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HealthRe: Help! I Think I'm Everlastingly Skinny!!! by ceononi: 8:06pm On Jan 29, 2018
ayorhmeeday:
Good afternoon Sirs/Mas. I have a problem with gaining weight. I'm 21 years old but i don't seem to be growing in size (width specifically). I lost my cheek fat at a tender age of 15.

Now, i look gaunt and way older than my real age. And the the funny thing is i eat a Lot as my diet contains mostly CARBOHYDRATE cos of their calories (fats). But it appears my body isn't just storing any of the fat cos i am still as skinny as ever.

So i want to know if that's a health problem??...do i have HIV/AIDS??...am i ever going to get fat??
Your seriously asking us whether you have HIV/AIDS?.....Are you mad?

CelebritiesRe: Nina Chinonso: Meet BBNaija Housemate 2018 | Biography & Profile by ceononi: 7:07pm On Jan 29, 2018
theunnamed:
Ahswear ppl don't know the meaning of beautiful anymore undecided lipsrsealed
Oya tell us the meaning

RomanceRe: Mans Shares Chat Of A Friend Who Called Him Gay, For Refusing To Sleep With Her by ceononi: 2:40pm On Jan 29, 2018
Faxole:
What if it isn't? So you think because a chat was released where a guy refused to have sex with a lady that was willing to have sex with him, that it's so unrealistic and uncharacteristic of men that it had to be a publicity stunt? I think you women really overestimate yourselves. You think all men just want to have sex with you because you have breasts and a vagina. I hate to inform you that this is not always the case. Some men have standards. Some have principles. Some just don't like sex that much. Men aren't just animals that go around looking for some pusssy to stick their dick into.
GBE ENU E SOUN! Speak for yourself and not some men....Omo e ni iba joni aba yo

RomanceRe: The Truth About Headmaster & Student Sex Video - Ghanaian Blasts Nigerians by ceononi: 6:13pm On Jan 26, 2018
teewhydope:
He's right tho! Gossipmill is a useless site. Full of fake news
was the video fake?

CrimeRe: 'Dogo Russia’, Kidnap Gang Leader Arrested By Security Operatives In Kaduna by ceononi: 4:35pm On Jan 26, 2018
Pidginwhisper:
Na only 2 units dey for NPL.Abba Kyari and others grin grin

The guy is really good
NPF you mean...
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off Wards Of Cash, Expensive Chains And Wrist Watches On Instagram by ceononi: 4:07pm On Jan 26, 2018
Ever8054:
even oyibo wey dey sing better music sef no dey behave the way our mumu musicians dey behave....
How many oyinbo musician you dey follow online

RomanceRe: Man Gets Condom As Birthday Souvenir (Photos) by ceononi: 2:34pm On Jan 26, 2018
JULIE1925:
grin


Raw sex is Always the BEST..

But ofcurz, i dont mean it's OK to fvck around sha...Stay loyal to ur partner so to avoid stories that touch.. cheesy
Back to sender

BusinessRe: Young Man Shades FCMB On Twitter, Bank Replies With Epic Clap Back. Photos by ceononi: 7:56pm On Jan 25, 2018
Psalmseen101:
Good Day Nairalanders'

I'm in need of your assistance urgently.
I had went to places, meet with friends and families but none could help me on this. All they were saying is one story or the other, and this is the last place i could come to.
I'm in debt of the sum of #19,500
And because of this i had left home for the past three days wandering up and down the streets.
i can't go home any longer because my creditor is after me. I am ashamed of myself, i had missed my wife and children now i can't see them, i don't have phone to contact them,
I had to come to cyber cafe to beg for time in other to post this on Nairaland, hoping to see one or two Nairalander's who will bail me out of this mess.


you can contact me through my email: dsamsonbiz@gmail.com

United Bank For Africa (UBA)
2059905743

I am so sorry for disturbing your peace with my personal problem, but this is too much for me to bear. Kindly help me Nairalanders



If there is any kind of work that i can do in a very short period of time just to raise this money i will be glad also

In case you wish to see me, i wouldn't mind to show up

Thanks!


Pardon my English!
You might as well tell us how you incurred such debt without working or any means to pay back(as it seem)

RomanceRe: Where's The Best Place To Meet Extremely Rich And Wealthy Husband Materials? by ceononi: 3:12pm On Jan 25, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
How does one find this kind of man, or shud I say where?
I've packaged myself and checked every nook and cranny of Abuja to every stone and sand of kaduna also.


