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Tunbolity:
I'm alive and I get wings to fly...LOL

smiles.......











hahahahahaha.


alive n kicking shey?.... datx ghud.


continue to live long in ghud health. #bless

PoliteActivist:
Have u ever been to Botswana nor Burundi?
I've been to Burundi - talk about paradise!

u might have just visited der lekki, v.i, banana island, asokoro etc. even in Nigeria, placed lik dt no get issues.

PoliteActivist:
Proves that no place guarantees happiness. See all these places we aim to relocate to - they all have higher suicide rate than Nigeria.
I also notice that far more men kill themselves in most countries but in Naija it is about even. Wonder why.

http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/suicide-rate-by-country/

only Nigeria , Botswana and Burundi hav reason for suicide... d rest Bleep dem

Fe190:
Are you sure Cause I and my guys wrote, and we didn't see scores even if some of us passed.

are u asking for that of Polaris?

souljar:
Polaris really sent you your scores? This year's recruitment?

yup de did

DivineKayy:
Which bank?

wrote alot of bank aptitude test like Polaris, heritage, uba et Al and de sent me ma mark

mvem:
no agency, firm or body whether private or government will show you your test score for recruitment

banks does

SolexxBarry:
Not in support of underage sex tho but the man is not 100% at fault

During my service year i rejected my student's advances u needed to see how they started looking down on me like one mumu wey nor get level
The way little girls gather breast and yansh nowadays sef can mislead a brother

lol, was actually scrolling down to see smtin like this.




I had d same experience during ma service year. to make it worst the principal of the skul always assign students to com help us fetch water (it was a village) mst of this students sent are defaulters and you know mst atimes only the biggurls fail in doing der assignment and gat punished.




those gurls wer extra tempting as some will stay back and tell me to cook for dem.



if not bkos I fear' the Yoruba people bkos of der jazz I wul hav straf Dem Sha.


thank God I overcame

good morning nairalanders, please help a brother out. thanks

please is the OP still alive? if no... den fu#k dx moderator fr delaying to push thread lik dx but will be in a haste to forward tontoV(R)egina posts dx dayx

may God Almighty console the family. I lost my elda broda 1/07/2017 in similar case. and I can't help but Imagine aw a person will see his life livin him whyl drowning

asuustrike1:
ANAN/ICAN is a professional certificate used mostly in the business world while M.sc/PhD are for academic purpose. You can choose to do any if you so wish but I would advice you finish ANAN first. M.sc or PhD is different ball game entirely so be prepare for the task peradventure you want to continue

alright sir, thanks alot

zibuga:
Pls apply for your ANAN bkos it's professional and also It will prepare u for ur msc later. I just finished my ANAN this year and I also applied for uniabuja accounting msc and their list is not out. I am even considering of obtaining another msc form from another Skul and forget about uniabuja list..... Pls go for ANAN

thanks lot sir.


pliz aw can I dm u so dt u will brief me about d ANAN and d expenses involved. thanks sir

Good morning house, just decided to share this here maybe someone's advice can help.

I graduated from Gombe state University, Nigeria. studied accounting and successfully completed my NYSC last year. towards the end of my NYSC year my father advised me to buy a masters form in University of Abuja (till date admission is yet to be out). I'm home now and a friend advised me to register for ANAN and forget about the Msc program. I'm confused on what to actually do right now.













for those who have done ANAN before. can a person merge the two (Msc and ANAN/ICAN) at the same time? if yes how is the timing. thanks

Vaseline crew, are u avoiding this thread or wat exactly. nobody mention' masturbation and re-masturbation

BrainnewsNg:
Below is the conversations between the pair;

Read More At: https://www.brainnewsradio.com/screenshots-of-whatsapp-conversations-between-neymar-and-rape-accuser-najila-trindade/

I don't understand, dx pipol don't use short cut/fomx in chatin abi kini?

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how much plix

lol



ah swear DX pwc people are sm tin else....



so u asked me a question about ma slf, I amsad it and u are telling my amsas didn't meet ur requirements.... hahahaha. Wanda's shal never end is dx world.






Adam, Eve and � snake..... see wat dou hav kost for us ooooo.






is it your personality abi myn.....






aye mi oooooo. aw can I slip DX nyt

Maxcoded:
By the time you taste one of these top selections, you will find no taste in all these green bottle drinks.

I was more of a Trophy guy just like you, but after I decided to see what real alcohol taste like, I disliked Trophy or any other green bottle drink immediately... I think I started with "Baron" then

You should try one of them someday

abeg aw much b dx baron

JoannaSedley:
. You saw her watching porn and ran to nairaland to narrate the tale instead of joining the game. For her to relax when you came in shows she wants action.

You are a disappointment.

lol.... the deep truth.


Sha who knows maybe he's in a competition with his wife on who mk front page on NL... he was quick reporting it here to make FP bfo the wife cm up to open a thread "my husband caught me watching pornography, nairalanders please help"

so sorry about dt..... but pliz check weada she have a Love Machine bigger dt ur pr#ck ..



maybe datx why d problem originated

ok nah,





the only advice I can give u now having realized you are less a man is to join the NVCA ( nairalanders Vaseline crew association ) for masturbation tutorials since to fuuuck outside de mak u feel guilty.....





secondly, dnt even take her to ur pastor bfo ur pastor will fyn new pussy to be banging.



thirdly, go meet ur grandmoda or any person Wei de village to comfirm if ur wife no de use juju on u




lastly, stop begging mods to push dx to front page

1samm:
sorry bro!!..dat must ve hurt but like my wonderful dad always say "IF YOUR FOOD IS THERE YOU WILL SURELY EAT IT "!!

yeah....


thanks bro. God bless u

darado:
I had similar ssue. It displayed a story....stating the answer is submitting... But it hanged off. Wen asked the IT attendant, he said it submitted automatically.

ix well bro.... may God's will b don

Romeozigs:
I had 33 mins more before my system logged me out
Though I came late about 30 mins after d test had started for first batch(8am).
I complained n d officials told me that it had AUTO-submitted. By then I was on no 43 question.
I leave the rest for God. The questions were not too difficult I would say.
Goodluck to those who would make it.
Na God's favour we need now no b ow u take tear d exam.

amen bro....


the way de pre set d system is wrng. .... I was aving 28 minits remaining wen an unknown guy messed with sm cables smwia... our ntwrk was disrupted .... after takin us to anoda room d system strts at the exact time the oda system stopped but to ma greatest surprise 13minitx later it jux stop n summit

ofurufu:
Who else noticed there was no answer in that 1/6 + 3/8 question?

The answer is 13/24 but I just picked 17/24, the nearest answer (which is also the only option that has 24 as denominator).

it seems questions differs accordin to state.... which state did u ryt urx

darado:
I did not submit the test before the server went off. Though i was having 3 minutes remaining. Any witness on this plz?

myn went off 12 minutes to d tym

tolexy007:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/north-koreas-kim-jong-un-230019893.html

thank you for saving me the stress.... wanted dt go n screenshot dx for him

tosinosam:
Not just urz alone.. Its general

lol..... nawa for Dem ooooo

abbasajao:
I was very surprised too when I wrote Bleep Atiku and later got bleep Atiku.

hahahahahaha.... and it just corrected ur Bleep again

please why do nairaland auto correct my "fuuuck" to "bleep" anytime I'm commenting?