the robbers..

Our problem in Nigeria is that we trust holy spirit more than insurance or car tracking......I don't advice car tracking though...I have my reasons, I prefer comprehensive insurance with a certified company like lead way,mutual benefit, zenith insurance or law Union and rock

We Nigerians will buy car like toks for mayb 3M..to now pay common 4% of 3M which is just 120k to insure u car against theft, damage to u car and even damage to third party vehicle incase u are the one at fault will now become a problem...we will now be calling holy spirit when we are not even holy....

I hope u see ur car ooo....please get insurance in the future....u can even insure a Nigerian used car at any cost u purchased it. If u can't afford the 4% value....u can claim a lower value of purchase..hence u pay a lesser premium..atleast if anything happens u'll still get something...

Right now, u for just dey lounge....na insurance company for car headache of assured value reimbursement.....

Once again....pele
What is this one saying?? So you mean the insurance company would collect 120k and still not put a tracker on the damn car?
TravelRe: “Kaman K-Max”: Is This The Craziest Helicopter Blades You’ve Ever Seen? by ceononi: 4:52pm On Apr 14, 2017
StainlessH:
So that guy working around there is feeling like what?
I can do better than him.
So why did they design it to move in such directions? So make it fly faster or to show us they can do it?
Abeg I dey come.


grin
The direction of the blades are designed to blow upwards rather than blowing every freaking shit downwards....guess that's why the guy was roaming, unlike other choppers you cant walk freely around them.

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