Experienced nairaland ladies pls drop suggestions.

Married wives of nairaland too (married to rich men only) should advice us on how they met him.

Thanks
The question here should be how can one send you a hot factory resetting slap, for thinking of reaping where you have not sowed.

RomanceRe: Ladies, You Get To Your Boyfriend's Room And Meet This What Will You Do? by ceononi: 2:24pm On Jan 25, 2018
Liliyann:
A guy that can leave his kitchen this way is capable of wearing the same boxer for a week
A week ke?was think more like weeks grin

PoliticsRe: You Can Now Tweet At Federal Government To Come Fix Bad Roads by ceononi: 2:00pm On Jan 25, 2018
NextGovernor:
Where are they going to start from becos only me alone can post 200,000 of bad spot in my area alone..
Remember they are talking about Federal roads, not pot holes in your street

CrimeRe: "Classic White Killed By Kmoney, Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend" - Clara Wayne Accuses by ceononi: 6:15pm On Jan 24, 2018
priceaction:
The quarrel was that she was filtering[b][/b] with another man. That made the girl a confirmed olosho. How are we to believe that it is this guy that really dealt with her ?someone jumping from one man to another? All these small small innocent looking girls are dangerous.Besides, look at this otondo English Language constructions? Haba... Please I need to see her bold slaying pictures. Beauty with empty head. She for kuku broke the English na.
Filtering kwa? JESU

RomanceRe: Yahoo Boys & Ritual: Nigerian Lady Has A Strong Message For Lazy Girls (Video) by ceononi: 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2018
joseph6071:
This Nigerian Girl Has A Strong Worded Message To All Lazy
Girls Looking For Wealthy Boyfriends

See video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwHrvQLrC9c
She's seriously deluded to think there are yahoo boys who use just their heads and laptops, all na wash.....same old same.

NYSCRe: Big And Bold Female Corper In Her NYSC Khaki (Photo) by ceononi: 2:42pm On Jan 24, 2018
dollyjoy:
What do you aim to gain from this? You just want to subject the poor lady to unnecessary mockery and insults.
Looking at your pix....then I understand why your pained

RomanceRe: 'Long Distance' Pre-Wedding Photo. See The Height Difference by ceononi: 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2018
Blaqruby:
Its a huge responsibility that is being imposed on the lady. She will have to wear heels all her life!! Na by force to marry tall man? She must stock her house with diclofenac n all pain reducing medicine!!!!! All for love? Taa! They are not yet married and I am sure she is already in pain! Look at the first pic in jean, leg don dey pain am..na style she take raise that leg come rest her body on the man! Sorry sis.
Is it going to be your responsibilities?wish them well, no, na her mata u carry put for head.

RomanceRe: Couple Rock Their Secondary School Uniform For Their Pre-wedding Photos by ceononi: 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Why the man dey do face like who won cum lipsrsealed
point of correction....its actually who don cum

CrimeRe: Friends Lament As Man Is Shot Dead By Gunmen In Idumota Area Of Lagos. Photos by ceononi: 2:26pm On Jan 23, 2018
ebujany:
undecided

Ah, even with all the head he slamed at the floor.. Bullet still penetrated? I thought they said all this Yoruba Muslims sabi jazz well? I guess he forgot to reinforce him self this morning....farewell
savage.......when time is up nothing anyone can do about it..

RomanceRe: 2 Zimbabwean Pupils Caught Having Sex In A Cemetery by ceononi: 12:06pm On Jan 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
In the whole story, the country was not mentioned.
But the city was mentioned, just like when there's a news about Nigeria and Lagos is in context.
RomanceRe: 2 Zimbabwean Pupils Caught Having Sex In A Cemetery by ceononi: 12:04pm On Jan 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
I know as I don see Bulawayo. But no be everybody sabi am.
Bulawayo is not in Kenya, but Zimbabwe
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Vs Eudoxie Yao : Who Rocked This Outfit Better? by ceononi: 11:17am On Jan 20, 2018
JULIET of course....the other lady parted the gown like the red sea

RomanceRe: Hilarious Whatsapp Conversation Between A Nigerian Big Boy And A Runs Girl by ceononi: 8:45pm On Jan 19, 2018
lefulefu:
hmm na dose ones deadly passcheesy
abi ooo....make God help us
RomanceRe: Hilarious Whatsapp Conversation Between A Nigerian Big Boy And A Runs Girl by ceononi: 4:34pm On Jan 19, 2018
judecares1:
THE GREATEST MISTAKE ANY YOUNG MAN WILL MAKE IN HIS LIFE TIME,IS TO SLEEP WITH COMMERCIAL SEX WORKERS
I PITY SUCH MEN
shebi na the ones you know, what about the coded ones, those that will be forming mummy's girl.

Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze, Crazeclown: Doctor Saves Life In Theatre You Take Gifts To Pastors by ceononi: 4:16pm On Jan 19, 2018
bumi10:
Is It Right? Doctors Spent Hours To Save Your Life In Theatre, You Take Your Gifts To Pastors - Freeze

Daddy Freeze don start again today oo, this time he is questioning the idea and wisdom behind taken ones' 'thank you gifts' to pastors after doctors most have spent hours in the theatre saving the life of that particular person.

But Daddy Freeze, the thing is, doctors will even tell you that they administer medications and do their best but in the end, its only God that heals. Though you have a point in your submission but nevertheless, doctors are being paid before they even start saving ones life.

What do you think guys?

See what Freeze shared below.

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/01/is-it-right-doctors-spent-hours-to-save.html?m=1


https://www.instagram.com/p/BeF66FWB4Aw/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeGxADhjVB9/
He should also endeavor to take gifts to his mechanic, barber, the Uber driver dat didn't kill him by swerving into a ditch, the list is endless....mtchew so much for his misplaced priorities.

FamilyRe: Georgia Woman Makes Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Pay Rent (Photos) by ceononi: 3:37pm On Jan 19, 2018
Rachelsblog:
A Georgia mom is earning high praise on social media after she made a post on how she makes her 5yr old daughter to pay part of their rent, in other to teach her the value of money.

According to Essence Evans everyday she gives the little girl $7 and collects 5dollars back, which she saves in the girl's account, so that when she turns 18 she can start her life of her own, how nice, How many Nigerian parents can do this?


see her post which has since gotten over 220,000 likes, 300k shares below!!


News From Ebiwali--http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/proud-mom-reveals-how-she-makes-her-5yr.html ........
fact is the money still comes from your pocket so whats the fuss about..

CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Working With Omotola Jalade by ceononi: 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2018
Threebear:
So my friend, workout partner and a fellow nairalander got the absolute previlage of working with the legendary Omotola jalade Ekinde .
He said the cameras doesn't do Omotola justice, that she's a real life goddess.
Peep the pictures and show them some love. grin
which kain lie be this, just because you take selfie with her....mtchew, working with her ko working for her ni

CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Rocks New Hairstyle To Promote Her New Song, 'Love Me' (Photos) by ceononi: 1:57pm On Jan 19, 2018

Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerians Butcher Giant Turtle At Seme (Photos) by ceononi: 1:50pm On Jan 19, 2018
thelifepagesng:
Nawa oh! undecided
na real wa oo
RomanceRe: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by ceononi: 11:13am On Jan 19, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
Keep spilling trash. In your whole life, how much have you removed from your petty barbing salon income and given a woman?
which kain wickedness be this.....no tell me say u wan collect from the small change the guy dey take hold bodi.

CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna Celebrates Sonia, His Wife, Ashewo, Side Chick On Her Birthday by ceononi: 9:55am On Jan 19, 2018
Joshmodest:
where did he call her ashewo..
Op are u one of the teachers El rufai retired in Kaduna, for failure to read simple English....
people like jump to conclusion, my friend goan read whats up there.....

CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna Celebrates Sonia, His Wife, Ashewo, Side Chick On Her Birthday by ceononi: 9:52am On Jan 19, 2018
Nutase:
When and where did he call her ashawo?
Did you even bother to read.....remain U , remain my wife , my side chick , my personal ashewo, my crush , my nigga , my home girl and let’s huddle this life together. Happy birthday bebolinna @sonialareinaa

SportsRe: Rohr Officially Signs New Super Eagles Deal by ceononi: 10:27am On Jan 18, 2018
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